May he touch you with his noodly appendages...wait, I've seen this somewhere, I think there's a category of Asian porn dedicated to it..there are many women who've been especially blessed by the FSM. ;)
Awesome; instead of getting their knickers in a twist about what can't be displayed, they just opened it up to everything. That truly does make it a public space, reflective of the public. Such simple wisdom!
try that in the arabs world !!!! And soon we wont be able to do want we want here as well because we offended them in our own house of joy and fun ! pffff
It appears that none of these displays was paid for by public money. With that in mind, I wouldn't object to the ten commandments or a nativity scene either. Public property is for public use. My only objection to the two things I mentioned has been that cities pay for religious displays. They shouldn't. This town got it right.
@mongreltiger Oh Man! I was kidding - well - half way - it's just that so many of the "good" people around Wilson seem to be just 1 cup of coffee short of being Christian suicide bombers. My comment was more satire than real warning. But yeah, you do have to be careful. I grew up n Lebanon & went to Friendship Christian School which I'm not sure actually qualifies as honest advertising on any of the three parts of its name.
In the name of the Pasta and the Sauce and the Grated Cheese, R'amen."
This is fantastic! I'm so glad the courthouse is allowing multiple viewpoints to be expressed this way. It sounds like it has been fairly peaceful as well, which is awesome!
Business opportunity: Make and sell statues, posters, costumes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For displays on lawns, at colleges, at court-houses, etc.
We NEED someone to make reasonably-priced displays available for interested Pastafarians that may not have the time/creativity/resources to make their own.
Is it just me, or is it disturbing that the "objective news reporter" says the lawn is "graced" by a statue of jesus, but then sneers at the statue of the FSM.... some excellent journalism! Damn pagan reporters!
@PanORotta hahahahahaha no way dude!!! finland and the other scandinavian countries are way more beautifull than america! i am planning to move somewhere in scandinavia in 4-5 years!!
@PanORotta scandinavia or arabic emirates (i prefer scandinavia cause emirates are really hot)! why not move? the country is a financial mess and my future is very uncertain!! just waiting 'till i get enough money and my degree!!
@PanORotta my country isn't doing well? lol we are almost broke, just another degree down in spreads scale and we bankrupt!! yeah sure the weather is great but personally i prefer being cold than sweating under the blazing sun!
during winters you wish it was a summer and during summer you wish it was a winter. autumn and fall are total crap that nobody cares about. but yea, it can get hot during sumemers.
Any ways has anyone ever seen fsm.p.s. I never new fsm was real till I read an article on him.i'm sorry if I insulted your religion please can y'all for give me?
@big7bro7 wow you are a waste of life, i eat flying spaghetti monster for dinner every tuesday, anyone who believes in this load of crap that cant do anything whatsoever except brainwash people is a waste of breath
@muffassa789 You might wanna put up a better shooting video if you're gonna call a Marine infantry vet a "waste of life". I could pick your nose with 40mm of high-explosive lovin' from 400 yards away little boy. Now that we've cleared that up, adherents to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster freely admit that the "religion" is a hoax. We're the sane ones. You wanna talk about brainwashing? Happens every Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, and whatever other "holy" days are left.
I'm trying to cite this video for a project. Can any on tell me the name of the reporter and the news channel/station? This would be greatly apreciated. =D
FSM just touched my noodley appendage!!!......Ohhh never mind, must have walked into the Catholic church by mistake. The priest loves to slap your noodle after a good confessional.
give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
Pray for nonbelievers brother. Many people (especially Christians) foam at the mouth with hate when loving Pastafarians try to correct and pray for their doomed souls. It saddens me but strengthens my resolve, for I understand that whilst seperated from Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, a Christian mind is the playground of the 'Anti-Pasta'.
He is the Noodly manipulator of earthly reality.... He is the Alpha and Omega.... There is no hangover he couldn't cure and no beefy sauce he couldn't 'rustle up'.
