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  • 3:20 Matt Miller? Like the hacker guy from Saints Row The Third? Looks like SOMEONE at Volition likes this show. XD

  • The best show... on 240p ;_;

  • TRUE!

  • Where the fuck did they get Robin Leach?

  • bingly-bingly beep!

  • The way Robin said "bull shit" was awesome.

  • The age of this episode just emphasizes how impossible it is to keep up with the pursuit of 'the best'. The tableful of PDA's and that prehistoric computer in the background at 4:54 make it look like this was filmed in the 90's or something, but this was freaking 2005!!! Macs didn't exist, Kindles didn't exist, iPads didn't exist, iPHONES didn't exist (I can imagine Matt just going white and fainting at the sight of the app that can turn the lights in your house on and off.)

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957 im pretty sure macs were around in 2005

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957 The first Macintosh was introduced by Apple Chairman, Steve Jobs on January 24, 1984.

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957 um Macs were around since the 80's. Now his computer needs a change

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  • before he took the caviar can off the thing i thought it was an oreo. i thought robin leech was reaching for an oreo for breakfast

  • why is "Paint Huffer Mugshots Over 14-year Span" in the related vids?

  • I love how Teller has such a way of explaining things to us.

  • Penn could scare the fucking shit of me every fucking day!

  • has Bullshit done an episode on the federal reserve?

  • Pop Tarts and Fruit Loops!? Fuck Yeah!

  • Anyone else think WTF Andrea, the law student was doing with such an older guy?

  • Wish i had a beanbag chair...

  • ummm.... is he eating that caviar using a FUCKING METAL SPOON?! Ivory or nothing. The chemical reaction when the eggs touch the metal fucks up the flavor. Shows what he knows about the 'best'. Shit... come the revolution, I'm going down...

  • @benedictdegwyn Unless it was a precious metal like Silver, in which it won't have a chemical reaction.

  • The best boom mic operator at 4:22!!!

  • The best the best the best... of you!"

  • PDA? Was this episode shot in the 90's???

  • @NormacHC I thought the same thing. Also, on this site I regularly visit (has lots of weird Asian news) they were talking about a flesh light that could be connected to the computer to give some extra 'feedback' from erotic games.

    This means it's basically 1 afternoon to a week away from being compatible with PDA's or, more concerning, smartphones.

  • That juggler just made my day... and it's christmas!

  • i prefer to have a computer i built by myself because i know i can depend on it if i did alll the work

  • The best of the best of the best of the best, sir!

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  • Where is Gorden Ramsey when you need him.

  • I want to fuck the best. I want to get with Kristin Kreuk.

  • and the best comment !!!!!

  • It is called consumerism.

  • AHAHAHAHA, PDAs. Old episode is old.

  • @RainbowPowerRangerX Ah, Palm OS. We barely knew ya. 

  • He ate the caviar wrong. He is clearly not the best. You are supposed to eat it with a spoon carved out of bone.

  • @Gaz10t ...Or mother of pearl.

  • @Gaz10t Not just any bone. Must be ivory.

  • @Gaz10t a little pretentious, aren't you.

    Choose utensils made of glass, bone, tortoise shell, wood, plastic, or to be truly traditional, mother-of-pearl or gold.

    Fine caviar is best served simply, with toast points or bland, unsalted crackers.

    However, common accompaniments include lemon wedges, sour cream, creme fraiche, hard-cooked egg (yolks and whites chopped separately), and minced onion. Lesser quality caviar products may well benefit from these garnishes.

  • @Gaz10t A spoon made out of Pearl.... Mother of Pearl to be exact. I met Robin Leach a couple times, he's actually kinda laid back, opposite of what I expected from seeing him on TV.

  • @Gaz10t Why would anyone want to eat caviar anyway? Stuff is nasty. Any food that has guidelines to eat isn't worth the trouble.

  • @Gaz10t Shows how much you know...the specific type of bone needs to be that of a billionaire's firstborn's skull, and it has to have a platinum handle. Plebe.

