Man marries computer game woman

[Anarnee]

D:

Well... if that's legal now... I'm screwed...

How does one compete with that ;__;

XD I want to marry a guy from a video game then.

[trezzia]

HOLY COW

[LIawliet]

wtf??? LOlOLolOLoLOlOLolOl wat a nerd xD

[tonycooiman]

this is soo strange its not even funny

[TwilightMoon777]

hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha­ha

this is ridiculous!

[goten1890]

He is not that bad looking

He could a girlfriend if he wanted to.

[EdKyno]

YEAH!

[ANDREWakaTHUNDER]

dude has a hot wife

[Gellvos]

then... two months later Sal9000's wife was caught cheating on him with Mario.....

[TranceMusicDevotee]

lol yeah

[ronaldrj98]

dude your hilarious haahhahahahahahahhaha

[Gellvos]

^^;

[brianizaninjaa]

what a shit

[kevinttttran99]

haaaa he shame japan and japan dum haaaaaaaaaaaa

[OzziGee]

lol

[OtherAlex]

Thats so eccentric its genius.

[Chemicgen1]

LAY OFF THE CRACK DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RockStarzAsia]

what the fuck?

he is just crazy...

[thisjunkie]

I spy Forever21!! <3

[MagicalKittenT]

Relax! As long as we all think that he's mad, there IS hope for our future... After all, obsession to fictional characters is nothing new; if you look into oriental classics there has been many stories of man becoming infatuated with a lady in a painting and turning to all sorts of spiritual practice and magic to bring her to life. Sal9000 is nothing but an updated version of them.

[SoVuNoVa]

Lol somebody should smash his DS and the game. His life...would be Game Over.

[Gellvos]

Give me a hammer and I'll do it, it'll be for the best.

[NARITAJACKASS]

まじか？？

結婚おめでと

キモい

110番

だな

もーちょっとって、、、面白くならないって

いまのままでいいじゃん

世の中おかしくスンナ

日本のレベルをおとすな

刹那イ

[moony4000]

vell....this means now there is 1 exstra women out there you can get becors he got a computer heheh!!

[hkabao12]

People like him...is going to end the human race

[Sin578]

oh

my

god

this guy... something weird with him!!!!

[TheAb0rtionist]

I gotta marry Master Chief soon. I would have the first gay marriage to a video game character.

[BMBfreitas]

Well there are upsides to this...real people can be real idiots, this way he is happy xD

hope the children look like the mother xD

[kazacoon0117]

HAHA this guy has no life. You must be pretty messed up to want to marry a "non realistic character" in a damn videogame. i mean.. COME ON!

[hydebelle]

He's not a bad looking guy and it seems like he is interesting enough, so why does he have to resort to marrying a fictional game character. SERIOUSLY! Is it because he thinks he cannot dominate the woman. It's obvious that the girl can't think for herself considering she's programmed to be whatever.

It's a sad world we live in if people are that lonely as to resort to marrying pixels.

[tallyhoman911]

ha ha loser :p

[cookie22100]

Okay well I believe that this probly has advantages but most of all dissadvantages! WTF?! HE MARRIED A D.S CHARACTER I mean it's always good to imagine, dream, and fantisize but this is just alittle over the top don't ya think?

[clashb]

I consider this a sign that the world is ending.

[Riverweed]

ROFL, good luck to their babies! :p

[weird8twiggy]

this guy is awesome! i support their love!! haha. :) however he said he wont "cheat" on her. i hope they eventually divorce then. ... i think a human is still better, for him as for anyone else. but this is really awesome. :)

[freetech12]

when he said "cheat" he might've meant cheat codes!

[Karoushi101]

The guy in this video says a big true if people express themselves in forms like this it'll do a more interesting society. no matter what the simpletons say, things like the guy who married a DS character is giving us new stuff to enjoy the life, like da parody about this case which u can laugh, this new point of view about marriage which is making u debate it and you know what I'm saying then... don't complain too much with your boring and simple life

[onichanonigiri]

is there any game like these male version?

