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  • lol

    that was the tune from The Dark Knight

  • i think he is urghh cough looking atme dies

  • what ever you do don't look into his eyes! *guy dies* oops too late...

  • Sad, but true.

  • Flutershy is quite impressed

  • @alphex1000 Bruce Lee died 40 years ago, while Chuck Norris still lives. You failed.

  • FATALITIE

  • fuck all you chuck Norris fans Bruce lee kicked his ass and you know it!

  • @alphex1000 why do you guys always bring up Bruce lee? does it really burn you inside that people like Norris? There will never be another Bruce lee of course, just like there wont be another Chuck Norris. Btw you do realize their fight was rehearsed right? considering it was a MOVIE? Did you actually watch Way of the Dragon or are you just on the Bruce Lee bandwagon?

  • @crazychris1123 you kidding me? It was probably the only kung fu movie i watched -.- I'm just tired of these chuck noris jokes its not even funny any more

  • @alphex1000 then ignore them lol you can be a fan of both Bruce and Chuck they are both respected black belt martial artists they just started making jokes because Chuck gave one of if not the the best performance against Bruce Lee's character. So he is well known now and one of the last legends from their era still standing today you have to give him some credit...

  • Ofcourse he could have done this in minus 5 seconds, but Chuck works in mysterious ways.

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  • i dont feeel so good

  • that dont works with meheabkghvfhasdiahsfffigoignds­ouj

  • Mind has been blown... Literally.

  • Im hurt!

  • When a door doesn't open, Chuck Norris closed it

  • fucken chuck norris

  • The videos put together in 5 minutes are usually the ones to get the most views.

  • chuck norris isnt strong!!if he was a man he would come here and hit my head at the keyboakfijhfaiehjfaneifmnaiihr­ih8939uj32infh83h383hf84

  • The stare down was epic lolz

  • Chuck Norris isnt real. if he was, he would come into my room and band my head on the keyboard.

    5 minutes later.

    .......... hes not real... xD

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  • Holy shit I watched it until the end and survived :O

  • People look under their bed for boogeyman . Boogeyman looks under his bed for chuck Norris

  • @pmcrox714 and chuck norris checks under his bed for clint eastwood.

  • Idiot,U really think u can win a fight over chuck norris

  • I think Clint Eastwood's stare is more potent than Norris'!

  • eye of the tiger

  • 213 people wish they could do a death stare.

  • Once he looks at you, there's no escape.

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIT­TTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MESS WITH CHUCK

  • When the Grim Reaper died, he was taken by Chuck Norris.

  • 212 died from Chuck Norris's stare

  • Chuck Norris once took an arrow to the knee.... The arrow is in critical condition.....

  • It's like the Ghost Rider penance stare.

  • chuck norris is the basilisk

  • Did you know that there was no such thing as a Giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse.

  • @Montegue98 if he upper-cutted the horse it wouldn't make a giraffe! It would just simply cut the horse's head off! Chuck Norris simply fainted an uppercut and it caused the air to impact on the horse's head and made its neck so long then presto we have a giraffe :)

  • FAKE AND GAY BUT COOL

  • Chuck Norris suck

  • @ddddarius02 Prepare, Chuck Norris fans are coming for you...

  • Breaking News!! Chuck Norris will no longer fight. He has just been named the prime minister of GREECE to solve the situation. :))

  • @koyosu Tell me plz that you are Greek because i start being shame for my country :O

  • Two men died that day. Chuck Norris opponent and the cameraman.

  • i think i died for a few minutes

  • screw chuck norris liam neeson is cooler

  • He got Chucked to death!

  • Even though making fun of Chuck Norris here in there in the 70's 80's and eraly 90's in never exploding into a FAD like today's turned it into. Chuck Norris was always funny simply because you don't look at him and see a badass and top of that he over-acts it. It's not cool, it's just lame. Right HERE, RIGHT NOW! I Will start yet another internet FAD. I will give them another dead horse to keep beating long after it's dead. Michael Dudikoff. CHARLES BRONSON! Now GO! Make a billion bad jokes

  • @PopcornCoolie I'm not sure you really understand.