  • @Snakepliskinist He's kinda right. According to the prissy, you need a specific type of spoon to eat caviar so that the caviar's taste is not interfered with by "spoon flavor".

  • Thanks P&T!

  • They used to call it "keeping up with the Jones's." Now people are such narcissists that they don't really know who who the Jones's are, but they know they have to have as much or more then them.

  • wow, "PDAs" looked shitty only 5 years ago with all these amazing devices nowadays.

  • Way to ruin the party... asshole

  • What pisses me off the most is people who live beyond their means.

  • People who don't know expensive foods from regular fair just don't have good enough palates. I've been to expensive restaurants and thought the food was bland. I have my favorite hole in the walls, but appreciate nicer places with cleaner flavors as well as more diverse ingredients. Truffle oil, for instance, is bullshit, but truffles themselves in your pasta is to freakin' die for.

  • 3:20 - wrong. It has a vibrate mode and women can use them too.

  • "Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. " - Tyler Durden/Fight club

  • why doesnt teller speak?

  • @rhysc375 To provide a consistent presence of humbleness to offset Penn's constant rambling.

  • @rhysc375 Teller began performing solo before he met Penn and found that an audience was captivated by magicians that would perform without speaking and emphasize the tricks through gestures and expressions.

  • @rhysc375 He never has. Not during performances anyway. It's an old vaudeville "trick". Teller is the "straight man" go to wikipedia and look up double act.

  • @rhysc375

    Its part of the act. He never speaks.

  • Mozart (L)

  • ..then the iphone came out

  • It's funny how the content of this episode is probably worst in the show. Their hidden camera experiment is the oldest story everyone has about their pseudo connoisseur friend.

  • Hi. I'm Robin Leach. And the best is,,,, BULLSHIT!!!!!

  • cheap ass $100 per spoon caviar... you know the caviar is cheap when it comes in a aluminum can... the best caviar comes in glass and can be worth a few thousands per spoon

  • @CarimboHanky The best budget caviar! For the rich man who doesn't want to spend a lot.

  • @CarimboHanky

    Yes, because 100 dollars for a spoonful of sturgeon eggs is SO cheap -.-

  • studville, can you retitle these? I have bullshit 313 memorized, but it'd be so much easier to just type "bullshit the best" into youtube. This is my favorite ep and thanks for the upload :]

  • You can use Good Orderly Direction as your Higher Power and do the steps if you can delude yourself into thinking that you are turning your will over to it. Will isn't something you can give away. If so, what would you be using if you took it back? Just more delusional thinking from a faith healing cult.

  • The guy eating caviar doesn't know you don't use metal spoons for eating caviar?

  • @mundotaku

    That's a myth.

  • @KiloByte69 No, its not. You can look for Mother Pearl Spoons.

  • @mundotaku

    Waste of money, it comes in a metal can anyway.

  • @KiloByte69 No, the good caviar comes in glass.

  • Restaurant sequence at 6:44.

  • 5:05 HAHAHAHA SO AWESOME!!! PENN IS THE BEST

  • I guess so, he's filthy F#@@ing Rich which you will never ever be..

  • I learned from something watching all of penn&Teller's video that most not all Americans are stupid if you lie to them that one particular thing is worth while of having.

  • I just went and saw a play that had the actor guy in it

  • "What's the best animal you have for 300 dollars?"

    "Best? That's a matter of opinion. Personally, I prefer the electric slug."

    "That's a stupid animal! YOU'RE stupid! I said I want the best one!"

  • @GreenGearMood That's a hell of a good parrot.

  • @GreenGearMood

    how about 500 lizards? :)

  • i wish i had a portable version of Penn to narrate my life and thoughts...

  • @FromTheBXToTheNP they should make an app for that.....

  • @FromTheBXToTheNP I have Teller constantly narrating my life. No one has commented on it yet, though

  • @floyd316 i would want teller to follow me around and act out everything i say or think kinda like he does with penn

  • @FromTheBXToTheNP one wrong move and he would sit there and go "YOU FUCKING ASS WIPE BITCH! I HAVEN'T MET A MORE TERRIBLE EXCUSE OF AIR SUCKING PIG IN MY LIFE! GAAAA! Asshole."