[TheHouse382]

He is CRAZYYYY!!!!!

[ilubbyo0h]

This is CRAZY! emphasis on CRAZY!

[PinoyKidzProductions]

Thisbis just a sign that our worlds going friken crazy, what's next man marries apple computer WTF?! This is just bullsuit man this guys just a complete idiot.

[sinaguamustang]

if he breaks his d.s, would it be considered murder?

[viskar77]

the sex life should be interesting.. I wonder what the babies are gonna look like :/

[aadam247]

@viskar77

hes gunna shuve his dik in da camera lol

this guy is fukin dumb

[joekher013]

probably more like humanoid or something,, lmao!!

[mikcand]

err if more ppl play love plus... wont they be dating her too XDDDDDD wut a douche bag lmao

[comgeek24]

And in other news...

-Princess Zelda to wed Hyrulian commoner Link. Zelda urges Link to bury the sword with Ganondorf. "You've been fighting him for 23 frickin' years, isn't that enough?!" Her Highness exclaims.

-Things not so peachy in the Mushroom Kingdom? Princess Peach separates from longtime savior Mario, cites irreconcilable differences. "I'm f*cking royalty, you're a plumber from f*cking Brooklyn! What more explanation do you need?!" the Princess stated.

[usastrikefromspace1]

I'm 44 when I grow up I want to marry my star trek-tos starship enterprise ncc-1701 (with fiber optic lights) plastic model!...or maybe I will only masterbate about her daily! (but my family forbids mixed marriages!) /milwaukee

[usastrikefromspace1]

actually a female sexslave android that looks like veronica lake...cheryl ladd or shelley hack (charlies angels) for a wife may become a serious option someday!

[usastrikefromspace1]

"skynet is online!"...he will divorce her for the next upgrade terminator-3 (christianna lokken) terminatrix sexy boob expanding android...

[mikelifeisgood]

Does she have a sister ?

[1Helloitsme1]

where does he insert his d!ck?

[Tej2point0]

This guy really, really, really needs to get laid :-/

[metaljunkie82]

i wonder what his kids will look like

[jotenko]

@Tej2point0 yes man. never that sentence made so much sense.

[DebberzLovesFF]

I think it is now time to confess my love to that sexy blue hedgehog

[dankdd]

well i need a pussy nearby. i´d say this guy is a genious

just think of it´s advantgs

-u only listn to her whenver u want to.

-won´t spend yor money.

-u need some space, just turn it off.

-no worries, she never gets old.

-won´t have 2 say honey not today, i got headache. cos you got some lovely hands.

- most importantly she won´t hate yo mother.

[pakidot]

IMA DATE NENE tooo ses mine punkkkk

[Ray39UK]

If someone else plays the same game and dates Nene does that mean she's cheating on him?

[jotenko]

@Ray39UK LOLLOL.

[supertypal]

not really the sort of marrage material id go for , can it cook? does it generate income? will it keep you warm at night during the winter? does it wash your back? can it multiply your gene pool making you immortal? i think hes just taking time out , he wouldnt exist if it wasnt for his fathers spark so i doubt hes a failure to the ladys ,,its just going to take time i guess heh

[juuli126]

wow!, this guy is antisocial everybody is crazy!

[ktchong]

Japan has the largest percentage of virgin men over 30 and 40, and now this...

seriously, Japanese men are the most pathetic creatures on the planet.

[marounkayal]

poor guy.

[Starpluslover]

yup thts the exact thing we wanted :) one more name in the weirdo list

[SxiaNXi]

o,0... Riiiiigggghhhttt....

[daron11114]

u see the japs are allways ahead of us

[telecalcu]

What he is doing is wrong.

