Mel B swears on Live and Kicking

[neilramjee]

If you're common, you can only hide your lack of class so much.

Bless Sarah Cawood for nudging her.

[ZZZapJohnnyII]

Katy Hill watched this clip after someone sent it to her on twitter!

[SimonDolan]

Typical trailer trash behaviour from her. What would you expect?

[pufferfishish]

Well it was their fault for lining that sentence up for her to finish it... what did they expect??

[wheezechisel]

Yuh complete set of BASTARDS, yuh! OOOOOOOORRGGHHH!!

[NongIsRad]

@wheezechisel HAHAHAH!!! "Me minge is kickin' out a right PONG!!"

[dee74raz]

What year is this from ?

[OXLEYCRUSHER]

Mel B is gorgeous,and a true Yorkshire lass,bless you,say it how it is!

[OldSchoolRasslin]

Mel B is a foul-mouthed Yorkshire slag.

[ItsRudyInnit]

LMFAO I'm sorry but that was hilarious! Lighten up people kids have heard it all before whether you like it or not.

[frannywaggle]

Ha ha ha you can hear how she's scoled afterwards!

[prodge]

@MrCaporegime You racist twunt.

[OptikC]

ps. Cunt

[OptikC]

Woman in the middle's reaction is the funniest part. Probably a fact... but yeah... big balls init.

[bradz848]

lol it was actuelley spanker pmsl

[Klovadkov]

Handy Andy !!! Kid's TV used to be so cool....

[mrinvincible2001]

SO FUNNY!!!

[anarchotrent]

To be honest 'wanker' isn't really that bad. It's kind of in between 'bugger' and 'fuck' IMO. And apparently there's only one word you CANNOT say on TV unless it's in an 18 movie or consented by the channel... cunt.

[GavSalkeld]

@anarchotrent Plenty of 15 movies have the C word in em. An Officer and a Gentleman, Hot Fuzz, The Devil's Own...

[ZZZapJohnnyII]

Do you have the full episode of this Pete?

[AlinaAnn]

I hate it when Americans think words like wanker are up there with mild curses like bugger and bloody (which incidentally very few people say now unless they're over 50). It's like they think 'oh, quaint merry old England.' No.

[DaveBTHunt]

Sarah Cawood's reaction is just so incredibly priceless, it should have its own 24hr Security Team.

[november1ish]

Do the kind thing and just put this sub- human down.

[murphy341]

shows what a common fool she is

[oneindapink]

Mel B is a fucking wanker haha

[drsmokesweed]

mel b is fit now!!!!

[RORYgaff]

haha forgot about that one BUS WANKER!!

[RORYgaff]

You lot need to man up. Why does this bother people so much?!

Kids aren't going to run around shouting 'wanker' just cos they heard it once on a tv program.

Mel B is just a big joker, iconic and a big credit to England. I think its hilarious lol.

[joevictor53]

@RORYgaff You obviously haven't seen the Inbetweeners

BUS WANKERS!!!!

[mistaben2k]

Mel B really has no class and is an an ebarrisment to England.

[110yd0]

@mistaben2k Your spelling is an EMBARRASSMENT to the world.

[Faeden]

@mistaben2k Do not forget an embarrassment to women also. The whole Spice Girls thing did so much to make women look cheap and brainless. How is acting like a mindless whore "Girl power"?

[charliechutney]

She's only saying what the scriptwriters wanted everyone thinking. What's the difference between saying "wanker" and thinking it with a cheeky smile? It's still a kids show. Double standards by the programme makers.

[iMIKK]

Thank you Britain.

[chainsawz]

she said wanker because it rhymes with thank her, XD

[prodge]

@chainsawz Wow, thanks for explaining the gag.

[vezchez]

That was over so quickly, I don't think any kids would pick up what she said. Even so, you don't just say 'wanker' on a kids show :p what a retard!

[LJay54]

spot on haha she was quick as a flash!:D

[shootingstarzzz]

how is wanker a swear word? idnt that like a common used word for the britts?