How blasphemous!!! You should know that only those who consent to His will can be touched by His noodle appendage. Eat five plates of spaghetti as repentance and turn away from such heresy! RAMEN
LOL my point exactly!!! (as long as its ragu and not vagoo).
you act like rape is a bad thing! one should be lucky to be raped by the holy one..... and ive since eaten my spaghetti in repentance for my obvious blunder in starchology is obvious. so i will say this... holy rape is just very good sex.
Atheists, Forgive them. They never read the book on which their faith is based , in it's ridiculous entirety. Mark Twain did say it was the best cure for Xianity.
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Okay what other religion but the true christian faith offers a savior to people? What other religion is constantly attacked by athiests and scientist but Christianity? When had the bible EVER been proven wrong? When has ANY near death experience include anything but a heaven, hell, and/or Jesus? What other religious book ever describe in such detail the end of the world but the bible? what other faith drastically changed people positively but faith in the Lord Jesus Christ.?
@AZcristian623 are u kidding me? You don't know why Christianity is attacked the most? really? When has the bible been proven wrong!??! wow u must be kidding? Near death experience?!?! do u even understand what happens in those monments????
this is why ppl have problems with religious ppl, they always seem to be in a differant reality, compleatly removed from any type of critical thought, even when it's blatantly obvious.
@AZcristian623 Ok i'll try to explain. "Christianity is attacked the most" why? Not because they are the "true" religion or anything of that sort. It's because they are in the majority in America. If you have someone attacking religion it's self it makes no since not to mention the dominating religion in that region. If you lived in India you would have a Eastern Religion, which dominates that region, and your statement wouldn't mention Christianity at all.
@Jayjon81 1: The scripture was stating that the day he eats the fruit, he is bound to die for he did not obey God, which led to sin. And all sin leads to death. and that's is why people are bound to die now
@Jayjon81 None of this proves anything unless you are lazy, and assume that the Bible is LITERALLY true. Lots of Christians try to do it, but lots of critics do the same thing. Since evolution is true, it's highly improbable that much from Genesis is literally true. I just wanted to say that, since i'm an intelligent Christian and you clearly have arguments ready for the dumb ones. We're not all like that, I promise :)
@AZcristian623 "When has ANY near death experience include anything but a heaven, hell, and/or Jesus?"
For this one im going to direct you to: 'Near Death Experiences Penn & Teller'
this a video here on Youtube, it's very informative, i suggest you check it out.
I would like to comment on your other statements, but this reply is already way to long. I don't want u to feel as if im badgering you, but u did ask for me to explain.
@AZcristian623 Try Islam. Read the Quran. It offers all of what Christianity offers through the Bible. How about the TNK read by Jews? All three of these religions started from the same place. Funny thing how they all went in different directions and the fued between them is so strong.
@AZcristian623 Maybe, but what makes you more right than any of the other hundeds of religions out there? You claim to be Christian right? A muslim would tell you that while you are close you dont quite have the full story. I bet you dont know anything about Christianity other than the few misinterpreted lines you may have heard in church. What makes you think you're right and everyone else is wrong? There is nothing about your religion that wasn't stolen from an earlier religion.
This is pretty pathetic. I mean at least they admitted to not actually believing in it, but what I am calling pathetic is the sarcastic atheists in the comments >_>.
@lisa91xox See, that is the joke that Pastafarians want to present. No matter how serious they act, every Pastafarian knows in their heart of hearts that this is just a joke; that's the best way to piss of religious people: Act like it is real, know it is not.
Don't you mean Spaghetti Monster bless the USA? If you're going to take shots at religion for being "dumb" do it right.. Look how you've all been brainwashed to compare creation, which has been scientifically proven to a monster, or santa clause, even. And they even have you laughing about it. Spitting on someone that died for you, regardless if you believe in what their purpose was, is just evil.. None less expected from our beloved governments science industry.
@GRiiEF first of all, pastafarianism is nothing more than a light-hearted attempt at poking fun at the main religions of the world. who cares if the jokes are a bit corny? they are still funn. second, science has never proven creation, so i have no idea where you got that from. third, you have no proof that jesus died for US. he might have been crucified, but no one knows what his intent was.
