Snakes on a Train - Woman to snake

[undroid99]

I think this guy made something a bit wrong...

[raigekiman]

i dont like this movie no samuel l jackson

[BurnToastification]

2:16 OM NOM NOM!!!

[MexicanLatina18]

WTF.

[moviemaker826]

HA! HA HA HA HA! Oh that's retarded! *falls on the floor* *wheezes* HA HA HA!

[RobedBassist]

WOOO! reluctant diner and a retarded song :D

[yari015]

thats why you shouldn't eat snakes kids

[Serjical1]

Next: Bears on a raft 

[SuperRocker671]

This movie was kind of stupid all they had to do is to stop the train and get out.

[weridparamorefreak]

They should really stop that train, and get off...

[Chowder908]

hey it looks like justin beiber

[Pineapple2141]

There's a guy who did a review of Snakes on a Train. It is basically a video (on here) in four parts of him spoofing the whole movie and pulling it apart bit by hilarious bit.

SoaT is possibly one of the most terrible films I've seen.

[AgnoAtheist]

1:39 - You can see the snakes trying to keep it's head out of her mouth thinking "wtf's wrong with these people?"

[UdIe801]

y the girl swallows her own boyfriend.........

[ashleiixx7]

What the fuck.

[upgrey]

wrong spell dumbass

[VohnExel]

"Oop, I appeared to have swallowed an entire person." "That would be the Bartender, your Jaw unhinged like a snake, it was unreal."

[genesisproject]

Totally unrealistic. Why wasn't she in a kitchen?

[whiiskie1]

snakes on a plane was bad enough .. atleast it was more relistic ..

lol some people just dont know what bad is

or just noone will watch kinda bad shit lol

if that makes sense =]

[Mr123ABCMAC]

naked man and woman on bed?

[Credithelper75]

stupid

[WhipLash42o]

pfft instead of babbling nonsense he should have just got some holy water poured it on a newspaper and beat that ho chanting "The power of christ compels you!" I bet that would have been more effective.

[theYTPmaster100]

klaymen on a table?

[dtag3212]

This is so fucking retarded it's not even funny. i mean, he's babbling some bullshit nonsense while she's devouring snakes, and when she eats him, the other guy just stands there and looks at her for 5 seconds like nothing happened and then just walks away.... WORST. MOVIE. EVER!

[TerrorDomeRules]

what a horrible piece of CGI trash.

[alexgets98]

blood in the grill

[DoomZappo]

For any of you who haven't figured out the meaning of ''unimpressive effects'', here it is.

[Pure995]

@RussellBakerFilms Good one lol

[balrog13571]

So why can't they jsut stop the train?

The people at Asylum should be in one!

[click4randomness]

What is that guy a fucking priest

[TheAnamies]

whats next snakes in the toilet xD*gigling*

[Luirio]

@TheAnamies It's already made in Snake on a Plane ^^

[jrriojase]

PIRANHAS ON AN ESCALATOR

[dude15697]

The sequel should be Sharks on a Bus.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

@dude15697 Sounds like one of those cheesy movies SyFy is making.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

disturbinga

[DoofusInc]

god just face-palmed

[polie1234]

this scene is one of the horrible and shocking scene i've ever seen.

[onedeadcat]

Scene reminds me of how McCain 'discovered' Palin, who quickly devoured him and his entire campaign.

[APPLESAUCE50]

@onedeadcat must people make EVERYTHING political?! GOD!

[BlaizeTheDragon]

What the fuck?

[chris15897]

what the...

[shitflinger]

In the next exciting movie in this series, hungry, ravenous snake-like late night talk show hosts wreak havoc at a construction site in the quiet little town of Augusta. Matt Damon stars as Vageena Hurtz, a sexy news reporter covering some strange happenings down at the old Mesohard Construction Company. Snakes! Blood! Hot Actresses! Horrible Screen Writing! And much more in,

SNAKES ON A CRANE!....IN MAINE! Comming to theaters never. (thank god)

[jonydog1998]

@shitflinger lololololol that 1 cold be funny as hell

giant king kobras with hard hats builing a reptile exibet at a zoo

[shitflinger]

@jonydog1998 =P

[Hmoob920dude4ever]

ku kush ku LAY CHIPS...GOu GOu GA GA soccer cinco de miO..wtf is he saying?

[jaseon1000]

there sold be all the parts of this movei

[onedeadcat]

Food in the refrigerator

Sheep in a farm

House on a fly

MJ on the kid

Hannity on the Colmes

Republicans in the white house

Horrifying movies.

[RocketeerRaccoon]

Oh my god, this movie is so bad, it was just a cheap movie to catch on with another bad movie which is more infamous, Snakes on a Plane. =p

[BDevilScholar]

Anybody who makes never mind watches this shit need a good smack.

[themanof5]

seriously, all the snakes in this movie that are real, you can buy at a pet store or find in your backyard

[The333MINTY]

Dude, that's disterbing as hell. That cultic shit is messed up dude.

