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  • 1:03

    what Dax says in bed.

  • i don't know why i said humans 2:12

  • This is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen/heard.

    CRAP! lol

  • Dax, what are you?? Dax: 2:58

  • that's me acting

    that's me, never mind you already...

    that's me, in the kitche....i don't know. what i am i suppose to...i...i, don't know what to say.

  • Writ by?

  • Did you notice that when he commentaries he sounds normal?

  • prolly one of his best vids.

  • do a director's commentary for "How The Wheast Was One"!

  • "CRAP!" hhahah

    Dax Flame, I love you.

  • AWSOME! 5/5 stars

  • no its gay i hate this

  • The "CRAP!!" made me laugh my ass off

  • How many times did he say "Thats me"?

  • The "CRAP!!!" made me laugh so hard! xD

  • its a really good movie

  • OK CALL HIM

  • having fun for the first time of his life

  • haha writ by daxflame?

  • "I play all the characters..." O RLY?

  • "do you like this? Im just asking."

  • THATS ME

    ACTING

  • haha you smuck at writing

  • wut a FAG!!!!

  • lolthen you should make a sequal called jingle bells are dead

  • I forgive you for spelling cinematography wrong and putting Jingle Bells instead of Christmas Carols. :)

  • Dude, that light bulb stunt must of hurt!! I couldn't immagine getting smacked with a yard long glass tube hard enough for it to shatter!! Damn.

  • I like your John Malkovich accent it means your extremely extremely talented.

  • CRAP!!

  • I like this.

  • theese videos are bad but kind of addicting.

  • He is being comedic and is acting.

  • wtf

  • greatest thing ever

  • Dax flame is trying to be a Jedi at 1:01 XD "you like this movie" (In a trance) I like this...movie @__@

  • @hamstergurl123 hahahahah

  • 4:34 and 4:52 LMAO!!! hahahahahhahahha he's so gay

  • CHRISTMAS... UHH...MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • 4:34 and 4:52 LMAO!!!

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  • if this guy is doing this all as a joke he is the funniest man alive

  • Best commentary ever! lol

  • It gets funny from 4:34 :P

  • i like it when he says, i don't know what to say

  • guys c'mon atleast he is giving it a go maybe you should try it and se how much people hate your vids (this message is sent out to all the dax haters)

  • you know u cant act for shit

  • wow lol you do realize that this whole weird personality is him acting, and it sounds like you believed it, so he CAN act for shit, do you see what is funny in that?

  • @Sourpencil Dude some people are actually like that, i know your comment was from like 2 years ago but he seriously might not be acting. how do u know he isnt acting?

  • what kind of morron tucks in his dress coat lol XD

  • ur a fucking idiot

  • omg dax i love you hahahahhaha

  • no, just no

  • is he acting during his regular daxflame stuff? i cant tell

  • funny

  • I love you!

  • Could not agree more.

  • lol "CRAP!!! i spelt cinimitography WRONG?!" lol

  • Dude! Fluorescent light-bulbs explode on impact! I don't blame you for crying.

  • "Crap!"

    Lol I couldn't stop laughing!!

  • "Thats...me...I don't know what to say...I don't know what to say." xD Epic, good job dax!

  • great video is great.

  • Depth perception? I think you mean depth

  • hahaha this is the funniest thing ive ever seen!!

  • CRAP!

  • Dax. that was great! keep doin what your doin man i lov ya!

  • You are Definently Talented !! One day you will write and direct an amazing Movie and everyone who ever sent you a hater comment will be regretful :D! !

  • Cinematography is a tough word. I don't blame you.

  • Read the credits... and plus he didn't exactly say he was the only one making this... his cousin Alec is the one who swung the light bulb.

  • Woo! great movie !! rock on!!

  • Katiedid92 is so right!

  • it's ok that you spelled cinematography wrong, I'll bet everyone who didn't watch the director's commentary didn't even catch that. I didn't catch that. Nobody's perfect :D

  • You are so right!

