Apple Keynote Bloopers!!

[flappospammo]

all the macs were running early builds of osx 10.1 or the very flaky os 8 & 9 , plus they're all G4 macs

i know my stuff - unlike you , dork

[flappospammo]

these were the motorola years

nuff said

[FranksTube86]

@flappospammo you are the epitome of an apple fanboy. excuses excuses excuses. "apple is perfect apple is perfect apple is perfect" <---you with the voice of a programmed robot.

[flappospammo]

@FranksTube86

sorry , but you're a fucking moron

try looking at the video and digest

[Viczey]

Also a genius can do wrong :P Love you Steve.

[TheDragsterd]

231 people got fired...

[qhoa1385]

this shows how dumb Crapple fansissy are, he got applauded for messing up, sigh...

[ScopedHunter]

All of this happend in period between 2000 - 2005/6. Apple is now way beyond!

[3674087574175895618]

it just werks!!!

[GarrettStoffel]

After reading his book, I wonder how many rampages Steve went on for his keynotes not going as planned. Was probably a ball of fury.

[Josiah77]

What! Macs have bugs? I thought they weren't sent from God himself. Geez guys, they're just computers made by humans, which all are capable of errors. Btw I own 3 Macs, so I have a balanced view on this..

[BeeblesTV]

50,000 employees where fired as a result of these bloopers.

[UrNitemare21str]

he was human n wasnt perfect but he perfected wut others flawed in

R.I.P Steve Jobs

[UrZNL]

This is what shows they're human after all..

[RubertusTHErising]

apple is crap

[appleism100]

@RubertusTHErising So why did you bother to search for APPLE keynote bloopers?

[CR4Z3DMONK3Y]

@appleism100 if he was like me then it was in his suggestions- lololololololololololololol

[RubertusTHErising]

@appleism100 i have do know a lot of a thing that i could say that it is crap ;-) thats just my opinion. i disslike apple because i feel that i have there a lack of opportunities to do things.

opinions differ from person to person.

[trashypickles]

over 1 billion people got fired from these screw ups

[mdavidtan]

These make today's Apple keynotes success. Not more laggy and unexpected things happen.

[twies888]

Nice memories!!!

[changkitty]

Some sayings of Steve's that I know. "Its pretty awesome when it works." "Dont trust a computer you cant throw out a window." Thats all I know.. Someone fill me in with more sayings :D

[burningsponge]

@changkitty "our computers our great"

that one gave me a kick :p

[iihave7]

Steve Jobs, telling it like it is

[WinXPwhiz]

@0prahTV wow you're a fucking loser. Now why don't you go watch fat ass Oprah on TV?

[7093948]

when was the speech made?

[alienkishorekumar]

Steve Jobs and Apple are the best - PC user

[wininformatica]

We love Jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kiheinoah808]

At all apple meetings all mostly all people are asian. (im asian too)

[kfki]

'i don't what it is (stating the terms) but it works!' IMAO!

[superdudeb1]

Yah I need help over here, its technical.

[GraydonW]

LOL Mac gaming; a joke.

[BabylonsKing]

Wow it's stevy B.J.obs having sex with his apple toys...ahhhh how nice...

[IAmToCold]

It just werkz.

[HotpointForever]

Authentication with Keberos and whatever-that-is!

[RNClarke76]

Steve could make a hard situation lighter

[murpot69]

Rip

[boxofpi314]

The ultimate blooper would be the Mac giving him the BSOD.

[LinkShack]

iPad 3D. Say what now?

[PECOAAC]

Think of all the bad things that could've been on screen when he searched "love" Maybe there's a reason he switched to that picture accidentally ;O

[StSteveofthejobs]

Just like mediocre comedians, ridiculous. But when it came to insider business, they are like fucking sharks, lying towards their customers etc. Not amused.

[PaperCrafts141]

RIP Steve

[thanhpluv]

I love this company haha

[BJJComputer]

In one of Bill Gates' launches, his computer crashed! It was far worse than this. RIP Steve. Mac>PC

[tzuten]

@0prahTV douche

[AllUrUtubeRbelong2me]

I sure wish we could have a higher quality version of this nice compilation.

[robthesamplist]

Thank you Steve.

[miker2209]

I miss Steve :(

[brandonduwen1900]

look like steve job only know about apple stuff

[TheVerandaguy]

Lol Sony rep

[AnimalCrossingFor3DS]

By the end of all the bloopers in this video, 7,000 became jobless.

