Anal Cunt - I Sold Your Dog to A Chinese Restaraunt

[jimmiow]

yOU all neeD to Grow A fucken Heart and die. You shit STain superstar baby rapingG dog FelcHing Butt MuNCHer@!@!2!

[triggers71]

i just played this backwards and it sounded just the same.



[axebitten]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[RatmTelecaster]

i can help but laugh at the lyrics and song titles these guys make.

[BiCkYBaSh]

This guy must get punched in the throat before he "sings".

[weirdcast2]

This is catchy as fuck.

[preceeding]

I Googled "Best Band Ever".

I guess I got what I deserved.

[PxUxSx]

noisecoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[INSANEJUMP]

@PxUxSx noisegrind bro

[thenuguy65]

the lyrics are amazing! i love the part where he says AAAAAAAAA WAAA WAAA YARRGGGG

[000Z9A]

mhm owkeejj..

and..? when does the chorus exatly starts? lol

[FhaGlad]

RRRrrr!! RRaaaawwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkk RErqwrqwrqwrqrrRIUGAKUSWHAHWLH­jljasklahahaqwhlk!!!! \m/

[brotherlouie90210]

bardzo lubie ich kawalki poniewaz maja dobry bicik i mozna przy niech potanczyc...

[drydust999]

I sold your mom to a vietnamese brothel

[jtferrante2014]

lyrics: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH­HAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­AGHAGGHHAGHGHAGHHHHHHHAHGGAAAA­AAAAGGGAAAAAAAAAGGAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[flamiliamelgaco]

gay song, gay vocal, gay guitar, gay drums, gay band

[RaptureandZune]

@flamiliamelgaco And a gay audience - you. Faggot.

[gbncsrht]

The whole concept of Anal Cunt is ridiculous and that's why it works.

[djalexxx11]

oh, I almost forgot, can any of u come up with anything better than "dying is gay"? so the singer died, everyone does, deal with it, its not the end of the world so stop fuckin winning... wait... I'm winning... I'll shut up now, but u all still suck major cock

[djalexxx11]

I love seeing all u anal cunt fans get worked up about someone disliking this "music", I would say get a life but then what the fuck am I doing here right? anyways u all suck and go rape each other u turd ticklers :P

[secretlifejunkie08]

Spongebob actually brought me here.(:

[GriefSmilesUponUs]

catchy

[joakoz01928374650192]

apic name

[erpour]

best stuff i heard in awhile.

[OMGITSFRIEDCHIKIN13]

how the FUCK did i find this.

[kloratis]

@OMGITSFRIEDCHIKIN13 you stupid dyke cunt

[letmeatem3]

While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire

[templetheory]

Dying is gay.

[DarkNog]

I preferred them when they were heavier.

[satualm]

That dog was also gay !

[adeebkasem]

this is too pop for me.

[kookieless]

even my dog was headbanging

[porkadachop]

My favorite line was when he was all like wawa yadadada ya.

[zammylot]

@porkadachop When will people learn comments like this are not funny at all?

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

The last line makes this song.

[StianSlam]

chinese people are gay

[RaptureandZune]

@StianSlam No. I just fucked your mom last night.

[StianSlam]

@RaptureandZune yes. and my mums a man - she had a sexchange. see i said you was gay...

[RaptureandZune]

@StianSlam But being gay is cool! If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay

[StianSlam]

@RaptureandZune i am gay. yes its cool.

[madderbass]

Dogs are gay

[TheMightyP00tis]

... this has lyrics??

[SangMonster]

@TheMightyP00tis LMAFO. Seriously

[tunglour]

@necrocoprophilia but it's all unkvlt and untr00.

[tunglour]

@necrocoprophilia But they're mathcore. CLOSE ENOUGH lul.

[tunglour]

@necrocoprophilia but that sounds like yet another gay deathcore band

[gninja666]

the true reason for seth's death was that he was trying to fit 15 black dicks up his butt. His organs handled the cocks but we wasn't prepared for the super aids that was spread into his body from having that many penises of african descent in his anal cavity

[albinoalbaner]

how can such a gorgeosand lovely person like seth putnam die?life isnt fair...88

[slay3r43v3r]

@albinoalbaner so true! 88

[Meex1989]

I can't even understand what the fuck he's saying.

[Blargman57]

@MeexLet me break these lyrics down for you then... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUVGUFUAAAA­AAA, AAAJJIJAIJAAJAJAAJAJAAOAOAKAAA­AAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA

[thedescent666]

@Blargman57 HAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN' BRILLIANT!

[HUDJ0679790]

PUTMAN DIED BECAUSE HE WAS A FAGGOT ! ! !

.... i believe that's what he would have wanted to hear...

[Maysuka]

I tried to follow along with the lyrics... It.. It didn't work. :c

[EvilTyrant666]

if theres a troll band, it has to be anal cunt

[thatonedrunk2]

how fucking gay is death? queer.