  • i learned a lot dax, thanks you're a great commentatory

  • lol.. "thats me acting" good commentary

  • I love how you noticed that you misspelled cinematography, but not "written"

  • man i so want to meet u so i can just help u with the so fucking obvious stuff thats fucked up entirely in this movie!!! and how the fuck can u get hurt so easily?! i mean you get hurt easily by anything! and a fucking lightbulb?!?! for 15 mins u cried?!?! ur a fucked up individual!

  • lol i dont know what to say, i dont know what to say.

    Lol i liked the end - CRAP!

  • interesting depth

  • lol at 2:45

  • crap

  • wtf

  • CRAP!

  • thats me..... thats me, nevermind you already know it... thats ME..in the kitchen :D:D:D:D

  • hahaha if you notice he said for him to come inside so no one would hear him get killed, so he takes him to his backyard. everyone would still hear him

  • HAHAHAH "CRAP!!!"

  • CRAP!

  • What is the song when the policeman pops out?

  • you wrote write rong

  • its funny how he stuttrs wen hes screming b4 he says "i spelled cinnamotography rong"

  • it scared me wen he said CRAP. hahaha and at 4:54 thot he said i spelled cinnamon rong.

  • LOL @ the credits. omfg.

  • i thought you were going to say, "I spelled cinnamon wrong" i was like weird!

  • ahhahahahahahahha i luv how u were freaking out at the end

  • 3:52 u can c wat it was that shot dax

  • LOL 4:38!! CRAP!!

  • CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i like this

  • "You like this" I LOLT so hard

  • hahahah me too

  • CRAP!!!!lol madison. u funny

  • His name isn't Madison. He said his name wasn't Bernice to throw people off. It really is.

  • yes i loved it dax, it was awesome! i've watched it like what 15 times and it's still awesome ^^ u gotta make more motion pictures :D

  • o my god i laughed so hard i cried during credits when he yelled CRAP

    i was wondering when i watched the original if he knew he put a completely different title in there

  • lol how about stating something not that obvious? instead of stuff like "*Shows you* thats me" "i do all the characters" and "thats me acting" DURRRRRRR

  • lol

  • I can see you put a lot into your motion pictures. You should do more of them!!

  • if ur not rlly paying attention when he says CRAP!! it kind of makes u jump but i payed attention and lmao'd!!

  • ya i like that, i like the ending scene.......CRAP! I laughed so hard when you said that!

  • tha old guy is creepy? Your creepy

  • florescent light bulbs have mercury in them and they can give you cancer, cant they?

  • ya they can bad move dax

  • no! it won't give dax cancer cuz hes got super kung fu police man style of fighting!!!!

  • hahaha i dont no what to say whats the poiny in making a comentry lol

  • So im guessing this is how you really act in real life!!!!! Im sorry that it hurt when you were hit with the light bulb!. Im sorry but it was halirous when you yelled "CRAP!!!" and its ok, if you spelled that word wrong. the videos still great. love ya dax.

  • i love your accent. its really cool. you should have your own talk show!!

  • i like this. i like the idea for doing this. your my hero<3 i love you very much!!!!!

  • TOO BAD MY PHONE IS ACTUALLY A GUN!

  • Thanks for the mid-video warning not to watch this. :P

    But seriously, you are my hero. My friends and I will never get tired of yelling "Too bad my cell phone's actually a GUN!!"

  • hes like do you like this? lolol

  • Crap!!!!!!! that makes no since !

  • I can't even listen to him. The way he talks puts an awkward premise on the video.

  • that was all...have a nice day...CHRISTMAS!!! uh Merry Christmas lol

  • "i just wanted to show... people... the other HUMANS"

    dax's an alien!

  • i dont know what to say

    i dont know what to say

    what do i say LOLOLOL

  • that house is nice!

  • 1:04-1:08

    "do you liek this? Im asking, do you like this?"

    Dane cook momment? :o!

    TELL ME QUICKLY BEFORE THE FOG ROLLS IN! THAT DO YOU LIKE?!

