white jokes

[shadowmink888]

HEY, THANKS. I AM ONE WHO BELIEVES THE ONLY REASON GOD MADE DIFFERENT RACES IS SO WE CAN ALL TELL JOKES ON EACH OTHER. WE HAD BETTER GET TOGETHER--ALL OF US, ALL RACES---AND FIGURE OUT THAT OUR NON-LEADER LEADERS ARE THE ONLY ENEMY. MEANTIME-GET TOGETHER AND LAUGH.

[carlos59980]

I liked the first one and im a white mexican

[MegaOzozozoz]

whats white and fourteen inches long MY DICK

[GotSportz]

lol not awfull just black and mexican 1s are more funny cuz theres more to make fun of

jk i love african americans

[pdoylemi]

Jokes 2 & 3 were pretty funny, but #1 was just bitter. The second two played on stereotypes and were funny the first was just hateful and could have been applied to any group with equally bad results.

Key & Peele made the best racial joke I've heard in a while. As biracial comedians, they said they were glad to have gotten the best of two races because somewhere there had to be two guys with tiny penises and sickle cell.

[galgaga109505]

Hahaha lol (not racist)

[baseballplayer257]

What do u call a white guy in a wheelchair...?

a us veteran...

[ILoveYourMomSoMuch]

@baseballplayer257 gay

[FuchsiaFF00FF]

Here's a better one:

What's white and fourteen inches long?

A black guy's condom.

[YoyoMcSkittles]

those were bad jokes but srsly look at the dislike bar........ take a joke?

[rodgerfox3]

The first one was a re working of a joke on a joke against politicians and the rest sucked, i want some good white jokes!

[RaneMike]

I want my 46 seconds back! 

[LordKaisen]

im the only gay eskimooooo in my tribeee

[TheGoldPuppy]

thumbs up for steve nash then he white and balls up most black PG

[CiaranNixon]

Why is there no real white jokes on the internet ??? ..................cause black people cant afford computers :P im not racist just couldnt resist :P

[773AZTECWARRIOR]

THE NBA!! LOL

[ODSTtherokie]

Notice there were only like 3. Im white and there needs to be more white jokes

[TangosGetPWNED]

@ODSTtherokie Here's one.

Q: "What do you call a bunch of southerners with guns?"

A: "The NRA. BTW Like my M16?"

[kingjames707510]

those weren't even kind of funny, nice try other races

[syndyworz]

I'm so white casper said dayuuumm!

[dantheman1328]

yes bc white people's arms and legs are not 14 inches long dumb fuck

[GirlAcrossTheBlock]

jeezus hope my bf doesnt c this O_________O

[GirlAcrossTheBlock]

i paused at the 2nd one and first thing in my head "AN EMO DUDE ON STEROIDS D1CK"..........i was wrong XD

[MiaGardiner1]

It's only racist when white people do it.

[28crazyguy]

i'm hispanic, and this shit aint funny

[XihybridiX1]

159 people where white.

[337camo]

haha that last joke was pretty funny!

[hardshlong1234]

im wight and prowd,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wight power

[4gungun]

@hardshlong123 yha!!!!!!!

[caticia1]

those white jokes weren't even that funny and i'm black.

[siildnes]

The music aint tenacious D.........

[miouth150]

not funny, the only reason that a racist joke is funny it's when it's daring those one aren't at all

[marcusdee99]

haha not funny

[OfficialOpinion]

Dude. These are racist.

[ucantknockthehustle]

@OfficialOpinion you this is racist, but if this video was about black or mexican jokes you wouldn't be saying that

[OfficialOpinion]

@ucantknockthehustle - No I would not. Doesn't mean I'm Racist, I just like to defend my self more than another ethnicity.

[ucantknockthehustle]

@OfficialOpinion yea okay & if a black, mexican or jewish person would do the same if someone was telling a racist joke about them you would say "chill out dude it's just a joke, lighten up"

[april0293]

all good jokes

white people dont know how to take them shits lol

i would like to take this time out to thank white people for making us blacks so fucking cool

if it wasnt for you real niggas like me wouldnt exist

i would also like to thank white people for the word nigga

when you use it i get an excuse to kick yo ugly ass

[rammsesV]

@eddieherrera99, not really, that just means he has more money than you, a lot more...

[totouw67]

im white and theese jokes dont have anything backin them up the only good one was the NBA joke

[SomeRandomFeller]

what's long, black, and smells like shit? The welfare line

[justdoingme678]

@SomeRandomFeller dang man that was uncalled for

[eddieherrera99]

haha my dad works in the casino and my mom does clean my house not like your lazy ass redneck.fucking white trash hire someone to do his job, man now that's a lazy ass

[SerjTankian98]

@eddieherrera99 You know, when blacks are 14% of the population yet are around 37% of the welfare consumption, I don't think you have a right to talk about laziness.