  • @FromTheBXToTheNP Teller would be much more easy to carry.

  • @FromTheBXToTheNP id totally invest in that

  • @FromTheBXToTheNP You mean, like... a brain? All good broskie, just fire it up (don't forget to go into task manager and kill ego.exe, it's a virus that corrupts your data).

  • Prop guy is pretty cute.

  • @tweethang1:

    I agree!! No amount of money is better than sex, EVER!!!

  • one of the best shows ever :)

  • Isn't there a censored version of this show called "B.S.!"? What do they censor? The f-bombs?

  • angry humor is the best...

  • Don;t you mean.... THE BEST! Dohoho

  • lol pda's. old video is old

  • hilarious

  • Ha! he calls himself PDAGEEK!?!. The first PDA was the Newton in 1993.. Of course

  • Isn't Tim the Cromartie Terminator form "Sarah Connor Chronicles"?

  • It's appropriate the show is called "Bullshit" since that is exactly what this show is spreading.

    They cherry-pick facts and spread half-truths to spread a corporate agenda and pass it off as just being skeptical. Their bias is overwhelmingly obvious.

  • @phrixil They admit to their bias.

  • @phrixil

    That's all true, but the actual statistics they quoted about the rise and fall of rape are true as well. Also, it is true that that woman compared anyone who looks at porn with rapists and child molestation.

  • @phrixil They definitely cherry pick facts alright. This is the worst show ever.

  • IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST... etc

  • "sexual favours not even possible" well you can get a dildo app on android so shove it Penn

  • Stop buying expensiveshit to make you feel good, just get stoned. Makes you feel good for a looong tiimmee :)

  • @BrianPeppers098 what slow dumb and hungry? ill pass

  • If I were rich and famous, I'd take a taxi instead of a limo. xP

  • That guy who was talking about cars clearly wasn´t in to cars. If i got corvette with a 500 hp I would be smiling every morning i start that v8. My point is, If you really love something and it makes you happy, it dosen´t matter if you put all your money in to it and get the best.

  • @SCAREDBANANA What this show's point is, "Don't keep buying shit to make yourself feel good. You can have something that's "okay" and be perfectly happy with it. And yes, if you really love something and it makes you happy, go for it. So long as it you are completely satisfied with it. And even if you THOUGHT you wanted an expensive high-performance luxury car, keep your eyes open. You may love a car that's very practical, extremely reliable, clever or gets 50mpg, yet costs pennies to own.

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  • Love the look on the red heads face, she mad, pretentious cunt just got pwned +5 likes, +10 wins

  • IT WAS PERFECT! LMFAO!

  • THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST *gets shot*

  • pop tarts and fruit loops FTW!

  • @annythepip breakfeast of MEN!!!

  • @annythepip I must be getting old - I just had to Google 'FTW' in order to find out WTF it meant.

  • @venomfanex LOL xD.

  • @venomfanex

    Well I would have said it meant "Fuck The Wankers", so WGAF.

  • @venomfanex You're not the only one... I thought it meant f**k the what :(

  • @venomfanex Sure you're getting old. But that doesn't mean that people saying "ftw" isn't the dumbest fucking thing in the entire world.

  • @leahkdross That's wonderfully selfish of you to have done that; exposing everyone in public to your illness just so you wouldn't miss the show. It's shit like that which makes the whole world suck a little more for everyone.

    If you're sick, stay HOME!

  • the average american family has FIFTEEN credit and bank cards....?

    FIFTEEN?!

  • that matt miller guy, the one obsessed with PDA's, is a moron what a worthless way to waste all your money amassing PDAs . . . he's the marketing department's from Sony, Microsoft, Verizon, Apple etc. etc. wet dream come alive they laugh all the way to the bank when dumbasses like him "have to have the latest and greatest" models

  • You guys are doing an amazing job thank you very much :)

  • Dude would you please put the title of the episode onto the title for youtube? Thank you.

  • @And181377 No! Then they take down!!

