Shit Helen Keller Says

[denzel11234567890]

I like the part when you are hitting the pot! AHAHA

[slizful]

HOLY SHAT U LOOK LIKE THT GUY FROM SORIETY* (cnt spell) BOYS

[edogg388]

literally laughing so hard 

[ChelseaRose13]

helen. helen. helen. *pokes her* UGHGHGHHGHGHHHRRRAAAAARRR

[kyragarrison313]

I feel really bad.

[maritajc]

I'm going to hell 

[erinmary97]

its so mean but its so funny

[MrFrankphone]

haha, is it weird if I think you actually look really good in that dress? :)

[baileymeggs1]

at :21 i deceased

[xMissSnoopy]

DUDE I LOVE YOU!

[bunnyyummy123]

ahahahah I fucking love you.

[TheMackDylan]

@0:28 is that FazeTemperrr ?

[JJBirdd]

So wrong. Yet so right.

[owlcatify]

oh my gosh, hahahahaha. this is great.

[trishathecrazyloserr]

most of the time if u think about it , u sound like a whining dog........ xDDDDDDD

[chloeisuncool]

ahahah,omg jared i love you forever<3

[kissmethruthefone772]

luv how he is craking up at himself and that dude. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FromANewPerspective]

funniest fucking video ever. im crying.

[antsweargumboots]

hahahahahhahahhahahaah

[nrgdancer2012]

Come on guys, its a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it so hard...

[helloworld62141]

Hellen Keller couldn't help being different..:(

[bumblebeethatsmeobv]

WOW way to go, I mean really bro you had to do that?! Now when the next person goes to draw on the dry erase board the marker will be dry!

[vintagecrown]

I watched a movie in american sign language about her as a child...

the child that portrayed her acted like this.

btw, that lipstick looks nice and symmetrical... cx

[SandyLab10]

Freakin hilarious! I was like OMG HAHA A GERBIL!

[kissmethruthefone772]

@SandyLab10 pretty sure theyre called guine pigs. i mean i could be wrong but i dont think so.

[doratheexplorer738]

remember, she wasn't retarded, she was just deaf

[LifeIsGood1O1]

@doratheexplorer738 and blind

[JayProductions123]

really another retarded video from shit ass kid... funny yeah yeah real funny

[alyssabela2510]

you looked cute in that dress, wanna bangg



[AwesomeAlanna]

that dress is a bit loose on u! ur boobies might pop out XD

[OctoberBastard]

You're going to Hell(en Keller)

[SemperFiAmore21]

haha hilarious!..made my night :D

[dancrgrl9]

im going to hell.... not surprising

[nickt464]

only person who should be offended by this is hellen keller



[houseofcards613]

Hey, people, if Hellen Keller clicked on this video, I doubt she would be offended.

[xxDarkstreamxx]

@houseofcards613 If she could even find the video in the first place. ;)

[ErinnSingss]

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[GlapProductions]

OMG OMG!!! Lol

[anolds24]

Ahhahaah... 0:21 seconds... Can not stop watching!!! And the bloopers!!

[theniggastick]

I've watched this everyday for the past 3 days and it just keeps getting funnier!!! Ahahaha

[BusyBeeBen]

I feel so bad for that poor marker!

[doratheexplorer738]

0:08 oh my god look at that guinea pig!

[giovannaftw]

Nice boobs, Jared. I like you.

[snowangel4433]

I know it's just a joke and if I find this offensive I should just change the channel...but as a hearing impaired person who looks up to Helen Keller I'm a little hurt. I know this wasn't meant to be an insult to deaf people, but it's like being mocked for something you can't help. Can you imagine being that closed off from everyone? I'm not even fully deaf and it's so frustrating. Oh well. I still think you're awesome. Don't get all gingerfiesty on me

[ItsallaboutTrevor]

helen keller wasn't retarded...

[Kumomoto]

what's next...shxt stutterers say?!

[mollielie]

I am going to hell.

[SleeplessDrummer24]

Holy shit. That was so offensive and completely hilarious. One of your best videos recently.

[chloe6991]

I thought it was funny

[carrothaed4]

I like what "she" says at 0:10! Pretty epic.

[MoonlightStars0617]

okay this is really stupid...

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

Looking pretty classy in that dress. ;]

[jinxmike]

we're all goin tah hell haha :D

[whiteagle711]

i was like wtf and laughing the entire time! Mostly laughing.

