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  • what an idiot.

  • I support his innovation and enthusiasm to help his and fellow nations, but i HAVE TO DROP THIS......how does he get out of that chicken shit outfit?

  • you would get fucking rocked in this thing....

  • This guy is a spaz he talks like he just snorted a shit ton of cocaine.

  • WTF LOL

  • looks kinda like a piece of shit from a bargain bin at a electronics store

  • @BigFuzzySperm AC goes and you die? You don't NEED the AC it's only there to keep you cool... You won't die from a lack of AC lol

  • @squidvis Not to mention it's not really AC it's just 2 fans.

  • that guy looks like jango fett

  • it prbably looks like crap but do you think this is really the final design

    the finals probably gonna look alot more narrowed down

  • in all seriousness, there are a few really good things there, it just needs a real team and real money, real frame and probably dragon skin!

    integrate a laptop or something smaller, (netbooks get 6+ hours battery...) GPS, Range finder, designatior, comms, Helmet mounted displays, e.t.c. all of this is current level tech.

    it can be done, it's just people mention "video game" and they shut their ears and go "yeah yeah whatever"

    we need to see this happen WTH it needs to be done.

    also hasmat?

  • I don't know about the crotch clock. a wrist watch would have been fine

  • It's a cock clock

    Awesome suit man it's amazing

  • Don't get me wrong, it's a good idea. But I'd like to see fireman get this suit instead. It would be really cool to have internal environmental controls that help protect emergency service personel while on call out. Why does everything have to be about war?

  • Don't get me wrong, it's a good idea. But I'd like to see fireman get this suit instead. It would be really cool to have internal environmental controls that help protect emergency service personel while on call out. Why does everything have to be about war?

  • Personally I feel that the concepts pioneered with this suit would give any equipped soldier a distinct advantage in battle. However, the fringe personality on this guy won't help to sell this to anyone in power...

  • This guy reminds me of Martin Schanche. :P

  • Did anyone notice all the buckles have horses on them? He must have dismantled a lot of lone ranger play sets to get so many, lol.

    This video is so cringe-worthy, but that's what makes it so funny.

  • So if I shoot him in the right forearm I take out him and his entire platoon?

  • 3:20 - Tracers (and lasers) point both ways.

  • @119Elias119 heh like a bisexual

  • look at me,,, im dressed in junk...

  • Looking at Star Wars probably wasn't the best idea for mobility.

  • @phocjame din't all the people in star wars get shot and die........not a very good sign

  • because im sure you would care if u looked retarded if it kept you alive ? it still needs more mobility for it to be viable

  • imagine through the dust and smoke, a brave band of young men come storming bravely through the darkness weapons blazing, and wearing these suits.

  • @AndyCarnage lol its a cool image but theyd look retarded

  • @neonbrain333 exactly my point.

  • why the fuck would he look at halo?!?!?!? It looks so retarded, no one will buy it even if it works :(

  • Brillant... but umm... one thing....  where does the other 150lbs of gear a soldier carries go?

  • all we need left is for some covenants to attack!!!

  • @remix924 :D:D:D hell yeah bring it on if they want war we'll give em war :D

  • could have used this for g20

  • Canada, FUCK YEAH!

  • Ahhhhh this is so so sad to watch, I can just imagine the day when he admits to himself no one wants this fucking suit.....Back to the office.

  • Hot Girl Civilian: sir, can you give me the time?

    Guy in suit: yeah sure let me check my cock,.... errr i mean clock.

  • is that a clock or is he just happy

  • is dis a joke???

  • crotch clock ftw!!!

  • im shocked wtf is this?

  • this guy wasted his time because he ended up having to sell it

  • Gotta be honest, this has great potential.

    Not this suit, but the concept that it represents.

    Think about it, He is definitely on the right track, needs A LOT of work.

    This is the kind of thing that would give military and even police force an advantage over insurgence, bringing our soldiers home safely.

    Needs a HUGE research budget to efficiently pack everything a soldier would need into an exoskeleton, and still make it practical

    And hell, make it sexy lookin.

  • Dude sure sounds like a con artist to me.

  • 50 cal barretta sniper in the head... hmm. Bullet proof I doubt it LOL

  • trojans never die.. theyre just missing in action :P

  • not a spartan but a trojan!!!!!!!

