What Alucard (Hellsing) thinks about Twilight

[GnosisZX]

Crispin Freeman is officially my favorite voice actor. Tell those twilight loving fools the truth

[CapNCorn]

Am I the only one who finds it funny that people are both cheering on a not-stupid vampire dissing Twilight, and then swooning for said vampire? Kind of ironic, all things considered.

[LittleNinja55]

There it is from the man himself; real vampires don't sparkle. Twilight, get the hell out now while Alucard is still in a good mood.

[Majikaru14Rin]

EPIC.

WIN!

That is all.

[AlwaysEatingCookies]

"Real vampires don't sparkle."

*Becomes a puddle of goo*

[DevilhunterGaara1]

sadly some legends say fairys do suck blood, but even there more manly than twilight

[Hypersqurell]

All the other real vampires are proud that one of their kind has finally said that line

[AudreaUlrick]

team Alucard  team Alucard

[missdeathknight13579]

Pfft- I dont want Team Edward or Team Jacob.... IM TEAM ALUCARD!!!!!

[MegaKazz5005]

great, now he need to see alucard beat the crap out of edward!!

[Hinatachan121]

Yes so true! :p

[JsonRulez]

Damn straight.

[fslayer1290]

Oh GooD CRAP!

Panties. Gone!

[miyazaki4ever]

when the voice of alucard, itachi, and shizuo heiweijima tells you this, all becomes right with the world

[WeepingGuitar99]

Behead Edward, now he's dead.

Behead Alucard, now your dead.

[Ruby150]

... And God's in the background (referring to the Haruhi poster)

[NOOCHU]

"really vampires dont sparkel" the best line of my life right there in 4 simple words. 

[blueangels14]

twilight are vampires? 00' I thought they were fairies.

[Tarbtano]

@blueangels14

make sense

Living in woods - check

Moving quickly - check

Sparking skin and/or other body part - check

Oddly colored eyes - check

Odd complexion - check

Not hurting people - check

yep, sounds like faeries to me

[Aeritha123]

Haha hilarious = o

[DragonmanX90]

You're damn right they don't! I'd feed those sparkly bitches to Alucard if I wasn't half concerned he'd get food poisoning as a result!

[tacos0816]

so worth the 5 seconds

[rinalicat]

TOTAL AGREEMENT!!

[Mika20]

ROFL! Amen to that!!!

[GauchoEnMoto]

Yo soy mas de Castlevania, pero estoy de acuerdo

[silverdove88889]

hell yes! but alucard will take those sparkles right out by shooting them

[EspadaNumber8]

A-FUCKING-MEN!



[sammjake]

Niece L- THANK YOU! Finally, someone who agrees w/ me! :D

[kool3nbo3r]

Alucard needs to remind everyone that vampires are monsters and not some pretty boy-loving pedophile rapists

[Merboo22]

-squees before fainting with a big smile on her face- AAaahhhh~

[sonicrox20]

HARUHI!!! :3

[ProtoSnake]

Edward: Yes they do.

[BigGreen204]

Spoiler alert! Alexander Anderson kills Edward in Breaking Dawn.

[TheScienceFoundation]

@BigGreen204 Then Seras wakes Alucard up and he snatches out the nail ;D

[SangheiliFemFatale]

@BigGreen204 Lmao. Win!

[AlucardsAngel]

@BigGreen204 If only...

[CM26617]

Yep, he practically nailed it.

[Muckilove]

I was expecting him to just laugh for like, an hour. Twilight...what a joke.

[jessi4775]

fairies sparkle. vampires eat fairies for breakfast lunch and dinner. and are still hungry for more. :)

[DJGamera]

he's right...they don't :)

[weasel788]

I love the way his eyes look when he says that!

[Shadowfanification]

Oh this is so going on my favourites

[vehicledestroyer]

I have a shirt that says this :D

[GunheartM1A1]

Nerdgasm

[blrbgbari]

Haruhi.

[InvaderAly1]

vampires dont sparkle

faries do.

[cutetoboewolf]

hahahah the greatest thing ever!!!

[kevinohare7]

ALL MUST LISTEN AND AGREE AND IF THEY DON'T BURN THEM

[alejandrosantoyo89]

awesome

[SuperMysticButterfly]

@naila3334 lol wut?

[MYKESGRL]

HELL YEAH! TEAM ALUCARD ALL THE WAY!!! Its so weird seeing chris who is adorable do such a dark voice! Gotta give the man props!

[SuperMysticButterfly]

and real vampires dont use guns... -_-

[TheGuyWhoKnewToMuch]

@SuperMysticButterfly

I gotta' feeling that you watch Twillight, ;)

[Predator1888]

@SuperMysticButterfly Alucard doesnt have to, but I assume its more fun for him.

[naila3334]

@SuperMysticButterfly TROLLLLLLLLFACE time go back to school KID

[Hoafresh25]

@SuperMysticButterfly So... you haven't seen all the damage alucard's caused WITHOUT guns? Psht typical twilight fan, go watch some more hellsing... it's good for you :P

[SuperMysticButterfly]

@Hoafresh25 lol i know, i love hellsing aswell both alucard and edward are equally hot ;)

[joegt123]

@SuperMysticButterfly Tell that to Blade.

