Merton Video #4 : Vanessa (outtakes)

[OffspringFromHell]

Anyone else saw that the T-shirt she wears has Big Daddy on it? :D

[yorrickwi]

did you get her e mail ?

[CoolOderNichtCool]

You're amazing, Bro!



[gazahgg]

i think im in love with her

[MajorBerto88]

lmao i love the lady gaga part haha

[XxDevilxXGTz]

Woah.. Emily's eyes, now that's an epic blue. ^.^

[bemobo]

I'm most certainly not nursing a semi...

[wakaphwap]

this guy is a genius...

[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

"I'm not emo dammit, I'm some new thing that you've never even heard of"

[Tanzanite800]

Vanessa looks like Princess Diana for some reason. :)

[SMKFsam666]

@Tanzanite800 nah she really doesnt XD

[Tanzanite800]

@SMKFsam666 Meh. Kinda, if you look at the eyes. :p

[SMKFsam666]

@Tanzanite800 LOOL ok maybe a tiny tiny bit......tiny bit

[lee5912able]

@Tanzanite800 Yeah just less dead

[TheDubisteinapfel]

omg omg oh my f*cking good! i think i think i am to.. i am.. I LOVE YOU

[mushuvve]

"Do I look like a Vanessa or somenthing?"

Yes.

[wtfclaud]

faith in chatroulette is restored! XD

[TKDmasterX]

you never fail to put a smile on my face

[insanejohnmufc]

324 people dont no how to live

[Wolfe196]

@ aaronjaymetz4123 i would as well!!!!

[herpAderp171]

oh my god this guys a legend:DDD!!!!!

[captiandouglass]

love the kermit voice

[aaronjaymetz4123]

i would fuck vanessa hard

[28coocoo]

@aaronjaymetz4123 i would tooo. (LOLZ/SMD)

[PunkR4wk3r]

What's that one song--

THAT ONE SONG~♪

[thisisnotdom]

This is my favourite one :o

[FreeR1ver]

Merton's version of Poker Face owns :D

[toasty246]

Awh Merton you legend XD wish I came across him on chatroulette :(

[Bigpotatos]

1337855 viewers o_o1!!!11

[InfectedFetusJr]

Emily is adorable >.<

[Loctarjay]

she's cute.

[battlecry13]

what is that thing he does with his hands??!?!?!?!?

[TheFlippinHero]

@battlecry13 Play the piano...?

[battlecry13]

@TheFlippinHero no, he extends it at the camera

[TheFlippinHero]

@battlecry13 What do you mean? Like... What time in video?...

[battlecry13]

@TheFlippinHero around the time where he asks how many ppl are in the room

[TheFlippinHero]

@battlecry13 When he's tapping the piano? That part with his hands? It looks kind of weird because of the lag or something. I don't know if that's what you're talking about. Other than that... Yeah, he's playing piano with his hands. xD

[MeludramaticDUDE]

websites with that includes video chat is full with old fat hairy dudes :/ but if this girl stripped infront of my eyes I would have a huge erection for the rest of my life !

[BlakeGoodwell]

@MeludramaticDUDE shes like 15

[bfbhunter]

you have earned my sub!

[TenTonnesOfDynamite]

Awesome partnership! "Vanessa"'s such a good sport!

[HybridGamingHD1]

shes so cute

[lildude825]

she is hot and she wears a bioshock shirt thats even more awesome.she looks like a vanessa

[skullcandy9745]

i will keep going on chatroulette until i see this guy

[XOhHerroPreaseX]

@skullcandy9745 or until you get tired of seeing penises

[MRPIEEATINGZOMBIES]

lolz 1 shes hot and 2 trololololol

[spartan1010101]

he sings about a half life, and on the side bar, there's a ad for "half.com" xD

[bennyboy749]

these two together are incredible

[TheAwkwordPair]

3:41 her face was like whoa surprise bitch!

[thereaper2222]

haha i dont like evanesence u asswhole i like avenged sevenfold hahhahaha i love that part dudes a riot

[SpicyTaco25]

she is wearing a bioshock shirt AWESOME!!!

[fmakeita]

wahhahahah.... I totally would have tummy aches with u Merton XD

[CarlyIsABoss]

"WE DON'T HAVE A MINUTE, COREY!" ahahahah

[dudette63]

The end is a bit sad. It sucks when you find that one good person to talk to and then one of you have to go.

[judofighter10]

@clicheanonperson one who lurks on the shitty, unfunny website "9gag"

[wye93]

9:05 I hate goodbyes....

