Oh come on! Chuck Norris isn't a God, he's just an actor who knows karate. If he really was a God he would come to my house right now and slam my head against the keynljnopdfhxigkxn;fojvm
@alphex1000 why do you guys always bring up Bruce lee? does it really burn you inside that people like Norris? There will never be another Bruce lee of course, just like there wont be another Chuck Norris. Btw you do realize their fight was rehearsed right? considering it was a MOVIE? Did you actually watch Way of the Dragon or are you just on the Bruce Lee bandwagon?
@crazychris1123 you kidding me? It was probably the only kung fu movie i watched -.- I'm just tired of these chuck noris jokes its not even funny any more
@alphex1000 then ignore them lol you can be a fan of both Bruce and Chuck they are both respected black belt martial artists they just started making jokes because Chuck gave one of if not the the best performance against Bruce Lee's character. So he is well known now and one of the last legends from their era still standing today you have to give him some credit...
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@Montegue98 if he upper-cutted the horse it wouldn't make a giraffe! It would just simply cut the horse's head off! Chuck Norris simply fainted an uppercut and it caused the air to impact on the horse's head and made its neck so long then presto we have a giraffe :)
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Even though making fun of Chuck Norris here in there in the 70's 80's and eraly 90's in never exploding into a FAD like today's turned it into. Chuck Norris was always funny simply because you don't look at him and see a badass and top of that he over-acts it. It's not cool, it's just lame. Right HERE, RIGHT NOW! I Will start yet another internet FAD. I will give them another dead horse to keep beating long after it's dead. Michael Dudikoff. CHARLES BRONSON! Now GO! Make a billion bad jokes
Chuck Norris is just and actor is he was real he waould just come at my house and bang my head on the keylkasdng.jgjndfalkgdhav,.masdjkufhlggashgkajbgklahgljkaheoiljfbklawerioe;ajwfwlihljgkljwegkhdsld.hg.dajhdashgdjkahdogahsgliaeyghod.sukeioghdlksja'aouwglkdhk\lkdgkf56afh78fa8fha876a68arhjar;oiroaihaojgoiaroihroihh...Done Regrats Chuck ;)
i have come to believe in there being two chucks one is internet chuck hereby called ninja chuck norris he is the evolution of internet vin diesel, and then there is reality chuck also known as cowboy chuck he is the bible thumping gay hating one i do not like him.
Really people? Cuch Norris is not that cool. See? If he was soooo awesome he would come in right now and bang my head against my keybosfberhjcbfv uyfurfc hl fe hlfw ajkitjuuyk
Chuck Norris is such a wimp. There is no way he would come to my house and smash my head against the keyboard. If he did, I would whoop his ass so badly thattgf iotaesh n;lh9u9o ;oio; oi59eth
chuch norris was once the worlds most powerest man . After which he turn down the title. When he was asked why he did he simply said "the worlds not big enough"
I like it. I only have one constructive criticism: while the camera is on the villain, the footage cuts to another shot of the villian, and it isn't very clean (I noticed it anyway). It would have been better to cut back to Norris momentarily to do that transition instead of trying to splice two parts together.
What I don't get about this film? The white haired guy drops his gun, then chuck norris does the same thing.... If it was me I would've laughed at him and shot him right between the eyes! XD
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lol
that was the tune from The Dark Knight
ak2agent26 2 hours ago
i think he is urghh cough looking atme dies
gamer3334schannel 4 hours ago
what ever you do don't look into his eyes! *guy dies* oops too late...
madman101ish 5 hours ago
Sad, but true.
DrKingNigeria 6 hours ago
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Oh come on! Chuck Norris isn't a God, he's just an actor who knows karate. If he really was a God he would come to my house right now and slam my head against the keynljnopdfhxigkxn;fojvm
Xxskaterdude554xX 7 hours ago
Flutershy is quite impressed
SWATPhantom 8 hours ago 2
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1 go to google
2 type in "Where is Chuck Norris"
3 Click first link
4 Your face = 0_o
Dantesonofsparda1987 10 hours ago
@alphex1000 Bruce Lee died 40 years ago, while Chuck Norris still lives. You failed.