@Foobyking9000 I know, I am sitting here laughing, because they dont even draw the connection. I clicked the link thinking they already knew, but for even a new outlet to be unaware, wow. I swear from the first shot of the monster, i thought it said something to the effect of "May you be teached by all *something indecipherable*". If that was the case, they would have had even more controversey when it broke what it really meant!
The people of that town should be proud of themselves. Any place where the FSM, Jesus and a Bear statue can sit side by side is a victory of civilization.
And if they all walk into a bar, good times shall surely follow!
Hell is defined as a boiling pot of hot water that will tenderize your body till it becomes like noodles, then you shall be placed upon a cold plate with tomato sauce poured onto you that burns of hot chili peppers. Finally foul cheese shall be sprinkled onto you and you shall be eaten by the devil. fettuccine 23:11
This video PROVES that old people make fun of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... I hope that He shall touch them thoroughly with his Noodly Appendage and take away all starchiness from their hearts, so that they may have Everlasting Life and drink from the Beer Volcano of heaven. R'amen.
@KenMacMillan YES!! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!! This is proof that FSM truley exists!!! When I was a young boy forced to go to a christian church all I ever asked for was proof of their gods existance. Finany I have seen proof of his Noodlyness. May all be touched by his Noodly Appendage!!!!
May he touch you with his noodly appendages...wait, I've seen this somewhere, I think there's a category of Asian porn dedicated to it..there are many women who've been especially blessed by the FSM. ;)
TheBosstrain 1 month ago
May his noodley appendages touch you all in your special places! ;)
CoreyfromEarth 2 months ago
TN REPRESENT
aesutton 2 months ago
Awesome; instead of getting their knickers in a twist about what can't be displayed, they just opened it up to everything. That truly does make it a public space, reflective of the public. Such simple wisdom!
Talyseon 2 months ago
May sauce be upon Him!!1
chris9b0134 2 months ago
Praise his noodly appendages. Behead those who deny the flying spaghetti monster!
hanson666999 2 months ago
try that in the arabs world !!!! And soon we wont be able to do want we want here as well because we offended them in our own house of joy and fun ! pffff
MsGLULU 2 months ago
"Free speech zone"
Shouldn't that be all of America? Or the world, for that matter.
Zeldarulah 2 months ago
It appears that none of these displays was paid for by public money. With that in mind, I wouldn't object to the ten commandments or a nativity scene either. Public property is for public use. My only objection to the two things I mentioned has been that cities pay for religious displays. They shouldn't. This town got it right.
Largo64 2 months ago 12
Ramen!
DopeSoda 2 months ago 2
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mongreltiger 2 months ago
@mongreltiger Are you kidding? You'd be killed! Tread carefully my friend. They're watching. OOooooh yes, they're watching. And they're mean.
channelschmannel1 2 months ago
@channelschmannel1 Thanks guy! I removed the comment.
mongreltiger 2 months ago
@mongreltiger Oh Man! I was kidding - well - half way - it's just that so many of the "good" people around Wilson seem to be just 1 cup of coffee short of being Christian suicide bombers. My comment was more satire than real warning. But yeah, you do have to be careful. I grew up n Lebanon & went to Friendship Christian School which I'm not sure actually qualifies as honest advertising on any of the three parts of its name.
In the name of the Pasta and the Sauce and the Grated Cheese, R'amen."
channelschmannel1 2 months ago
This is fantastic! I'm so glad the courthouse is allowing multiple viewpoints to be expressed this way. It sounds like it has been fairly peaceful as well, which is awesome!
astrobiologist 2 months ago
Business opportunity: Make and sell statues, posters, costumes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For displays on lawns, at colleges, at court-houses, etc.
We NEED someone to make reasonably-priced displays available for interested Pastafarians that may not have the time/creativity/resources to make their own.
GodVlogger 2 months ago
rAmen!
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youneekk 4 months ago
Ramen!
winterstellar 5 months ago 2
I am a pastafarian too.
Touched by his noodle appendage.
gulbirk 5 months ago 3
Ramen!
blagovichjm 5 months ago
sad how the FSM actually makes ten times more sense then Christianity
Nixom1334 5 months ago 9
@Nixom1334 Pastafarism is the fastest growing religion in human history. the most peaceful and tolerant by far
parachichu 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
I am a big fan of the one true FSM, you can't prove He doesn't exist !
