LOL this video is so funny "statistically -- a lot of people are left handed" .. "if you believe you are left handed, i'm so so very sorry for you" .. its all good man, we left handers are the best, they discriminate us and dont understand us but they wish they were us. we're gifted.
my maid is always bugging me when i`m carrying something in my left hand, because she thinks i`m going to drop it. and i hate tables that have that thingy where you put your pencil on the right side. and i can`t learn how to knit
@zmajce2angel Those desks are terrible. I have just learned how to knit myself from a BOOK no less! There are videos on here that show left handed knitting also I was very happy to find them. But I will never be able to go to a knitting class so I know what you mean. It is a shame!
i came across my first inconsiderate person a while ago and its one of my friends. he refused to see anything wrong with what left handers deal with. if it werent for the fact that i was texting him when he said that i wouldve punched him in bis right aarm so hard he wouldnt be able to use it for at least a day
im a leftie and i can play the piano but it takes a longer time for me to learn things from watching other people since i learn better when the more complicated notes are on the left hand
I have to agree, those right handed desks are annoying. But we learn to adapt. I, for example, can use can openers and circular saws with *almost no problem.
@nachnirgendwo It's true we can adapt just fine, but we shouldn't have to! It is partially a joke yes, but it was brought about by me and a friend of mine complaining about our right handed world. I know many other people feel this way too. So it resonates with all lefties.
I was writing in my notebook a couple weeks ago and an old man came up to me and told me, "you'll never amount to anything using that hand". Friggin true story. Well atleast we're not being burned at the stake for being in league with the Devil.
that's on the negative side.but to remind you man.southpaws are talented and made a mark to this world.Einstein,Da Vinci,american presidents and lot more....
Oh...one thing I've had to deal with is using circular saws to cut wood... It throws the sawdust out the right side...so if you use it left-handed, you get a face full of sawdust. There has to be somebody else out there who has noticed that...
Does anybody else remember the little "lefty" scissors with the green handles? I still have a few pairs of them somewhere...
Oh...and I use tools all the time, and have "adapted" to doing a lot of things right-handed... A lot of welding processes I actually do better right-handed because that was how I learned.
In my schools we had the full desks that were like a small table with a chair directly behind it. Ambidextrous I suppose, and the work area was much larger than those traditional desks. Only once did a teacher try to make me write Right-Handed, my mother had a very short and poignant conversation with her; not another word I heard about it.
@Sunrise5 I work with lots of left handers... it's amazing how many of us there are at my job... and how crazy we all are!! Especially when it's all of us up in the breakroom together... WATCH OUT... and almost all of them are women!
funny vid! I'm a real lefty but cant use scissors as a lefy cus of a demon kindergarten teacher...damn did i hate school and teachers, thank god for books!
Some people have those tendencies just because they are left handed lol. But you can't exactly choose although lefties have a higher chance of achieving it.
Several important people, most of the greatest scientists and famous leaders that changed enormously the history were left-handed, so if this is a "deformity", then it's a good one...
Need to adapt?! Oh right I'm adapt the way my brain functions because some dumb-shit who doesn't understand even a fraction of what's it;s like to be left handed in a world where people charge you more for left handed things. Or have to work with instruments [not just scissors] that are only made for right handed people. You think it's some kind of sham and you have no clue, how people pick on others when they are kids or laugh because they're trying to write on a note book and the metal
spiral bind is in the way and then teacher count off for "sloppy writing" fuck you. You have no clue what we force ourselves to do "adapt" to a world of people who have no clue what it is to be different. We say shit is free and we go so far to non discriminate against race and creed and the simplicity of being right of left handed is left out. Where's our affirmative action when we can't do the job as well because we can't use the tools properly? Wheres our equal price rights?
My bad bro, I was fucking tired as shit and barely read it. But yeah all I said it true. They treat us like shit. I apologize. Anyways.. This above message is for all those righty's out there.
