ADAM

[TheFantasticBagMan]

People. Chill out. This isn't a pinpoint accurate interpretation of the book of Genesis. It's a web video meant for people's enjoyment. If Family Guy had this exact same scene and I'm pretty sure the 600 dislikers wouldn't have a problem with that.

[ayersj14]

if adam is getting fat off of just fruits and vegetables we are all fucked

[TehCrazyMilk]

My name is Adam. ):

[Tamailash]

fatty quit eating off-limit fruits

[bboyksr]

This is not true, we all know Adam was indian. Just like Santa.

[Bbionicjive]

So, is this supposed to be going somewhere? Like a series or what?

[Hshanea]

everyone needs to chill, this isnt supposed to be informative or biblically correct, its just a funny video, made for HUMOR, not an video bible.

[mixey01]

Too bad razor blades weren't invented 4000 years ago (according to biblical scholars)

[Dragonman609]

wow that was one day till my birthday october 20 XD

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

is it wrong that i want to party with this guy?

[TheLimo64]

Guys, Adam and Eve wasn't supposed to be taken literally. Adam and Eve probably represented 2 ancient civilisations, and the Garden of Eden probably represented some part of earth, or all of it. It was written in this way, supposedly, by Moses, as he was a fairly simple man and would not understand what the real story meant, so God explained it to him in this way of "Adam and Eve."

[zXEmoGummiBearXz]

This brightened my day ~

[ThePrisonWardeness]

If Adam was blonde and Eve was brunette how did we get black and red hair? If Adam and Eve had two sons.. where'd the other two females com from?

[thefrightningsilence]

I like this. It made me laugh cuz well, I'm not christian, and I believe the A&E story is bull....and I thought FINALLY someone put a funny spin on it XD

[Nico67976]

You people are boring. Stop trolling with "WTF HOW IS IT POSSIBLE IN EDEN ?!" We don't give a sh*t actually. There is a lot of others impossible things on Youtube don't you think ?

[XlXGoldenBladerXlX]

I f adam and eve were the only humans then how did adam go round to his couisn?

OMG EVE IS ADAMS COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eltrio2]

If I where Eve I wouldn't want to hang out with him either... hell if I where me I... actually he seems like a fun dude to hang out with, you know put some clothes on him maybe a decent place than yeah no prob. I'd prefer Eve and all, but hey you uh, never uh... yeah Eve over Adam any day of the week, but you know just chillin' out and stuff, totally.

[Superprogamer1000]

This should have been in The Bible

[MGermundsson]

Americans in a nutshell.

[DLewis9000]

adam is a bro

[Minecraftinus]

@sacr3 its a bloody cartoon on youtube ;l

[truegreen7]

is this Jack Black?

[Toxicminer202]

i rly hate to say it but its kinda a rip off of family guy EVE especially 

[blank21121]

sounds so much like jack black.

[lakehousetoybox]

eve is so much hotter

[Lemileant]

I wonder if he would be fat had this been animated in another time period

[plazmaticez]

@Lemileant OMG

Mind=Blown, you're right, if it was animated in the 1900's he wouldn't be fat.

[waroderyus]

The typical american!

[ulvebonden]

in general all humans are related to noa and noraidi or something after the flood that kills everything, did not mention dinosaurs or all the other early human races though.

but i guess they got two children of each of the about 100 different human races that live today because evolution cannot exist, and breed all the dog races that are today who are NOT breed throught the years "ancient egypt 1500-1900th century" etc and everything else, 2 chiwawas was on that boat i promise you!!!in a handbag

[Coal3562]

He looks like a fun guy!

[Cjstac0]

Obviusly he has a time machine STFU!

[AnimeDJ1872]

@sacr3 its a cartoon..what are you gonna go make fun of spongebob for being a talking sponge now and ruin a kids fun?

[Sora657]

Adam wouldnt be fat >< hed be as buff as Thor

[StrikeAtTheHeart]

Adam was black

[themiddleman009]

why he have bellybutton?

[MrTornado503]

sup

[irishkilla10]

adam really let himself go

[TheBananaforce]

he has bigger boobs than EVE XD

[MrGroogly]

are the people who dislike this creationists by any chance?

[MitchDWit]

WRONG! thats not adam, he has a bellybutton.

[bogercs]

@Neilioid he's probebly wearing his teeny bathing suit and censored it.