[UnknownNewYorker]

I'm going to hell for laughing at this...

[keepmylittlesecrets]

Lol I'm cracking up. Guess we're both going to hell. :P

[evariccifan]

Thumbs up if you didn't laugh...

[PrimeTimePranks]

Is it fucked up I laughed?

[xoxoRanniiaaxoxo]

he isn't trying to offend people who are blind and deaf. he's doing this for humor.

[anythingwonderful]

Good to know we're both going to hell. :)

[bates713]

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO­LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO­!!!!!!!!!! IM ACTUALLY DYING!!!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU GET A LOT OF HATE ON THIS VIDEO, YOUR FUCKING HILARIOUS! ..

[amazingshooter]

oh, yea....you're sick



[RAsurvive]

wtf did i just watch? sounded like hippos having sex

[lacrosseplaya147]

oh the things you'll do to cross-dress

[deidrefunk]

you're a pretty lady

[talangill]

I don't see why there is so much Helen Keller hate on this video...Then again, neither does she. Calm down people. It's a joke.

[vsan14]

Jaredd funniest vid yet!!

[kendyywaa]

Hhmm I'm not offended but I don't think it was funny either. But I still love you

[starrgirl02]

you know she WAS able to talk right?

[collegebysam]

I think you should know that you make a very pretty girl. I just--keep that in mind.

[itschasybaby]

lol the best thing about this video is your drag persona

[jojobongofuzzymalony]

This made my day!

[ShutUpNicole]

This is hilarious! When ever one of my friends says something muffled or derpy we will always say, excuse me Helen, so this video was like perfect....we are both going to hell lol =P

[HaModel]

Dude this is sooooo funny!!!!

[halo3608]

GREAT vid!!! was LOLing all the way threw it XD

[blackbird1321]

idk what all the hate is for, I laughed hysterically. hes obviously not serious.

[ghero46]

LOTS of hate on this video. If you think this is offensive, learn how to take a joke. And you think THIS is the worst thing I've ever done? lol. ALL of my videos are offensive in some way. Find the comedy in them. I don't actually think this is how Helen Keller really is. Get your head out of your ass and live a little lol.

[JumokeTV]

You in a dress?..... My life is now complete... I've seen it ALL! lol

[sweetpie010]

disgusting



[heyimAWESOME12]

Lmfao... Buuut you're still going to Hell.

[Avalanche33338]

lol Jared don't wear a dress again xD :P

[xof0reverr]

LMFAO<3 i love this!

[StateOfGrace]

:/ yeah idk about this one

[ducktron4lemon]

You know who's cool? Shay carl.

[MissSoyJoY]

D:



[MizMostLikelyToFail]

Not cool or funny! Really offense for someone who I thought was an open minded person and was not judgmental!

[ghero46]

@MizMostLikelyToFail that's a really closed minded statement for someone who thought i was open minded

[TrulySomebody]

@ghero46 true that :)

[tana12341]

Ur such an asshole... but a funny one so its all good :)

[TaylorIsSoBored]

Hhahahaha awesome, Jared! :D

[motionflowstudios]

never click on video and go to a new tab. beginning scared the hell out of me

[Voldey]

This is how I will always imagine Helen Keller from now on.

[NeonNerd13]

this is soooo mean, but sooo funny...

[OneHitWunda]

LOOOL that's awful. I love it

[Naruhinaluver15]

i don't know if i should be amused or offended

[prorollerskater]

LMFAO LMFAO! Jesus I love you.

[tuxxedomask]

But . . . Helen Keller learned how to talk . . .

[DerekVeasna]

i dont know if i should laugh or be mad at you.....

[psimconfused]

She was left handed!!!

[PRETTYLIGHTS56]

I laughed so hard... Yes hell will be a warm place

[therav510]

This is hilarious and so are the comments but me and 69 (teehee) other people are going to hell

[TheBuibettes]

Thats hilarious!

[lovemetwo788]

LMAOO fuck my life, i'm going to hell.

[GlamourChick109]

i've watched this atleast 40 times.... why do i find this so funny..?

[annaamaarie]

omfg okay so this is the first video of yours I've seen in a while and I am literally in tears. you in a dress is just so funny.. :')

[OhaiItsMegan]

OMG Helen! Your makeup is on point today!