RAmen
gregrutz 5 months ago 2
spaghetti monster is cute
localSickened 5 months ago
"The people who are looking for offense will find it." I could not have said it better.
skywize 6 months ago
Holy macaroni !
cruelsuit1 6 months ago in playlist Atheist 2
Disneyland...well, the real one anyway.
TheYDOICARE 6 months ago
It would be really, really great if more places had a view on Freedom of Religion like this place.
LoneQuietus 6 months ago
Erected lol
kysmelmonge 8 months ago
Is it just me, or is it disturbing that the "objective news reporter" says the lawn is "graced" by a statue of jesus, but then sneers at the statue of the FSM.... some excellent journalism! Damn pagan reporters!
Kronimo 8 months ago
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XSpaceStormX 8 months ago
Hahahaha thats my local news channel from back home!!!! Funny shit right here!
hackneo64 8 months ago
only in America!!!
GreekPiranha 8 months ago
@GreekPiranha
im from finland and i would move to america just for this.
PanORotta 7 months ago
@PanORotta hahahahahaha no way dude!!! finland and the other scandinavian countries are way more beautifull than america! i am planning to move somewhere in scandinavia in 4-5 years!!
GreekPiranha 7 months ago
@GreekPiranha
scandinavian ppl goes greece for vacation and you are planning to move in scandinavia D:
PanORotta 7 months ago
@PanORotta scandinavia or arabic emirates (i prefer scandinavia cause emirates are really hot)! why not move? the country is a financial mess and my future is very uncertain!! just waiting 'till i get enough money and my degree!!
GreekPiranha 7 months ago
@GreekPiranha
i gotta agree your coutry isnt doing well, but the weather there is lovely isnt it?
PanORotta 7 months ago
@PanORotta my country isn't doing well? lol we are almost broke, just another degree down in spreads scale and we bankrupt!! yeah sure the weather is great but personally i prefer being cold than sweating under the blazing sun!
GreekPiranha 7 months ago
@GreekPiranha
during winters you wish it was a summer and during summer you wish it was a winter. autumn and fall are total crap that nobody cares about. but yea, it can get hot during sumemers.
PanORotta 7 months ago
@PanORotta true, true...
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See i told you its real !
asx305 9 months ago
Proof of no gods.
fulfilled123 9 months ago
Church of the Pink Unicorn FTW!
wowamonn 9 months ago
@wowamonn STFU! FSM FTW!
(hahaha proof my god is superior: I didn't use any actual words in my endorsement of Him!)
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kool... Now we need a Happy Human sculpture to show our more serious side.
(hint hint)
DocFleckRandall 10 months ago
kool... Now we need a Happy Human sculpture to show our more serious side.
(hint hint)
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen...............
pogsx69x 10 months ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen................
pogsx69x 10 months ago
Hooray for the pastafarians
ThingNation 10 months ago
I thought religon was insane. So...pastafarianism?
compsciguy 11 months ago
I must make a pilgrimage to this statue which will be easy for me since i live in TN.
May his noodly appendages touch you all, especially that old man who "hopes it will give people a good laugh"
RAmen
TheWowmaster98 11 months ago
Any ways has anyone ever seen fsm.p.s. I never new fsm was real till I read an article on him.i'm sorry if I insulted your religion please can y'all for give me?
basscross511again 11 months ago
'sorry
basscross511again 11 months ago
May we all be touched by His Noodley Appendage! Ramen.
Elemental135 11 months ago 2
To me that Jesus statue seems a bit lonely.
Some one ought to make a statue of Atlas carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders to keep him company.
BlizBob 11 months ago
@muffasa798 I agree with you fsm is fake fucked up shit
basscross511again 11 months ago
@basscross511again dude, I really don't respect you degrading my religion like that.
magicfrog24 11 months ago
@muffasa7
basscross511again 11 months ago
Everyone knows that accepting the FSM as your savior is the only way to heaven.