  • Forget 'The Ring' If you watch Chuck Norris' eyes you will die in 7 SECONDS.

  • Chuck Norris is so badass he got the Expendables 2 to be rated PG-13. oh wait. Thats fucking gay as hell. FUCK CHUCK NORRIS.

  • Guile would be proud..

  • My sister came and woke me up out of my coma after watching this. Chuck Norris almost killed me.

  • i want to see your fat ass even try mr.stoffalicious!

  • laugh out fuckin' loud. seriously.

  • I stopped the video when my nose started bleeding that was close.

  • Chuck Norris once pissed in a truck, the truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

  • Don't look into his eyes!

  • i died looking at tihzdiihdidfifdjhfid

  • wheres your sharingan now madara???

  • EPIC

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  • HELP? D:

  • RIP Me

  • ...and that's Chuck Norris' daily schedule.

  • Chuck Norris is a jedi????

  • chuck norris haciendo demostracion de sus poderes de bluetooth

  • I heard he did this to a kid who took the last Reeses. The parents were thankful

  • I dont think i should be staring at his eyes...

  • yeah, thats why you dont chuck with the fuck !

  • How are we not dead too? His stare was deadly

  • Lol Chuck Noris aint got shit on Clint Eastwood

  • LMAO 1:08

  • FUCK!!! ive could have died too watching this...

  • Chuck Norris doesn't even need to stare a man to death. He just thinks it and the grim reaper does the rest.

  • Did You know that Chuck Norris played a leading role in Star Wars?

    He is "The Force"

  • did anyone else notice that chuck norris was wearing a pentacle at the end of the video?

  • @SetRevenge that is his sheriff's badge

  • I MENT SHOW

  • nice editing because i saw that movie BETCH

  • He kicked hi,we just didnt see ^^

  • Chuck Norris is just and actor is he was real he waould just come at my house and bang my head on the keylkasdng.jgjndfalkgdhav,.mas­djkufhlggashgkajbgklahgljkaheo­iljfbklawerioe;ajwfwlihljgkljw­egkhdsld.hg.dajhdashgdjkahdoga­hsgliaeyghod.sukeioghdlksja'ao­uwglkdhk\lkdgkf56afh78fa8fha87­6a68arhjar;oiroaihaojgoiaroihr­oihh...Done Regrats Chuck ;)

  • @warrenpajsu Wonder were you got that joke from.

  • I TRIED TO PAUSE THIS VIDEO BUT CHUCK NORRIS DIDN'T LET ME !

  • Chuck norris has to be the worst fighter of all time, all these chuck norris things are just fucking stupid.

  • Walker, Texas Ranger was not fake. A camera crew just showed up at Chuck's door every morning and taped his daily exploits.

  • another cock norris story :)

  • That's why i don't have any eye contact with people...

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  • u waited 25 years to have a stare down with Chuck Norris and then lose

  • Johnny Bravo vs. Chuck Norris

  • Everybody knows that Chuck Norris is out and Liam Neeson is in lol.

  • NEVER look Chuck Norris in the eyes.

  • i have come to believe in there being two chucks one is internet chuck hereby called ninja chuck norris he is the evolution of internet vin diesel, and then there is reality chuck also known as cowboy chuck he is the bible thumping gay hating one i do not like him.

  • So there are aliens?

  • Argos Bleek would do the same in just 2 seconds.

  • fake u moved the scenes fake

  • Signs of 'going viral'... 1m33s video -> "66 more comments since you started viewing".

  • He did not only kill him, but teleport him to the ground as well. He was gentle that day.

  • Haki of the Emperor :)

  • @RoronoaZoroSensei You made me lol so hard !

  • Am I dead?

