men with husky voices like that just get me all melty. i feel like a nachyo cheeez platter all overheated and dripping across the tunge. all ready to swallowe. i cannot figure out wattsup with that funky hair over his nibbles, but wattever man. i really hafta see a close up of his face befoer i can confirm my fatuation and hunt this mans man down. oooolababy!
Grandma was looking for a recipe for krazyberry jam and found this, lol. That fierce dude must smoke a pack an hour for those pipes. What's that black stuff on his chest? Fried chihuahuas? The guitarist rips. Animal looks like he's playing air drums. I think the lean bassman's an undercover agent. Where can I see these guys? Who is Tony Pransiossa? Sounds like a death threat.
Today the toast of the music world, tomorrow Hollywood! Could Audiogazmitron be the next great Bond villain, hiding diabolical weapons within forested breasts? Bruckheimer says he may produce Pirates 4 if Audiogazmitron & the Tonehole Nuns are the next captain and crew to war against the Black Pearl. Clearly this band's future holds none of the fuzziness the chest of its helmsman does.
Elvis's return to Las Vegas, The Beatles at Shea Stadium, The Rolling Stones at Madison Square Garden - all pale imitations of rock 'n' roll next to this.
I'm a dead sexy record producer from Seattle and work for SubPar records, I think this band will start the next wave of the next wave of big things! I look forward to pimping them out to all the clubs along the west coast for the next 6 years!!! Now I just have to figure out how to market furry nipples like I did flanel shirts and I'll be stinking rich (again!)
Call me deaf, but I didn't hear this band give any credit to the artist who actually wrote this song. I may just be a fan, (and not an actual record producer) but I think the fact that this group rips off an artist who rips off Black culture makes them worse than Led Zeppelin, who just ripped off Black artists directly without giving them any credit. By the way, all the band members are really cute. Will you publish their phone numbers any time soon? Jane, Saskatoon
I'm a snooty, pomopous executive for a British recording label which I am not at liberty to name. (Let's just say it rhymes with BMI.) This band has more originality in their little finger than 99.9% of the posers out there today. I haven't heard any new group that excited me this much since The Beatles. How can I contact them to sign them up for a lucrative recording contract before that high-powered executive from LA gets his filthy, greedy hands on them? Nigel Tufnel
I'm a high-powered record executive from Los Angeles in California, and I'd like to know how I can contact this band to sign them up for a lucrative contract in the fabulous recording industry. I haven't heard a group this good since '70 Elvis! Thank you for making this magical moment available to the public.
men with husky voices like that just get me all melty. i feel like a nachyo cheeez platter all overheated and dripping across the tunge. all ready to swallowe. i cannot figure out wattsup with that funky hair over his nibbles, but wattever man. i really hafta see a close up of his face befoer i can confirm my fatuation and hunt this mans man down. oooolababy!
rubmygoonygoogoo 3 years ago
Philbert, you are an animal!
SomeMick34 3 years ago
rock on homie. chels say hi
bladeking22 4 years ago
Grandma was looking for a recipe for krazyberry jam and found this, lol. That fierce dude must smoke a pack an hour for those pipes. What's that black stuff on his chest? Fried chihuahuas? The guitarist rips. Animal looks like he's playing air drums. I think the lean bassman's an undercover agent. Where can I see these guys? Who is Tony Pransiossa? Sounds like a death threat.
warmsugarlips 4 years ago
I only have two questions with regard to the vocalist: what is he on and where can I get some?
eatennaway 4 years ago
Today the toast of the music world, tomorrow Hollywood! Could Audiogazmitron be the next great Bond villain, hiding diabolical weapons within forested breasts? Bruckheimer says he may produce Pirates 4 if Audiogazmitron & the Tonehole Nuns are the next captain and crew to war against the Black Pearl. Clearly this band's future holds none of the fuzziness the chest of its helmsman does.
voxtrax 4 years ago
Elvis's return to Las Vegas, The Beatles at Shea Stadium, The Rolling Stones at Madison Square Garden - all pale imitations of rock 'n' roll next to this.
chesterfitch 4 years ago
I'm a dead sexy record producer from Seattle and work for SubPar records, I think this band will start the next wave of the next wave of big things! I look forward to pimping them out to all the clubs along the west coast for the next 6 years!!! Now I just have to figure out how to market furry nipples like I did flanel shirts and I'll be stinking rich (again!)
- Jocko Encino
ogrepapa 4 years ago
Call me deaf, but I didn't hear this band give any credit to the artist who actually wrote this song. I may just be a fan, (and not an actual record producer) but I think the fact that this group rips off an artist who rips off Black culture makes them worse than Led Zeppelin, who just ripped off Black artists directly without giving them any credit. By the way, all the band members are really cute. Will you publish their phone numbers any time soon? Jane, Saskatoon
GlamFabWow 4 years ago
I'm a snooty, pomopous executive for a British recording label which I am not at liberty to name. (Let's just say it rhymes with BMI.) This band has more originality in their little finger than 99.9% of the posers out there today. I haven't heard any new group that excited me this much since The Beatles. How can I contact them to sign them up for a lucrative recording contract before that high-powered executive from LA gets his filthy, greedy hands on them? Nigel Tufnel
Neckrub 4 years ago
I'm a high-powered record executive from Los Angeles in California, and I'd like to know how I can contact this band to sign them up for a lucrative contract in the fabulous recording industry. I haven't heard a group this good since '70 Elvis! Thank you for making this magical moment available to the public.
Neckrub 4 years ago