The Birds and the Bees

[Dragon8301879]

dad: now you see son theres boys and girls baby: whaaa whaa whaa?

[vemon95]

Its called pornography...

[Birdsandbeesbook]

If you are looking for the story of the birds and the bees, check out my page!

[tylerguy12]

OOO OOO O OO O O OO OOOO OO O O O O O OO W OO W OOOOO O

[movieshop1000]

pretty atentive for a one year old!

[LillyButtx3]

i knew about the birds and the bees since i was 6. (:

[97rwjlover]

holy freak that baby is sooooooooooooooooooooo freakin cute. thumbs up if u think so to.

[morikahjo]

Hahaha! I don't ever remember having The Talk with my parents....I just got a question and asked my mom....or I read about it in a book...or I looked it up online. One thing I don't get though.........How come it's called The Birds and The Bees??? Is a female and male supposed to be a bird or a bee? O_O Who is who>

[iMakeBeats808]

LOOOOL @ JACK: "THERES MANY FORKS IN THE ROAD".."JAKE: "NO THERE'S NOT"

[SerenaBallerinaa]

Is it only americans that have "the talk"?

[twinsweb]

cool



[mysticdarkrose000]

I just learned on my own...

[papitocici1]

That baby is so effin cute!!!! I want I!!!!!! LOL

[P14n0Man1]

The babys on to it!

[iamajb123]

The Baby is like

MIND=BLOWN

[MarvinsKitchen]

The baby is doing the Jack Vale Monkey face. HAHAHAHA

[everlastingauraX]

I had to learn it myself o.o

[kawa414]

Yeah. Give your kids a computer with internet access and you can by the age of 12 presume they've seen double anal penetration, extreme orgasms and squirts, deep throats and facials.

Oh, quick reminder. They probably see this every day too.

[missmodle]

i looked this up becuz i had the talk with my mom and her bf last night, wanted to make sure nothing was left ut (already knew alot) and my moms bf says thi: when a multiple bees sting a bird that bird becomes whore. and then some how we got into talking about french kissing and my brother walked in a started waving hi tongue in the air and my moms bf is like u look like a cow kissing XD

[TheExoticAnimal]

LOL my mom asked me do i know what a male part is and i said yess and she, smiled and noded do you know what the girl part is and i screamed NO SHIT! and she smiled well there you go now you know what sex is.... i looked at her and sighed thats it? and she, noded and i said wow thats pretty boreing ...............

[DCMACollectives]

The baby came out of the tunnel into life. The baby knows for heavens sake! Hahaha!

[taged98]

1:00 that baby is SOOO CUTE (:

[greybubbles101]

The Baby Was SO CUTE

[collinpetre1998]

im13 and havent gotten anything yet

[Iamaflyladybug]

I learn something from You every day Jack!Thanks for the tips! Now, what are You going to tell Your daughters?! I want to see That Video!

[Iamaflyladybug]

I learn something from You every day Jack!Thanks for the tips! Now, what are You going to tell Your daughters?!

[SuperBluestar08]

Your oldest son sounded just like you when he said STOOPP!!! lmao!

[lizzyblack1]

i never got the talk i just took a health class my freshmen year of high school.

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

Babys are made by a man and a man having sex duh... JK thats just gross

[mrfuzzer1]

Man i loved your oldest kid. That was brutal.

[fansforfans1900]

Lol "there's boys an there's girls" " ohh oh ohh " translation " not gain dad!"

[marinna205]

I never even got that talk, I figuard it out on my own.

[mkwhite03]

Ah jack your baby is so cute!!!

[xBlackopsLegend]

Epic baby response 1:06-1:10

[ghillieman24]

i want to buttfuck his oldest son. cheers jack! i love your videos there the best! dont take my comment to personal. i just love 13 year old butthole. peace!

[theslider08]

@ghillieman24 Inappropiate much!?

[ghillieman24]

@theslider08 how is that inappropiate? hes hawt

[dfscape12]

nice the baby gets it hes smart.

[svoteary]

@dfscape12 future pooter, currently pooper :P

[unstablekyle]

ooooooo not that daddy

[luckynumber58]

when i was 9 i was surfing through channels on a friday night and i saw some porn on and i just watched the whole thing with my eyes like this O.O and my mouth hanging open...a part of it was like obese people porn lmao

[calamitylauren]

Your kids are awesome! How old is the littles one? His reaction is priceless!

[Zeldanon]

That baby is frickin' adorable :)

[glasserius]

How old is your oldest son?

[kemoslicer2419]

lol i think the baby is ready to date P.S. your kids are funny

[anwserurquestions11]

the last kid had some great thoughts lol

[sturek123321]

im 17 and cant wait to give my son or sons the "talk" because my brother gave me the talk after i was caught watching cinemax porn and that shit was AWKWARD so i would know their pain but it would make me laugh.....oh and when i was caught i didnt know i was caught until the next day when i got the talk and i was like 10 i think =/ so did i give you guys enough information about myself????