CheMacarron 10 hours ago
FATALITIE
SuperAwesome10101 14 hours ago
fuck all you chuck Norris fans Bruce lee kicked his ass and you know it!
alphex1000 14 hours ago
@alphex1000 why do you guys always bring up Bruce lee? does it really burn you inside that people like Norris? There will never be another Bruce lee of course, just like there wont be another Chuck Norris. Btw you do realize their fight was rehearsed right? considering it was a MOVIE? Did you actually watch Way of the Dragon or are you just on the Bruce Lee bandwagon?
crazychris1123 13 hours ago
@crazychris1123 you kidding me? It was probably the only kung fu movie i watched -.- I'm just tired of these chuck noris jokes its not even funny any more
alphex1000 13 hours ago
@alphex1000 then ignore them lol you can be a fan of both Bruce and Chuck they are both respected black belt martial artists they just started making jokes because Chuck gave one of if not the the best performance against Bruce Lee's character. So he is well known now and one of the last legends from their era still standing today you have to give him some credit...
crazychris1123 12 hours ago
Ofcourse he could have done this in minus 5 seconds, but Chuck works in mysterious ways.
P8II 14 hours ago
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In addition to owning very, very few of the skills credited to him, Norris is also an idiot.
TheRiffCalendar 15 hours ago
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TheRiffCalendar 15 hours ago
i dont feeel so good
LeonardReiter 15 hours ago
that dont works with meheabkghvfhasdiahsfffigoigndsouj
SepiMorsa 16 hours ago
Mind has been blown... Literally.
ZipionLiveBE 16 hours ago
Im hurt!
TheShishky 16 hours ago
When a door doesn't open, Chuck Norris closed it
Redtuga69 17 hours ago
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Chuck norris threw a granade...
Killed 20 people..
-------------And then the grande explode...
viktor250290 18 hours ago
fucken chuck norris
WuTangClan714 19 hours ago
The videos put together in 5 minutes are usually the ones to get the most views.
OneMinuteGalactica 20 hours ago
chuck norris isnt strong!!if he was a man he would come here and hit my head at the keyboakfijhfaiehjfaneifmnaiihrih8939uj32infh83h383hf84
CraSHeR901 20 hours ago
The stare down was epic lolz
KINGCHAOS516 21 hours ago
Chuck Norris isnt real. if he was, he would come into my room and band my head on the keyboard.
5 minutes later.
.......... hes not real... xD
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BFheroes100 23 hours ago 4
Holy shit I watched it until the end and survived :O
TheDnb74 23 hours ago
People look under their bed for boogeyman . Boogeyman looks under his bed for chuck Norris
pmcrox714 23 hours ago
@pmcrox714 and chuck norris checks under his bed for clint eastwood.
BrEnNo1023 21 hours ago
Idiot,U really think u can win a fight over chuck norris
brokenbonesisbest 1 day ago
I think Clint Eastwood's stare is more potent than Norris'!
Hablagrabla 1 day ago
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chuck norris once blocked the sun by looking straight at it and saying : FREEZE!
FishlipsMalone 1 day ago
eye of the tiger
jerung0123456 1 day ago
213 people wish they could do a death stare.
CinebloxStudios 1 day ago
Once he looks at you, there's no escape.
ZnakeLover 1 day ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MESS WITH CHUCK
amoneyterrell1 1 day ago
When the Grim Reaper died, he was taken by Chuck Norris.
leorjh123 1 day ago 2
212 died from Chuck Norris's stare
Thatpersonism 1 day ago
Chuck Norris once took an arrow to the knee.... The arrow is in critical condition.....
IIVDevilsMayCareVII 1 day ago 2
It's like the Ghost Rider penance stare.
TheHeroofspace 1 day ago 2
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legosony00 1 day ago
chuck norris is the basilisk
facubichosrojos 1 day ago
Did you know that there was no such thing as a Giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse.