MisterMcKinney 11 months ago 4
you idiots are a waste of life believing in such CRAP
muffassa789 1 year ago
@muffassa789 maybe if you believed in the one true god, FSM, you wouldn't have tripped and busted your lip...just a thought
big7bro7 11 months ago
@big7bro7 wow you are a waste of life, i eat flying spaghetti monster for dinner every tuesday, anyone who believes in this load of crap that cant do anything whatsoever except brainwash people is a waste of breath
muffassa789 11 months ago
@muffassa789 You might wanna put up a better shooting video if you're gonna call a Marine infantry vet a "waste of life". I could pick your nose with 40mm of high-explosive lovin' from 400 yards away little boy. Now that we've cleared that up, adherents to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster freely admit that the "religion" is a hoax. We're the sane ones. You wanna talk about brainwashing? Happens every Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, and whatever other "holy" days are left.
big7bro7 11 months ago
@big7bro7 dude my respect for you has gone up cause your a marine :D but you still worship the FSM -_-
muffassa789 11 months ago
@muffassa789 *sigh* this is why i will never have children of my own....
big7bro7 11 months ago
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SatansLoveChild88 1 year ago
Where's Raptor Jesus?
SatansLoveChild88 1 year ago
im gonna touch you with my noodley appendage
ClubPenguinsZbzb 1 year ago
this is flippin sweeeeeeeet!
rylove001 1 year ago
I'm trying to cite this video for a project. Can any on tell me the name of the reporter and the news channel/station? This would be greatly apreciated. =D
nigetron 1 year ago
Jesus touched me... so I sued him!
deathlordoo 1 year ago 80
FSM just touched my noodley appendage!!!......Ohhh never mind, must have walked into the Catholic church by mistake. The priest loves to slap your noodle after a good confessional.
Stuckherewithyou 1 year ago 89
@Stuckherewithyou
Oh no your DIDN'T!
I can't stop laughing after you wonderfully constructed comment!
chickenruler 1 year ago 3
@chickenruler Yay!
Stuckherewithyou 1 year ago
@Stuckherewithyou
You think Catholic priests are really like that? You, sir, have been brainwashed by the media.
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who created Flying Spaghetti Monster??
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us "Fat boys",
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
eew!
dwaynewynona 1 year ago
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give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
garlicfrench 1 year ago
@0xPUNKROCKx0
"RAMEN"
Pray for nonbelievers brother. Many people (especially Christians) foam at the mouth with hate when loving Pastafarians try to correct and pray for their doomed souls. It saddens me but strengthens my resolve, for I understand that whilst seperated from Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, a Christian mind is the playground of the 'Anti-Pasta'.
FSM akbaaaar!!
Stebsey1 1 year ago
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS PLEASED.
MustBeFiend 1 year ago
He is the Noodly manipulator of earthly reality.... He is the Alpha and Omega.... There is no hangover he couldn't cure and no beefy sauce he couldn't 'rustle up'.
Hail FSM (Pasta Be Upon Him)
Ramen, brothers
Stebsey1 1 year ago 3
@Stebsey1
RAMEN
0xPUNKROCKx0 1 year ago
Flying Spaghetti Monster would whoop Jesus' ass in the ring.
q1000101 1 year ago
@q1000101 RAmen!
onlynameithoughtof 1 year ago
13 people were not touched by his noodley appendage
Arrygoo 1 year ago
the flying spaghetti monster is the only god who can rape 72 virgins at ONCE
RAMEN!!!!
xBLOODBAFx 1 year ago
@xBLOODBAFx
How blasphemous!!! You should know that only those who consent to His will can be touched by His noodle appendage. Eat five plates of spaghetti as repentance and turn away from such heresy! RAMEN
Lukegamer 1 year ago
@xBLOODBAFx WUT. Blasphemy! The flying spaghetti-monster does not rape! He makes your wives cream his alfredo!
mmmmmarcus 1 year ago
@mmmmmarcus
"he makes my wives cream his alfredo"
LOL my point exactly!!! (as long as its ragu and not vagoo).
you act like rape is a bad thing! one should be lucky to be raped by the holy one..... and ive since eaten my spaghetti in repentance for my obvious blunder in starchology is obvious. so i will say this... holy rape is just very good sex.
xBLOODBAFx 1 year ago
r'amen
eyalater 1 year ago
Wanna know whats funny about David Safdie and his sister building that.... To me its funny because they are both Jews lol!!!!!!!!!
