British Slang - Can you understand it?

[MrChickenteddY]

"For goodness sake just show him the titty's"

[jayjaypen2]

David Starkey was right

[bluemoonrising26]

@jayjaypen2

lmao

[nonofyall]

00:46 ''I think my teacher lives somewhere around. She is attractive and I would like to have sex with her''

[kwelboss]

I remember feeling embarrassed in the cinema at this film. Can't stand dickhead speak like this.

[fazzie4eva]

Itsz' Liakk Im In Skwl... Depressing :/

LOOL Now Yuh Noe How London Slang is Written :P

[shikara24]

Its London slang, not British slang

[NiambiAfua]

Love this film!

[barnsleybornnbred]

since when has this been british slang? they only talk like it in london

[brawlerwoods]

they need a fuckin education on how to speak

[XxFiiFiixX]

Is it me or does the white guy at 0.59 look like plan B??

[thefivestarboss]

@XxFiiFiixX thats cos it is plan b lol

[NiambiAfua]

@XxFiiFiixX It is plan B :)

[METALLOVEx]

@XxFiiFiixX it is plan b ..

[96jy11]

Typical london chavs

[ragnarox16]

What happened to the guy who got hit with a brick? Did he die?

[WWEStagesInHD]

@ragnarox16 Na he got taken to hospital, his mum phoned omen (sams brother) and she told him hes at hospital

[gracesbracesarefit]

its not exactly hard slang to understand, its just english but less ennunciated

[gracesbracesarefit]

omg plan b was in adulthood!

[353gunsandroses]

i'm english course i understand it ;)

[stickmanani]

Of course i understand it eazy

[TheIEnglishIMan]

I understand all of it

[shredmaster100]

are they jamaicans or something or as i call them white niggers lol and my uncle had a bit of trouble in the flats where he lives with a load of hoodies smashing the glass hallway door in he went mad at them and pulled out his diabetes needle said he had aids and would inject them with the needle they ran off faster than the flash so thats how u deal with these scumbags today because any one would run off if someone pulls a needle out and threatens u with it so the trick does work

[lollieikram1]

He had that guy smash

[OSChrome]

So easy to understand.

[TheyCallMeTrickster]

Understood easily

[JAYJ721]

@crisishiphop

Lol u on point...it's funny tho I like it lol

[Random95Matey]

Im english and cannot stand the Chav language :/

[Jezazz1986]

is that Plan B?

[johnarleyburns]

I sure am glad I live in a civilized country like Germany and not among the savages of the UK.

[888phoenix888]

@johnarleyburns ur a nazi blud

[osamalovehisgirl]

@johnarleyburns

like you man by the way Im Turkish I loveGermany and the great leader Hettler and all the notsy

[mickeyO95]

whoever put this video up is too sad for words

[YungArmada]

0:22 is untranslatable

[killlerkan08]

@YungArmada That man der should be sharing da wealth

[persianmafia111]

easy m8 ;)

[JKA181992]

"show em your tities before I merk your man." that is so funny! adam deacon is jokes

[xXGhettoBlasterXx]

This Makes Me Angry

[jam3s333]

This is London mate, I'm from up north and I know exactly what they are saying. Most of it is just slang

[jinjukazooie]

Oh my god, I was born and bred in London and I have NO idea what these people are saying...

[959chris]

fucking chavs

[thumsupwhore]

bits ov it blad bits

[lilmidget155]

Jay - Show me you titties, before I merk your man.

Man - Oh for goodness sake just show him the titties!!!

LOOOOL.

[iTzNeWDaYz]

ite blud reppin ha7 here fam

[DdotTindall]

@iTzNeWDaYz your a loser

[iTzNeWDaYz]

@DdotTindall love you too <3 LOL you relly think i talk like that? Ow well. Just saying it for teh lolz

[ThEpjInStrumental]

slang r rudeboy ting g it nt fki nard to stand it g wts wrong wid ya

[ediblemonkey1234]

i understand all all of it simple

[lankybeebee]

i love england and adulthood  <333

[xxxmisssparklesxxx]

@lankybeebee same here

[jnyerere]

At the beginning, I thought I was watching a Jamaican tv show.