My teacher reprimanded me for using my left hand and switched me when I was very young. I now do some tasks with my left hand and am ambidextrious, but I prefer to use my right hand. I love lefties.
yea it's normal. right handers will have it on their right middle finger. your skin just gets ruff over time from the cont. rubbing of pencils, pens, etc. but it may be worst in lefties, since we have to go to greater lengths to write; with the paper, and the smugging, etc.
heh i laughed hard after seeing that chair. God damn it was tough in school. There was maybe 3 desks in the whole school that were left handed, and i felt like a fool going and finding them in 3rd grade, everyone staring at me as i would drag them into my classes. but hell, i did it anyway.
Thank you for this beautiful video. '08 is the Year of the Lefty and I think your work helps convey that message to the millions of ignorant Righties in the world.
omg you're an idiotic jerk. righties should try being left handed for a day and encounter all the probs we have!!! ignorant fools....ur ridiculous.....this is a nice vid tho.
I agree with the unknown entity, when i went to learn guitar, the teacher refused to do so because im lefty, she would just teach me if i played like a right, i felt so sorry about her, guess she is in the wrong century.
You probally should have mentioned the other horrible things like the fact that hundreds of years ago we lefties were kill because we were suspected changlings or that the word left comes from the old english word lyft which means weak or that the left side of the body is considered unlucky and evil or that the left hand is somethime called the devil's hand. Frankly i don't think you even coverd the tip of the iceberge.
i remember a story of a lefthanded assasin back in the medieval days who assasinated some council person and got away with it because he had his blade hidden on his right side, and the guards checked his left side thinking he had his weapon there (as a righthanded assassin would),
At the age of nine I finally could cut with scissors
2Distotallyawsome 3 months ago
Lefties around the world,UNITE!
123456RaulMorales 8 months ago
i hate having to use right can-openers. a lefty can-opener would be equal to the gods giving humans fire!
interstellarwonder 10 months ago
I have never had anybody make fun of me because I'm left handed? I'm 45.
mattandpatti222 10 months ago
LOL this video is so funny "statistically -- a lot of people are left handed" .. "if you believe you are left handed, i'm so so very sorry for you" .. its all good man, we left handers are the best, they discriminate us and dont understand us but they wish they were us. we're gifted.
bagassa 11 months ago
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TigerRocket 1 year ago
I hate right handed desks I haven't evr seen a left handed desk it's harder 2 write wish the school cared
rainbowgirl678 1 year ago
my maid is always bugging me when i`m carrying something in my left hand, because she thinks i`m going to drop it. and i hate tables that have that thingy where you put your pencil on the right side. and i can`t learn how to knit
zmajce2angel 1 year ago
@zmajce2angel Those desks are terrible. I have just learned how to knit myself from a BOOK no less! There are videos on here that show left handed knitting also I was very happy to find them. But I will never be able to go to a knitting class so I know what you mean. It is a shame!
blinkyyabos 1 year ago
So that's why I've always had trouble getting comfortable with those desks in exam time ..
Graymoths 1 year ago
@Graymoths sometime i kicked ou tof exam.they thought i was cheating
bmwmgii 1 year ago
@bmwmgii thats happened to me three freaking times..
othpeyton23 7 months ago
When i use right handed scissor i just pull the thumb part away in stead of pushing it. it hurts more but it works great :)
Dev1Young 1 year ago
i came across my first inconsiderate person a while ago and its one of my friends. he refused to see anything wrong with what left handers deal with. if it werent for the fact that i was texting him when he said that i wouldve punched him in bis right aarm so hard he wouldnt be able to use it for at least a day
Dev1Young 1 year ago
im a leftie and i can play the piano but it takes a longer time for me to learn things from watching other people since i learn better when the more complicated notes are on the left hand
Dev1Young 1 year ago
What. the...
is this supposed to be a joke? o_O lol
I have to agree, those right handed desks are annoying. But we learn to adapt. I, for example, can use can openers and circular saws with *almost no problem.