[RaaGoldenAge]

she is hot =D

[hillbilly5012]

toby turner should make a video on chatroulette

[nitroXboy]

DO SOME COVERS DUDE!!!! THUMBS THIS UP....

[MrMrCoold]

Deam You r Ugly

[stefance1]

@clicheanonperson search 9gag.com

[stefance1]

@clicheanonperson wtf o.O

[stefance1]

@clicheanonperson are you sure :/ ?

[stefance1]

@clicheanonperson I think you're a 9gager.

[Chuckasam]

Emos are happy!!

[TPob53553d]

Emily's so lucky to hang with Merton for that long~!

[RavingRabbit1995]

She's purdy :3

[CrazyKidsHD]

she looks like David bowie lol

[NeonSkittlez3]

I love this :D

[wtf6073]

lol



[jordanBaggleyTDC]

How many dicks do you think he had to see before he got a female?

[iDennis95]

@jordanBaggleyTDC

over 9000

[comentariosecriticas]

AVENGED SEVENFOLD OMG CRYING HAHAHA

[gajsva]

I bet the bitch stinks as hell! -.-

[holyshitcockballs]

Why the fuck does she keep smelling her fingers?

[Christofurrrr28]

@holyshitcockballs Nice name toolbag

[mozartsthrash]

@holyshitcockballs BEST NAME EVER

[neggan]

She smells her fingers a lot.

[judzkennedy]

I want to dog Vanessa

[KimberlyJTV]

HER LAUGH IS SO CUTE

[Yikak4]

@KimberlyJTV yeah xD

[DKaan96]

Like the way he improvise... N btw, he is so lucky with the ppl he meet on chatroulette. This Emily/Vannesa/Gertrude girl is sooo epic... N Merton is even more epic!!! this video is the most epic video ever made

[usuckok13]

Hey! My names emily!

[KittyxLava]

i still have a crush on him :)

[NovazaneBB]

Where do i find him, just chatroulettedotcom?

[stygn]

@NovazaneBB Well yes.. But of course you have to be really, really lucky.. First of all, he has to be on when you are on, AND it's a random chat site, you just get a chat partner randomly.. So you could sit for hours to go through all the people online, and at that time he has probably logged off again.. So, it's up to luck.. But I'd say it's very, very hard to get a hold of him if you want to..

[LiveToDrum92]

avenged sevenfold :D

<3 Merton

[mcjuvey1]

why dont i get people like this?? im always confronted with either a penis or a dude dressed as a chick!! please let me meet merton one day!!

[jedirush]

@mcjuvey1 a drawing of a penis or a real one??

[mcjuvey1]

@jedirush one is just as bad as the other i went on chatroulette for half an hour and saw more penis than a straight man should see in his lifetime!! lol

[kakaaguada]

chat roulettes needs more of this kind of guys and less pennis

[SiN88m]

Epic... damn funny and a giant inspiration...

[anaivh0128]

shes sooooooo lucky!!!!!!!!!

[AaahImOnFire11]

why are there no top comments on this guys videos D:

[McGengar]

@AaahImOnFire11 try giving a comment thumbs and you'll find out

[AaahImOnFire11]

@McGengar :O

[McGengar]

@AaahImOnFire11 Yup yup :l

[djretrycom]

I Would've asked her number...

[KeEtMc]

@djretrycom Who says he didn't? There were a lot of cuts and at the end she said "see ya" so he could have.

[mikmarilynmusika]

she reminds me of avril..:P

[MrOloh]

BOOOOOOOOOBIES



[badass6606]

actually i ate all of them so. my reaction is, what a bitch!

[xXstalkinyourmomXx]

Its would be epic if she saw this video with a million and a half views on youtube

[1Notyetdone1]

Why hello there emily. look at that man playing piano on your chatroulette now back to me, and now back to him and now.. back to me. He is not me, but with a little bit of 4th grade piano lesson dual off's he could play piano like me. Look down, back up! We are at an avenged seven fold concert with two tickets to evanescent, look down back up! It is a bottle of eyeliner for yourself! Guess what? i am now jealous of that other guy in your room.

[itsmelanieeeee]

Does Merton remind anyone else of the dude from Cobra Starship? 

[xxR3D1C0Nxx]

to protect me from my hand getting eaten when my parents find out im on chatroulette xD

[alexlee7773]

aww i love that blonde

[ihatecarbonjunk]

Aw, I was sad when he had to go.

[animelover2615]

Lol thats my name :D

[nervouscoffe]

THAT'S ME!