[redrosex1]

love these films <3 +i think most people can understand this? its not very hard... there's just some 'chav' words in it

[CrisisHipHop]

what's hard to understand?? I'm from New York most of us here are west indian, and all they seem to do in the UK is jack Jamaican/west indian way of speech mixed with a bit of old school east coast hip hop slang, not hard to decipher at all

[VGS786]

@CrisisHipHop Majority of the blacks in the UK are West Indian, Jamaicans/Africans make the vast majority of black population here in the UK that is were our slang, street talk and influences come from. Blacks in the UK get their influences from AFRO CARRIBEAN first then from anywere else. Blacks will breed everywere, my step dad is Jamaican and has family in the U.S..Jamaican/West Indian culture clashed wit the British and American one makes the black Brits in the UK.

[VGS786]

@CrisisHipHop Hispanics, Indian's, Whites, will speak like this also becuase they have been brought up around Jamaicans so dont be suprised if u see a white man in London speaking with a jamaican accent, they would just see it as an accent depending on the town (Borough) Theyre from.

[NicenEasyuk]

@littlemonstamusic Half of the uks foreign these days anyway. Tourists do fine, till they need a mench ^^

[KujahKalade]

0:05 what song is that in the background?

[AirWarCrimewave]

@embracethewave Also I noticed after you said come to Mangolia you said 'there' instead of 'here' so you don't live there do you. You're just trying to sound badass my mentioning a rough area. You probably live with your parents in a nice quiet suburb..you are a fraud and a dick.

[AirWarCrimewave]

@embracethewave Typical keyboard warrior troll. So let me get this straight you're saying New Orleans is a far more dangerous place to live, murderous criminals and the like..so you're saying it's a shitty place to live. Well I'm glad you cleared that up for everyone.

[XBASS247]

WATS THE HYPE ABOUT THE WAY UK MAN SPEAK

[Tom28301016]

Dis is southern english slang

All of england is different in different areas

[jamkid1212]

EVERYONE IN UK TALK LYK DIS ON THE BACKROADS

[jamkid1212]

BLACK UK SLANG IS GREAZY ... 

[SonnyHwang]

ii am a korean and can understand

[jayydott2010]

Rah da white guy is plan b

[lilwayne80081]

Fuck off i know this slang and anyone who moks it is a fukin pussyhole

[cam9408]

fuck i hate rats like these.

[slayermanify]

you better chat snow blood!

[proxkid22]

fucking copy cats

[embracethewave]

AHAHH BRITISH FAGS THINKING THEIR TUFF YOU GUYS ARE ALMOST AS PUSSY AS THE FRENCH

[kaptwistprokills]

@embracethewave there fucking actors

[kizzasmith123]

@embracethewave Nice all caps. Its They're not their and this is a movie not a documentary, do you believe everything you see in movies?

You arent helping the sterotype of Americans being stupid are you?

[MrGeorge07]

@embracethewave your calling us pussys when your the cunts who need a side arm next to you to look big ....fuck off you cunt.

[embracethewave]

@MrGeorge07 fucking punk ass bitch come to Mangolia in New Orleans real niggas round there that wont hesitate to pop your pussy british ass you dont know shit about the hood punk ass bitch

[5starchickEve]

LOL easy, they're just ACTORS.

[020Alex94]

@MrBabySR What You Think In America you Dont have people Like This?

[NobleCreator]

scum of England right?

[adamski895RS]

Im a geordie and I understand this.

[THEAFG03]

ooh fu_C_K im soo stupid

nvrmind i know it

[THEAFG03]

whats the name of this movie? just come to the uk/harrow

name of movie? anyone..

[xXNuRaBaBiieXx]

@THEAFG03 adulthood.

[THEAFG03]

@xXNuRaBaBiieXx

i know... thx anyways

[cutiegirly500]

i understand :)

[craigiejtz]

easy to understand:)

[us8likes8cheese]

WHY CAN'T I UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD?