[Inc305Mr]

Guess how many people gets fired each time something like that happens

[0neMinecraft]

@Inc305Mr About 100

[kiloah92]

lmao the camera and quake thing they spent the entire beginning dissing windows! karmas a bitch :P

[christophersdin]

I started to tear up halfway through this vid i guess god needed a genius.

[MrDanieluke]

Just goes to show you that even Steve Jobs wasn't perfect.

[Endoom76]

@MrDanieluke He was probably the less perfect person in the world, in fact he was just a disgusting and violent human being. But he was a genius, and he brought incredible technologies that changed the face of the world.

R.I.P.

[TheBreakingOhio]

2:08 Wait Apple made Windows XP?

[jatinpahwa1]

man phil was phat

[Mostwantedo]

Can't believe wont see Steve anymore on the keynotes...

[gck86]

steve jobs, we missed you!

[nickklein09]

I bet that asian guy got fired. 1:06

[turkbros]

@nickklein09 that asian guy is the CEO of sony, you idiot.

[caviper1]

Spontaneous? check at 1:53

[gtarules1]

Steve Jobs was funny, aww, man, why did he have to die!? CURSE YOU CANCER!!! RIP Steve!

[itspennysboat]

I LOVES YOU STEVE JOBS :3

[kyleh616]

I loved Steve Jobs keynote speeches. I remember most of these. I am going to miss him so much.

[bunntime]

haha I remember when he told everyone to turn off the wifi on their iPhones during the iPhone 4 keynote (i think it was that one) because it was causing the examples to run super slow

[Samuel24842]

LoL you can hear the audience's surprise to his throwing the camera, he was pissed off :L then makes it worse from throwing it by damaging it, lol temper temper R.I.P man

[animefan419]

even when steve fails he is still awesome

[ubudog32]

RIP Steve you will be missed.

[masteratadobeother]

rip steve

[rodrigocms]

Nem sempre funciona... Ate com ele... "that is why we have backup system"

[MegaSilverEyE]

RIP Steve but this is so damn funny!!

[Deymo5]

RIP Steve =(

[SwimmerTechReviews]

All of Steve's bloopers are better than Tim Cook speaking normally

[Ekphrasys]

@SwimmerTechReviews agree...

[jdomenech1986]

@SwimmerTechReviews Don't bash Tim yet. He's only done one event so far.

[Macintoshmani12]

I dont know what that is.. but it works!

[douvil]

Well.. Sometimes you gotta fail to get better

[Akira1422]

I hate Apple with a passion, but Steve Jobs was one of the 3 big guys in computers. The world wouldn't be where it is today if it wasn't for Jobs, Woz, and Gates. Sad to see this happen to a great guy.

[makistudio]

Él era un ser humano como cualquiera y es eso lo que lo hace mucho más extraordiario

[airjordanzzzz]

RIP Steve Jobs

[Yggbertz]

I don't know what that is...but it works! R.I.P.

[kostalex537]

we will remember you, Steve. R.I.P

[d3333x]

RIP Steve

[iwantm21]

R.I.P



[merritt2014]

Wow I'm not really a big apple fan but RIP steve

[CopyriteInfringement]

heeeeeeee's dead

[BULLDOGS476]

steve jobs so calm i love him so much, i don't want him to go chairman

[jwbjnwolf]

@ShortCreeper should you be in a dirrerent place than YouTube with that talk? Especially when it is on a video about apple or on one of my videos

[marlenedesu]

SKB did not bring me here. I don't even know who that is.

[SeanPRODucktions]

apple sucks!!

[barry123best]

@SeanPRODucktions u suck

[liaaam1]

sad thing is..there still waiting for Quake 3 to load

[aboodankaboot]

I think that's what Steve Jobs says to his wife at night: "Trust me, it works."

[InvisiMan2006]

wow, the Sony guy choked hard :-O

[ShortCreeper]

@InvisiMan2006 oh, well your mom choked on my dick hard

[MoldytoasterMedia]

minutes after each of these mistakes, someone that works at Apple was murdered. JK

[playmaka2007]

Heh, these are some pretty funny fails :P But none as bad as windows!

[TajJad8]

SKB sent me

[FrostyGerman]

No shit skb brought you here you jerkoffs, no need to say it dumbshit fuckheads bonerfaces.

[KayakServer]

steve jobs you are a cool guy

[MrRoyBoii]

This is why you go to college...

[Futureshopmac]

@MrRoyBoii Really? What have you done with your life? Have you coded an OS?

[MrRoyBoii]

@Futureshopmac Wow I'm not being serious and this video mostly consists of fails which are due to horrible preparation and rehearsal for the events which has minimal similarity with coding an OS.

[pokemario6456]

What's that say at 0:57?

