Game Fails: Halo Reach "Wow... that's a long way"

[TheCulpMan]

up up and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[Domhoward4]

my thumbnail : "Game Fails: Halo Reach "Wow... that's a long..."

[alchestbreachsbramin]

that's what happens when u mess up falcon pwnch

[editmangiffard]

"All this war is old,

I'm going to become an aeroplane"

[5620103893]

suicide, how?



[TheDerpyPickle]

The Falcon Punch with the Skyrim shout. FUS RO PUNCH!

[nasher931]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[WillbotheHungry]

Imagine the air he would of got if he did the exact same thing on the ramp bit... The German Judge gave it a 5

[MrChristopherCourage]

Falcon...PUNCH!!!

[alchemyman925]

I'm pretty sure that that was Super Grunt's nemesis Super Lag Spartan!

[TheRunaller]

You can't T-Bag me!

[ShinigamiRex]

Did anyone else looked at the vid and looked like O-o Wtf?

[6reatJ0ke]

Obviously the Silver Surfer had just passed by there.

[SWEETNESSIB]

And that's why you never eat Grifbacon...

[hyperfirefly]

all this side flipping is boring im going to try front flipping

[MultiRoflkopter]

What happened there i cant see :(

[Dragon183123]

Oh i see what happened o.o

[Vushigi]

Hurray for lag!

[Live4Gunz]

I used to be a spartan like you but then I took a ?????????

[Whazzupie]

@Live4Gunz Forget that joke, I got a Spartan Laser to the face :(

[assassinwolf277]

Press 3 repeatedly to see the blue rape the floor

[MadPacNinja98]

all the thumbnail said was wow thats a long... o.O

[MysticShadowofDeath]

Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin!

[BobSteveLarry18]

@MysticShadowofDeath 20 bucks says you're not the first person to post this comment on this video...

[MysticShadowofDeath]

@BobSteveLarry18 And that is probably true.

[2dieselox]

red mij kill guys

blue whate fu

othere bleu got your back

[Jstck1]

@2dieselox WTF?

[TheEddshere]

This man is clearly Jesus.

Just look at the way he bounces off of the surface of water.

[DarkraiDiety]

Wow, water is pretty damn shallow way out there in the deep deep ocean.

[dingdongthewitch123]

FALCON PUNCH!



[AwsumSid]

MOTHER!! WAIT, I'M COMING!!!

*Few seconds later*

Hey! Why aren't I drowing??!!

[1287hawk]

JESUS THE SPANISH VERSION

[QuadfishTym]

LONG JUMP CHAMPION

[ICanSingJazz4U]

he landed on solid water...

[blasterdude3]

beleive it or not im walkin on air...

[xXxMaDEOFwAxXx]

And yet again, another AMAZING land into the rock hard water.

[NickBrick1]

Looks like someone found the Halo 4 Beta.

[staskonstantinov]

Team rocket flying away agaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin­-  ¤

[blasterdude3]

@staskonstantinov NO YOU FKED IT UP, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

[PureZetta]

The ultimate kill steal, one where you make your teammate suicide as well.

[TheDoctorwho44]

Yoink!

[Vexens]

has noone noticed that he hits the water like its a flat surface?

[Zazilza1]

LUDACRIS SPEED!

[SsjJake129]

... This comment was already posted for me... BUT HOW THE FUCK DID HE BOUNCE OFF THE WATER WITH JUST A SPLASH!!?

[allshallbelosttoyou]

the fuck just happened?

[SLAUGHT3R3R]

I love how he lands ON the water

[alecool344]

That red did a reversed falcon punch lol

[killionair13]

8 miles out water becomes rock

[machinimater]

He is looking for that wraith

[TheRsmoneymakinguide]

Engage... THE HYPERDRIVE!!!!!

[oddodd1331]

because apparation is too slow

[Potguy2]

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iii..."

[Cykron94]

When the graphics engine says: "Dang this crap I'm not doing this anymore."

[DJRFilmz]

Team Rocket blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaiiiiin!!!!!

[wolftail1999]

he sighed like not again

[warpath211]

Tucker would be so proud and nice water landing dude thats so funny

[TACOisYOURfriend]

*me seeing title* BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!

[monk3ysh1t]

solid water? thats excillent now i dont have to learn to swim

[KuchingZaz]

guy: i hear a dolphin... YAAAY!!! IM IN CARRIBEAN :D

[SinderGX]

Looks like Red team is BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

[Halo1138]

0:04 Oh crap, I left the oven oooooooonnn!