[SuperMysticButterfly]

@joegt123 don't worry i will :P

[bloodtrinitypluse]

@SuperMysticButterfly no, vampires dont need to use guns, dosent mean they wont, would you rather they sparkle? nope-3-

[SuperMysticButterfly]

@bloodtrinitypluse it's been sorted out, why reply to a comment that was made months ago?

[bloodtrinitypluse]

@SuperMysticButterfly cause....me forgets to look at the date on comments:dummy: (insert there the emoticon from deviantart that uses that-3-)

[SuperMysticButterfly]

@bloodtrinitypluse Ahh i see, it's okay i understand now. ^3^

[bloodtrinitypluse]

@SuperMysticButterfly yeaa.....^^;

[GnosisZX]

@SuperMysticButterfly who says they don't they can use whatever they want please disagree and they will promptly eviscerate you

[SuperMysticButterfly]

@GnosisZX ughh replying to my comment from AGES ago, really u needed to badly?

[blulaguna18]

SURE RIGHT!! TEAM ALUCARD. I LOVE Crispin. He's so sweet.

[AleckzanderGrimm]

Team Alucard? LOL he doesnt need a team to kill you and all your friends LOL

[Ventexs94]

this is the best thing alucard could say XD awsome

[TheGree123]

I Swear if Alucard showed up In Twilight EDWARDO WOULD SHIT HIS PANTS!!

[Akatsukigirl710]

OH MY GOD THAT IS EPIC WIN!!!!!!! TEAM ALUCARD FOREVER!

[EroseKuri]

That did my heart good. *grins*

[genestarwind7]

godamnit crispin... you are a legend lol

[VampireKoneko]

Yeah vampires don't sparkle!!

[MrsEdwardNigma]

Best 5 seconds of my life!

[defenderxvi]

fucking crispin freeman is my fav voice actor with johhny yong bosch coming in at a close 2nd

[bloodtrinitypluse]

@defenderxvi watch Durrarara!!! then, both are in it, chrispin is someone who beats the shit out of people and people are afraid to piss him off

and johnny seems to be a manical genious

[CrazyJodice]

I'd let Alucard bite me.. sizzle

[serviceman613]

do they at least have cool mind reading abilities?

[Pentagon1337]

l clicked because l saw haruhi in the background xD

[Natsume171]

fuck yeah they don't sparkle

[CsRazeel]

this is the most awesome thing ive heard in a long time xD

[spiritkitten]

damn right!

[JackassTBD]

You, my friend is so right! Real vampires don't sparkle!

[liamangel666]

This is for every fucking Twilight, pretty boy Vampires that think there the shit.

ALUCARD FOREVER!!!!!!

[VayuPurana]

Alucard is a real fuck mothering vampire

[bloodtrinitypluse]

@VayuPurana and he deserves to be called as such!

[DragonmanX90]

Goddamned right they don't!

[biowepcosmic]

alucard apoves

[SpavVy1993]

I fucken' love you Chrispin Freeman

[theAngryscotman]

aw fuck yes. THIS is what cons are for. :D

[hotelmario510]

All I can see now is him putting those big-ass guns to Edward's head, and pulling the trigger.

Over and over again, until the magazine is empty.

[paranoidindustries]

@hotelmario510 And I think not even Baskerville would ingest Edward... might get food poisoning from all the lameness and sparkling lol

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

Crispin Freeman, you are now my role model.

[3xteremeMusicofPros]

EPIC

[FinalFantasyAnimeFan]

yeah! u said it alucrd >:D real vampires don't sparkle

[AzumangaDiohFan4Eva]

Thumbs Up If you Noticed The Haruhi picture in the background!!

[MoreEpicThanU]

I LOVE THE PICTUE OF HARUHI!

[PandaLilly94]

holy balls! how does that cute innocent face house such a deep sexy voice?!?!

[fivestringbassplayr]

atleast he knows the truth

[DarkRukia1986]

I like Twilight but I found this to be hilarious XD

[CosmincjdrGaming]

fuck this .. only 5 seconds wtf ?

[Feredir28]

@CosmincjdrGaming its all the time I need to show why twilight sucks mate.

[ChimeraHatake]

@Feredir28 Nothing so truthful has ever been spoken in truthfulville where the truths live in truthfullly truthpeace

[WIZARDcOn]

@Feredir28 i need 2 seconds plz......GAAAAAAY! DONE!

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@Feredir28 Haha yes!

[Sephirothwolf]

@Feredir28 It's all the time Alucard needs to show his contempt...

[reinoheya]

Edward Cullen is the one who disliked this video. hahaha

[LadyIkoYumeoftheeast]

@reinoheya well there's two now, so i guess either bella or jacob found this and disliked it...

[Spicygummybears]

@reinoheya Bella disliked it too. XD

[BlazeCon97]

@reinoheya And me.

[InnerMokaLover]

Thats right. xD

[1995cjl]

Real vampires dont sparkle FTW!!!

[yuridiaprivado]

Yes!

