The Charlie Sheen is Too Damn High Party

[smartandstupid37]

The amount of people with this beard is too damn low!

[DrizzyIsABEAST]

bitch thought she was in the mother fuckin macys thanksgiving day parade....thought she was a mother fuckin balloon 

[Hollywood1898]

Charlie Sheen's rent is too damn high. When your "Winning", you shouldn't have to pay rent.

[chikitabowow]

THE AMOUNT OF DISLIKES ARE TO DAMN HIGH!

[nellie2581]

He's the funniest looking man

[up369]

Did anybody notice that the black dudes beard is shaped like a pair of balls?

[17kharis]

@up369 jerk

[EnworbMailliw]

am I the only one who think this jimmy guy is TOO DAMN FUNNY? man I ALWAYS LMFAO watching his videos

[Andyakaherman]

Charlie sheen snorting a shoe, lol awesome

[Metatronicus]

I need to start a facial hair rental!

[republicofsandles]

I look like cournal mustard.

[MrPillowfy]

this is so fucking funny

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

THIS IS FUNNY CUZ IM TO DAMN HIGH...

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

LMAO A COKE DOUGHNUT..

[dominicanjerkin]

got some KFC ?

[partyspecialists]

RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH

[kn1b1s95]

anyone got an KIA ad!?

[Acedonis]

Swedish fish!?!? lol

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

bahahahahaha XD

[majorgeek1000]

I know who I am voting for in 2012!!!!

[SeventhRisk]

Charile Sheen is Winning. 

[swiftwerewolf]

194 people are landlords charging to high rent

[Malco119]

"I look like Colonel Mustard"

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

mmmm COKE DONUTS NOMNOM!!

[franknilop]

did he win?

[SnakeEyedAndVenomous]

192 people like Swedish fish.

[FarBeyondManiacal]

Swedish fish...are fish that are Swedish.

[Munecasworld]

your tooo damn high ^___^

[4Abaddon4]

gay

[dakidukno]

Why COULDNT it be John Cryer?

[Brnmk007]

Swedish Fish are fish that are swedish.

[MatinaOmbra]

this isn't funny anymore

[Karma682]

i was smoking a joint while watching this and i said IM TOO DAMN HIGH hahaha

shhh... u hear that sound its me being too damn high hahha

[MrCaliforniaroll]

I look like cornol mustard

[zanezane1111]

ya'all hoes seem like your smoked out too. The idea of you two retardums pokin fun at anyone is funny as hell. Ditch the amish outfits,each other, and stop doing these creepy skits, and maybee if your real lucky some ugly fat bitch will take pitty on you and finaly take your virginity, now f off

[mikeyinhd]

@zanezane1111 Bro, why you mad tho?

[xXTheButtersXx]

haha vadå svensk fisk.....? 

[JustWickedSwede]

@xXTheButtersXx Swedish fish är en godissort i USA.

[MrOddwick]

@xXTheButtersXx Det är godisfiskar.

[einartorkelsen]

i'm the one who's to damn high!

[TheSunPeeledDown]

charlie sheen is winning

[SCNxCLAN]

@TheSunPeeledDown liar hes bi-winning

[TheSunPeeledDown]

@SCNxCLAN lol

[mokeymina]

i like it. sheeeet!

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

"The only thing higher than the rent... is Charlie Sheen!"

[MatinaOmbra]

This is my son, Timmy McMillan.

[timmyenminoes]

Die

[ursisterisgood]

4g is sexy

[Milkers1]

Maybe I could shoot them both with one bullet

[Raccoonwarrior12]

The black guy reminds me of samuel L jackson

[Pelea10000]

"swedish fish, are fish that are swedish"

thanks for the explanation :)!

[righteous505]

Yes



[righteous505]

Yes



[newcastlehenock]

u guys are to dam high

[notadjfor1]

jimmy McMillan is awesome.

[smush48]

i really starting to hate on people who are hating on charlie sheen.......he's just doing what "most" of us would be doing if we had more money then we know what to do with..the only thing that i don't like is his having the kids along for the ride..that's not cool..

[Dustubuni]

@smush48 Tool.

[anarchyplz217]

coke doughnut hahahaahaha

[wafflegal101]

only the "rent is too damn high" guy is funny in this

[uiruu]

i want a coke donut.