[MatchCard]

@sturek123321 No, tell more! :p

[sturek123321]

@MatchCard well it alll started when i was 7 hahah im jp

[josh67220]

@sturek123321 dude I want to know more! :D

[AlbiSancho]

LMFAO look at me, theres boys and theres girls.......

ohh.

[chewinggumfreak8]

the baby is ADORABLEE

[ParrotElectric]

So cute. : )

[Firdzkhscb]

so cute, family moment♥♥♥♥

[GorretheMachinator]

"There are many forks in the road." "No, there's not..."

[OlracCrisisX]

Jack:Now you see son,look at me theres boy's and theres girls

Baby:Oh yeah dad i think i really love the last one you said.

haha he really understands it jack lol.

[gothicappearance]

wow, your little one is soo cute :)

[Drokob]

Oh gawd!

[SalienMovies]

"Have you wondered how babies are made?"

OMG Oh NO!

[ZtellaStar]

AW! The baby is too cute!!!

[nikoleo9]

porn is all you need. no more birds and bees floating around.

[DrDezzzy]

the baby was awsome

[zllikSkillz]

The baby made me die laughing. Oh man, jack your video's are inspiring and very funny. Keep on making video's and I'm sure you'll go far.

[cowgirll12]

lol the baby seemed to be getting it better then the 10 yr old

[ajholmez]

Lol gotta love recommended videos.

It was funny because the younger kid's eyes widened and swallowed.

[papermasterboy]

hahah i loved the last part

[adr31n]

i think the baby gets it

[xCarxMellax]

@adr31n yeah me too =) cute huh?

[SpicyIceFilms1]

@adr31n Yup

[Atoweha]

whats the birds and the bees talk?

[jonny2064305]

telling ur kid about sex and stuff...or giving them a dvd like my dad did 2 me :D

[bradboy180]

Lmao nice

[spl100]

@jonny2064305 EPIC WIN!

[IBParanoid]

Watch Big Booty Hoe's #4... Educate yourself..

[weardalrocks4]

it about sex

[jonny2064305]

my dad is old skool he gave me a DVD :D

[TcmH4V0K]

hahahaha

[golfingismything]

lol the babys face is priceless!!!!

[CreamandPoppufan166]

FUNNY

[Modified001]

The days of needing to tell your son about the "birds and the bees" are gone.

Just buy your son a pc with internet access and he will soon know as much as any adult lol

[IBParanoid]

I think kids these days teach their parents about the bird's & bee's!

[OptimusPrimeribs]

@Modified001 Haha when I was growing up we had to get porn on VHS tapes--kids are so spoiled these days!

[Chickenhunter22]

@Modified001 Thats how i learned!

[TheBeatlesMadness]

@Modified001

those really late night ads on Comedy Central back in the day taught me :)

[luckyclover2249]

your son looks like a mini you lol sooo cute!!!

[Kim4d]

That was so cute:)

[Haloman728]

orrr... you could just not watch dork

[chia0101]

Your baby looks so much like you.

[morenakidah]

haha loved the baby xD

[Squatgirls123]

lol lol lol lol lol i agree with emmalou848 soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMackapacka]

hahahaha lol funny as hell

[emmalou848]

omfg that is such a cute baby lol his reaction was sooo cute!

[imjonXD]

Best ending.

[spartanhunters2]

that was fun as hell at the end.

[TauntingIntelligence]

hahah good stuff thanx.

[PattyP123]

That baby is just a sweet pea!!

LOL!! "Are you ever gonna stop??"

"No, Dad, I never, EVER, wondered where babies came from. Never. Nope."

LOL!!! Thanks!!

[Geston71]

Aw the baby looks just like you Jack

[Hawgknot]

my favorite part is with the baby, lol, so funny.

[lol8this8is8fun]

cute baby :)

[293dudley]

sure. what you wanna talk about? the birds and the bees ??

[Chaoutzu]

Shelyy88 is just promoting her website through her profile lol.. sad

[Pammella1313]

was this real? it looks like it. loved it

[ajmedrano274]

hahaha funny video

[eventerkatie84]

Aww the bubba is so cute!!! :)

[RubasJLeone]

lol omg! jack is a genius

[archerbondoc135]

Thats an awesome baby! 5 stars!!

[jwilla11]

Do you expect to find guys on youtube?

[Mexicanvato619]

damn shelly how many videos have u commented on? lol i see u on most of the vids i have subscribed too

[mrttt3]

r u seriously tryin to get a date on utube lol

[Mr72368]

awesome!

[dome7321]

dont do any more videos like this

just do pranks and stuff

also u need 2 do a show on blogtv like EDBASSMASTER

[Badankadank01]

He's had his show longer than Ed smart. :P

[BayesianMan]

Haha! Just do what my dad did for me Jake, and take your son to a strip bar.