[eddieherrera99]

@SerjTankian98 only white people do math -.- all of you that replying are just white trashes

[SerjTankian98]

@eddieherrera99 Of course, when white people do things to show intelligence you naturally hate them for it.

[eddieherrera99]

@SerjTankian98 intelligence haha your funny redneck

[SerjTankian98]

@eddieherrera99 Try to make a sentence with correct grammar and spelling, then talk. There is no need to question someone's intellect when you can barely show your own.

[eddieherrera99]

@SerjTankian98 well sorry it's not school its youtube, you can't tell me to spell right if i dont fucking want too

[SerjTankian98]

@eddieherrera99 Considering you never took your black ass to school I'm not surprised you don't want to.

[ComatArms911]

what do you call for black people running down the street a pair of tires

[ComatArms911]

lol im white and that last one made me laugh

[proneonstreetracers]

Theis jokes sucked horribley and im not saying that cause im white im saying it cause there where only 3 jokes and they all sucked they truley they did dude

[SnPKarma3]

@proneonstreetracers sum jokes were beat but the nba and 14" jokes were mad funny ur just tight cuz u got a little dick haha

[97336cf]

shut up you dumbass. why are the benches so clean at the park? cause your type cleans it

[eddieherrera99]

@97336cf bitch im mexican fuck off thinking u all that cause you are white plus when t the english (white people) saw black people they call them nigga so your bitch ass type started it

[97336cf]

@eddieherrera99 im glad. look, who you callin a bitch, and my type? we all know you are cranky because your mom cleans my house and your dad does my lawn. (no offense to any other hispanics on here)

[TheDvabel]

thedvabel the 14 inch one isnot true the hit show on MTV Jersey Shore Vinny Guadagnino has at least a 14inch dick affectionately called by Snooki as seabiscuit.

[misskendranj]

Y white people get mad about racist jokes about them but when its a black joke black people just laugh at it... learn how to laugh at your race every once and a while...

[gikratos]

@misskendranj Go look at racist jokes about other races, you'll see a lot more hate there.

The NBA one was funny, the others were stupid.

[igottapetrock9]

@misskendranj Shut the fuck up. I'm white and I laughed.

[funnytubeization]

That last one was so funny, it took like 3 seconds to realize it with my friends and we started laughing like crazy :P

[TheNicegirls88]

your so racist f u

[bubblesquigglesltd]

I don't get this.... why is there a need for racism... unless your white whats the point... you can tell your a low life saddo who lives in a cave... but no one can see in there...

[msmidnight2060]

You people are Racist !!!!

[USMCpoolee19]

the nba one was pretty funny ill admit but the others were pathetic.

[alexithegreat95]

If the jokes were actually funny I wouldent say any thing. I'm not Mexican but I'm Hispanic and people think that all Hispanics are from Mexico.

[lukebk12]

i was so offended by this cracker shit i hope u burn in hell nigger/beaner or whatever the fuck u are



[SuperPython26]

@lukebk12 fucking redneck

[nosupa]

@lukebk12 Dumbass retarded lttle KID! 

[MrAlexR123]

I didnt think these jokes are funny. Not cuz im white, I didnt get offended at all ( cuz im not a fag who cries racism over every little thing) but cuz they wernt very clever

[1gazem]

@1gazem

[1gazem]

White people r gay

[chillydeepic]

i no u r the gay eskimo you racist

[topsniper3]

For the NBA one we don't even make it that far.

[TheHarryPotterFAN200]

im full wite and this was hilariousxD

[JDK1981]

thats funny, heres a joke for you ...name one black inventor ! if not for honkies you'd live in mud huts YEY. truth is there is none, every "black inventor" only worked on something that was already invented ! yey

[MrAlexR123]

@JDK1981 hey you son of a bitch without black people there would be no peanut butter... think about that the next time you try and make a pb and j sandwhich you motherless son of a water buffalo. is it worth the extra 39.8 percent wellfare and 50 percent violent crime and shitty music? yes

[JDK1981]

@MrAlexR123 LOL, well actually sorry but, if George Washington Carver made PB in 1903, how is this possible? -> US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884, and George A. Bayle Jr. First sold it out of barrel's from his business in St. Louis in 1890, and J.H. Kellogg US patent #580787 in 1897, for what was then called "Nut-butter". So what did Carver do exactly ? Named it Peanut butter is about it. BTW Aztecs also made peanut paste.