  • the mask is a paintball mask most of it is made of plastic

  • @therickpjp1 no its not stupid its all metal he welded it himself with the first prototype

  • Um... is this for real or this guy bull shitting us cause I really don't know what to think...

  • lol fucking fail canadian, tony stark built this in a cave! with a box of scraps! lol in the movie he did it in like 3 months, but thats a movie...

  • he kinda looks like chuck lidel haha

  • If an officer wearing this came up to me. I wouldn't fuck with him lol.

  • freakin cool suite!

  • does no one notice the cock clock?

  • @francelis13 i did

  • The lack of neck armor really made me wonder why this suit isn't in use.

  • Santamod a deluxe power ranger with bug spray

  • ....

    It's a power ranger...

  • that is cool its got a lot but i hav one question. what do u do if u have to go to the bathroom?

  • Can he build something effective against ninjas? Because where I live the biggest problem is ninjas and I am fed up with living in fear.

  • wow. interesting, ive always wanted to make this kind of thing, really cool man.

  • well...iron man didn't have bear spray...i guess... lol but seriously seems mostly for looks and there's a lot of exposed vital parts, but then again i've always wanted a clock on my dick...so that's a plus

  • @skeptic1890 Yeah, it's funny in that exact same place Iron Man put a missile this guy put a 5 inch radius "bear" spray. LOL. NICE

  • WORLD CLOCK OMG!!!

  • what he thinks next will have the name MJOLNIR

  • MUST......HAVE.......THIS!!!!

  • danm with all his ideas you think he would want to work for he goverment

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    

  • Can you breath underwater with it?

    will the helmet filter out poisonous gas and smoke?

    Is it fire proof?

  • power rangers!!

  • very practical when you consider the improvised explosive stuff that kills soldiers that just drive through the streets.

  • Lol crotch clock

  • if only they actually made a full ballistic exo-skeleton suit that looked exactly like spartan armour...that'd make insurgents shit their pants.

  • where can i get one?

  • he needs a HUD on his suit

  • hes had lotsa coffee

  • Nice. The real life Tony Stark (without the flying enabled) huh? lol. Nice stuff, he kept me entertained the entire video, he knows how to talk.

  • we need more people doing things like this, useing there skill and what they know to create something that might help people stay alive, you can't count on the gov or corperations anymore we are already dependent on them, there for they have no reason to do anything on our (the people's) behalf. its not about the people its about the bottom line shame on us the people for letting it get this bad

  • @MorbidAngelification Build an armor that resists current things and somebody develops something to penetrate said armor. Same shit different day. All it does is force "enemy" targets / governments to spend money upgrading things. On a non-military note i would happily buy this suit just to prance around my town making people shit themselves.

  • will it blend that is the question :)

  • this is ridiculous. its so fake its not even funny. ok so maybe it is, but still pathetic.

  • I love this concept and ever since I saw Star Wars I wondered why any military didnt use the idea of a full body armor. I think he needs to keep working on this, however. It looks a bit ridiculous, it reminds me of Robocop. More simplistic looking armor like a storm/scout trooper or spartan (Halo) would be nicer, I think. In the mean time, theres no reason why troops arent being covered in the thighs and arms with a modified version of the armor we already have, with fans and cooling.

  • Great that he got some advice from Rangers and real Sepcial Ops. I also think that its cool that he´s beeing honest with his inspiration from both Star Wars and Halo, many people would probably leave that part out because its, not serious enough. But ..this guy is trying to help people, And I think thats great!

  • lmao real life power rangers huh....... okay lets give it a test, put the helmet back on, and lets see if it can take a point blank bullet straight to the head. If he lives, I want one!

  • Brilliant!!

  • it must get well hot in there anyway.

  • shoot him in the neck,cut his throat, can he swim

  • fail !

  • I'd actually love to see some special kind of police team wearing something like this.

    Maybe, something like GAC, if anyone's ever played Dead to rights. :P

    It could be called APF

    advanced

    police

    force

    or something like that...

  • halo...? looks more like the black version of dead space military suit to me.

  • LOL A CLOCK ON HIS COCK.... WTF

  • @RIOT690 My ass save a solider. He try to sell it for 35,000 and fail to meet its dead line

  • LOL. Something tells me this guy is a big fan of the movie "Kick-Ass!"