  • omg hahahahahahahahaha

    danes the funniest guy alive

  • :p i just had to

  • sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

  • why do u always tuck ur shirt in u look gay o.o

  • thats you really! OMFG

  • this is shit.

  • it this crapy pece of shit what u do all dam day

  • dude are you fucking retarted seriously I didnt think anything could be worse than the original movie but you proved me wrong this was a horrible mess. the stuttering, the screaming because you spelled something wrong. do all of youtube a favor the next time you get hit with a flouresent bulb make sure shard go very deep into youur skin and hopefully into your vital organs. please give movie making up! you know its bad when someone takes your "motion picture" and makes it better for you!!!! DIE!

  • lol what kind of loser would take the time to tell someone how much they hate them, i hope you feel better about yourself now fuckin loser ha

  • Just to let you fucking know you did the same exact thing by calling me a "fuckung loser" so I hope you undestand your now #1 on my PEOPLE I FUCKING HATE list because you ae a damn hypocrate. do me a favor and go play in traffic. FUCK OFF YOU FLAMING FAIRY FAGGOT FUCK!

  • hahah are you done crying now fuckin baby lol

  • ...My god, I think I've just seen the most stupid person on YouTube. Well, (Generic Shitty Anime Character)(Random number), you're now #1 on my PEOPLE I LAUGH AT list because you ae damn futurr nadural selaction receivrrrrr.

  • I just realized.....he tucks his jackets into his pants. LOL

  • u cried for 15 minutes in the bathroom because a light bulb hit u? wow grow some fucking balls

  • You're such a hateful person. You need to learn some empathy. Just because this guy's a moron doesn't mean you have to be so -direct- in calling him one. Be more subtle about it!

  • i know!:D

  • You just replyed to your own comment.

  • Moron? He's a genious! I'd like to see you dupe thousands upon thousands of people into thinking you're retarded for over a year!

  • hey daxflame what program did you use to edit?

  • imovie i think

  • But Anyways it smart of you doing this.

    And telling how and stuff. But allso in the "reall video" you say your name :D

  • You say at 1:27 " I do all the characters"

    ofcourse you do, you have no friends ..

  • XD! "Depth Perception" is how you see things! hahahahahahahah!!!

  • my rofl copter goes lololololololol

  • if you didn't want the lightbulb stunt to hurt you should have put like cardboard under your shirt or something so it won't hurt.

  • its all good

  • the only reason he plays as all the characters is beacuse he has no freinds! lol, no offense... well nvm it is offensive!!

  • I don't think you should tuck in your suit jacket. I really like the jacket, but don't tuck it in!

  • THATS ME!! o yah you already know that anyways.... lol

  • Hahahaha.

    ....CRAP!!.

  • man this stuff never gets tirey to me.

    yes nice singing ..boy why dont you come in..i see you also tuck your jacket into you shorts thats a nice look ..dont know why its never caught on.

    dude this stuff is so bad its great.

    loved the punch in the kitchen ,and the in frame gun from the side shot .comedy gold!.

    MINE IT!!

    i cant believe you cant find one friend to help you with it .screw em

    you are the executive producter!!

  • aw it doesnt matter if its wrong madison hehe

  • i laffed so hard when he was like... i dont know what too say. i dont know what to say..... hhahahahahaha =) but i love youre vids dax they are funny by accident

  • he g o t mad at end

  • CRAAAP!!!! that was earsplitting wow.

  • u also wrote "writ" instead of written

  • I love you =] this was the best thing ever!!!!!!!!

  • LMFAO HAHAHA

    i lvoe the ending where

    hes just like all of a sudden

    after complete silence..CRAP!

    lmfao ahah loved it!

  • lol this is almost better than the movie.

  • LOLROTFLMAO Yo listen to 2:50!

  • dax flame i did learn from the video not to trust strangers. can you comment one of y videos our my favorite

  • dax flame i did learn from the video not to trust strangers. can you comment one of y videos our my favorite