[SporeCrazySpace]

One does not simply try-to-assassinate-then-fly-th­en-splatter-then-hit-solid-wat­er into Mordor...

[killersyntrel]

YOU GPT KNOCKEDS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OUT

[fieryrebirth]

Oh, someone killed him already before I could deliver the killing blow? I'll be going then!

[MrBossinater]

epic rage quit much?

[lui8612]

am i the only who noice he didnt go under water, but instead he hit it like a rock? Jesus? Chuck Norris? Toby Turner? Who?

[Lerock]

@lui8612 Nope. Chuck Testa.

[Noble6ROCKS]

did anyone else notice how he didn't sink in the water



[BramJuggernautHaloR]

i am sorry i have to go ''NEOW!!!"

[SkillzthatChill]

Hey! I can see my house from heeeeerrreeee!!!!!

[SilverJin02]

Ah, buckle this! Ludicrous Speed....GO!

[hickupville]

red: oops i click my jet boots on uber uber uber epic speed.

[xyleryguy]

press F13

Thumbs up if you looked xD

[lordtarnerran]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*gasp*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaa

*gasp*

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh fuck!

[shotgunner211]

he did the olley crook!

[gigaman47]

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

[xKeatoNxX]

One does not simply suicide into Middle Earth!!!

[mrcuddles4]

@xKeatoNxX MORDOR GODDAMIT

[cobrastar94]

He should have at least gotten half a kill for that.

[Tyl3r1337]

stupid century link commercial the little girl drops her slinky and its just like FUUUUUUU i never like being ur slinky and the girl just smiles id be like well FUUUUUUU too :D

[Damase19]

Looks like Team Rocket....

-Puts on Sunglasses-

Is Blasting off Again

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHH !!!!!

[DuffCreeper]

I Would Like To Respawn Now

[mrcleggyweggy22]

looks like team rockets blasting off again!!!.....

[jimmycorn55]

not as long as my way.

[SteakSauce39]

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS THATS FAR!



[luckyballa7]

and it seems team rocket is blasting off AGAIN!!!

[Wolfwind456]

YOINKED



[Ghostlyghostgamer]

The clip doesn't pay enough attention to the fact that HE'S FUCKING JESUS

[gearsofhaloauto]

anyone thinks its weird that the commercials are longer that the clip?

[FlamingZombie626]

FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thebigfour13]

Anybody else think of Bruce Almighty when he hit the water?

[barnealex08]

10/10 for the diving challenge...

[TheSageLord]

Wait... Someone tell me if I got this right. He went for the Stealth kill, it glitched ad registered late, and just as the kill was being animated and just about to count in the red guys favor, someone sniped the blue just before he got a knife in the face, causing it to glitch yet AGAIN, sending the ill fated red guy flying, causing him to die horribly upon vicious impact with the ground, said impact being so hard he got launched into fucking orbit. Am I right? Any questions?

[GrumKin20000]

@TheSageLord just one. you forgot the last glitch where he became dead jesus and landed on solid water XD.

[jonathanboyd08]

@TheSageLord You forgot the part where he goes so fast, he skids across the water and floats instead of sinking. ;)

[1000123blair]

@TheSageLord Dude... That was the most epic comment ever.

[ScreamForJoni]

@TheSageLord Forever Lazy?

[SpicyTurkey9]

@TheSageLord How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[DrunkenFiist]

@SpicyTurkey9 A wood chuck would chuck what a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[bryan51871236]

someone yoinked his assasasination so he killed himself XD

[Allagasian]

He had to go through years of training and acquire war experience just to die and find out that he is Jesus.

[aerrow9821]

The power of Thor!

[IIxXGhostTrainXxII]

The Barrier has been Breached!

[hobosrule11]

1. How the hell did he go from spinning to flipping

2. How did he land and roll across the ocean

[magnasmash293]

Lol he flew so far that the water was solid.

[kravencho890]

water: GET OVER HERE!!!

[77PROMETHUS77]

anyone else notice that he bounced on the water?

[reblreed]

He saw a donut.

[iamdudeification]

red: hey ima get you...dammiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

blue: O__O

[sdh02]

he's floating at the end, they finally teached spartans to swim :D

[devindenman]

"I must go now. My planet needs me."

[captainben24]

Hi-Ho Silver?

[neogendarkness]

*first stop halo

*next stop mario land!!

[xbox1012]

lmao he went so far he landed in shallow water lawlll

[Arzaker]

(looks at wrist watch while flying)

[Battleboyz20]

10, 10 and 6.5 from the east german judge.