[MrAlexR123]

@JDK1981 well if not for black people what music would you listen to? good music? yea good luck with that. What about.... uhmmm... all the tyler perry movies huh? well actually those are horrible... uhh you win black people suck:)

[JDK1981]

@MrAlexR123  LOLOL yeah ...those movies are horrible

[MadmenFromTheVoid]

The snake one is the best.

[MrHollywoodUndead112]

ok i get it now blacks can call me a cracker and its a joke but if a white guy says N*gger the blacks get all butt hurt

[lifewithjohnny]

100 niggers like this vid

[PeterG717]

As a white guy I must say...I'm the Only Gay Eskimo is not by Tenacious D, it's by Corky and the Juice Pigs.

[mykiller214]

What do you call a 1,000,000 white guys jumping out of an airplane at the same time? SNOW :D

[shipking1995]

@calhounbox im white to but jews and blacks are easyier but im not racist please some one make a great white joke these ones r ok

[calhounbox]

I'm white and this is stupid the only good one is the NBA one mexicans are the easiest to say stuff about cause they are all short and fat little lazy fucks that take peoples money.

[VitalSigns1]

I'm white and I thought these were funny...I make racist jokes against black people too

[LovelyHachiko]

nobody has a 14 inch penis...fag

[GetsumJ]

What the hell is this crap ? I didn't put up with 400 years of having to control my slaves, just to have to deal with this crap.

[EASTSIDEGANSTA1]

What do u call 2 gay niggers ?black people

[Gokut0]

LOL, i'm white and i'm not offended, I learned to take them as JOKES.

[JKnight16oOo]

You obviously don't watch NBA.

[kennikia2234]

im not offended but i have some pretty good black jokes :3

[ChrisRobTV]

im not offended. im whtie but there definetly not true thats why its a called a joke

[ausauspatpat]

I'm not offended by these, but to be honest, they weren't really funny. =/ if you're going to make racist jokes, at least make them funny.

[COPENHAGEN379]

How come when theres racists things about blacks and mexicans people talk shit and get offended but im white as can be and I was laughing  my ass off at this

[Garretson15]

Im not racist at all but love to hear black and white jokes any jokes for that matter

[NikySportsPromotion]

so much shorter then any black joke video...

[1iNDa980]

laaaaaame!(;

[TheBlomberFactory]

HAHA white people are evil! LAND OF THE ICE SO OUR HEARTS ARE COLD AS ICE

[TheMichaelfearless]

peple u get mad at the mexican jokes cmon kik his ass

[Drinkgirl2]

black people can be racist to white people but white people cant be racist to black. You cant explain that can you blacks?

[lrfatguy]

I like how there is a grand total of 3 white joke up i think of a 100 black jokes and the first is slavery

[rconlon821]

Those aren't even remotely funny OR offensive... the NBA was the only one that made me smirk and say "this is so true"

[Reeses123pieces]

WHATEV SUCKA DONT DO THESE VIDS

[DeltaKing482]

well fuck you bitch what do you call a fat man dance your dad

[UnofficialHFReviews]

I guess I'm a snake.

[jdbacdc]

And the only reason black people are good at basketball is cuz they used to shoot the cotton in the buckets back in the day when we owned them.

[swburton316]

@jdbacdc hey, that's not the only reason they're good. they're also good at sports because we selectively bred them for slavery.

[firedup420]

i can tell you why so many nigger and spic jokes and only a couple of jokes about white people, its because its hard to make fun of something that is perfect. yeah if its white its allright if its black send it back yeah 14/88 motherfuckers. i hate illegal mexicans they are far worse than niggers,but them fucking dune coon towel heads are the worst of them all. the world would be a better place if we could nuke mexico and the middle east and north africa and wipe them off the face of the earth

[DemigodSuperSayian]

@firedup420 WELL YOU CAN MUNCH ON THESE PUBIC HAIRS!

[rorhg0]

The 1st 2 were terrible and the last one I've heard ten thousand times...don't quit your day job

[jimbojones091]

The funny thing about the bench is unlike a black person it could support people.

[Herculieas]

@tellynigga Amen nigga.

Oh ya. I'm white.

[AxeltheSiexth]

No blacks Allowed Nig-eria

[jerkoff71]

@tellynigga hey some people take that offensive

[loveearth89]

It's not fare!! The are sooo many successful black jokes! The only funny joke in this video was the one about the NBA! I'm disappointed.. I believe good "racist" jokes should go both ways! I'm white btw

[ProductsofXplode]

@loveearth89 I don't think they're trying hard enough. White people had a head start on racist and offensive things, so I guess we have an advantage there. I would like to see some good white jokes like the NBA one.