  • hahaha

  • hahahahah chuck norris is awesome!! :D

  • This does not properly display the power of Chuck Norris's stare. The real Chuck Norris's stare would make his head explode.

  • Be careful to watch this video in 240p, otherwise you might be injured over the-

  • albino fatman

  • FAKE! Chuck Norris wouldn't even have had to stare.

  • this is why you dont fuck with chuck norris

  • On average there are 253 objects in every room that Chuck Norris could kill you with....including the room itself.

  • OH FUCK IM DYING, HELP!!!!! 1:09

  • Chuck Norris is such a wimp. There is no way he would come to my house and smash my head against the keyboard. If he did, I would whoop his ass so badly thattgf iotaesh n;lh9u9o ;oio; oi59eth

  • @stoffalicious LOOL

  • @stoffalicious stop copy pasting that same comment on every damn Chuck Norris vid

  • @stoffalicious hahahaha

  • @stoffalicious hahaha!! damn nice one! made my day! thanks

  • @stoffalicious You're not funny or original. Chuck Norris is just a dumb meme spread by faggots on the internet.

  • @stoffalicious wtf are you talking about he's an actor you fagot;*&

  • @stoffalicious thats right he fuckin did it you bitch chuck norris is the Man 

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  • 206 people died looking into chuck norris eye's over the internet. Dislike comments were posted by upset dead relatives.

  • chuch norris was once the worlds most powerest man . After which he turn down the title. When he was asked why he did he simply said "the worlds not big enough"

  • "Ive waited twenty five years for this. "<w< Lmao xD

  • This is what the End of the World will be like when Chuck Norris defeats Evil

  • When Hulk is angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

  • who's this dislike O_o

  • @giorgi1031 doesn't matter... was already killed by chuck norris

  • if chuck norris really is that great lets see him roundhouse kick me in the heasd

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  • Oh cmon chuck norris is nothing, if he is that good he came from the moon to my room and broke my head on my keyboaasjdflkanvlamhsdflhkandh­jfoia

  • If Chuck Norris really were that cool he would appear behind me and slap my head against thghtfyyuhjiyuit7hyhujtgihn bjgmhnj bkm

  • my eyes just start bleeding.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • 0:53 The Terminator is back!!

  • Keyboard manufacturers love Chuck Norris.

  • I like it. I only have one constructive criticism: while the camera is on the villain, the footage cuts to another shot of the villian, and it isn't very clean (I noticed it anyway). It would have been better to cut back to Norris momentarily to do that transition instead of trying to splice two parts together.

  • chuck norris is so gay and such a bad actor i dont care if he come to my house and smashes my face on the keydjf hjhdsgkahgmnbmlkasuf ybl

  • fake: took too long

  • LOOK CHUCK NORRIS ISNT THAT AMAZING IF HE IS HE WILL COME TO MY HOUSE A BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE KEYUJNHUNHUHYunf x:klNKL;JVFKLVJ;LK;SVJ

  • He had a stare contest with a tree , the tree lost ......(O)___(O)

  • Nah. if we survived, Its because Chuck Norris Allowed us to dont die.

  • What I don't get about this film? The white haired guy drops his gun, then chuck norris does the same thing.... If it was me I would've laughed at him and shot him right between the eyes! XD

  • ahahahahahah

  • CHUCK NORRIS IS A SITH LORD!! DARTH NORRIS!

  • Why isn't this flagged? It's disturbing, I am not trained to handle stuff like this

  • Jesus his pupils.

  • why am i suddently really scared!!!

  • Chuck Norris's sister is Medusa LOL

  • Chuck Norris eats zombie brain and drinks vampire blood.

  • @Niek67 i would delete that post incase chuck sees it ................. Just thinking of your saftey mate

  • This vid must have been in slowmo since the other guy didn't die in less then a second.

  • Haha. Lame!

  • isn't it gost rider that does that?

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  • What would happen if he did the zoolander look then?

  • Damn. Billy Idol's biggest mistake.

  • 204 people died because they saw his stare.

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