[stevey2020]

@shootingstarzzz yeah..but so is cunt

[Nogli]

@shootingstarzzz Indeed, it's way up there with the f-word. There was a big fuss recently, as an episode of The Simpsons uses the word twice ("Trash of the Titans"), and it was aired at 6PM. Of course it was fine for the US audience, but here in the UK,it slipped through the censors and it got a fair few complaints.

[prodge]

@shootingstarzzz You've got a lot of growing up to do.

[YourOasis97]

@prodge he/she is obviously not british. and me neither since i still don't understand what it is.

[mattchew02]

@prodge Is it seriously a swear word in Britain? It's not even in Australia. It's so common and tame.

[lampsy8thelegend]

@prodge haha.. you lege.

[sophwalk1]

@shootingstarzzz you know here in Britain we have another word for stupid people like you... its GROW THE FUCK UP

[shootingstarzzz]

@sophwalk1 thats actually a phrase....not a word. but ya, calm down i didnt know. jesus christ.

[sophwalk1]

@shootingstarzzz sorry, its just i get pissed really easily cos im english, and everyone takes the piss out of our accent, and how we behave, it just annoys me...

[shootingstarzzz]

@sophwalk1 i wasent dissing your accent...at all. I just did not know that in your culture, Wanker was a really bad swear word. thats all..

[neilgodfreyy2k]

@shootingstarzzz Im guessing your american mate. Ive seen "Wanker" used on american TV shows on prime time. I guess it doesnt have the same meaning over there. It's the same as "Jerk off" which wouldnt be allowed on Prime time usa.

[CreeWilly]

@shootingstarzzz: A wanker is someone who masturbates. Still confused?...

[Bucketheadhead]

@shootingstarzzz you think people just go around saying wanker? No it's not a very common word to use in civilised conversation.

[mrg466]

wanker is singular, you mean wankers. Not to be confused with wankered which is completely different

[hardcorejoey88]

@shootingstarzzz its definitely a swear word! Don't you know what it means?

[ilikebeubz]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

[theSICKESTPANDA]

im american. my moms spanish and my dads irish and welsh(of all things). we use wanker quite a bit and so do all my friends. it not like they said nob or cunt. tho a swear word it is still mild.

[rottweiler124]

@theSICKESTPANDA you do realise that this is a childrens daytime tv program and that wanker is a rather crude term used to describe male masterbation?? its not considered mild here

[innit27]

typical n*******

[TheDarklord0211]

LOL!

[mcflurey667]

HOW DO!!! MEL B HERE!

[jasonandersonx]

@mcflurey667 Vintage bo selecta reference.

[mcflurey667]

@jasonandersonx indeed dude, bo selecta was awsome

[emokidx555]

LOL, I remember that episode.

[Hadouken471]

americans stole live and kicking?

[blobby1972]

lets face it he never should have used sutch a rhym in the first place on a kids show she only sliped because she is a bit thick .

[oafc1895]

@blobby1972 You reply to my comment about her being a thick Yorkshire numpty and correct my spelling because I'd typed a post too fast and missed an R our of Yorkshire and the spell such with a t and slipped with a 1 p. The irony.

Laughable my friend.

By the way, all you've done after slating my previous post, is repeat it's content in a far less humorous way. strange chap

[blobby1972]

@oafc1895well son .........err oh bollocks I can't be arsed ...keep up the good work .now go have a brew inth ginnel

[oafc1895]

@blobby1972 Take care Blobby, good attempt at a joke aswell... I saw what you tried to do at least.

[oafc1895]

@blobby1972PS, I am working on the assumption that your anger stems from you being a thick Yorkshire numpty also. Just try to deal with it and take light from the fact it is socially acceptable to be a little dim on the wrong side of the Pennines.

Yo missed the e off rhyme aswell son x

[caturn88]

Oh DJ Pied Pipper, remember him... NO, fucking mong! But I do recall Live and Kicking, it was fucking shit!

[Bille994]

haha what a legend

[MrPomdownunder]

I suppose Eddie Murphy likes lasses that swear !!

[79Sarwar]

WTF is she doing drunk on a morning kids show.

Stupid bitch.