[coolio247h]

We heard it from Dracula himself can't argue truthfully... Now all I need is Stephanie Meyer's email and this will be an interesting world story =3

[destroyer11388]

one person isn't a real vampire

[dldmaui]

Lol 1 dislike... I wonder who that could b? *cough cough* Edward *cough cough*

[Kikihowler17]

Yay! its sooo true! ^-^

[yobro7070]

Crispin Freeman's xbox live gamer tag is MystaCris

[YamiToHikari25]

FINALLY!!! I'VE FINALLY HEARD IT FROM HIM!!!

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!

and sorry too my best friend(she's a big twilight-fan)

[MrsHellsingAgent]

lol only one dislike!

[KyonGivesYouFacepalm]

Anyone else find irony in this because the company who translated the "Haruhi Suzumiya" novels also publishes "Twilight"?

[WindOfSolitude]

put that on a t-shirt and sell it!

[MysteryEzekude]

Surprised face! Imagine him improvising this line!

[03212871007]

TEAM ALUCARD!!!

[detakukijuravandread]

@sakuranohana89 i'm writing a book and manga and proud to say my vamps are similar to alucard i'm not dissing twilight but come on i read the stuff and could tell what was going to happen before i even reached that part, if my books get made into a movie i'm gonna show the world how real vamps are

[detakukijuravandread]

soooo true real vamps do not sparkle

[sakuranohana89]

@detakukijuravandread yes, because vampires are so real to begin with( I;m not a fan of Twilight, just pointing out the obvious)

[CaptianRico93]

AWESOME!!!!! Atleast crispin freeman is the voice of reason.

[DreamsofCentaurs]

EPIC!!! hahaha! and Alucard WOULD say that

[CalicoVall]

167 people want to see edward pumbled to dust!!!

[NexAngelus405]

M. Bison: YES! YES!

[Sanguinarian15]

I would love to see Alucard devour that pittiful excuse of a vampire named Edward XD

[Elvanpath66]

@Sanguinarian15 But Alucard doesn't eat shit.

[EricaDreams]

LOL!

[smallpersonx]

You heard it from the man with the irrisistable voice xD

[deathredsnow]

thank you so much i've said that ever since i heard of twilight.

[AAC1990]

The 1 dislike thinks real vampires sparkle.....

[MasterHellsing]

This completely made my day. Crispin Freeman, you are awesome.

[pinkpastelhearts]

oooh hes so cute! i love his facial expressions, yay alucard my sexy man!

[KillerMoth3]

Edward Cullen disliked this video

[ModosPoizenCat]

@KillerMoth3 Well, thats cool, as Alucard highly dislikes Edward, as you just heard

[eyeaboveall]

OH YEAH!!! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!

[devilmaster987]

edward disliked this now hes gonna get pwnde from the 106 vampires who liked this

[590275502]

thank you very much crispin freema for giving me another reason to smile

[crimsondevil2245]

@590275502 its freeman

[590275502]

@crimsondevil2245 forgive me my N wasnt working -_-

[13MATTallica96]

YES

The No Life King has given us all a sign!!!

Hail Alucard

[crimsondevil2245]

@13MATTallica96 theres one dislike

[DefinatleyNotKira]

Damn right nobody dislikes this

[SpavVy1993]

Omg he plays as Hellsing too? I don't really know Crispin Freeman but I'm gonna look him up! I do know he's gonna be doing a dub in my favorate anime! Durarara!! As Shizuo ~ <3

Crispin Freeman and Stephen King ( yes I'm a SK fan ) are my heros! FUCK TWILIGHT!

[TsunadeFTisland11]

SO TRUE. Ugh, the sparkling didn't have ANYTHING to do with the plot. The plot itself was also terrible.

[Colorfulroses93]

OMG I can not stop laughing XD REAL VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!

[loverabientje]

best seconds of my life

[purplefire8]

amen dude amen

[MrsCamui]

I want this as my ringtone!

[frenchfry113095]

NICEEE!!! XDDD

[CrazyFangirl329]

I agree with him 110%!

[CrazyFangirl329]

Best words ever spoken!

[OMGITSTHEMUSLIM]

It is official, youtube is now awesome

[SIRINTEGRA]

Agreed! <3 Alucard!

[xMetalIsMyLifex]

Omg....God exist.

[sapunec7854]

Meyer hasn't even earned the right to suck a vampires balls, let alone "write" about one. If Alucard were real he would go Rip van Winkle on her sorry, blasphemous ass

[MrsCamui]

@sapunec7854 She doesn't deserve the metaphor for rape that that killing is. He'd probably go Slaughter at the Rio de Jinero on her.

[MadameParanoia]

Finally!!! Alucard speaks the truth!!!

[beatlesgirlfab90]

Alucard speaks the truth! Go Team Alucard!! =)

[purplebubblegum74]

thank you !!!!!

[MistressArte]

lmao awesome. :)

[TheScienceFoundation]

Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will eventually produce the entire collective works of William Shakespeare, the entire collective works of Stephanie Meyer is a 10 monkey 5 minute job.

[Tsukasamacleod]

@TheScienceFoundation I think you're giving her too much credit: It would take one Monkey a total of 30 seconds.