[AlecPerfectinsanity]

@nervouscoffe no its not

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[sandykoong]

I think he likes her. Nawwww

[jennaynay99]

her name is gertrude, she's definitely not a dude. :)

[ImMv23]

"u've got purple and gold velvet bad in the background i know cuz i've been there manny times, i know what it ryhms with, i know what it smells like, i know what my parants would do if they foind out"

is there an original song if this or somethin? this is awsome

[FeintxGamingtv]

@ImMv23 hey man. If you havent got no answer to your question yet. Try looking exactly this up here on youtube. Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles) the same cords all over again. You might find the song youre looking for there

[DriveByeeee]

Every couple of months i end up re-watching all your vids :P idk why there just soo good.

[PauloGasparSenaV]

someone finds vanessa! or emily ..... lol

[m8aa6x]

She cried at the end

[TorpeAlex]

His face is so serious when he's talking...

[vascoramaPT]

Free video chat: bandoo-chat . com



[Blackouti386]

Vanessa @ 3:39 looks like this watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

[lampo77]

I want to be as good as you! love you!

[beefywarrior12898]

what is he wearing under his hood?

[harry123402]

@beefywarrior12898 his head

[beefywarrior12898]

@harry123402 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOH

[julebrusernam]

@beefywarrior12898 hair

[HeadLinesProductions]

@beefywarrior12898 head phones

[beefywarrior12898]

@HeadLinesProductions THANK you

[reecemakespeace]

imagine him going up against tim minchin.. 0.0

[ikwees]

you sir are my favorite kangaroo on youtube.

[oConshien]

avenge sevenfold <3

[DragonKid562]

did u ever get in a chat room with a guys dick?

[charxxxl]

he is amazing

[mafiaboy28]

this is awesome !

[MusicXXAnimeXXLife]

When the video ended, I died a little on the inside.

[CharmedBalthazar]

My heart melted when you started playing pokerface. This video is just awesome.

[ccchackalll]

What the fuck, at the end you didn't get your phone numbers???

[cccool089]

Vanessa Reminds me of my friend , she laughs like her and has the same looks as her.

[reecemakespeace]

@cccool089 thats some inception shit right there.

[mmart229]

Shes pretty, nd thats coming from a bitchy gurl :P

[simaironmaiden]

I dont like evanesence you asshole i like avenged sevenfold!! I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!! GOD BLESS YOU MERTON!!!

[VuKaSiN1996]

thumbs up who like avenged sevenfold

[MyQuiteLife]

I love watching this!! Its so hilarious :D I seriously wonder who this guy is??!!!

[freecreditguy67]

im not goth im emo dammit lol

[Mokaigo]

Lyrcis please ;)

[dumdum22290]

3:42 scurred ketteh face

[ossikater]

How come you always find girls?

[wiebenjijzeg]

@ossikater because he has enough guts and willpower to go through millions of dicks :3

and piano is cool <3

[ccchackalll]

@wiebenjijzeg lol

[KelenKitajima]

This guy's AMASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIING

[Maspi]

I thought emo girls were a myth.

[TheHatbag]

@eXtoCrosyDGT its pokerface by lady gaga : ) hope this helps mate

[eXtoCrosyDGT]

what song does he start playing at like 4:19, when she says NOoooo

anyone? help me out

[lidwa752]

@eXtoCrosyDGT pokerface by lady gaga

[JustPlainIrony]

i know this girl. shes damn funny

[TheOrigamisalami]

My names Emily too!!

[FierceCookie]

I love girls who loo like that...so innocent, yet so cute and the hair when its pink <3

[UnforgivenIndividual]

I'd tap that.

[bubble13255]

Shit....... it was Emily thought it was Vanessa...... Merton

[bubble13255]

Vanessa is HOT!!!!!

[PianoChatImprov]

MERTON'S SOLO PIANO SONG NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON AND ITUNES :: A full version of my piano song from the end of Video 7 is now available from iTunes, Amazon and CD Baby. You can find it by searching for "The Montreal Song" by Merton.

[captinchillin]

@PianoChatImprov y havent u made more of these

[madiganmarauder]

A7x -3

[missababy941]

so good at improv, i would just like to point out..

[MrJaK666]

EVENGED SEVENFOLD FUCK YEAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!

[lifedragon3]

vanessa is cute 0.0 i think she should post a video response to this video so we know who she is

[woahITZscyan]

lolololol LOVE IT

[jobiniki]

I bet hes the only guy on chat roullette that can get a girl naked

[jeffreyluke1]

@jobiniki dont forget Mrtechnicaldifficult