I'd love to slap the bitch out of her.

[SeyMe2]

@79Sarwar Lovely. Beat up a woman.

[Vehement78]

Is wanker a swear word? Perhaps to the sensitive ultra pc masses, good on her for saying it, if the presenter and writers want to mince around with weak humour and allude to something why not just say it...

[alexkevans]

@Vehement78 It might not be seen as a swear word per se... but that wasn't the point... Parents don't wanna have to explain to their children what a wanker is lol... It might not be a swear word, but its difinitely not good for children's ears...

[Vehement78]

@alexkevans neither are the spice girls,...it's up to the prats that write the stuff not to allude to silly humour then, she called their bluff by saying it, if that offends middle britain and gets the show in trouble then great.

[alexkevans]

@Vehement78 Yeah good point :/

[Waterlooville2010]

How is saying 'wanker' on a kids show politically incorrect? It's just a dumb mistake.

[calummclaughlin]

legendary.

[VBPoshFan]

WANKER!!!

[ArkhanTheBlack1]

Mel B = Stupid attention seeking failed has-been media whore

[prodge]

Er, "wanker" has been swear word for decades in the UK. So you're wrong.

[jesusarnold]

Learn to read before you reply to comments

[prodge]

I read it 3 times, you're still wrong.

C, Nonsense in comment, 0:0

[jesusarnold]

Go back to school then, because I have absolutely no idea what bearing your reply had on me saying that "wanker" is not a mild swear word, and that Americans have only had experience of it recently. The only thing I can imagine is that you only read half my comment and missed out words, reading it as something like "when this program was out in the UK wanker was not a swear word" instead of what it actually said.

[prodge]

Now I see "Comment removed by author".

[jesusarnold]

That comment was just a reply to you I made in error, it was just a repetition of what I'd already said so there was little point in it being there.

[4081kieran]

what the fuck are you talkin about.

[BooRikkaaa101]

COCK, PUSSY, MOTHERFUCKER, ASSHOLE-these are real swear words, not pussy british curses.

[BenjKris]

oh dear, you think "pussy" & "ASShole are swear words? no, just no

[BooRikkaaa101]

they are worse than a stupid word like "wanker". that doesn't sound bad at all, only something pompous british fags wouldn't want to hear. oh my god she said "wanker" my kids will never be the same know that they know this dirty language.

[BenjKris]

That's the way you've been brought up though isn't it, that's the American culture, that's how it varies from British & Irish culture, do you not understand that? There is such thing as people outside of America, there's a little thing called CULTURE which you have to take into account, not everyone has to abide by American culture & the way Americans think & live their lives. If you had understand that then you'll hopefully stop posting pathetic comments on youtube .

[prodge]

BooRikkaaa101 spectacularly misses the point, like a Fox News presenter on a visit to a scientist's laboratory.

[ziggydamaestro]

Well done - how grown up of you. Your mother must be so proud of you...

[smidd90]

ASSHOLE? I think you will probably find this is the tamest insult thats ever existed.. I would be more offended if somebody called me a "silly billy" than an ASSHOLE... stupid obese american cunts :)

[XOH4YB]

even those are from english language which is our language

[SuperCakelover]

im sorry, are we supposed to be impressed by this or sumthing?

[SuperCakelover]

thats directed at boorikkaaa101 btw, and not at the video.

[prodge]

Pussy and cock are swear words? Oh puh-lease.

[BooRikkaaa101]

what the fuck is wrong with wanker?

[boondoggle6]

another typically foul-mouthed spice gel who thinks it funny to swear

[woowoker]

giving is good as long as your getting

[danuk2k7]

WANKA LOL

[BCJ1985]

Gosh, am I the only one who finds this funny? That rhyme was just asking for a response like that.

[oafc1895]

That was the point you fool - It didn't need to be said, Inuendo.. Well over your head obviously

[freqeist]

rubin83: spot on.

also ojideagu you talk utter crap, have you ever actualy lived within British culture?

[ronniedeenwho]

As MJ would say, before you do the ryhme, think about the time.

It's good night from me.

And it's good night from the motherfucker. OW.