    "You look FUCKING AWESOME!"

    Don't get me wrong, that was a good movie. Probably a better "graphic novel".. but I digress..

    Brass Tacks: This guy is a very, very silly man and if he thinks US soldiers are going to wear "The Trojan" he might just be clinically insane, also. He actually sort of reminds me of Daryll Hammond playing Richard Dreyfus playing C3P0...

  • I'd be a little bit concerned about the built-in facial intake-fan sucking in all that gas from the wrist ? :P

  • Called the Trojan instead of the Spartan.

  • @spase667 I think it is a good idea but the name is wrong we need to go with this idea if we can make it work like the spartans in halo but the name.... i understand why u called it the trojan and not the spartan but really man name it the centurian or something not after a condom brand my god (i do know that trojans are soldiers of the ancient world)

  • oh this is a real secret weapon for America makin the terrorist laugh to death

  • i think the pychological effects of seeing soldiers wearing those would probaly be a strong deterant for a terrorist to come a packing. My only question is the usual..."how do you use the bathroom in that thing?"

  • this man is a gennis

  • the helmet looks like it would be hard 2 see out of anf why cant he make the helmets look like halos

  • maybe a videogame company pay him some money for the suit model for a new game

  • man it doesnt look like its lightweight at all

  • @Frequent2001 yeah but i bet youd get used to it...

  • @Frequent2001

    its made of fabric trust me its light.

  • ahh someone just shot me in my world clocks

  • We are getting closer and closer to iron man suits :D

  • If he had more funding or help from other proffesionals he could make it much more practicall

  • @SullyIsPrime its true, i looked him up on wiki, he's actually invented some amazing stuff that could easily be put to use if given enough money, poor guy went bankrupt though cuz no one made any offers.

  • "Jeeze it's hot!" *turns on air conditioner.* *sneaks behind enemy flank* *vrooo* enemy: "??? wtf is that" LOL

  • hahahahhahhah this is funny

  • dude looking good but need protection in the neck

  • iron man^^

  • i thought he said world cock instead of clock XD

  • can't wait to see police officers marching down my street in these!

  • one clear shot in the neck and bye bye

  • because insurgants are that skilled right? and that is only the trojans problem right, if you shot a regular soldier thier theyd be totally fine right

  • i wanna see him get shot in it and see if it goes straight through or if it actually protects hims

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • this suit is a joke. no professional military would ever adopt this. he even said he got ideas from halo. that alone should pass it off as bullshit right away. troy will eventually be broke and know never to spend your life and money on making pointless shit like this.

  • Hah, a "watch-cock."

  • that actually looks pretty badass

  • ROFL his clock!

  • he should have named it a spartan

  • @jgacjd Copyright violation right there lol

  • I've seen new pictures of his suit, its upgraded, but i still haven't seen it in action in a combat situation.

  • Neck protection? Upward shrapnel?

  • THANK YOU, plus, if the suit is hard skinned, shrapnel could hit the front and travel up, same with bullets, so you get hit in the armored chest, but the bullet skims up and into your neck.

  • useless in deserts, sand storms and water of course...

  • @ Zadamino

    who says if it's ever mass produced they can't give it different color schemes for different combat situations?

  • It's a start.

  • @alexanderoneill22 well if u were smart ud no that this is in canada

  • it has an air conditioner. he says it can protect against explosions so either hes lying or hes not. andalthough it has armour protection flaws hes got a start.

    and by the way i didn't see your armour suit and who are you to tell any one what to do you racist little bitch? go home to yo lesbo

  • @alexanderoneill22 made in canada good job your a great listener and if your canadian like me and said this you should take that back.

  • guys look at copyright date its from the 1989, so it might look much better

  • Well, taco this is something real, not runescape, not metroid, this is an achievement.

  • they should test it by walking in2 a land mine with it on.

  • WTF!? Clock right where his dick is? Why not the chest or the stomach. I can understand that you half to put every thing in the fastest and easiest way possible,but a clock on your dick?

  • That would NOT stop a rifle round. Kevlar will not stop a 7.62 ball or AP round. You need ceramic plates

  • YOU would know....

  • Would completely suck ass if you got shot in the neck though...