[breakfastMcgull]

This is garbage

[themousemaster]

@breakfastMcgull Garbage is gay

[MrThelen15]

This is music?

[Screep55]

Rest in Pieces Putnam

[TheSonsofHorusx]

o ballz

[alibootboy]

@yoitsyerboydielonn you can't spell!!!!

[Darkwarrior702]

He's dead.................LOL

[nigganickification]

if six feet under's roadies hadn't have ganged up on him while chris barnes ran away like a little bitch, i think seth putnam would've beat barnes's ass

[ThatTastyJuiceBox]

@deathmetal931 Im the loser? LOL Dude you obviously love getting trolled. Get fucked nerd, blocked! ROFL

[ThatTastyJuiceBox]

@deathmetal931 Stfu nerd, go die in a fire! Death to faggots!

[ThatTastyJuiceBox]

@deathmetal931 Whatever you say faggot, you like taking dick in the face!

[ThatTastyJuiceBox]

@deathmetal931 Oh, so ontop of sucking dick you're a liar too. Whatever nerd hahahaha

[ThatTastyJuiceBox]

@deathmetal931 You're gay

[jamesdean718]

150,000 views. fuck.



[DDavi04]

Turning on your computer is gay. (this one was already on, haha)

[RampinUp46]

Heart attacks are gay.

[JulianSmells]

You aren't supposed to like Anal Cunt. All these haters are gay.

[BradWest96]

Lyrics fucking rule. Too bad Seth pussied out and fucking died, that gay bastard.

[YoshiFan100]

@BradWest96 How did he die?

Did he chug a 190?

[BradWest96]

@YoshiFan100 Dude OD'd on some gay-ass sleeping pills.

[niemand0niemand]

amazin band

[MichaelMetalManiac]

Seth dying from a heart attack is soooo gay!

[Antarath]

@MichaelMetalManiac

He was a nearly-cribbled faggot anygay!

[RegurgitatedSoul]

Dying is gay...

[NashKillmaster]

I was Seth Putnam's heart attack and killed the faggot!

[edgefanforlife14]

@NashKillmaster Seth told me to tell you that your gay...

Seth wins

[NashKillmaster]

@edgefanforlife14 He told me you bricked in his mouth and liked it.

[DrBuggles1]

Brings a tear to my aye every time...

[BurgerZombieClown]

I fuckin hate you guys now play another song!

[IlSignorCeppo]

RIP God!



[KyleX515]

RIP Seth.

[LLJMproductions]

@Necryte that was meant to be a joke.

[dashaw99]

jiggitty jitggitty jiggity jigtty joooo

[SOM3BOZO]

"While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire" :{)

[swinetastic]

84 people lost their precious fucking dogs. BooHoo.

[pyromanizak]

@swinetastic you're a huge faggot

[Thisabadusername]

@swinetastic Ikr. Faggots.

[SorgOfficial]

LOL "While you were at the resteraunt I lit your house on fire"

[haloman720]

YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING

IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG

WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE

[haloman720]

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS

AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME

IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND

I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE

AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT

I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW

BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY

SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

[LLJMproductions]

lyrics??

[Necryte]

@LLJMproductions they are in description retard.

[SuperCockism]

michael vick would like this

[norulzdotpt]

fucking amazing!

[11fiction]

i wanna make a mix cd of this band and garfunkel and oates and give it to an elderly person and watch them explode

[Sleekxify]

its really interesting to read the lyrics while listening !

[rimblatic]

übergay

[Denleavy]

What the fuck is the point in publishing lyrics to this?

[albinoalbaner]

fuck all dogs in thje ass..,88

[mozo2112]

Owning dogs is gay.

[TheBlackGoldfish]

Anal Cunt is troll-music

[undert8er]

A man was fucked to death by a horse in the ass while eating chinese dog food. Say your prayers.

[Jayuhksawn]

Anal cunt is the gayest suckiest band ever

[belchingdonkeyy]

Jayuhksawn is the gayest suckiest youtuber ever

[Jayuhksawn]

@belchingdonkeyy belchingdonkeyy likes penises and likes to stick dildos on his forehead and rapes himself like a unicorn.

[belchingdonkeyy]

@Jayuhksawn fuck dude, you must know me or somethin

[ofwolfandwhiplash]

@belchingdonkeyy This made me laugh, hard. 20 internets to you sir.

[CessnaPilot1B9]

79 people own cats

[KillerHelix]

I would be lost, were it not for the erm... Lyrics?

A.C. Phails. discuss.

[SeanKnox183]

How does this stuff get produced?