[smellytrout]

LOL! yeah but the producers were so asking for that, what else would of rhymed with 'thank her' ?

[ooxcfhxoo]

wanker isnt allowed on tv?

[Flickyhecky]

Not on a kids show at 10am it's not!

[ojideagu]

Not on a bloody daytime kids show! Wanker is as bad as saying shit.

[rubino83]

I have some equally "subtle humor":

If you think rhyming swears is subtle,

you're piss out of luck.

Go ahead, tell me different.

But I don't give a

[volchaise]

wow...wanker. now i can see if she went on a cursing spree - fuck you motherfucker, kiss my ass...all that stuff. but wanker? quite mild in my eyes.

[UTubeGeekette]

Wanker IS mild. But not at 10am on kid's TV with 'innocent' children watching (although tbh I'm sure they've heard it before'.)

[ojideagu]

I wouldnt say wanker is that mild. You cant say it until after 9PM.

[UTubeGeekette]

Yeah, what I meant was AFTER 9pm wanker wouldn't be considered bad. It's quite a mild swear word. But before, especially on children's TV it's definitely a faux pas! :)

[stingray0000001]

she well said wanker lol

[evolnieveilebi]

I couldn't even determine what she said. What *did* she say?

[TrueBlueHalliday]

Wanker

[givmespace]

kids probly didnt know what a" wanker" was anyway they probly thought " yeah good ryhme"

[81brett83]

HA HA Oh the irony !!, Here you are talking about class, when you go an put a copy of it on youtube, where kids can view it.

The class indeed !!!

[prodge]

Er, what parents leave their kids to view ANYTHING on the internet unsupervised?

Ones with no class.

Consider yourself a cretin.

[midtown292]

@prodge Here, here!!

[anycolouryouwant]

@prodge dont throw the word class around like you are somehow superior to others .

[prodge]

@anycolouryouwant I don't. Being superior to Mel B is just something almost anyone can do.

[RORYgaff]

@prodge Most parents leave their kids to search what they want...they don't stand behind their kids watching what they are looking at.

Did your parents stand behind you censoring what u did or didn't search?

[prodge]

@RORYgaff "Most parents"... EPIC FAIL - unless you can prove to me that you have met >50% of all parents in the world.

[RORYgaff]

@prodge I have no stats...but I was thinking what would be going through the mind of parents. You wouldn't want ur kid seeing or hearing this, but u wouldn't watch every key they press on the keyboard and by not doing so, being classed as unclassy.

[vadkaboy]

i,d ride her

[FanBoySpice]

You think the presenter was displaying 'subtle humour'? First of all, the rhyme he was saying wasn't funny or have any place on kids' tv any more than the word 'wanker' does. Secondly, it's only a word and if kids watching were traumatised by it then they really shouldn't be near a TV in the first place! A bit of realism please? Kids hear far worse in the playground for crying out loud!

[prodge]

Who said kids were traumatised?

Kids do hear far worse in the playground, such as the c-word. So shall we shout that word repeatedly at kids? It's okay, right?

[FanBoySpice]

See how I blew that out of proportion there? Exaggerated the situation by insinuating young children were left scarred for life by hearing that word etc etc? Well you've done it yourself so get off your high horse. Stop making out like there was some horrible, malicious intent behind it. Just a foolish mistake. People are aloud to make them - hers just happened to be on TV.

[xbrandnewx]

spot on mate!

[Jimbojub]

geez you act like she killed someone

[Yvning]

Oh, get off her back. For the love of god, it's a word. It was a mistake. People make them. Sometimes you forget your surroundings and just say what you feel. She just said what she felt--as she always does. For Christsake, she's only human. Anyway...I thought it was funny as hell. Get over yourselves.

[Sonnetalex]

mel b is a legend

[prodge]

Reality TV legend? Bo Selecta legend? Failed sitcom writer legend?

[everyplatewebreak]

All of those and less.

[rubino83]

You can say 'fuck' live but everyone's ass shuts tight when someone says the w-word.

[prodge]

No, you can't say the f word live on kids TV.