  • OMFG ROFL y the hell did the guy put the clock next to his dick

  • @Frizz529 So that when he's teabagging some one they know what time it is lol

  • kl suit bt this guy is a knob

  • When I hear this guy talk, I hear Joe Pesci's character from Lethal Weapon..."ok ok ok ok ok..."

  • way to much free time on his hands

  • This might save soldiers so its not a waste of time.

  • who said it was a waste of time?

  • No one :C

  • @RIOT690 I've been overseas, and I say IED's and EFP's go through 3 inch thick of armor like hot knife through butter, so IED's would definitely rip his homemade armor into shreds along with you. What we need is self shields like in halo.

  • @danielgmi83 that would be awesome. one major flaw... where to go pee?

  • oh i thought it only had red eyes i never knew it could go blue

  • They should just use the Ride Armor from Robotech Invid Invasion.

  • This guy is dumb as hell...martial artists can take on more than 2 or 3 people trust me when i graduated to my 7th level belt i had to fight 4 and i won with almost no effort imagine if i had a bayonette...fuck this guy is retarded

  • Martial arts is all well and good but fancy spin kicks and hidden dragons dont do you much good in real life situations. And especially in a war zone/combat situations where the bullets are flying from every angle and people shouting and it's total chaos.

    I agree with you though... this guy is a dumbass.

  • It is by no means the magical cure all but if you are strong fast and have mastered technique...no man and almost no animal will ever be able to fuck with you. My master (name was master corona) said he could kill any land animal with 2 fingers and he never exxagerates or jokes or any of that stuff, if you saw him do some of the stuff he did you would think he has some sort of secret help he is amazing!

  • Atleast they could make the Taliban laugh to death when they'll drop troops equiped with these armor

  • This is something a little kid or teenager doodles during class

  • yea and now its brought to life.

    creativity is what creates the future and becoming older can let you create it.

  • that shit is weak blow your ass up with a grenade trip you and blow you up STUPID AS HELL.

  • I love how this is dated in 2007, two years later. Guess it never worked out lol. It looked cool, but it still looked like it needed improvement. I'd wear it if they improved it a lil more.

  • this guy talk too much...haha

  • too bulky ? look at gears of war and youll know what bulky armor is

  • This is a good try but I'm just not sure. Would this suit hold its own against Taliban with AKs or Afgahn troops with M-60s? How about a 9mm pistol? It may look like an ODST or a Republic Commando which makes it look all cool with a bunch of neat gadgets but how much fire can it take. This is impressive, and a step in the right direction but before I can really say "WOW!" I'm gonna need footage of this on a manequin in a firing range taking fire. I wanna know if it'll save lives.

  • too bulky

  • this guy's nuts

  • there is no need for that they have already made suits that can let you pick up a car!

  • The technology just doesn't exist yet, and even if it did, the cost would probably far outweight the benefit of having it. In the end, you'd be able to save more soldiers and Marines lives with better conventional armor, weapons, equipment, etc...

  • Not a bad idea but it's just not practical. It's far too big, too heavy, and too cumbersome. The suit alone is probably too heavy for high intensity combat to say nothing about ammo and gear. In places like Iraq, we've had more people dropping from heat than enemy action. A little fan just won't cut it. It may be blowing air, but that air is120 degrees in Iraq. The first combat suit will have to be pressurized and power assisted, with a full artificial environment.

  • I never understood why the military never went full helm, I mean I guess the problem with sight might need to be worked though but if they had a full helmet it would definately save more lives

  • crotch clock...

  • he can sell it to the private sector though instead of a military one.

  • too many gadgets and too many open pionts......... good try tho

  • A regular modern day spartan suit, nice. I like this, he's really got the idea for it. I wonder if there is gona be a sheild coming out for it too. XD

    Of corse we couldn't do that just yet but it can happen.

  • OMG! ITS IRON MAN!

  • pretty cool but i dont like the shape of visor i dont think its gonna make to the military just one question is it bulletproof to against 7.62 50.cal and 9mm rounds

  • That is an awesome clock!

  • it wnt never be in the military cause tht will cost to much money.

  • Think about something though. If soldiers can live longer with this suit, less soldiers will be needed to be shipped along with all of the expenses of maintaining a soldier. This thing, if it works, could pay for itself. Not to mention, I would want one if it had built in air conditioner lol.