BonniePrince001 1 year ago
These Christians think the spaghetti monster is "a good laugh". Someone needs to tell them that Jesus dying on the cross is a good laugh.
XcoldshadowX 1 year ago
@XcoldshadowX That's right. I saw it and couldn't help it. It surely is a good laugh XD
cre599 1 year ago
The name of the town is CROSSVILLE? LOL, Oh lawd!
jfinite 1 year ago
Ramen!
uglicoyote 1 year ago
These are the kind of people you will see at the rally to restore sanity.
arouska 1 year ago
Hooray for Tennessee!!!
summer101 1 year ago
Lolwut? xD
TheDawgPound 1 year ago
Atheists, Forgive them. They never read the book on which their faith is based , in it's ridiculous entirety. Mark Twain did say it was the best cure for Xianity.
billwalkerable 1 year ago
These people are awesome. Either everyone gets a voice or no one does.
Patman968574 1 year ago 3
lmao the shit soutpark starts...
purplederple 1 year ago
@purplederple South Park didn't start the Flying Spaghetti Monster sir.
Brando7992 1 year ago
@Brando7992 I know, a parent sent it in to the school board when the school was trying to teach creationism. :P
purplederple 1 year ago
I wanna visit this town during my school break :)
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Georgiacatcrimson 1 year ago
0:22 Best part.
GeorgedIDK 1 year ago
Praise Pasta.
Can I get a Ramen for the congregation?
PirateFish1 1 year ago
ooh, I love the steam engine in the background!
MrThahey 1 year ago
why wasnt alla invited to the party
AapKiNisha 1 year ago
Pastafari smoke the Holy Sacrament of Basil and Oregano. PASTAFARI !!!!!
xanos4225 1 year ago
"free speech zone?!?" isnt that the whole country
CubanRevival 1 year ago
@CubanRevival Have you ever been to church?
ArrogantAtheism 1 year ago
Okay what other religion but the true christian faith offers a savior to people? What other religion is constantly attacked by athiests and scientist but Christianity? When had the bible EVER been proven wrong? When has ANY near death experience include anything but a heaven, hell, and/or Jesus? What other religious book ever describe in such detail the end of the world but the bible? what other faith drastically changed people positively but faith in the Lord Jesus Christ.?
AZcristian623 1 year ago
@AZcristian623 are u kidding me? You don't know why Christianity is attacked the most? really? When has the bible been proven wrong!??! wow u must be kidding? Near death experience?!?! do u even understand what happens in those monments????
this is why ppl have problems with religious ppl, they always seem to be in a differant reality, compleatly removed from any type of critical thought, even when it's blatantly obvious.
Jayjon81 1 year ago 2
@Jayjon81 ok dude, instead of blabbering my questions back to me, how about you explain yourself before you go all ballistic on me lol
AZcristian623 1 year ago
@AZcristian623 Ok i'll try to explain. "Christianity is attacked the most" why? Not because they are the "true" religion or anything of that sort. It's because they are in the majority in America. If you have someone attacking religion it's self it makes no since not to mention the dominating religion in that region. If you lived in India you would have a Eastern Religion, which dominates that region, and your statement wouldn't mention Christianity at all.
Jayjon81 1 year ago
@Jayjon81 i guess...
AZcristian623 1 year ago
@AZcristian623 "When had the bible EVER been proven wrong?"
First i like to list some inconsistencies and contradictions.
GEN 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness
GEN 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day
GEN 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.
GE 6:5-6 God was not pleased with his creation
(Note: That God should be displeased is inconsistent with the concept of omniscience.)
cont....
Jayjon81 1 year ago 3
@Jayjon81 1. the sun isn't the only source of light in the universe.
2. How is that a contradiction to being "all knowing"???
AZcristian623 1 year ago
@AZcristian623 ....