[milliongaga]

@uiruu Wat about a pot brownie? :DD

[uiruu]

@milliongaga Coke donuts sound much better.

[milliongaga]

@uiruu Really? In my expirience, I find that brownies are much nicer than doughnut. I have never taken drugs, though.

[MrBuntings]

come on bro hes got tiger blood!

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

Swedish fish... are fish that are swedish.

WHY AREN'T YOU PRESIDENT?

[daftnorris]

anyone else get an ad about flying mexicans?

[uiruu]

@daftnorris yeah it's from the Jimmy Kimmel live show.

[knatten555]

@daftnorris no a car

[MyDormantSoul]

die.

[Daarkbringer]

This isn't funny......

[chiwawaboy77]

Oh my god....All of a sudden, this guy is my prophet.

[chiwawaboy77]

Oh my god....

[KevinBennettTV]

Some people like to eat Pot Brownies. Charlie sheen likes to eat a coke donut.

[Louis1820]

oh these guys are epic

[Nadiiiiaaa]

00:00

[Dash98100]

his beard looks like balls

[MoreThanRandomMusic]

looveee thisss!

[gotmilkchick]

Swedish Fish & A Coke Donut - delicious. 

[superlpb]

Some people like to eat pot brownies, but charlie sheen likes to eat a coke donut. XD

[pfflyer15]

it's not funny when u comment what is already said in the video

[Taylormade2350]

@pfflyer15 It just shows the parts you like not meant to be funny.

[laggy24hOUrs]

OMG XD how in the hell damn!! that guy is my idol!!!

[MrTaylormade1187]

I like Oprah, Cuz she remind me of oatmeal.......ROFL

[Dogfish360]

your gonna get fired off that show two and a half men and your gonna leave us watching a show with just John Cryer NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!!!

[1schwererziehbar1]

charlie sheen is awesome :D

[ninjafreshtildeath]

i like oprah she reminds me of oatmeal

[racerrrchaserrr]

Its funny cause you made this in november predicting he'd get fired. You guys are smart

[jivy96]

#winning

[nocturanas]

FUCKING COKE DONUT!

[worldnewslover]

The whole situation is sad.

[punchedinthe]

My favourite charlie sheen movie would be platoon!!!!!!

[TheSarajah]

now we are just left with john cryer. nobody wants that. he's a troll for godsake!!

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

omglololololol COKE DONUGHT!!

[sebby4298]

haha jimmys beard looks like testicles

[kayinesstube]

coke donut!!?? Im deaddddd

[tejojo]

176 people are too DAMN high!!

[Destinyman50]

How? What?

How did you get Jimmy McMillan?

[bizzarkan]

"I like Oprah...because she reminds me of oatmeal" lmfaoo

[MayTheBestComentWIN]

@bizzarkan he said opium

[DuchessRococoPuff]

The Ultimate Fact of Life: Swedish Fish are fish that are Swedish.

[cvodray]

you people make me fucking sick. the guy is the realest famous person out there, speaking the truth, saying what's up. this video isn't even funny by any means either.

[dreamssofblue]

charlie to me seemed sped up. it was not pot or he would have asked for a cookie before forgetting what he was just talking about. i think it is crystal meth from what i have read up on. it makes people angry and exited.... like charlie looks and behaves. get help charlie, bounce back from the shit hole you are in.

[darkchimeraa]

@dreamssofblue Fuck ur shit bitch! The drug test was NEGATIVE so STFU and think before u spout bullshit on the internet. Some ppl are in the FBI and can trace back 2 ur computer and give u viruses and othar shit if they dont like wut u just said. Its happend 2 me and plenty of other ppl so watch out niggar

[Ace4929]

@darkchimeraa he may not have actually been high but im certain that during all them interviews and crap he was either drunk, or mentally insane

[ryankhan11]

@darkchimeraa .. you bring the collective IQ of the world down

[dreamssofblue]

@darkchimeraa charlie .. that you? i am not worried bud. apparently the fbi dude would be looking for a " nigga" since you use the term in a name calling fashion and are not awre of my race i have to ask you what calling somebody a nigga is? is a nigga a negative word ? are you saying black people are nigga? or are people that piss you off just called nigga? it was just my call on what i saw bud. of course i could be wrong but somethings definately not right with charlie.