    Gotta be sneaky

  • I hate when people judge other people based on if they have and i pod or if they don't have a cell phone!! I knew that i would love this episode!!

  • best word ever? BULLSHIT!

  • wtf Robin Leach just shows up out of no where thats why I love this show! lol

  • <3 beanbag chairs

  • @420KushBlazin she is a law student; clearly her decisions in life so far have not been "the best"

  • This great series was wasted on america

  • @rewirewi

    i've gotten quite a bit out of it.

  • "the pursuit of the best is one of the worst wastes of time there is"

  • These are hilarious

  • I also like beanbag chairs...

  • Penn and teller show is really FUNNII those two are fair and smart =)

  • @chvyant I want your weed!!!!!!

  • I like beanbag chairs, they are comfy :)

  • Five stars for the guy juggling beanbags!

  • @Manik2Magik Are you implying he might be the best?

  • If someone made a big deal about the food they were serving me, I'd just smile and say it was great no matter how bad it tasted. The real test is whether or not that customer comes back a second time.

  • Like those "best of" music compilations.

  • Aw Robert, you fuckin' party pooper....

  • Listen closely at 4:02

  • you know the show has writers right?

  • Thanks for introducing me to Penn and Teller, who presumably appear on American TV despite the abundant bad language which would not be permitted on the BBC. They remind me of Olly and Stan. Teller,surprisingly manages to maintain an effective screen presence without uttering a syllable. in the ancient tradition of the mute clown. Very funny and socially valuable..

  • I'm sure channel 4 would run this show.

  • Shut the fuck up

  • Shut the fuck up!!

  • "the abundant bad language which would not be permitted on the BBC".

    Have you been living on the Moon?

    Not before 9pm - perhaps so - but maybe that's past your bed-time.

  • @Hendrikdevuile They're on ShoTime, which is a channel that charges extra to watch and thus can broadcast anything they want.

  • haha nope the bbc is infinitely more lenient about language this show is on shotime its a premium cable channal that no one gets

  • nigger and poofter for example are no longer on the BBC's bad word list.

  • you sound like an absolute CUNT

    I tell you who its okay to make fun of ... vitriolic, obese losers who vent their pathetic frustrations on the internet

  • like that bloke eating caviar?

  • @WhiteTiger225

    "Poofter": way to keep up with the times, BBC!

  • @jimbrown257 I no rite? :D

    But yeah, even old that is still an offensive word, and one the BBC allows.

  • hahah poosfter, that word is so comedically gay

  • *poofter! rofl rectum raiding shirt lifting shit stabbing batty chichi man

  • @Hendrikdevuile ... what? They say fuck on the BBC all the fucking time.

  • @Hendrikdevuile Uh, they have swearwords all the time on the BBC. They sometimes let Frankie fucking Boyle on the BBC. The USA actually has way stricter rules than Britain does..

  • @blackjamm OK, you people, I have been out of my home country (UK) for a long time and it would be no surprise to me if the standard of decency in language had deteriorated further in the interim. But surely they have retained the 9 o'clock watershed by when the tinies should have been put to bed? Btw, wtf is "Frankie f*cking Boyle"? And to think that the saintly commentator Richard Dimbleby got suspended for saying "Jesus wept!" at our present queen's wedding! O tempora, O mores! (Cicero).

  • @Hendrikdevuile Just... wikipedia Frankie Boyle. And yes, of course they've got the 9 o' clock watershed, but do you really think something like Bullshit, if it were on in the UK, would go out before the watershed anyway?

  • @Hendrikdevuile "Not be permitted on the BBC?" What are you dribbling about?

  • the "best" is specific to an individual's opinion. nothing more, nothing less. what works for some does not for others. its just a shame that the "best" is often associated with "most popular" and what works for you is sometimes not as important as what does work for everyone else.

  • Only if you're a douchey attention whore.  After all, does anyone ever spend huge amounts on champagne, caviar, cars etc... when there's no one around to see it?

  • Bullshit.

  • DAMNIT PENN! i wanted to hear what he had to say about his hardware!