Would I Lie To You? - Jamelia Highlight - Series 3 Episode 3 - BBC One

[cyclocius]

1:07, Jimmys mind looks blown.

[JohnThunscorpe]

ah i totally thought she was lying! ahaha

[pedinoway2]

now i like chocolate even more

[NefariousVirtuoso88]

shes so gorgeous.

[SilverDHedgehog2]

jimmy's expression at about 2:21 is priceless

[Vannereveilar]

she can take a joke

[Diazreta]

Jamelia is always so funny on panel shows :)

[AAandries]

she's hooooot

[dtrez09]

That's the episode when marcus does his platform dancing.

[florencelovme]

she pwned them

[TheCJHutchison]

woah she acted as a liar in a really damn realistic way. success

[coltmanm]

i dont get how people dont like jamelia she really funny :)

[smurf238]

i love jimmy carr at about 1.44-1.45 when he just looks at david and he's so just thinking, you are such a moron hahaha

[anything4what]

Ahah it was one of those reasons - brilliant.

[izy51]

do you think shes really that dumb?

[MrDelusionalPenguin]

I quite like her.

1. Shes cute

2. She is funny or charming at least.

3. Jokes about her or directed at her are often very funny because she takes it so well 

[DJLemmiex]

Lol Jimmy's face when David goes on about Toilet roll being oblon xD

[JKyWd]

0:14 = on the phone?

[PrezLeefun]

I am just happy David is on this. Honestly... the only reason I watched the whole thing is because at 0:03 I saw David and thought "oh this is gonna be good!" I was right.

[SufferingPlanet]

Wow, Jamelia's a good looking woman ._.

[MarkWake13]

She is well fit

[ThrivingFire]

I knew immediately that that was true. Why? Because Jamelia's fucking mental like that.

[Aeagle19]

Stop at 0:03. Way to go Mitchell.

[FlumblesMum]

Considering she's not a comedian, Jamelia is pretty good in this.

The bit where she owns Terry Christian about the make-up artists brushing Emu was brilliant!

[Labyrinth103106]

As soon as they said oblong I was waiting for Noel Feilding to pop up out of nowhere.

[Stanzeo0]

I reealy don't get this show? So they each get a card and they have to convince the other panel that they are telling the truth?

What I don't get is if what they are saying is true, then surely there is no point in trying to convince them it's true? do you have to convince them it's a lie if it is true? and are they actually true or are they making it up?

I just don't get this show, the only reason I watch it is because it's funny.

[whowantsabighug]

@Stanzeo0 They have a statement that is either true or false, they need to try and get the other team to guess incorrectly so they don't get a point.

[xsingsthesorrow]

@Stanzeo0 it is confusing. If it's true then they want the other team to say it's a lie while still convincing them it's true (so it's difficult). They do stuff like pretend they're shocked by the statement or are vague about stuff to make out that it's a lie when it's true so that the other team will guess that it's a lie rather than true. Tbh if it was true or false they will answer in the same sort of way (if it's a lie they think quick enough to make it seem true) so it doesn't matter.

[firestartertwistedfi]

lovely girl, but tragic anecdote :)

[xsingsthesorrow]

They mean rectangle?

[frackcha]

@xsingsthesorrow lol... yeah... oblong :)

[gatineausparks]

love Jamelia Green looks so beautiful on her skn tone... shes stunning

[Broughy90]

I do love a bit of brutal quipping

[BloodFromTheThorn]

'there's taking a momento and then there's just being a thief!'

much love for this show :)

[Nitocrisss]

I love how fascinated Jimmy Carr looks at 1:08 ))) Whenever I watch David on a show I have exactly the same expression on my face

[SporkTsar]

She's stunning

[Caittheegreat]

Has would i lie to you stopped now?

[FlumblesMum]

@Caittheegreat No, a new series starts filming soon!

[Caittheegreat]

@FlumblesMum are you sure? Because it's hardly on anymore, and i wondered if it stopped.

[0untamed]

@Caittheegreat Its filming this month, check the wikipedia page

[Caittheegreat]

@0untamed Okay, thanks.

[Caittheegreat]

@FlumblesMum And when.

[MrSean677]

Rob Brydon is a great host and guest to have on a panel show

[sgddfgfghfgh]

i hate jamelia, useless bitch

[xSugarxCanex]

LMAO @ David Mitchell x

[mrbillytaylor]

haha

vvvv vv  v

[isbourne]

They don't know the difference between an oblong and a rectangle. That makes me feel so superior.

[elshulo99]

@isbourne

An oblong is a rectangle.......

[isbourne]

@elshulo99 Strange... I just looked it up and it seems it can also be a rectangle. Sorry. It's also an oval.

[OhTheMetal]

The arguement below is possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen done in light of such David Mitchell brilliance.

[GBSoftball]

does anyone know where i can watch whole episodes for free?

[FlumblesMum]

@GBSoftball Check out somebody called Mrmoody's channel. He has all the episodes uploaded. :)

[chrisofnottingham]

She did a really good sell on being rubbish at making things up when actually it was all true.

[cokeadict619]

LEE MACK! XD

[Th3Cynic]

The Ginger is clearly a pedophile. Pause at exactly 2:34. Now try and disagree.

[Keeley1995nEm2002]

@Th3Cynic well i disagree coz at 2:34 its Rob Brydon and he's just talking and he ain't ginger! but if your referring to Terry Christian, then that's just the way he laughs - what i wanna know is how dya know just what a paedophile looks like??!!