[MrDjSeamless325]

3 white jokes and a ZILLION black/mexican jokes LOL!!

[TheSheepherder007]

Those sucked

[TheWitchking123]

The first one is so so so so so so so true..

[mike2223312]

check out mine, i fuck with everyone. (my channel.)

[rozy1058]

wow no offence but tht sucks!

[bschotty11]

those jokes just werent funny. The NBA one was great but the one about whites and snakes sucked because it could apply to any race. you gotta make it specifically point out a white fault. And yes i am a white male, no need to get defensive seeing as its just for laughs.

[017SHAMe]

hmmm??

[ezethan2009]

Ha!

[mickystone21]

@tellynigga why are the blacks getting lonely cuz you know most of the population of race in jail is black?!

[mickystone21]

not funny thats was kinda dum



[MrM47K]

im a white and wanted to have a laugh because we all the same arnt we ? but i guess theres not enouh white joke s black people can make up

[justcallmejoeable]

funny joke but hey, if it werent for racism, all black comedians wud b out of a job :P

[funeralfighter97]

lol i'm as white as can be and i laughed at the first joke...people who think this is soooooo "offensive" need a sence of humor

[goddessmhj7]

The NBA one was the only funny one. I'm half white. I don't find these offensive at all. They're only jokes.

[fatmandance84]

@goddessmhj7 Trust me,some people do



[papicock69]

@goddessmhj7 Thats cause your not really white

[capps4242]

Whats white and fourteen inches long???

George W. Bush's hourly paycheck!

[13sunnyrae]

See how do all u white fucks like it when ppl make fun of u,... Exactly so mexicans don't like it either

[56thCrusader]

Song is by "Corky and the Juice Pigs", not "Tenacious D".

[MrReman23]

these were all hilarious to me. whites cant except it lol.....or maybe they just didn't get it O.o

[XYoungxBlood]

haha i watched this video because it said what was white an 14" long i thought it was gonna say my clan hood

[MrDjSeamless325]

3 white jokes lol and theres thousands of black and mexican jokes

[SuperMarioHacksWorld]

111 are crackers

[atomichead777]

i gotta admit, white people don't have much stereotypes

not to be mean to all other races though :{

[trews78]

@atomichead777 It is hard to have stereotypes when you have been in control of the country forever and you have all the advantages.

[63hj]

Nice try niggers but nigger jokes are funnier

[CrimsonedRebel]

@fatmandance if your dissing someone for being racist why did u make a video about racist jokes against white people? lol by the way im black

[latuyaguey11]

whites and blacks are the two easiest targets haha both your races are fucking retarted

[TheRussianTroll]

fail BLCK JOKES RULE

[matgps3]

you should educate yourself there bud, 'wile' isn't a word, dumb ass, its 'while'

[Luv2JustBeMe]

@heresjohnnnyy1: u must got some nerve to say that wrd. And to say all that crap. Cuz btw there wa a test dun that shows that more WHITE ppl shop lift than black ppl. So y dnt u go suck on tht

[matgps3]

what test is that tyron, they teach you that shit in jail

[AlexanderLindell]

@AquaTiger20XX Sorry for that my account were hacked

[bobabyashmore]

i have a good friend that i went to iraq with that is black...i begged him to tell me some "white jokes" and he insisted that he didnt know any....although short..this did make me laugh. good job! im a fan of racist jokes, but not only against other races....i want to hear white jokes! please if you have any good white jokes. hit me up on facebook...just search bo ashmore.

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

This white guy walks into a bar and gets served politely, pays for his drink, enjoys it and quietly leaves without any altercation. yeah , white jokes are hilarious.

[bacock1000]

everybody complains on white jokes but when it comes to black jokes its funny well it is

[Luv2JustBeMe]

@bacock1000 wat the heck that aint true it may be funny to u cuz ur white and think that white jokes arnt funny but im black and black jokes r EXTREAMLY racist. And for ur info black ppl wrk or wat they have and whites dont so if a world disaster were to happen right now and it were just whites and blacks BLACK ppl would live longer than whites.

[bacock1000]

im not white and you can just ignore this so dont worry about it ok :)

[MusicBoyGotSwag]

Blacks have no comebacks xD I can be rasist but i have a black family member in the family tree, just hanging there

[AlexanderLindell]

@AquaTiger20XX european and americans? speak 4 u self slavic people had nothing to do whit slavery infact they was slaves them self before the black people.

[pepsi2528]

they're aren't many white jokes beacause black people write them

[rocker451000]

racist

[fatmandance84]

@AquaTiger20XX True, i made this when i was 12ish

[DangItRed]

@fatmandance84 so your 14 now,still young