[anjew821]

wow this is for sure on my top 25 played on itunes

[DavidEst1993]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[jzamora999]

first of all, death metal is not gay, its better than two pieces of tin being struck together, which is what this shit is,

second, why would someone beat the shit out of a dog, anal cunt is fukkin wierd, and anyone who likes this shitstorm, is destined to a long, lonely, and devastaiting life

have fun being losers, jerk-offs *shits on an anal cunt cd*

[Binochy77]

@jzamora999 Rofl you got trolled by seth putnam

[lerry1234]

@jzamora999 you got trolled by seth putnam fool

[youandyamum]

@jzamora999 My life was devastating & lonely until I found Anal Cunt. I am having fun being a loser. I draw the line though at masturbating while you poo on an Anal Cunt CD. (don't forget to wipe your bum)

[haGoodluckwiththat]

@jzamora999 and that's exactly what he wants you to do

[joebruin666]

rectum

[bisus]

Best lyrics ever, too bad i don't understand shit.

[shav12]

this is fucking amazing

[NUmetalage1994]

Best lines: "I was on my way to turn in Illegal aliens to the INS!"

"It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band"

"Your family ordered a pu pu platter

You didn't know what you were eating

It was your fucking gay faithful dog

While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire"

[CheeseyMac01]

Wow. They suck. They really do. And yet i cant stop listing to them

[Maxpound]

The cool thing is that Anal Cunt is trying their hardest to sound like shit yet this sounds like technical mastery when you compare it to deathcore. So in a fucked up ironic way they failed to suck monkey cocks.

[ChaplainDMK]

@Maxpound

They probably spend more time making up the names than the actual songs :P

[belchingdonkeyy]

@Maxpound more like deathcore is just that bad

[BadassAnons]

@Maxpound Couldn't agree more! All deathcore knows is breakdown all the way, they're fucking stupid scene posers trying to be death metal, but they fail in everyway possible.

[foreverbells]

These are amazing lyrics.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

The guitar and drums were recorded on a 4-track at Anal Cunt's practice space and the vocals were recorded on a PA in the studio, where vocalist Seth Putnam mixed it, meaning it has the harshest sound of any of the band's full-length albums.

I have an IPOD full of Anal Cunt.

[theo7491]

my favorite part is that even when i read the lyrics, i still cant tell what he's saying =p

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@theo7491 phrasing

[heftybeats]

Titanic soundtrack ? :)

[1917redstar]

Didn't they win The X Factor a few years ago?

[Apiaanilol]

i love anal cunt, because it is so sensitive and it makes sense in so many different levels. the person who wrote this song must be a genius

[spangleyscurr]

Too right, "It only gets worse".

[leviathanmcaal]

oh i'm so offended. seth putter is a fat dumb bitch. go down some more prescriptions: faggot drug addict slob.

[HammarHeart]

@leviathanmcaal yeah, he's also a worthless cumguzzling nigger... oh wait that's you. go back to watching louis CK videos you fucking faggot and then hang yourself

[leviathanmcaal]

@HammarHeart : ) Let's KISS!!!

[HammarHeart]

@leviathanmcaal with or without our penises? 'cause i'm not looking for anything serious atm, just a fling, yeah?

[IvoXMeTaL]

What a son of a bi+ch, He made me LOL as fuck

[sonsomenso1]

I Sold Your Mom to a Pimp.

[djmarkymcfly]

fucken ordinary, stick to workin or the council you dropkicks

[vergatdoi]

THIS SHIT BLOWS!!!!

[XIXIPCUNNINGHAMIXIX]

Such a beutiful song.

[windoes98se]

wtf it is only like 53 seconds long, are all there songs this long or are they edited so you tubes doesnt take them off?

[Demonoftheforrest]

@windoes98se No they're all this long

[super7fanboy]

LOL this shit is so insanely funny......

[MasterOfPuppets2012]

Fuck!

[rizla75]

wtf is this shite... sounds like a kid havin a tantrum cos cant have his own way.. utter shit !!!!

[kraastopher]

@rizla75 You think this is serious or something?

[Moonshield15]

@rizla75 Moron.

[Almosteasyese]

@rizla75 I know it kicks fuckin ass.

[MutedChord]

@rizla75 Thats why it's so funny... Dont you get the joke?

[rhitt79]

this video sucks balls...this is the most bullshit band ever...fuckin' faggots

[xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx]

Main theme of this band: GAY. Funny thing is, I acctually know a guy from my school called josh martin?!

[Chibiharlz101]

Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

=D

[SuperDroogie187]

A better song title nowadays would be "I Sold Your Dog to M. Vick"

[TankLuke]

cool cruel man

[elsabordelgeco]

mi fa un po' cagare, sono malato Dottore?

[BlackDMUrder43]

How is this grindcore?

Terrorizer is grindcore

This is just a Fun Band isnt it?

[breedome]

@BlackDMUrder43 Does it matter only pussies care about labeling everything....

[kalloused]

@BlackDMUrder43 yeah this is just a funny satire band. They do all sorts of shit. they do funny acoustic songs and shit like that. AC is the best. Hilarous

[indianbadass4568]

the pic is funny lol