[EB1089]

"Well let an expert see if he can turn it on..." hahaha, what an effing a-hole Jobs can be! And he threw the freakin camera! LOL! Wth??

[clicktotouch]

Thumbs up if not some soldier brought you here and you had known the video before!

[ringlol]

Linux > all

[gecko77z]

Backup your system apple fanboys :)

[Sol4Pistons]

Like if you thought he was holding an iPad at 4:10

[cd949604]

I don't know. but it works!

[GetafeMagic]

Even the best make mistakes haha they are only human after all (: haha

[Showkeyable]

Mac will always be awesome

[jmmyjimmy106]

"Adaptive Latent Semantic Analysis, now what is this? Well, I don't know, but it WORKS!" Lmfao.

[expertontech]

And thats why Windows will always be better for gaming!!

[battisa]

At least i didn't crash like 98!

[RizzyWow]

As a Mac user I find this funny :)

[quatros1000]

Steve Jobs is a real asshole throwing the broken camera at his assistant.

[zaewon]

wasnt that funny

[thewiitry]

@Rockstar110percent Tim doesn't do the keynote I know he's the CEO but Steve jobs promised that he will still.

[Hmwvd]

music is the best

[Rockstar110Percent]

Looking forward to Tim Cooks bloopers

[honson7]

Painful.



[SnowConeHospitalers]

Lol I never knew how funny Steve is.

[optimusmikey]

Ahh even Steve Jobs doesnt know how to use a Mac shows how much it sucks

[iThinkNinja]

soldierknowsbest

[jazzo44556]

asian man stutters to much

[MisterDrumngun]

All of Steve Jobs' early signs were prominent 

[tacozillavs]

fuck apple

[EHHNURGEE]

thats y i love steve jobs he so relaxed and caring. i love him apple needs him

[enjoi46]

i love my mac...even today its not made for gaming

[bambuka2000]

4:30 ctrl+alt+delete

[freekuvnatur]

@bambuka2000 actually, option+command+esc

[hazzaslim]

SKB DIDNT SEND ME HERE!

[freekuvnatur]

@hazzaslim LIES.

[gaphoogys]

2:12 is my favorite part, "now what is this? I dunno. but it works' I am laughing my ass off

[freekuvnatur]

Thumbs up if SoldierKnowsBest DIDN'T send you here.....

[therondoshow]

@freekuvnatur except, he DID send you here because your comment is actually on his playlist and not the video itself.

[freekuvnatur]

@therondoshow I never said he didn't.

[therondoshow]

@freekuvnatur Well you technically implied it, you dont usually put those comments if it doesn't apply to yourself.

[SurajOnTheBeat]

@freekuvnatur But I know he did, since it says "in playlist Epic Hardware Fails"

[wtfhloser]

what year was this?

[hickshrtg2012]

i thought steve jobs was always skinny

[NanoVinnie]

Thumbs up if DetroitBorg brought you here!

[ZooByloby]

Steve Jobs in a nutshell

[tytzer93]

People make mistakes!! Sheesh... Perfectionist much? 

[Bergeheed]

this is EXACTLY why i use microsoft.

[Twgatana]

@Bergeheed u must be kidding!

[ErectSniper]

@Bergeheed microsoft is just a genuine horrible experience

[johanzenandersen]

@Bergeheed I meet Ballmer, that why I use  stuff.

[DeceptiveCakes]

@Bergeheed How can you use Microsoft?

[MrPlaystationboy]

sony guy is awesome

[StevethekingSullivan]

This is why Apple are so popular

[youchrig]

oh steve we'll miss you

[The40nontyy3]

Created in imovie

[MK2479L]

what about the iphone 4 internet fail?

[DeceptiveCakes]

@MK2479L DO YOU SEE WHEN THIS WAS POSTED?

[mickey5241]

this is a chunck of a camera :D

[BeautyBoyTV]

"which, I donno what it does -- predicts branches!"

LOL..... I laughed my ass off.

[casedilla333]

the one fail where iphone 3g is faster was so funny. he blames the audience

[RNCOLSON]

2:43 rocking a kickasss mullet there

[Nupkan]

hes such a bad ass

[nosense82]

Damn, Jobs was chubby :O

[Dmhlcmb]

@HelloStanleyHello not probably



[acekiller121]

It doesn't crash! (much)

[fatsally93]

Quake 3, the most graphics demanding game ever created.

[Awayze]

Aww man, look at how healthy Steve Jobs looks here and how skinny he is now because of his health issues, I hope you get better Steve.

[kaisararkhan]

there twelve twel wel we'e'el twelve hour