Montegue98 1 day ago 51
@Montegue98 if he upper-cutted the horse it wouldn't make a giraffe! It would just simply cut the horse's head off! Chuck Norris simply fainted an uppercut and it caused the air to impact on the horse's head and made its neck so long then presto we have a giraffe :)
CzarAice01 8 hours ago
FAKE AND GAY BUT COOL
alexdurquiza 1 day ago
Chuck Norris suck
ddddarius02 1 day ago
@ddddarius02 Prepare, Chuck Norris fans are coming for you...
Sveikko 1 day ago
Breaking News!! Chuck Norris will no longer fight. He has just been named the prime minister of GREECE to solve the situation. :))
koyosu 1 day ago
@koyosu Tell me plz that you are Greek because i start being shame for my country :O
RossoneriXristos 1 day ago
Two men died that day. Chuck Norris opponent and the cameraman.
awiechan 1 day ago 4
i think i died for a few minutes
scary923 1 day ago
screw chuck norris liam neeson is cooler
mrsmb12222 2 days ago
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shazril134 2 days ago
He got Chucked to death!
DeusImperium 2 days ago
Even though making fun of Chuck Norris here in there in the 70's 80's and eraly 90's in never exploding into a FAD like today's turned it into. Chuck Norris was always funny simply because you don't look at him and see a badass and top of that he over-acts it. It's not cool, it's just lame. Right HERE, RIGHT NOW! I Will start yet another internet FAD. I will give them another dead horse to keep beating long after it's dead. Michael Dudikoff. CHARLES BRONSON! Now GO! Make a billion bad jokes
PopcornCoolie 2 days ago
@PopcornCoolie I'm not sure you really understand.
Wykey 2 days ago
Forget 'The Ring' If you watch Chuck Norris' eyes you will die in 7 SECONDS.
ImmaVegit0 2 days ago
Chuck Norris is so badass he got the Expendables 2 to be rated PG-13. oh wait. Thats fucking gay as hell. FUCK CHUCK NORRIS.
NmETech 2 days ago
Guile would be proud..
PizzaCatGuido 2 days ago
My sister came and woke me up out of my coma after watching this. Chuck Norris almost killed me.
ITSRICHTIME 2 days ago
i want to see your fat ass even try mr.stoffalicious!
bionicleman714 2 days ago
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chuck norris doesnt turn the shower on. He stares at it until it cries...
MrFrazzle1990 2 days ago
laugh out fuckin' loud. seriously.
T1Brit 2 days ago
I stopped the video when my nose started bleeding that was close.
tolexis321 2 days ago 157
Chuck Norris once pissed in a truck, the truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
ThomasRiis92 2 days ago 2
Don't look into his eyes!
Jcolinsol 2 days ago
i died looking at tihzdiihdidfifdjhfid
futur3the3rd 2 days ago
wheres your sharingan now madara???
superkrypton23 2 days ago
EPIC
Baker1322 2 days ago
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omg is chuck norris Fluttershy?
snegom45 2 days ago
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snegom45 2 days ago
HELP? D:
AnnaMariaLovesYa1 2 days ago
RIP Me
TheKoboltti 2 days ago
...and that's Chuck Norris' daily schedule.
BlimpStore1 3 days ago
Chuck Norris is a jedi????
vxtrevorxv 3 days ago
chuck norris haciendo demostracion de sus poderes de bluetooth
MultiConectate 3 days ago
I heard he did this to a kid who took the last Reeses. The parents were thankful
TheGuyWithFins 3 days ago
I dont think i should be staring at his eyes...
JoeyMa1996 3 days ago
yeah, thats why you dont chuck with the fuck !
tetinekiller 3 days ago
How are we not dead too? His stare was deadly
lygarx 3 days ago
Lol Chuck Noris aint got shit on Clint Eastwood
ManiakMadMen 3 days ago
LMAO 1:08
crazyhiho 3 days ago
FUCK!!! ive could have died too watching this...
appliedorlando 3 days ago
Chuck Norris doesn't even need to stare a man to death. He just thinks it and the grim reaper does the rest.
russiandudeify 3 days ago
Did You know that Chuck Norris played a leading role in Star Wars?