GEN 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit
GEN 5:5 Adam lived 930 years
GEN 4:9 God asks Cain where his brother Able is.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.
GEN 11:9 At Babel, the Lord confused the language of the whole world.
1CO 14:33 Paul says that God is not the author of confusion.
I can keep going on and on, but u get the point.
Jayjon81 1 year ago
@Jayjon81 1: The scripture was stating that the day he eats the fruit, he is bound to die for he did not obey God, which led to sin. And all sin leads to death. and that's is why people are bound to die now
2: i dont see how this is a contradiction...
AZcristian623 1 year ago
@Jayjon81 None of this proves anything unless you are lazy, and assume that the Bible is LITERALLY true. Lots of Christians try to do it, but lots of critics do the same thing. Since evolution is true, it's highly improbable that much from Genesis is literally true. I just wanted to say that, since i'm an intelligent Christian and you clearly have arguments ready for the dumb ones. We're not all like that, I promise :)
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@AZcristian623 "When has ANY near death experience include anything but a heaven, hell, and/or Jesus?"
For this one im going to direct you to: 'Near Death Experiences Penn & Teller'
this a video here on Youtube, it's very informative, i suggest you check it out.
I would like to comment on your other statements, but this reply is already way to long. I don't want u to feel as if im badgering you, but u did ask for me to explain.
Jayjon81 1 year ago
@AZcristian623 Try Islam. Read the Quran. It offers all of what Christianity offers through the Bible. How about the TNK read by Jews? All three of these religions started from the same place. Funny thing how they all went in different directions and the fued between them is so strong.
Openyourbrain1 1 year ago
@Openyourbrain1 it all really doesnt matter cuz once you and i die, then we will truly know who was right or wrong in the first place.
AZcristian623 1 year ago
@AZcristian623 Maybe, but what makes you more right than any of the other hundeds of religions out there? You claim to be Christian right? A muslim would tell you that while you are close you dont quite have the full story. I bet you dont know anything about Christianity other than the few misinterpreted lines you may have heard in church. What makes you think you're right and everyone else is wrong? There is nothing about your religion that wasn't stolen from an earlier religion.
Openyourbrain1 1 year ago
@Openyourbrain1 dude, in my last comment i never said, "IM RIGHT!" lol i said that once we die, then we will know who is right or wrong
AZcristian623 1 year ago
@AZcristian623 Try reading a non-fiction book and get back to me about what you learn.
Openyourbrain1 1 year ago
@Openyourbrain1 -____-
AZcristian623 1 year ago
This is pretty pathetic. I mean at least they admitted to not actually believing in it, but what I am calling pathetic is the sarcastic atheists in the comments >_>.
NintendoDSVampire 1 year ago
Wow! Actual fairness!
What a concept!
Davidkevin 1 year ago
@lisa91xox See, that is the joke that Pastafarians want to present. No matter how serious they act, every Pastafarian knows in their heart of hearts that this is just a joke; that's the best way to piss of religious people: Act like it is real, know it is not.
NonPointRulz101 1 year ago
FSM, the greatst god ever :D, Ramen.
Mudboy1337 1 year ago
why do they laugh pastfarianism is aa serious religion
lee13324 1 year ago 4
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.. :/
GRiiEF 1 year ago
Don't you mean Spaghetti Monster bless the USA? If you're going to take shots at religion for being "dumb" do it right.. Look how you've all been brainwashed to compare creation, which has been scientifically proven to a monster, or santa clause, even. And they even have you laughing about it. Spitting on someone that died for you, regardless if you believe in what their purpose was, is just evil.. None less expected from our beloved governments science industry.
GRiiEF 1 year ago
@GRiiEF first of all, pastafarianism is nothing more than a light-hearted attempt at poking fun at the main religions of the world. who cares if the jokes are a bit corny? they are still funn. second, science has never proven creation, so i have no idea where you got that from. third, you have no proof that jesus died for US. he might have been crucified, but no one knows what his intent was.
NonPointRulz101 1 year ago
@archiebunkerville
flying spaghetti monster IS the god
TheXwodnavel 1 year ago
A month later Cumberland County was hit by a flood of burning hot spaghetti sauce.