[ojideagu]

This was a 10am kids show you moron not an adult show. Try saying Shit on the Disney Club and tell me that would be ok.

[rubino83]

I don't think Hanna Montana would be making witty rhymes inviting the audience to swear.

[ojideagu]

she's not a child she's an adult allegedly. If she cant hold her tongue on a kids show it shows her immiturity. There is something called innuendo which adults learn.

[rubino83]

Innuendo doesn't belong on kids' shows. If you don't want a guest to say wanker, don't invite the kids viewing to say wanker.

[ojideagu]

Britain has a tradition of Innuendo in even family TV. On deal or no deal the host said "What a Banker" implying What a wanker. That goes out at 4pm in the daytime.

The video game called Bad MotherTruckers was reviewed on a kids TV show with no problems.

Maybe the the Rhyme was missplaced but that doesnt mean Mel B should shout out Wanker.

[prodge]

No, here in Britain, whenever we want to say penis, we say 'ktco83'.

[ktco83]

i still dont understand whats so bad about wanker? doesnt it mean dick?

[prodge]

Ktco83, where you do get your understanding of English slang? Inside a cereal packet?

[ktco83]

whatever guess ill never know what the fuck it means

[prodge]

If only there was a worldwide network of computers where you could search for information...

[cranbrook]

lmao

[todieforinterrupted]

I wonder what year this was. I used to fancy that presenter!

x

[oafc1895]

It was funnier with the suggestiveness of what he said - everyone knew what it rhymed with but with her being a thick yorrkshire numpty went and ruined it - tool

[4081kieran]

i could have sworn she was from Liverpool

[oafc1895]

Dirty Leeds

[blobby1972]

@oafc1895 Talk about thick its" thick Yorkshire numpti".with only 1 r not double r .and a capital Y .but I see you posted this a year ago so you might have moved on the grown up books by now.

[oafc1895]

@blobby1972 I feel the irony of your reply will be lost on you. Good try though.

[manassehd]

its not her fault she said it was an outburst if ur gonna blame antone blame the show producers ,writers n da host ect for sayin dat stupid poem n puttin in da show for kids. everyone knew wat they was gettin at. she jus said it out allowed witch is natural when someone says something like that. go mel b!!. shes real!!

[eezysqueezy]

But seriously, where has Trey Farley gone? That man was destined for big things. Hecould have been the next Andi Peters...

[Flipflopab]

Nut seriously, where has Andi Peters gone? That man was detined for bog things. Hecould have been the next Trey Farley

[eezysqueezy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You had me at 'cunt'.

[bronzip696]

why are you arguing because of this..?

[stevepjk]

because some people would pick an argument in an empty room

and swearing is completely fucking unnecessary anyway

[craigjsm]

"because some people would pick an argument in an empty room"

Or just about any YouTube comment field they happen upon.

[0badboy0]

lol

[CopyriteInfringement]

the man from U2 sed "wanker" in the simpsons once, it was on channel 4 at like 6pm. if an american TV show uses the word wanker they get away with it. like that time on buffy also.

[prodge]

Live And Kicking was a kids TV programme. Unlike Buffy or The Simpsons. Work it out.

[CopyriteInfringement]

the simsons is for everyone, lots of kids watch it, and thats not the point the point is they still sed it before 9pm which is just as bad as what mel b did, anyway who cares?, swearing is great if anyone is every stupid enough to put me on live TV i will say " cunt, wanker, fucker, cunt, minge ,cock ,bellend ,shit ,prick ,cunt wanker, fuckbag ,wankbag, cuntbag, cunt wank ,cunt" ok? swearing is fun, even more fun on live TV.

[prodge]

You've just proven why you'll never be on TV. I've been on TV (including live stuff) quite a few times, never felt the need to act like a total immature tosswit such as yourself.

[CopyriteInfringement]

thats because youre a posh twat. and its also becuase you dont have the balls to swear on TV.

[prodge]

Swearing doesn't take balls, any dickhead can do it, as you are proving very well. Calling George Bush a C word would be brilliant, but what Mel B did on kids TV was just embarrassingly shit and unfunny.