[TheSkateShack]

FOR GOODNESS SAKE JUST SHOW HIM THE TITTIES!

[laro12xx]

Yeahhh boiiii [:

Adulthood is Bare sickk ;o

[MONKEYJAW89]

I know exactly what they're saying but i am definitely not a chav though.

[HSMike2]

if he tried to rob me i'd laugh my arse off. he's a right skinny cunt.

[luisvega666]

iam not even from this contry undenstal all ....leaves east...Innit mate

[magiksity]

Love the whigger

[ImAceee]

this slang aint nuffin compared to the modern day fam lol

[mrevilmarsbar]

dat shab is piff bruv ima be duffin those splibers like a buff man...... i wonder what would happen if i said that to chav

[VGS786]

Jamaican patios is commonly spoken in the UK slang n accent n influences coms frm Jamaica not everyone will speak dis..Jamaicans/Africans make the vast majority of black population in UK..PPL will hav an accent of der local town (borough)Parts of South n East London will speak lyk dis but dis Lang is not reprasentive of whole London/UK..Speaking patios does not mean u cannot speak gd English going to interviews ppl will switch there lang to standerd English so da interviwer can understand better

[WenchesandMead]

This is London, no one speaks like this where I'm from.

[SkittleSniffer]

I'm a Yorkshire lass and i understand :D NOT A DAM clue how! lol

[xXFairGameXx]

im from south london..... is it bad that i understood every word?

[FANADICALCOWHEAD]

What the fuck? English people can't even speak their own god damn fucking language probably. And it doesn't end there either. They also mispronounce most of their words. For example take the word "Party" but in the UK they managed to completely avoid the "r" so instead of saying party they say "pawty" and it doesn't end there "Ay mate yu waunt't go t 'hat pawty ove' dea'h" Translation: "Hey man do you want to go that party of there" Like holy shit.

[FreshPrinceLoverEm]

@FANADICALCOWHEAD Not everyone in the UK is like that, though unfortuantly more and more people are begining to talk like this.

[FANADICALCOWHEAD]

@FreshPrinceLoverEm

I know, it's just really weird. I watch Coronation Street and I have a harder time understanding them, then I do watching swamp people, or Maury. Maybe it's just because I'm north American, but when you compare the two North American slang is a lot more proper than it is in the supposedly "Classy" European country. But I'm only making reference to street level English.

[DannyFC]

@FANADICALCOWHEAD how can any bastardisation be more 'proper' than the original language?

[DannyFC]

@FANADICALCOWHEAD Americans don't pronounce it 'party' either, but 'pardy'. People from different places have different dialects, neither is 100% the 'true' pronunciation. How can Americans complain a language they adapted not spoken 'properly'? Doesn't make any sense.

[VGS786]

@FANADICALCOWHEAD Thats dumb UK is very multi cultural..Every race will have their own type of slang and accent coming from their mother tounge, jus cas you are born UK does not mean you speak the queens the English..Indians have their own, Whites have their own (Cockney) Blacks here have their own and obv you get the few posh ppl who speak standerd..The Jamaican slang just became a fashion and trend here in the UK whites who have been brought up around Blacks here will speak no different

[BamItsHearts]

What hood is this?

[sduroch]

This accent is not representative of the whole of the United Kingdom of Great Britain it is more exclusive in London. I haven't heard this accent in other parts of the U.K.

[TheMitchellb7]

sme

[MrMypenisisbigger]

very easy for me who lives in North London

[ShaqEatsAirplane]

@novakbanks me to. ]:

[Dyakki]

Q=Z means YEAH~!

[wardy2294]

Most people who watch this are British!

[alextankian]

SHOW HIM THE TITTIES!

[Mbryty]

I understand all of it ... Its simple !!

[cookiemonstershuffle]

I can understand every singl bit

[cookiemonstershuffle]

YolandeHeartsNYandCA youre a let down to all us brits

[Bleu098]

it is Plan B

[Bleu098]

for goodness sake just show him the titties! 