[dreamssofblue]

@darkchimeraa just for youre personal information or perhaps you are allready are aware that cocaine is undetectable in just 24 hors after use. maybe a blessing for some. /wink

[darkchimeraa]

@dreamssofblue WTFCS?!? U said CRYSTAL METH not COCAINE and u were talking about him bouncing back from the shithole hes in??? HES A FUCKING BILLIONARE LIVING WITH 2 PORN STARS! He doesnt need 2 bounce back from a shithole. HES FUCKING WINNING!!!! He didnt have 2 go 2 rehab either because he BLINKED and CURED HIS BRAIN!! U need 2 recognise that Charlie Sheen is a god and were merely humans. HES GOT TIGER BLOOD MAAN!!!!

[spyderhex]

@dreamssofblue ur moms on meth faggot.

[dreamssofblue]

@spyderhex first off studies have proven that men who use the term " faggot " often are actually roto-rooters themselfes. secondly you defend meth use like a e-warrior lmao. i can just imagine you in real life. WINNING, DUH! lmao! you are most certainly the result of backwoods red neck dna. you little gimp.

[spyderhex]

@dreamssofblue what studies? The ones inside your head? Meth is a nasty drug, so how about stop slandering people when you dont know them, you have never even met the person in real life but you wana sit around and talk shit about them. Show what kind of a person you are. WINNING!

[dreamssofblue]

@spyderhex hey chump. when a man makes a ass out of himself and behaves like he is wired for sound on meth/ cocain infront of millions he is going to be judged.

[spyderhex]

@dreamssofblue i got a chump for you in my front pocket bitch, and maybe it seems that way from your personal perspective, but you are implying that anybody that acts angry or excited is on meth.. doesnt seem logical to me.. i am willing to bet you were raised by a single mother and its all you can do to try and not gossip about somebody else or get on somebodys dick. Get a life and you can spend less obsessing over what drugs charlie sheen is taking.

[dreamssofblue]

@spyderhex  you are just being obtuse now.

[spyderhex]

@dreamssofblue go troll somewhere else kid.

[dreamssofblue]

@spyderhex you are the little kid with the big ego. lmao posing like a big man infront of his shiny car. big shot with a big ego but it still does not make you a man. tell me.. do you suffer from penis envy?

[spyderhex]

@dreamssofblue hahaha do i have "penis envy" you cant even word your insults correctly are you trying to say that im compensating for something? In that case it still doesnt make sense because my car is small.. the joke about men compensating has to do with buying overly large trucks and muscle cars... my ride is a small car and its an import.. clearly you are trying to get off subject and find things to argue with me about so take ur small penis jokes to someone else ur humor is tired.

[dreamssofblue]

@spyderhex you pose in front of that rice burner junker you own because you are desperate for compliments and are insecure for some reason. most likely drug related in my opinion. you defend monkeys on meth so it is obvious you are a real prize. i bet you actually went as far as to add one of those loud mufflers to your car.

[spyderhex]

@dreamssofblue like i said, go troll somewhere else. I find it ironic that people who dont have shit always hate on people who are doing well in this life... human nature or human behavior? Now if you will excuse me im going to smoke meth and watch two and a half men while jerking my over compensated penis to photos car of my loud shiny car lmao.

[dreamssofblue]

@spyderhex lmao. /peace

[300daysandnights]

@spyderhex dude charlie sheen is scum, he cheated on his wife, he had his kids taken away, he buys prostitutes, and he says he is winning. that shit ain't right. he just needs to chill and smoke some bud.

[spyderhex]

@300daysandnights what im trying to figure out it why is it your mission to try and convince everyone that he is such a bad guy? Is it really that important to you? lol people these days. Just stay out of the mans business hes got more money than you can count and he wants to buy a few bitches so let the motherfucker breathe and get off his junk. Now dont bother responding with anymore of your dumb shit remarks because i dont got nothin else for you.

[300daysandnights]

@spyderhex you are the reason why americans are fat fucks who don't give a shit about the world around them and put their heads in the sand hoping that everything is going to be alright. if a guy doesn't give a shit about his children or how they turn out because he wants to party even though he is above middle aged man, he is a dick.