[BeanflyTV]

The Baby Was Like No No I'm To Young.... =}

[LortPaaDitHoved]

lool 1:03 you really gave him something to think about hahah

[manow05]

0:40 my dad did the same to me im not joking

but i laugh when i get mad at my dad

ARRGH!

[doogrisa]

your awesome Jack!

[dale1966gto]

great looking kids, jack.

[Morrisseyfan07]

Sure theres a best DAD award round the house somewhere, or at least one of these mugs lol.

your great Jack!!

[gatlaughing]

funny then cute

[Xather15]

Iad nu lol

[jimmycurrie1]

Beatiful kids Jack...Your surely blessed., Need another "Pooter" vid. please...I,ve gone through them all 10 times already, and still keeps me in tears...Thanks Jack...

[connected1914]

lol so cute that baby

[musicpruduction]

i would look at jakes computer

[indianacheckers]

i hope that kid has some sort of internet filter on his computer in his room. we all know how teenage boys are when they're alone

[aasberg]

@indianacheckers

They dont have to be home alone,.. haha

[xCarxMellax]

oh boy, I won't let my kids have computer in the room only in the open room family/living room.

[jackvalefilms]

The computer in his room is not hooked to the internet.

[MaxIsBien]

give him a dial up connection

[junierinrunescape]

@jackvalefilms so whats the point of the computer jack? lol

[TheAngelAbandoned]

@junierinrunescape .Are you implying that a PC is useless unless it's hooked to the internet? What about typing word documents,playing games,designing stuff,watching movies,video and photo editing etc.

[junierinrunescape]

@TheAngelAbandoned jeez...i didint think about all those things lol! =)

[chazmast]

@xCarxMellax harsh, why not?

[CrAzYgIrLlOvE2]

@xCarxMellax My mom is doing that to me, so now I use the computer in the living room. It's a good idea for parents but I don't like this at all. xD

[JacobCM11]

@xCarxMellax Why not?

[xninjazx6r]

@xCarxMellax thats not good, they need to watch porn at an early age

[xCarxMellax]

I'm 38 weeks pregnant..

and, MY daughter is 6 years old, she asked me yesterday How the baby got in my tummy, and how It's made..... DIDN"T HAVE A CLUE WHAT TO SAY.

but she asked "where do they come from ? Mexico?"

[armenia340]

lol yeah these days kids grow up a lot faster...too bad you cant even tell her the stork bullshit cuz she wouldnt buy it:)

[xCarxMellax]

yeah, when she found out the tooth fairy wasn't real it took her 2 more days, and then she figured out Santa isn't real either. she is now asking for a cell phone. computer.... yeah RIGHT! 6years old should be playing with video games and bored games.

[armenia340]

i remember when i was six yr old growing up back home i'd be playing around with my neighbours 12yr old girl:) well since then it's just gotteb worse and worse lol

[Tinarinkus]

LMAO

[superdal]

ehheeehehhehe i hope the camera was really hidden tho

[Fujimoto420]

HAHA! funny

[LamangoKaijura]

Cute son, Jack.

[mattman338]

lmao the baby "oo oooo OOOO oooo oO"

[azeriradio]

haha, little baby is funny

[xSfilmsX]

lol =D

[djhbv23]

this was great

[LiICrazedKiD]

Cute baby. hahahaha

[1981nightwolf]

lol...that was so cute

[dabatman12]

the baby was funny lol

[okuni5]

the ending makes me laugh so much :) hes so cute

[hoperox74]

the ending was awesome!!

[ShadowWolf275]

XDDD

[TanyaLive]

they look like JACK

[kylerbug8]

dude u have problems!!! y would u tell a baby

[dwiganstube]

It's funny moron! The baby wouldn't know what he was talking about anyway.

[prerogative4Ms]

Baha was a beauty once again :D

[SRHawk24]

what was that llike a little promo?

[ohshitmanda]

omg 1:08

so cuteeee :DD

[bpippin99]

haha

[justmyself92]

hahahah

[bashpk3rs]

lol cute baby

[MrMovieNight]

Great video Jack! LOL

[soitsadrian]

hahaha

[abrak002]

haha lol

[alak58]

cool video.

[peeloboy]

Lol the baby was great :D

[ghostsshAdow234]

haha...the oldest son did this well

[megazerk]

hahah !!

[dariosgta]

LOL I think that your baby was  only one who was listening you. Im not kidding

[tijgerkat1]

hahahahahahahaha...awesome..DA­AAAD will ya please stop..LOL..The youngest one..awesome..hahahahahahahaha­haha..thanks Jack..ya made me smile again..for today..LOL..

[PeteMP1992]

Babies are great

[samholdsworth]

hahaha ur baby at the end was brilliant perfect timing.