[Th3Cynic]

@Keeley1995nEm2002 LOL fanboy rage alert. Instantly rushing in to save your precious obsession. And seriously dude, everybody knows the pedophile smile. Duh, stop being such a fag.

[Keeley1995nEm2002]

@Th3Cynic not a fanboy rage actually! and your callin me a fag?! im not the idiot that got the timing wrong on the comment when they tried to insult someone! FAIL! and i would only know the paedophile smile if someone tried to get off wi me - am only 15!

[Th3Cynic]

@Keeley1995nEm2002 Got it wrong by one second, and yet you picked it up. What. A. Fucking. Bitch. You clearly have no life, no friends, and no sober guy or chick would ever want to touch you and your morbidly obese, pathetic self. Burn in hell sluuuuuuuuut.

[Keeley1995nEm2002]

@Th3Cynic @Th3Cynic Actually 3 seconds you idiot you dont even know how many seconds you got it worng by - your clearly no good at arguing! And yeah i picked it up because i'm observant unlike you; in fact you're really quite thick! I mean c'mon if the best insult you can come up with is 'Burn in Hell' then you got problems ya pillock! You're such a fail!! You didn't even spell Paedophile right!

[Th3Cynic]

@Keeley1995nEm2002 And you're best insults were "you're thick" and "ya pillock". Tell me: how do you have the time to write up such brilliant insults in between sodomizing your cat, touching yourself to pictures of your uncle and writing twilight fan fiction? It must be exhausting.

[Keeley1995nEm2002]

@Th3Cynic Well I'm easily winning this argument and I'll win it more by taking everything as a compliment coz that will piss you off coz your just a sad adult wi far too much time on his hands to be arguing with someone tons younger - and you call Terry a paedophile!? He's not getting into conversations with 15 year olds! See! Am winning! And I see you didn't even mention that you have to use a dictionary to spell Paedophile! (and ya still spelt it wrong!)

[Th3Cynic]

@Keeley1995nEm2002 No, you're right, getting into a "conversation" with a 15 year old bitch IS the definition of pedophilia. Hahahahaha, I'm raping your tight, underage mind so hard with my casual small talk and counter arguments LOL.

This whole thing started off as trolling, but I believe I have stumbled upon retard gold. Please, continue.

[select899]

@Th3Cynic LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[porterhouse]

@Keeley1995nEm2002 Whenever I have a hard word I need to spell correctly, take the word "spelled" for example, I consult a paediatrician or another learned professional, if no dictionary is present.

[Katmarie100]

I love Jamelia on all panel shows - she laughs continuously and is obviously quick on the uptake! Did anyone remember the episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks where she got her own back on the bloke who sold a story about her to the papers!!It was hilarious.

[Toadsanime]

Well done to her for making out as if it was a lie during the questioning, though.

[flysi01]

I like Jamelia on panel shows too, she always comes across as a genuinely nice, fun person. Also she's absolutely stunning!

[Wellsypig15]

haha jimmys look of utter shock at 1:06 epic!!

[Superfreak937]

Marcus Brigestock and David Mitchell sitting next to each other on a comedy show... have I gone to heaven?

[popgoesthekitty]

I know some people don't like her, but I enjoy Jamelia on panel shows.

[flygweilo]

Agreed - and i think she is happy to laugh at herself, no matter how much the joke is at her expense.

She might have ambition (but then, who hasn't?), but what does that cost the rest of us?

Plus - she's IS undeniably gorgeous.

:-D

[SarahMacgregor]

@popgoesthekitty Aye, Jamelia is always sound, like!

[nacaaswanacas]

shes not funny but looks really nice .... especially her skin is glowing

[DRGNDarkness]

She's a musician not a comedian :P

[Austen1984]

@DRGNDarkness,....if you're using the term 'musician' loosely....

[samsung54369]

@DRGNDarkness musican?, more like person who sings songs that are completely autotuned that other people wrote

[2cita05]

bruttal quipingg wata tard

[devineboo]

0:13 is david texting under the table lol ?

[LilCoolMizz]

I Think He Is ... He Doesnt Look like he's focused on the Toilet Roll issue. Hmm? Lol If He Was, I Wonder Who It Was He Was Texting :L?

[nicastin12]

haha u can imagine david actually measuring the pieces of toilet roll

[TheSunnyScunny]

its not a square its an OBLONG!!! rofl

[kellyc612]

Gotta love Jimmy's reactions to David.

[magicmatt500]

I loved Davids outcry, "have sex with a wall" PMSL!!!

[MCFLYxoxox]

this was one of the best epiosdes of would i lie to you?

jimmy carr is sooo funny :)

[Foamy126]

Jamelia is not funny.

[logom0]

isnt jamelia a singer?

[earfetish]

why was Terry Christian so bad in this episode?

[catherinetate12]

he's always bad.

[AllyH015]

lol I love this show, Jamelia is cool!! xoxo

[hollium]

Marcus!

[DitzyStephanie]

haha, I love how jimmy joins in when lee starts taking the piss out of david's oblong observation... when he was the one who started it all to begin with!

[theimben]

I saw this one live :D

[hazeldine016]

price of toilet paper £3

price to hire george micheal £5000ish

(1:06) jimmy carr's face... priceless

[Number1GamerAsh]

one of those reasons as a brumie i can clearly say thats the sacasiem we have BRILLIANT !!