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I tottaly wanna use this speech!
brooksie19 2 months ago
Fellows, remember this speech. Because @ some point in every male's life he will meet some women who will make him feel like shit, & this speech would be very useful to know.
RandomUsername010 2 years ago
So sad. The story of my life. I guess he should just date desperate ugly girls who would have him. Fuck that.
PeopleAllergy 2 years ago
fuck you, I am champaigne!
goodflo911 2 years ago 2
very good film, especially the fat psycho who killed the doorman:)
lladsbid 3 years ago
just got to love that come back
"is it someone else"
"no it's just you"
I've got to use that if i break up with someone
Tinkerbelladona 3 years ago
funny how he eventually commits suicide after that hard talk, haha
digitalldeath 4 years ago
Yep, and nobody remembered who he was besides the girl who broke up wit him. Hilarious.
At least his words are true, and she'll never find true happiness.
Dhlamedia 4 years ago
I had to do this scene and play andy last year on school and never saw this scene: Damn they let me do a whole minute of crying and snottering and now i see it was like 5 seconds
MPGking1001 4 years ago
One of the funniest opening scenes ever. I love this film.
suedehead28 4 years ago
"I am champagne" I love this scene. Happiness is real life in a weird way.
morbels 4 years ago 4
Sweeeeet! Best clip to advertise datesites! XD
Its like speaking for the sake peace, harmony & pasifism after watching Chuck Norris movies.
Which arent actually movies, but real events sum ppl managed to film.
dimadimi 4 years ago
"I'm champagne and you're shit"...I love Todd, I wish he would make more films, welcome to the Dollhouse is my all time favorite!! BTW weiner dog did turn out to be a lesbo in real life.
niawest 4 years ago
juassss, que tio mas capullo dios mio. Bueno, la tia no se queda atras... Ainsss la superficialidad actual...
estefaniahb 4 years ago
etsi,etsi...
dragan7gr 4 years ago
etsi pois, et löydä kuiteskaa
dimadimi 4 years ago
Lovitz rulz in this clip - it's great how he starts out being so sad and pathetic then turns into a volcano of rage. Classic
robotzorro 4 years ago
"is it someone else?....NO it's just you"!!! thats funny....i showed this movie to a lot of people....only about half get it...( the good half) im champagne!!!!
toxicpimpsmack 4 years ago
You should cut 50% of your friends then!
goodflo911 2 years ago
Probablemente el mejor film de finales del siglo XX. No sabes si reir,llorar, sonreir, tomárselo en serio o en broma. El principio es genial, great John Lovitz. Film indie perfect.
Walterneff1944 4 years ago
love it!
donlongdong 4 years ago
TODD FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
peteranvers 4 years ago
This movie rules
thetruerock 4 years ago
well, um i think i've watched this same clip 3-4 times in 24 hrs. why it makes me happy i dont understand, but thank u 4 posting it!!
luckymonkey 4 years ago
WOW!!!
luisvelascoSSS 4 years ago
"You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause I'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit."
- This is honestly the best break-up scene I've ever seen^^
I searched for this clip for a long time! Thanks for sharing! Well, you are simply champagne ;-)
81ANCA 4 years ago