[u320017]

@novakbanks thrust be u dont want to be British

[Lunchbeaner]

@92JTH92 yes I looked it up and you are correct

[nikitaspb123]

slang  is american language not english!!

british english is clear classic

[cookiemonstershuffle]

what the fuck are you onabout you watch to much steriotype shit

[YognautZach]

its easy still im from east london

[Lunchbeaner]

I'm part British so things I understand pop in and out

[92JTH92]

@Lunchbeaner  na na na na na u mean part english

[YolandeHeartsNYandCA]

@novakbanks im english and its shit. i sooooooo wanner be american its so much cooler and your accents are cool lol. unless your a hick

[bertus23]

I understand all of it :/

[Tokiohotelgirl97]

I just watched adulthood!

[HardcoreHamster33]

I'm british, I can understand a bit! xD

[HardcoreHamster33]

that really looks like plan B! xD

[iDannyLad]

@HardcoreHamster33 thats coz it is plan b

[HardcoreHamster33]

@iDannyLad Yay! :D I thought so! :o Love plan b! :D

[thamim786]

letz rapp da mann no long ting ;)

i cann understand it

[thamim786]

letz rapp da mann no long ting ;)

[Andrewskater642]

@novakbanks Us english are just to cool bro ;D

[MrStickman2011]

@Andrewskater642 'allie'

[itskirstybetchx]

I'm British and I can just about understand it :P

[kingGrimmjow95]

i can...

[RudiL94]

understood every word... not hard is it.

[EHNOreviews4u]

for goodness sake just show her the titties!

[MrFlyahh]

@EHNOreviews4u him* ;)

[EHNOreviews4u]

@MrFlyahh oh yeah my bad, man dunt care what man writes cos man rolls deep u get me?

[Storm1053]

wagwan fam

[XxbluerubbaduckxX]

i understand this im from north west england, ino there from down south but still

[gangstaladie]

i understand this it sounds like ppl in new york almost just a little more proper:p

[ABisopht]

@gangstaladie false, false false. Although I appreciate the uniqueness of this accent, it is nowhere near anything New York.

[DieMenschMaschine85]

@ABisopht : It's just different. Every country has it.

[freddiemjames]

ya,its simples!

[WHATJaz]

I understand this cause a few people in my school speak like this.. It's not really hard to understand.

[edenite]

glad i dont understand a single word of this crap.

[RetroGirl1974]

Why have kids made up a whole other language?? Isn't the English language good enough for them? I seriously do not get it!!!!

[omfgzhax]

I understood this just fine...

[TheBeckiboo968]

Is that Plan B????

[Kmaster02]

@TheBeckiboo968 Yeah Plan B played 'Dabs' in Adulthood.

[MrEmmacath224]

@TheBeckiboo968 yepp

[dudewalkers2]

@TheBeckiboo968 Yeah lol :D

[iDannyLad]

@TheBeckiboo968 yeah it is

[MrStickman2011]

@TheBeckiboo968 yes it is

[thamim786]

@TheBeckiboo968 yh it iz

[Sophieksian]

@TheBeckiboo968 Yeh it is

[cookiemonstershuffle]

yh man

[ccvnic]

@TheBeckiboo968 That's What I Thought.

[MrPamber]

what a shit film

[TheIceMurder]

This is not a 'chav' accent you fucking ignorant americans. Listen yanks this is a london urban accent. Chavs are the skinheads that say "ello" instead of "hello" and say "mate" after every sentence. If you wanna see a chav watch the jeremy kyle show.

[kqlhdjkwbvqhjevbkqef]

fist off this english accent not british second there is a diefferent accent nearly every six miles especially above birmingham thats northern terrotry...............

[xbox360Ginger]

i can understand all of it :)

[redrosex1]

I'm inlove with plan b and this film

[0xVx0]

iz he speak engrish?

BLOODY BASTARD

ID LIKE A CUP OF TEA PLEASE