SRH911 1 year ago
They would be so pissed if they knew what it really stood for..
Foobyking9000 1 year ago
@Foobyking9000 I know, I am sitting here laughing, because they dont even draw the connection. I clicked the link thinking they already knew, but for even a new outlet to be unaware, wow. I swear from the first shot of the monster, i thought it said something to the effect of "May you be teached by all *something indecipherable*". If that was the case, they would have had even more controversey when it broke what it really meant!
darkpenguincowboy 1 year ago
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster,for he is delicious.
RPGfiend 1 year ago
laugh how dare you. you must hope that his noodley ness does not strike you down!!!
quinnjdq 1 year ago
The people of that town should be proud of themselves. Any place where the FSM, Jesus and a Bear statue can sit side by side is a victory of civilization.
And if they all walk into a bar, good times shall surely follow!
AdventuresofVindalf 1 year ago 77
noodley appendage = japanese tentacle porn
emperorkang 1 year ago 3
If you dont belive in Spaghetti Monster you will go to hell!!!!!!
nidzaPFC 1 year ago 4
@nidzaPFC
Hell is defined as a boiling pot of hot water that will tenderize your body till it becomes like noodles, then you shall be placed upon a cold plate with tomato sauce poured onto you that burns of hot chili peppers. Finally foul cheese shall be sprinkled onto you and you shall be eaten by the devil. fettuccine 23:11
Draknid 1 year ago 3
@Draknid I thought it was just like heaven but the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs.
Timelord223 1 year ago 2
More pirates of the spaghetti monster!!!
FlyingSpahghettiMan 1 year ago
you will all die by the pawns of the invisible pink unicorn, non believers!
brenoobr 1 year ago
@brenoobr if its invisible how do you know its pink?
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 HE told me... and i have faith!
brenoobr 1 year ago
In Your loving mercy, Father of all,
be pleased to receive them in Your plate,
May the merits and prayers of our delicious soup Mother,
tomato soup, and those of all the Angels and Saints,
feed us and feed them now.
This we ask in Your Spaghett's name.
Ramen
geiuy 1 year ago
wait wait, they put a statue on public property and make the message about seperation of religion and state.......god i hate people....
FSM IS GOD!! may u be touched by his noodley appendages and one day u shall drink from a beer volcano and enjoy a stripper factory!! RAmen
jerkmegentle 1 year ago
God bless the flying spaghetti monster!
innovateur 1 year ago
This video PROVES that old people make fun of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... I hope that He shall touch them thoroughly with his Noodly Appendage and take away all starchiness from their hearts, so that they may have Everlasting Life and drink from the Beer Volcano of heaven. R'amen.
stfwho 1 year ago
La banda ama al fsm.... nos une...
guanajuato111 1 year ago
The Flying Spagetti Monster is real! Google B1509-58 and you will see the light!
KenMacMillan 1 year ago
@KenMacMillan YES!! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!! This is proof that FSM truley exists!!! When I was a young boy forced to go to a christian church all I ever asked for was proof of their gods existance. Finany I have seen proof of his Noodlyness. May all be touched by his Noodly Appendage!!!!
Openyourbrain1 1 year ago
The FSM statue is alot better(and less creepy) than the Jesus statue. Jesus looks like his face melted off- no offense to the artist.
CanadiaNecro1 1 year ago
LET THE FSM BLESS US ALL!!!
dwa100 1 year ago
I want to put up a statue of lord Cthulhu!
SimKoning 1 year ago
All praise to the Almighty FSM(pbuh - pesto be upon him)!
Marchawc 1 year ago
are these people serious?
hockeytofu101 1 year ago
@hockeytofu101 haha nah theyre not, FSM is just a funny trend going around, its awesome,
may you all be touched by his noodly appendage
RAmen
sambaman009 1 year ago
@sambaman009 :P
hockeytofu101 1 year ago
@hockeytofu101 Yes, they are
SawedOffShotgun441 1 year ago
...You guys do know that pastafarianism is a Parody Religion, right?
DefinitelyNotNoah 1 year ago