[LewisJelley]

@300daysandnights mate, chill out, you get one life, Im sure that charlie sheen has put his kids in good stead, if he wants to fucking party like theres no tomorrow, good on him! Id hate to see what kinda middle aged man youll be, probably some boring accountant who is going to buy a mazda mx5 as your final thrill before you accept being an OAP at 41 and go into a home, where you will eat mash potato and apple pie every day till your feeble existance ends.. yawnnnnn

[Dustubuni]

@LewisJelley Cool story, bro.

[spyderhex]

@300daysandnights didnt i tell you not to respond to me? I really dont give two fucks what you think is the reason for this and that, if your opinion mattered you wouldnt be trying to push it on youtube. now get the fuck off my kack.

[300daysandnights]

@spyderhex hey guess what......

[tom1161]

Is this the real guy?

[darkchimeraa]

@tom1161 Lulz of course not.

[bart666a]

LOL!

[AkaiVash]

mmm cocaine doughnut... a possible heart attack in more ways then one

[edelsonjoseph]

Have you seen "High On The Sheen" by Generation Awesome? HIlarious

[MinkyBinks]

"Jimmy McMillan" has balls for a "beard"

[NorvenLeverone]

Prophetic.

[moronpnut227]

i like oprah...because she reminds me of oatmeal.

[Tonystarkes888]

i think charlies sheen watch this tube and quit his job while getting high, he said he smoke 7 grams of crack, dam...

[DeathFuhkinMetal]

@Tonystarkes888 He said 7 grams, he never stated what drug, but personally I would of thought it would be MDMA, or some kind of upper. With all that money, I wouldn't of thought he'd buy crack, which is supposedly cheap :D

[Tonystarkes888]

@DeathFuhkinMetal with his money it was probably coke, that being bloody exspensive he would have had some weed as well, but i dont see him as a LSD kinda person maybe MDMA to root his girlfriends, but over all charlie sheen is the man. everyman wish they were charlie sheen

[kmoroney]

the only thing higher than the rent is Charlie Sheen lol

and charlie sheen will probably snort that shoe....

[kmoroney]

bitch though she was a muthafuken balloon

[YOUGOTAIDS09]

black guys beard looks like a nutsack

[poledancerz1]

is that the real rent too damn guy?

[ian12513]

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[truthiness2010]

Swedish fish are fish that are Swedish.

[TheRikuOblivion]

hes beard looks like balls

[greatestbass]

Funny or die predicts the future. thumbs up to agree

[khrystal1968]

LMAO!

[heckypeck]

uhh winning!

[BONIFASI007]

and he didd get fired from two and a half men... well called

[Sc00ter686]

jimmys mcmillan's chin looks like a set of hairy balls

[jazz1929]

That was too damned funny! But I'm sure glad they found something that Jimmy McMillan does that makes sense. I think the odds of a successful marriage between Charlie and a shoe would be better than if he married another woman.

[mindstormmaster]

How the hell did you get Jimmy McMillan!? :D

[MW2CallOfDutyPs3]

The only thing higher than the rent.. Is Charlie Sheen.....

[bodiecon100]

this video is stupid and these guys aren't funny

[deutschekevin]

Emilio ....... Sheen LOL

[StayComposed]

Swedish Fish.... Fish that are Swedish.

[70r7ay]

lol paula

[romanianskill]

that white guy is just shit

[jskids9]

this is simply NOT FUNNY

[romanianskill]

@jskids9 yet everybody finds it hilarious... i don't understand. why is the world so full of retards? why???

[factor591]

"I will marry a shoe, and Charlie Sheen will probably snort that shoe." Hahaha gold!

[HeyLeninQuitStalin]

This just became my favorite video on youtube

[viginaboob]

the only thing higher than Charlie sheen is the rent... hahahaha classic

[tha07flopro]

Us in the black community dont really watch Charlie Sheen

[LBC6893]

this aint funny

[jkimbal5]

sweet ballsack facial hair

[RHMETAL]

Ya know, this is kinda odd. When the "Rent Is Too Damn High" thing happened, I said on my show "What's next? The 'Them Hippies Are Too Damn High' Party?" and people started stealing that joke from me and turning it into whatever they could think of, after I had already said it on my show and posted it on Facebook and other sites. I'm not saying it's a direct copy of mine, but it's close enough. Yup. Whoever thought somebody would be mean enough to rip off Ryan Harmon and Tony From Kansas City?

[pkoholic]

@RHMETAL

You thought of something before it was cool?

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