Ralph is kinda like the god-awful morning, wet bust-ass on the way to the toilet then shower. But, when you cum back into the room, the aroma is still there...and its almost pleasant. :)
Man Lee, at this point all you need to do is appear on his show!! Dude, take us with you once you get on;)
We need to start making plans to hook up in the Bay this June (trip for my bday)..I'm going to talk with everyone this weekend, in terms of dates..I'll let you know..
my buddies and i always thought this was a very under apreciated song parody brother.
kbudz 2 years ago
Thank you.
It does draw attention to the fact that Ralph does not get his balls busted on the show NEARLY enough. Probably why he's so despised.
ComicsAroundTheBay 2 years ago
YOU GONNA RUIN THE SHOW SOME MORE RALPH??? I spit up breakfast with that shit, Lee is now # 2 behind etm as my fave caller
LEE RULES
blaklodge 2 years ago
High praise. By the way, I was the first one to roast ETM on the show, back in '05.
(Didn't record my calls back then.)
ComicsAroundTheBay 2 years ago
LoL
HappySmok3itis 2 years ago
your incoming head made me fear for my cheek. *chomp*. ow!
awesome song. "are ya gonna ruin the show some more, ralph?"
MadameBeekeeper 3 years ago
I love your Ralph song!!! funny very funny
panseypusher 3 years ago
Thank you very much.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
i like his hair
bababooeylover 3 years ago
Hmm... follicle fetish.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
Ralph is kinda like the god-awful morning, wet bust-ass on the way to the toilet then shower. But, when you cum back into the room, the aroma is still there...and its almost pleasant. :)
ArtieLangeLovesFags 3 years ago
Poetic.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
i like ralph... but this is funny. good job
clownbaby83 3 years ago
I like Ralph too. Howard just doesn't bust his balls enough.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
good shit homie. haha. fuck ralph.
theduiunit 3 years ago
Yeah, fuck him!
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
ahaha i remember hearing this at work. awesome.
Handsome00Brilliant 3 years ago
Glad I could be part of the show that brightens so many workplaces.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
Excellent work.
spudface1 3 years ago
You flatter me, Mr. Face.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
Time will tell.
Thanks, Z.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
That was one of the worst song parodys I've ever heard.
stormer88 3 years ago
Quality wasn't a priority. I wanted it played on the show and I succeeded.
And if you're going to critique someone else's work, at least learn to spell simple words like 'parodies'.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
So fuckin kewl man....wish I had the time
kidblood1 3 years ago
Cool! Thanks for stopping by, Kid.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
hahah lee mabe next time he wont hang up on you when you say a shout out to kidblood on air.
armenianUFOvartarn 3 years ago
Actually he did hang up on me when I called in that day: I insulted Artie.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
how did you get on the air? what was the process like and what number did u call and how long did it take you to get onair that day?
armenianUFOvartarn 3 years ago
I called.
Talk to the call-screener and 1-888-9-ASSHOL
and 22 minutes.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
Lol - mad as ever! By the way, this is my new sign in name (formally deaksteronline)!
d3akster 3 years ago
Man Lee, at this point all you need to do is appear on his show!! Dude, take us with you once you get on;)
We need to start making plans to hook up in the Bay this June (trip for my bday)..I'm going to talk with everyone this weekend, in terms of dates..I'll let you know..
5stars and faved!!
GHOST Seekers
fiwaszewski 3 years ago
Thanks. See you in June.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
lol, fuck ralph
bbrad19 3 years ago
If it would get me on the show, I probably would.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
You made Artie and Howard laugh bro, congrats!
Dibrini 3 years ago
It's a nice way to start the day. Thanks.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
ROTFLMFAO
That is the best you've done I do believe Lee!!!! ;-)
Kasmir25 3 years ago
I'm just getting warmed up!
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
funny to change lyrics.. like switching the word "love" in evry song there is to the word "Ass"
Then we had hits like this.
"Ass is in the air"
"Can you feel that Ass tonight"
"Oh baby I Ass you so"
and so on.
forthreisch 3 years ago
Poetry. Pure poetry.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago
ralph does suck
DarkDennis1961 3 years ago
That seems to be the consensus.
ComicsAroundTheBay 3 years ago