[ClarissaSport]

Brilliant, Seth! Come and see my Adam and Eve getting down (or not) in "I Don't Want A Man"!

[pHr33kAcHu]

Anybody over-analyzing this, whether completely serious or for the sake of "humor", needs to stop jerking it to TVTropes and just learn to take a damn joke. Of course there were no other people and no Internet. This is a "what if" cartoon, a cartoon that examines possibilities that could never happen.. For example a what if cartoon about you would have you leave your mother's basement and talk to the opposite sex. Lighten up guys!

[elbryan9]

These videos crack me up!

[laurathecat]

I like what I see I like nerdy loser -3 as I'm a nerdy loser but I'm fit not ugly

[ocean5131]

Moses Williams exgirl payback's a bitch langford middle

[sonicscool113]

That guys like me but im not a blonde

[MissViolet241]

... i ,erm, lost my phone! yeah! i LOST my phone, car keys EVERYTHING in fact so as much as i'd love too, eh, cant call u

[PurpleSourSkittles]

Of course Eve has more views than Adam

[SicknesS768]

Poor Eve

[LOVE1NOW1]

LOV IT...

[Lennysmurth]

I do like what I see

[Jendy12131996]

"but if uv got a better one than he's got then...yea.."

THAT'S WAT SHE SAID xDDD

[IDOFKEVINS]

Sounds like Jack Black!

[sacr3]

Odd that Adam being the only male around is talking into a device that is able to stream video onto a website that isn't made for quite a while... How does he know the english language? How does he know wtf a keg is? WTF IS THIS!!

[SethKearsley]

@sacr3 you're seriously undercutting the possibilities in EDEN.  Just sayin'

[winterkewl]

@SethKearsley He's got a fair point though, Who exactly is Adam's cousin with a futon? I think you can explore the idea that Adam is a bit bat shit crazy imagining things like cousins and futons to alleviate the fact that he is LITERALLY alone in the universe. . . well not counting the lemurs and lions and dinosaurs etc. :)

[SethKearsley]

@winterkewl  The Cousin Adam is referring to is a Monkey......and yes.....a Monkey with a futon.....and internet access.

[winterkewl]

@SethKearsley Fair enough! :)

[ThePhantom167]

@SethKearsley id actually like to see this as a series i think itd make a pree wicked funneh animated series

if it already is one shit just tell me where to look for it k thx :D

[ThePhantom167]

@SethKearsley alos its kinda funneh but my names seth too XDD just a funny fact :P

[rodiddy2]

@SethKearsley most awesome monkey ever

[fault3k]

@winterkewl The story of Adam and Eve is fiction to begin with, so it can really be anything they make it.

[darken27]

@fault3k

Way to kill a conversation. lol

[fault3k]

@darken27 I seem to be good at that.

[lilyayora]

@winterkewl

Lol that's not what the actual story says, there were other people, lillith in eden, but she became a demon and stuff, but outside of eden were a lot of people, god just couldn't use them because they were allready familiar with evil. As soon as adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit their eyes were opened to evil as well, and that's why they got their butts kicked out of eden. My class had a lecture in some old library, there were even vampires back then it says :S

[TheDarthax]

@winterkewl The human race did not coincide with dinosaurs.

[pivotgod1111]

@sacr3 That aswell just be the joke.

[Kukadin]

@sacr3 OH NO YOU BROKE MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF ON AN INTERNET VIDEO

[Owndchilata]

@sacr3 what kind of sorcery is this.

[titananimations]

@sacr3 ...umm.........its a cartoon..how real do you want it to be?

[Renax111]

Horrible fps much?

[SethKearsley]

@Renax111 yeah....this was actually the first scene I set up for myself in Flash and didn't realize it was set to 12 FPS until I went to sync it with the dialog in Final Cut.

[manwalk3]

He remids me of jack black thumbs up if u agree

[dilsco]

I'd say the animation is a mix of Fairly Odd Parents and Home Movies...

[ChristopherDone]

Is that Jack Black?

[RAAMGENERALx]

@ChristopherDone most likely

[nmadcat]

Made in God's image, eh? xD

[Shdow1]

YOU LOSER EVE IS MINE FATASS

[hmongboy9161]

LOL...........

[littlelibby12345]

Peters brother

[Goldstar127]

@littlelibby12345 Looks more like Chris all grown up.

[littlelibby12345]

@Goldstar127 Yeah lol

[RAAMGENERALx]

@Goldstar127 HA!