[tjlopez0946]

i dont know who looks better in drag you or rupaul. im going to say. now where did you get that dress?

[omglik]

your so cute(:

[NBB65]

Haha you are [referring to above] XD

[LAURAbrap]

this looked pretty funny... but who the hell is Helen Keller?

[ghero46]

@LAURAbrap are you joking?! do a google search now and catch up on history lol

[LAURAbrap]

@ghero46 I googled her as i wrote this comment, i'm English haha we don't really learn about American literature/history unless we specialise in it, it's all shakespeare here..

[Jonesman08]

@ghero46 she can't look up Helen Keller, wikipedia is black.

[starrgirl02]

@ghero46 you should catch up on some history too, cause she actually learned how to talk

[xoxoRanniiaaxoxo]

Probably going to hell for laughing at this.

[circakool]

that's pretty fucked up.

[theejbugg]

Tears. Literally tears are everywhere.

[ScottKinmartinTV]

Bahahahaahahahahaha! That's fucked up!

[TheGuyWhoReviewGames]

would you mind if i say this: dont waer that dress ever again!

[Ar0474]

It takes a REAL Man to wear a dress! >:D

[magicbananas1111]

honostly, i felt uncomfertable laughing........ but i still did

[JustJaida]

Omg that is so offensive. Lol

[ashleythedinosaurr]

going to hell for laughing

[ConstellationLCD]

Jared, this is the only Shit __ Say video that has actually made me laugh. Good show!

[chelseabear7]

I fell horrible but I laughed my ass off.

[BaileyBoo1002]

you forgot the WAAAHH WAHHHHH part.

[LivinLifeRightNowMan]

Your a very beautiful girl Jared.

[hhhkevin]

the beginning looks like something i saw on pornhub

[ghero46]

@hhhkevin WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU LOOKING AT?

[clairebear0506]

@ghero46 porn duuuhh!! hahaha

[imcalledbrooke]

i had to try way too hard not to laugh at this.

[craigmaster12]

@imcalledbrooke I tryed to but failed

[imcalledbrooke]

@craigmaster12 hahaha me too!

[craigmaster12]

@imcalledbrooke Lol 

[xmonke55]

Lol, this is your funniest video yet! Don't do a sequel though, it will only ruin it.

[thefrenchifresh]

This is why I love you.

[wilsontech1]

Hades has a special place for you. xD

[coolpen10]

already been done...

[xhollistergrl4ev]

lmao. i like your boobs, jared. they're very sexy. ;p

[MrRepzion]

LOL!! Man, you're ugly as hell dressed up as a woman ;) Don't EVER become a tranny. haha

[WestsideProductionz]

words... words can not describe xD

[CDsisters]

omg haha

[adigitalb]

hahah omg I was laughing just from reading from title props for this LOL :P

[EllennnnHagannnn]

I dont think ive ever laughed so much in my life! After 5 hours of pure chemistry this made my day :D

[dianafeiteira]

JARED, BEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER DONE!

[TMKristen]

Lol. You are terribly funny.

[mattjsrules]

LMAO!

[ShelbyxPwns]

Omfg this is terrible....i love it.

[MuffinBracelet]

0:21 are you a dog? lol

[emmazzzing]

sorry i said you shouldnt do this. because this is fucking hilarious.

[codyshow1]

the guy at the end was right it wasnt that funny... maybe you should of did her thoughts cause it got old after 8 sec

[BoredNotanymore]

I almost crapped myself

XD

[monkeysrockandusuck]

Hahaha that is so bad. I shall join you in hell

[damnsexyful]

Why don't you have more subscribers? xDDD

[ANNOYINGCANADIAN]

Oh. That was fantastic! xD

[mutantboyfriend]

Haha oh my god this is offensive but incredibly funny. I love it.

[AdorianDeck]

ohhhh my gosh lmaooo

[123Shelbi]

lmfao! Yes you are probably going to hell... BUT SO WORTH IT! :D

[RebeccaxAnne]

omg. It's reallllly funny.

[ghero46]

I'm going to hell.

[Randomizer903]

@ghero46 ...en Keller's house.

so am i...

[clairebear0506]

@ghero46 we all are dont feel bad!

[tiamta]

@ghero46 thank you for making this video before i did. honestly this is a good thing