My best friend and I are left handed. ftw! :P
nachnirgendwo 1 year ago
@nachnirgendwo It's true we can adapt just fine, but we shouldn't have to! It is partially a joke yes, but it was brought about by me and a friend of mine complaining about our right handed world. I know many other people feel this way too. So it resonates with all lefties.
blinkyyabos 1 year ago
I was writing in my notebook a couple weeks ago and an old man came up to me and told me, "you'll never amount to anything using that hand". Friggin true story. Well atleast we're not being burned at the stake for being in league with the Devil.
countbad 1 year ago
so FN funny dude1
msmelody1960 1 year ago
the day of the southpaw is at hand!
theylied1776 1 year ago
that's on the negative side.but to remind you man.southpaws are talented and made a mark to this world.Einstein,Da Vinci,american presidents and lot more....
juari777 1 year ago
@juari777 Yea this is a little negative and satirical but that was the point. I am a lefty myself so all respect to lefties!
blinkyyabos 1 year ago
Oh...one thing I've had to deal with is using circular saws to cut wood... It throws the sawdust out the right side...so if you use it left-handed, you get a face full of sawdust. There has to be somebody else out there who has noticed that...
BSNFabricating 1 year ago
@BSNFabricating LOL wow safety hazard. I never thought of that. Huge design flaw.
blinkyyabos 1 year ago
Does anybody else remember the little "lefty" scissors with the green handles? I still have a few pairs of them somewhere...
Oh...and I use tools all the time, and have "adapted" to doing a lot of things right-handed... A lot of welding processes I actually do better right-handed because that was how I learned.
BSNFabricating 1 year ago
I hated the spiral notebooks when i was a teen. They were all made for right handed people
blueridger28 1 year ago
@blueridger28 I just flipped mine upside down so the spine was on the right side. Pissed off all my teachers, but it worked for me.
TehAnnahFoo 1 year ago
@TehAnnahFoo That is so ingenius! How come I never thought of that!
blinkyyabos 1 year ago
@TehAnnahFoo Yes!!
I did that too. But it makes me wonder. Don't right handers have the same trouble when the notebook's turned to the back of the page?
nachnirgendwo 1 year ago
@TehAnnahFoo i did that too but i ended up cutting myself, never againg :)
bubblegumandcherries 1 year ago
lol so funny:)
VlogThyme 2 years ago
lefties are 10%of the world, but the number is growing coz there isnt forcing to right hand any more...
20% of the worlds children are lefties,
and 0-1% of the worlds oldest
i dont know english very well, so im sorry im i wrote bad
i am proud of my left hand
MultiWarlord 2 years ago
In my schools we had the full desks that were like a small table with a chair directly behind it. Ambidextrous I suppose, and the work area was much larger than those traditional desks. Only once did a teacher try to make me write Right-Handed, my mother had a very short and poignant conversation with her; not another word I heard about it.
TheBetenoir 2 years ago
"Statistically" only about 10% of the world population is left handed. And it's even rarer if one is female.
Open a science book.
Sunrise5 2 years ago 2
@Sunrise5 Using the word "statistically" and then vague words like "a lot" was a joke..... I know there is a real number.
That number is debated actually, but 10-30% of people are left handed. Most of us know at-least one person who is left handed.
blinkyyabos 1 year ago 3
@Sunrise5 I work with lots of left handers... it's amazing how many of us there are at my job... and how crazy we all are!! Especially when it's all of us up in the breakroom together... WATCH OUT... and almost all of them are women!
koolperson99 1 month ago
Its hard but it just shows that lefties are stronger than righties by dealing with all this stuff. j/k =]
I'm a lefty and really did have a rough time using alot of right-handed tools though.