[danielll2]

You keep watching this for more than once and you realise that evolution... is only a theory.

[Kewix123]

boring

[DerangedFather]

Who's he talking to? What cousin? I thought there were no other humans except Adam and eve? This video makes no sense lol

[THISSONGISBULSHIT]

@DerangedFather monkey is cousin

[DaKluwn]

God was drunk when he made human being...

[mjissupersexy]

I can see why eve dosent want him

[Alantosai]

It's hilarious that the Eve video has about four-five times as many veiws as this. XD

[Nanchee76]

0:33 SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!

[Coolguy10890]

Hes like: "Like what you see ;)"

[SpeedyLizzard14]

ADAM

ADAM ADAMS HIS ADAM

[RudySpino]

That cant be THE Adam, God has a better sense of style than to make someone look like that.

[roffelcoptor]

@RudySpino god is dead

[RudySpino]

@roffelcoptor Huh?

[dasani991]

@roffelcoptor easy there friedrich

[roffelcoptor]

sorry, ever since i went nuts i sit on my desk and write youtube comments. don't tell my sister.

[melaniexq]

@RudySpino Actually, In Olden times, (I can't remember which Era, I Learned this back in elementary school, forgive me) It was considered good to be fat, and if You were skinny then you were poor and couldn't afford to eat. :)

[invaderzimrules132]

why does eve have more views?

[Death5833]

@invaderzimrules132 because eve is hot and lots of people are perverts

[JaqueAgricola24]

@invaderzimrules132 becoz shes a pretty girl and youtube is full off pornaddicted perverts =)

[shadowsa2b]

why is adam fat?

[cooljobsrule]

@shadowsa2b

he's a lovable loser

[5tranger]

i'd blame McDonald's up in heaven.

[rock2metal666]

well he is caucasian i think

[thesyncsta12]

he reminds me of owen from total drama action

[cpninjagrrl]

totally

[belgianxghillie]

@thesyncsta12 dont mention that fucking show. EVER.

[thesyncsta12]

why whats wrong with it?

[DeanTheSilentOne]

Well, let's just say it's just Total Drama Island, only dumber and far less enjoyable, especially considering the dark path Cartoon Network has been taking, what with the crappy live action shows they've been coming up with.

[Efencool]

athiesm 4 lyfe

[Viralheart]

holy jack black everyone lol

[DemonMasterAnsem]

Looks like something from family guy.

[saftkalasN1]

Yes it is the creator of Family Guy ho has made it. And it is from the dvd Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

[3448201674R]

have any of you read the bible or are you just bitching at each other

[gaaraxxxlee123]

ARG! Would u all shut up about this biblical stuff?!!! GOD DOESN'T HATE WOMEN! THERE! This was ment to be funny! Gosh! U guys r being so friggen defenseve! Jeesh! CHILL AND LAUGH ALREADY

[ZombielikeAddiction]

I don't believe in what I say. This is what preachers all around my redneck town say. Sorry if I offended others, this is not my belief. I'm just saying, this is what children in my home town are raised to believe.

[TheDarkWolf31]

stop with the gender h8tin

[freezingdeath]

God doesnt hate women

and for RTM Zombie is right the current biblical test was edited and changed when the first catholic church came into being to better propogandise the Constantine monarchy

thou it does say that children and wives should be beaten when they step out of line, of course that was an extremely common thing back in thoose times.

Also their is no REAL bible since the earliest text comes 150 to 200 years after their namesakes and supposed 'writters' death.

[xacaciastrainx]

I would like to point out that Lilith is not even in the Bible.

If you read the book of Genesis (the book about creation) there is not even the slightest mentioning of her.

Not to mention that the idea of her becoming a demon makes no theological sense whatsoever.

The whole concept of Lilith is just shudder-inducing to me. It's just...ya.

So no, God doesn't hate women. And there is no evidence to support He does.

Read 1 Peter 3:7 if you want more on it. Man+Woman is a mutual exchange.

[Slaughter619]

and did you know, that god hates red neck bigots? no? wooooooow, no way! yeah, so um, how to put this nicely. stfu, god hates you, now gtfo my interwebz. k? bye.

[kuriboh400]

god would hate you if he was really

[Syckezt]

lol.

[ReikaNohara]

@ZombielikeAddiction Who the fuck is Lilith? XD

[Grawr11ADD]

ur face doush

[Heavymetalhelp]

Seem Lilith turned him down rofl

[SSXtrikE]

Who do you mean by Lilith?