[esclusivi]

sakopeo maltiosh=you r eating my snake my gosh!!! then she eats him too...AWESOME story!!!!!!XD

[temporary1121]

damn immigrants!!!!!

[LEZWEL1995]

WTF!!!!

[themanof5]

where did he get a machetti they caint posibbly allow those on a train, can they?

[themanof5]

snot on a yacht

[themanof5]

okay yeah that sucks

[QwertyYuk]

must be the worst movie i have never seen

[kinddion24]

ok!

[lovedemond]

Dude may very well be the hottest scene ever!!! that was always a major fantisy of mine in that whore just did it so good. I BE LOVEN IT!!!!!!!

[baldywayne]

o.j in a trile

[DVDMovieBufferBX]

WTF....which one came first plane or train.

[lovecharmedones]

Snakes on a PLANE came first!!

snakes on a train was made 2 so calles "beat" snakes a plane but it was total shit.

If i were in a train with snakes on it i would rather break a window, jump and get lost and die or whatever instead of getting killed by a bunch of snakes

[DVDMovieBufferBX]

LOL....thanks for the reply

[kechu723]

@lovecharmedones Another movie churned out by The Asylum who makes a bunch of "mockbusters" which are similar to popular films but suck total dick. These pieces of shit are made as fast as they can, then put on shelves hoping to be purchased.

[Moronman15]

Well, you know what they say.... You are what you eat XD...

[Osborne4Life]

I dont get it. Was she a giant snake the whole time in a human disguise? If so, why?

[thedeliverytruck]

goats on a gondola.

[stottie301]

jews in a gym

[thedeliverytruck]

bulls on a submarine.

[stottie301]

Nigger's in a Digger

[thedeliverytruck]

goats on a gondola.

[megahawk46]

@stottie301 dude dat is racist

[Lordmandis]

Also she eat anyone in human form like does she deform or something due to mega video I cant watch the f**king ending

[Lordmandis]

so she eats people as well as snakes??

[Deathandroid18]

Snakes on a Train? that is similar to a movie I got which is Snakes on a Plane.

o_O is this movie good?

[sango3876]

Ok at's just gross at woman is eating at snake

[hamburgler117]

Snakes on a Truck?

[RexBlazer1]

I feel sorry for the snakes, every time someone sees a snake, their first instinct is to kill it, sad, don't you think?

[XE3iojx]

@RexBlazer1 Not really when the snake is trying to swallow you whole in the movie and make you it's next meal. Though in real life, yes, some snake's dont deserve that...

[orangeXrange]

Goats on a boat.

[thephillivanilli]

hell ya!! TDWP for life!!!

[jdwander23]

snakes on my dick

[Myrymma]

Snakes on a wagon: a doomed pioneer family and their caravan is destroyed by snakes, living on their wagons. look for it in theaters next week.

[dyinman]

i lol'd :D

[BKiggin]

Snakes on a bus, Snakes on a car and finally Snakes on a horse

[wolfangzard]

maybe Snakes on a sandwich?

[Dethmaster64]

Snakes Eat Chocolate Rain!!

[Flyingmonkeychris]

snakes on Max Payne?

[gianenudo]

snakes on my hardon

[TheChoujinVirus]

silly mockbuster

leave the snakes to Samuel Jackson

[disposableteenaxle]

those poor snakes in her mouf :/

[mrprimeproductions]

snakes on a cake

[CostasHadjikakou]

snakes on cocaine?

[TechHouseChica]

Snakes in the Rain

[DragRac3r1]

mmmmmm? XD

[viktoreklund]

Snakes on McCain?

[SenpaiXcore]

snakes on a lemontree! i know it doesn't match xD

[Biggestsnake]

SNAKES ON A HOUSE !

[joli8845]

someone should upload the snakes on a train movies,not jsut trailer

[Buckeyecat2002]

Snakes in a Drain- only if your toilet gets stopped up!

[JNT11593]

I'm waiting for snakes on a crane

[Pierre8907]

Snakes on a frame? Snakes are mundane? Blood in my Vein? His name is Zane? All still including snakes of course.

[STUCASHX]

sounds like you got snakes on the brain !

[Skillz506]

Snakes on a bowling lane?

[NaruIno4ever123]

So... she becomes a snake... by eating... snakes? WTF

[thejokeriscool]

It could happen lol

[warcrime53]

next movie:snake in a minefield

[throwthethief]

otters on a roe boat

[cornboy111]

Snakes on a Bus?

In your moms car?

ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!

[Baller15Iver3son]

sh eis kinda hot jking

[hacker0wnz]

can you send me the full movie please ?>

[firespirit19]

there was a guy on ripleys believe it or not, that would eat poisonous snakes, and then regurgitate them, all while the snake is alive...

it bit the inside of his stomach and they had to rush him to the hospital as he regurgitated the snake... the snake lived, i didnt much care what happened to the guy, he had it comin.

[vegeto245]

will u stop eating fucking snakes?

[RussellBakerFilms]

What's next?! BUGS ON A WINDSHIELD?