[jedimasterpickle3]

This one should've been on Fails of the Weak

[Chewwy601]

@jedimasterpickle3 .....it was...

[jedimasterpickle3]

@Chewwy601 so why is it on Game Fails? Geoff and Jack said the channel was for the fails that didn't make it onto fails of the weak. Did they forget that this clip was on FOTW? Otherwise the only explanation was that it wasn't, which means my opinion is valid

[Chewwy601]

@jedimasterpickle3 Calm down broseph, i wasn't saying your opinion wasn't valid. All i said is that it's been on Fails, U mad or just reading out of context?

[jedimasterpickle3]

@Chewwy601 Simply stating the facts and all possible options. And I still don't see how that's possible that it's been on the show

[aHouseOfSoap]

ps3 ad on a halo video

W

T

F

[outlawstar15a2]

Um, LMAO. What the fuck just happened?

[mafialeather]

the sniper shot at 0:17 is perfect because it makes it sound like he is zooming off

[DaFluffyThing]

he skipped on water?

[RikuAnsem1]

@DaFluffyThing thats how fast he was going

[DaRandomMatt]

FALCO PUANCH!!!!!!!!!!

[Abramighty]

Jesus can walk on water.

Humans are 70% water.

I can walk on humans.

Therefore I am 70% Jesus.

[sebastain753]

dude.. he did have jesus powers he freakin landed on the water and didn't sink

[splasherTV]

Red: Jesus save me!!!

Jesus: *talking to Zeus* So there I was forgiv... oh here *gives red jesus powers*

Red: I feel more powerful than anyo *dies*

[RaveSpotter]

how did this not make it on fails of the weak EPIC

[EpicFailz124]

ING FAIL man!!!

[EpicFailz124]

FREAK

[warofn00bz]

 i believe i can fl- HOLY CRAP

[NAVlK]

~_~...he's a f***ing ninja D:< thats why he can walk on water

[Jelincomi]

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can do that and swim in land.

[subject3x]

He is jesus. He can lie on water

[Nichevo594]

He was yoinked out of this universe.

[Jesseroxoutoursox21]

Oh crap, baked bEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS!

[TheGamingfan144]

Hit 2 and wait to see solid water!

[Hilian95]

He went so fast that his body was disintegrated, so the suit was empty that's why it's floating...

[SpartanKillion]

FORE!!

[SimplisticCreations]

Solid water?

[Exclaimer999]

CAPS LOCK OWNS THE TOP COMMENTS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[thebladeofchaos]

HOME RUN!

[yoface1100]

0:14 GEE ZUS!!!!!!!!!!

[OMGitsAcoww]

don't you just hate it when the top comments are the same?

[snakeye1000]

up up and awaaaaaaayyyyyy!

[halo43v3r7777]

...damn lag

[sd2522]

So...not only did he get Yoinked the game just decided "Yeah fuck you, we're just killing you off."

[loopysausage]

0:14, Jesus fell over while walking on water.

[Lee19993]

And thats why we dont go taking other people's kills

[ch0900]

he landed on solid water

[aplance95]

and that is why you always put safty on

[waffleblog23]

the future is dark... parts of the water will be solid and we wont be able to swan dive in without being sure its safe.

[Explodingxbox]

What happens when we hit 88 miles per hour?

[ZanestTheGamer]

The things i love about this video:

1. He started to flip

2. the water is solid? lol

[TheSkully742]

this one should be on epic fails of the week lol dunno how yur body managed to go off the map nd land on top of the water XD

[TheBrendonovan]

The pure amount of energy he put into that under arm knife thrust was too much for the universe to handle. So it ejected him.

[icedemon5able]

JESUS POWERES ACTIVATE :P

[jbunderwood]

Blue:Stick That Knife Into Me.

*red sticks knife into him*

Blue:ADVENTUUURREE!!!......wai­t! you forgot me!

[fuego88]

don't you just hate it when the top comments are the same?

[computermadjack]

@fuego88 Don't you just hate it when someone copies another comment?

[maggotinmd2010]

i love 3 fails here ahah the some1 shot him before the assignation , the big obvious flying thing, abd then the just laying on water after he died ahha:)

[dabigbadwarboss]

You just fucked with the wrong person again...

[TheMastersOfParody]

"haha gonna assasinate this guy so bad...Here we g...WAT THE F@$% !?!

[BearFang666]

Looks like the SPARTAN space program has a very low budget.....

[Derikoopa44]

HOME RUN!!!!!!

[Aydz1000]

FALCON PAWNCH

[squidy1392]

that's why i don't trust in bionic arms