[xxwolvesbanexx]

FUCK NICE MAN

[Nitrodragon2]

Is he wearing pants?

[gopherdude]

probebly not.

[TomMSTie]

OMG IT'S ME!!!

[PinkD3stroyer]

sounds like jack black haha =P

[R0ck3rLife]

@PinkD3stroyer it is him



[orgymacbook]

ah these are pretty good

[DRYMEATcosLIFEsuck]

does it make you feel better to insult someone over the net? does your ego grow bigger? i hope some day you will walk out of yr basement and gain few more years of education because for now there is no point in arguing with you since you have been feed with some major propaganda ...

[Lynx0123456789]

EVE got more views.

[ItsUrFavoriteGuy]

Pereirasama I disagree. I really like this idea. In fact i haven't seen this done before.

[whatevergrl5674]

sexy beast.

[Pereirasama]

Dude, i really dont like to turn people down, but you are using one of the most unoriginal concepts there is on cartoons, shows or movies. I mean, you are trying to use a different setting with the whole biblical thing and etc.

[Spookoyuko]

Newsflash. Ain't nothing new under the sun - and this is actually quite a fresh stab at it from where I am sitting (never seens a Garden of Eden Dating Vid before).

[hodoboc]

I beg to differ. There can always be found something new, never done before. The world is too complex for everything to have already been thought of.

[lilblacksambo2]

FUCK!!!!!!!

[XxOueenRamsesxX]

wat a loser!

lol its awesome (:

[oXtreme1995o]

OWEN lolz

[Trixkster859]

ARMPIT HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dvdisconnected]

yummy :]

[Aff01000001]

@Trixkster859 OMG that is not in the human race project!

[hasbihal03]

Ananizi sikim :D

[Proph3tTroyer]

when is this going to air/kick off?

[vanillakillaz]

Never.

[pacnak]

ha, whe has man boobs

[tgheu]

wow we have the same phone number! weird

[Trixkster859]

What? Phone Disconnected?

[hereandnow6002]

my shits disconnected too hahaha

[64thero]

...jack black?

[imgordonfreeman]

Its ADAM. :P

[artha14]

lols fat ass =D

[Wrestlingfan619619]

He really sounds like Jack Black

[spyhonderd]

Buuuuut.. not really ^^'

[ottselguy]

I liked it. his phone number at the end listed as " PHONE DISCONNECTED" i loled so hard

[CosmicUndeadElf]

Nice animation, not very funny though. (Constructive criticism)

[racooneh]

Heh, he can come stay at my place when ever he wants... x3

[totalpwnge99]

can u add sound alone on flash cs4 without final cut

[landraiderares]

Loved the "Keggers! Wussup?" line. So random. I hope this gets produced as a real series (which I mentioned in the "Eve" video comments section to the animator, Seth)...it could be a lot of fun.

[advadia5]

this explains everything. there was one an egg in a basket and the egg hatched and earth was born the end dickheads

[jman6718]

and btw i meant black fur in the winter and adaption to white fur in the winter =]

[jman6718]

HAHAHA OMG people humans get taller smarter and stronger because they evolve for their environment so they can live easier! ITS CALLED HOMEOSTASIS THATS WHY WERE TALLER SMARTER AND STRONGER. horses used to have toes but they evolved into hoofs so they could sprint faster. humans avg height used to be 5'4 for a full grown man now its 5'9. bunnies who were usually white skinned in the winter adapted and changed into a black fur so the predators couldn't see them. Life will always find a way!!!

[kiyoshi147]

Incorrect use of homeostasis. Homeostasis is better described as regulation of one's internal environment.

[jman6718]

Well i don't see your point, but homeostasis is when an organism physically adapts or evolves to an environment to be better acquainted or suited in it.

[kiyoshi147]

No... it's not. College textbook definition: "The steady-state physiological condition of the body."

Not evolution. A rabbit's fur turning white during winter is an adaptation, but it's not evolution. Moreso, natural selection chose those rabbits who had white fur during the winter over those who had black fur during the winter.

Nevertheless, you are still mis-using homeostasis.

[monkeymagoo47]

Aboot the inevitable religious shit on this video: I personally think Adam and Eve are nicknames for the first humans to evolve and mate.

[bittenforlife]

hahaaha a banner came up when he was pausing and it said: always have bad breath? lol