[vegeto245]

LOL

[moonyprongs]

hahahaha

[jonydog1998]

@RussellBakerFilms rofl i might just make that for fun it would be funny as hell

[DoofusInc]

@RussellBakerFilms this comment...is plain EPIC!!!

[MrOTK1995]

@RussellBakerFilms

Rats In A Toilet?

[mooveeguy]

what the hell did i just see??????

[Ozziguy6]

dumbest thing I have ever seen

[LightningT5]

TRAIN!

I swear that the Asylumn do spoofs almost!

[vnfangy]

sheeps on a ship

[Team4omena]

lol

1.snakes on a plane

2.snakes on a train

3.snakes on a boat

4.snakes on a car

5.snakes on a white house XD

[Jackinboxes78]

@Team4omena Snakes on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

[AuryOtaku]

o.o im a snake lover, not snake-eater. poor things!!!

[DeathBlade182]

What's next? Snakes on a fucking boat?

[Jamrora]

that's a reason not to eat snakes

[SeolfurDragyn]

What? WOMAN is evolving!

Congratulations, your WOMAN evolved into SNAKE!

[Angel94angel94]

@SeolfurDragyn Lol you could make a dub an add music, that would be fun ;)

[MegamaXX500]

actually this movie came around near 2004, where I saw it at blockbuster, so it wasnt a copycat

[zackolot]

didn't the first snakes on a plane come out like 20-30 years before the newer one?

its an old copycat

[fusmusic]

wow.........wowwowowowowoowowo­w

CHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!­!!!!!

[Twilightmia]

Lol she looks more like a vampire then a snake :P The ending is so wicked then she eats the whole train

[Buckeyecat2002]

The guy is speaking in tongues.

[JayYoung8]

were can i see this movie, serously i wnat to see it

[BeeSting360]

Shut him up for the love of god! lol

[SkittaG]

iel thats sick man did you know alien's are real?????

[strongbadman2]

why dont they just jump off the train? i mean seriously wtf?

[gojiranotgodzilla]

when I record this on TV I will beam myself in and ask her to change me to an snake or eat me.

[HaxxorAxor]

nice soundeffects

[InfernoW0lf]

This movie is worse that the first Hulk movie

[MegamaXX500]

thats a little harsh

[Rainstar9805]

Awsome but what da hell is he saying?

[jakethelegendsnake]

that was coll

[Twiztedgoalie]

OK....does anyone have the clip at the very end where a giant snakes eats the train? I want to see that one clip but I'm not renting the movie to do so.

[Zero85545]

this is horrible and cheesey as hell...omg

[RapBert]

exactly

[DCTTWOM92]

you dont even see her change jip!

[DoomHippie]

THe scary part is that this isn't a parody!

[Scyfersythe]

It's a documentary.

[Wolfenblade]

About real life events!

[Scyfersythe]

That actually happened!

[Wolfenblade]

With all the odd stuff that happens today, I imagen it probably did happen!

[Scyfersythe]

It is because it is based on a true story!

[Wolfenblade]

I don't think it really is, but to think that it actually gives much more of a comedic value to it.

[Scyfersythe]

Yeah. Same thing with Passion of the Christ.

[sandell321]

lmao

[Jackinboxes78]

@Scyfersythe Snakes on a Cross?

[jollyjoan]

yer a retard, right?

its incredible, no actually sad you actually think this is true

[Scyfersythe]

You are a retard if you are respinding to me after thinking that I might actually think this is true, insteading of knowing I was kidding.

[Olzme]

What the hell Julia?? LOL

[emmagirl668]

WTF i thought it was snakes on a plane but it equally sucks

[Quentin242451]

It get's carried off to Mexico by a Torando summond by a Neckalce. And I'm sadly Serious.

[oddworlddude]

i wonder what happens to that snake who jumped out of the window

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

It swallows the train.

[oddworlddude]

whoa! never heard of this film but it does sound good and scary

[thenabil]

oh, no wonder there's no Samuel L Jackson. Its snakes on a TRAIN. haha

[vflorida]

Got huge snake.

[smallvillefreek26]

woah xD

[KABortmission]

WE HAVE A RUNARAY TWAIN!

[AssassinsCreed1990]

TWAIN?

[KABortmission]

check the bloopers and you will understand

[sandell321]

lmao yeah

[Falcovsleon20]

What a rip. We don't see any actual transformation via (even cheaply done) cgi or makeup effects. She just has dark skin and fangs and eats live snakes and then next thing we know, giant snake. It's a not a transformation if we don't actually see her transforming.

[rommelarmando]

can you put the death of the little girl and when brujo rip off the hearth with a snake off the guy

[TheGosuKiller]

Could you describe what is going on?

[CNash85]

Right. Basic plot is that the woman in the video is infected with an ancient curse that's causing her to spit up snakes, and is slowly turning her into a snake too. Her boyfriend (the bearded guy) is taking her to some shaman in order to cure her, but the only way fast enough is by train. Thus, snakes on a train. And, as you can see in this video, his plan fails.

[NY4Life]

Isn't that one of the dudes from lost

[TheGosuKiller]

Woah she's a huge snake! =D