It does not matter, when I take over the world I will get my revenge on the righties. muhahaha. j/k again
Davidhubbard90 2 years ago 2
true i have to live like this my whole life
chrisismename 2 years ago
what? It's not so bad! We can handdle with the chairs and scissors, you know... Such drama for nothing
valemtina7 2 years ago
@valemtina7
The scissors you can get used to, but the chair's I can't, I REALLY want a Left handed desk :,(
RayneHollow532 2 years ago
fuck you stupid son of a bitch
doweiss 2 years ago
funny vid! I'm a real lefty but cant use scissors as a lefy cus of a demon kindergarten teacher...damn did i hate school and teachers, thank god for books!
plantlvr 2 years ago
you should die becuase most left handed people are successful
yhuji123456 2 years ago
did you know lefties are 73.2% more likely to commit homocide? so before you pick one one of us, FEAR FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!
LeftSideSkate 2 years ago
roflmao this is great
xtwistedxmoralsx 2 years ago
That was hella funny. Make more videos, please.
HeartCloaker 2 years ago
man my family always thinks im going to drop stuff because me using my left hand looks weird to them
NotoriousTW 2 years ago
Thats odd. Most of my family IS left handed lol.
sarkenx 2 years ago
...................i`m ambidextrous and i think that lefties could also become like me
xiaping1 2 years ago
You can't choose to ambidextrious!! Duh!!
astronomerchef651 2 years ago
Not duh! I'm ambidextrous and I chose to be that way. SO SHUT UP!!
MysteryAndroclese401 2 years ago
Some people have those tendencies just because they are left handed lol. But you can't exactly choose although lefties have a higher chance of achieving it.
sarkenx 2 years ago
I'm a lefty in school when writing thing down with the class people had to wait on me to finish because I wrot e so slowly. I hated that
Eminemfan1984 3 years ago
I get laughed at alot at work for my left handed writing.
dunn98632 3 years ago
Lefties and righties are both the same just write with different Hands we need to make things for leftys to.
OhNoYouDid 3 years ago
My lefty club is working out :D I got some members. We're going to raise money to purchase better supplies for young lefties! Hurray
TheAdamTheory 3 years ago 9
Im starting a left handed abuse awareness club in my school. Well demand "reparations" xD
On a more serious note, my great aunt was abused for being left-handed. This is real and truely unfortunate folks.
TheAdamTheory 3 years ago
It's not the world's fault you have a developmental deformity. Deal with it and adapt.
gventro 3 years ago
Several important people, most of the greatest scientists and famous leaders that changed enormously the history were left-handed, so if this is a "deformity", then it's a good one...
PS. Barack Obama is lefty, and we love him!
Ageish 3 years ago 2
Yeah! Def def.
Plus, we lefties have been called southpaws derogatorialy. Time to use southpaw amongst us, as black people use the n word colloquially xD
Southpaw please!
TheAdamTheory 3 years ago
The world would be alot better place without rightys. We'd have more food to go around.
By the way, if noone can pick up that I'm being facetious, you need to adapt.
TheAdamTheory 3 years ago
Need to adapt?! Oh right I'm adapt the way my brain functions because some dumb-shit who doesn't understand even a fraction of what's it;s like to be left handed in a world where people charge you more for left handed things. Or have to work with instruments [not just scissors] that are only made for right handed people. You think it's some kind of sham and you have no clue, how people pick on others when they are kids or laugh because they're trying to write on a note book and the metal
sarkenx 2 years ago
spiral bind is in the way and then teacher count off for "sloppy writing" fuck you. You have no clue what we force ourselves to do "adapt" to a world of people who have no clue what it is to be different. We say shit is free and we go so far to non discriminate against race and creed and the simplicity of being right of left handed is left out. Where's our affirmative action when we can't do the job as well because we can't use the tools properly? Wheres our equal price rights?
sarkenx 2 years ago
There is none. So why don't you shut your fucking trap and go fuck yourself, until you understand.
sarkenx 2 years ago
I think you replied to the wrong person. I am left handed.