[historywillabsolve]

he must live a very exciting life

[bladensburg1814]

he does not want a real woman...he does not want harsh reality of eventual arguement or rejection ...50 percent of marriages end in divorce...so why bother with snotling feminist bitches? just jerk off looking at the computer screen!...freedom to jerk off in private for all males is a human right!

[ktchong]

Japanese men are just overall pathetic creatures. They have the highest rate of virgin men over the ages of 30 and 40, and the country also has the highest disparity in interracial marriage, i.e., japanese women with foreign men vs. japanese men with foreign men. Everyone else is taking Japanese women, and Japanese men can't get laid.

[ktchong]

Search for these news and videos:

1/4 of Japanese Men Between 30 to 34 Still Virgins

10% of Japanese men in their 40s are virgins

Japanese man marries sex dolls: When one sex doll isn't enough

Japan must control their groping situation

and,

Japanese women flee country, marry foreigners

[bladensburg1814]

he is not doing drugs or mollesting children like michael jackson!...he does not owe any real woman the time of day!...its his own day dreams he has anchored to the computer girl goddess face!...let him be happy within the law!...its no ones business what he worships

[bladensburg1814]

as an american I must defend this mans freedom if he is not breaking the laws of his homeland!....infatuation releases neurochemicals in his brain and he relates to the computer girl face who will never be mean...betray or insult him...this is a kind of therapy that makes him happy!...whom is he harming ?.../ @ milwaukee

[BETAsin]

She's probbly done it with like a million guy before him.

[Heretic993]

Oh my god... :S

[CorvixEyes]

o.o Oh dear.

[acidglow]

He is very lonely..

[NigelHasNoFriends]

rofl

[YNWAIJOSEPHICFC]

lol if it ran out of chanrge or his ds broke

[AmazingIncredibleJay]

WTF! Wat a Faggg!

C'mon, men, there 7 women to every men on this planet and even more to wise ones.

He couldn't find 1 to marry!? LMFAO

[xXDarkLightAngelXx]

omg o.o

[TheSnotrag2009]

saddo.

[TMAN2DUECES]

fake

[PHXMASTER]

what is with youtube becoming the gay advertizment chanal>??

[SENTRY000]

I guess this is why they made the DS open and close?

[obertite]

Gee, atomic radiation really does mess up your brain..

[NameInVainProduction]

I'm hoping that that guy is just REALLY funny as opposed to REALLY crazy.

[MYTZHELLE]

after inflammable sex dolls ,sex dolls and sex robot dolls...this is there next generations for men??what d hell is happening to this kind of japanese guys???they are now totally in to that cyborg thing...hopefully all japanese men wud not end up like that ....

[faro0485]

Bloody yahoo video... full of adverts...

[wwekingofking2]

OMG he is a mad donkey

[faro0485]

He should be lynched by the next bus full of women.

[asianwerido]

omg

[imxlnt2]

you know, if that game is made by the same ones who did contra.... there is a cheat lol

[imxlnt2]

wow, new level of sad.

[badcoochie]

hmm would you get done for murder if you erased his memory card?

[maaitah]

LOL

[CRAZYCRADER]

WTF!!!!

[llSzKzllHunter]

Must be a handsome family

[Julalaxsa]

U gotta be kidding me. Fine, hentai and some other manga, anime characters are hot, but to marry a game model? Come on now, get a life.

[DjMik101]

u wont cheat on her ? or u cant

[fannypenis]

!"£$% WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XXXX

[hadouken4life]

whatt the fockk.

[BJORT]

This is so....SAD

[LegalizareRomania]

Nice couple.

[ashbash986]

go on my son.

[sean007s]

One fucking word.....LMFAO!!!!

[farooh20]

wierd

[bigheadbang]

this dude's brain is technically crazy.

[bjr43]

Oooookay, weirdest thing I've ever heard.

[FreakishlyDuckie]

o.O

[iFail2]

all i can say is... wtf...

[rebostorm19]

AWESOME