TheAdamTheory 2 years ago
My bad bro, I was fucking tired as shit and barely read it. But yeah all I said it true. They treat us like shit. I apologize. Anyways.. This above message is for all those righty's out there.
sarkenx 2 years ago
My teacher reprimanded me for using my left hand and switched me when I was very young. I now do some tasks with my left hand and am ambidextrious, but I prefer to use my right hand. I love lefties.
TheMaskedWoman5 3 years ago
I wasn't forced, but I was placed with several other lefties at the same table. It made me feel akward lol. Not moaning or anything :P
TheAdamTheory 3 years ago
I have it too
00HYEEAH 3 years ago
XD!! thank you for this announcement! yeah...i am going to go make some left handed scissors right now...
sparkybird94 3 years ago
there is left handed siccors.
lol
selinanadine 3 years ago
lol this is a joke right
ng416 3 years ago
fuck the right hand world... i can not play the piano dudes
orekabi 3 years ago
I'm a Lefty, and i have this huge lump of nuilt up skin on the side o my middle finger. Is that normal for Lefty?
flamingblade28 3 years ago 2
i'm a lefty and i have tht aswel
limewireman0000 3 years ago 4
yea it's normal. right handers will have it on their right middle finger. your skin just gets ruff over time from the cont. rubbing of pencils, pens, etc. but it may be worst in lefties, since we have to go to greater lengths to write; with the paper, and the smugging, etc.
lyricsruletheworld 3 years ago
Everyone has that, its from using your pencil too roughly, mostly lefties like us i guess :(
Chaz233 3 years ago
heh i laughed hard after seeing that chair. God damn it was tough in school. There was maybe 3 desks in the whole school that were left handed, and i felt like a fool going and finding them in 3rd grade, everyone staring at me as i would drag them into my classes. but hell, i did it anyway.
TheRealShadowspawn 3 years ago
lol! I'm a lefty!
TheBrightest 4 years ago 3
i must put this on my myspace.
JoshyNguyen 4 years ago
LOL josh.
eckitszjoyce 4 years ago
hey bosshogs shut the fuck up u dick mouth my lil sister is lefty so why dont u jus grow a dick 4 once and get a life fagget
sergeantkevin 4 years ago
iam left handed is it bad or good i didnt get it?
riyadhkneega 4 years ago
Thank you for this beautiful video. '08 is the Year of the Lefty and I think your work helps convey that message to the millions of ignorant Righties in the world.
folliesandnonsense 4 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I don't trust you god damned lefties. Go back to leftonia!
bosshogs 4 years ago
I literally LOLed for the first time in a long time after reading that...
lol
tiptep 4 years ago 3
omg you're an idiotic jerk. righties should try being left handed for a day and encounter all the probs we have!!! ignorant fools....ur ridiculous.....this is a nice vid tho.
waffle23456 4 years ago 11
I agree with the unknown entity, when i went to learn guitar, the teacher refused to do so because im lefty, she would just teach me if i played like a right, i felt so sorry about her, guess she is in the wrong century.
Vooth 4 years ago
You probally should have mentioned the other horrible things like the fact that hundreds of years ago we lefties were kill because we were suspected changlings or that the word left comes from the old english word lyft which means weak or that the left side of the body is considered unlucky and evil or that the left hand is somethime called the devil's hand. Frankly i don't think you even coverd the tip of the iceberge.
TheUnknownEntity 4 years ago 3
i remember a story of a lefthanded assasin back in the medieval days who assasinated some council person and got away with it because he had his blade hidden on his right side, and the guards checked his left side thinking he had his weapon there (as a righthanded assassin would),
cptoblivios 4 years ago
That's a very good point. There is so much more that isn't exposed in this tiny video.
blinkyyabos 4 years ago
@TheUnknownEntity also, the latin word for left is "sinister"
mynameisdarthtater 1 year ago