He is "The Force"
SH1974 3 days ago 6
did anyone else notice that chuck norris was wearing a pentacle at the end of the video?
SetRevenge 3 days ago
@SetRevenge that is his sheriff's badge
SinDawg030 3 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
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keantay13 3 days ago
nice editing because i saw that movie BETCH
keantay13 3 days ago
He kicked hi,we just didnt see ^^
Myndeex 3 days ago
Chuck Norris is just and actor is he was real he waould just come at my house and bang my head on the keylkasdng.jgjndfalkgdhav,.masdjkufhlggashgkajbgklahgljkaheoiljfbklawerioe;ajwfwlihljgkljwegkhdsld.hg.dajhdashgdjkahdogahsgliaeyghod.sukeioghdlksja'aouwglkdhk\lkdgkf56afh78fa8fha876a68arhjar;oiroaihaojgoiaroihroihh...Done Regrats Chuck ;)
warrenpajsu 3 days ago
@warrenpajsu Wonder were you got that joke from.
zUlquiorraCifer 3 days ago
I TRIED TO PAUSE THIS VIDEO BUT CHUCK NORRIS DIDN'T LET ME !
voodomasterful 3 days ago 2
Chuck norris has to be the worst fighter of all time, all these chuck norris things are just fucking stupid.
MrKillianstorm 3 days ago
Walker, Texas Ranger was not fake. A camera crew just showed up at Chuck's door every morning and taped his daily exploits.
TheComicfreak10 4 days ago 61
another cock norris story :)
Pivotdw116 4 days ago
That's why i don't have any eye contact with people...
TheAlien659 4 days ago
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Kakenyi 4 days ago 3
u waited 25 years to have a stare down with Chuck Norris and then lose
MrWoNg246 4 days ago
Johnny Bravo vs. Chuck Norris
naruck15 4 days ago
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris is out and Liam Neeson is in lol.
soukupb 4 days ago
NEVER look Chuck Norris in the eyes.
F00tball65 4 days ago
i have come to believe in there being two chucks one is internet chuck hereby called ninja chuck norris he is the evolution of internet vin diesel, and then there is reality chuck also known as cowboy chuck he is the bible thumping gay hating one i do not like him.
kingcrow15 4 days ago
So there are aliens?
ResSiFulFulCar 4 days ago
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NicoGaming100 4 days ago
Argos Bleek would do the same in just 2 seconds.
Fridaey13txhOktober 4 days ago
fake u moved the scenes fake
Arcanum4ever 4 days ago
Signs of 'going viral'... 1m33s video -> "66 more comments since you started viewing".
ziiofswe 4 days ago
He did not only kill him, but teleport him to the ground as well. He was gentle that day.
hthought 4 days ago 3
Haki of the Emperor :)
RoronoaZoroSensei 4 days ago
@RoronoaZoroSensei You made me lol so hard !
xVikPvPs 4 days ago
Am I dead?
seemlikeme 4 days ago
hahaha
SamAdamz 4 days ago
hahahahah chuck norris is awesome!! :D
990clod 4 days ago
This does not properly display the power of Chuck Norris's stare. The real Chuck Norris's stare would make his head explode.
slicknslim88 4 days ago
Be careful to watch this video in 240p, otherwise you might be injured over the-
Ebrainiac1 4 days ago
albino fatman
ScarletSnake 4 days ago
FAKE! Chuck Norris wouldn't even have had to stare.
OmegaApocalypse 4 days ago
this is why you dont fuck with chuck norris
supergameoholic 4 days ago
On average there are 253 objects in every room that Chuck Norris could kill you with....including the room itself.
SirKowalski666 4 days ago
OH FUCK IM DYING, HELP!!!!! 1:09
randomripstiker 4 days ago
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Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
smudismud50 5 days ago
Chuck Norris is such a wimp. There is no way he would come to my house and smash my head against the keyboard. If he did, I would whoop his ass so badly thattgf iotaesh n;lh9u9o ;oio; oi59eth
stoffalicious 5 days ago 176
@stoffalicious LOOL
naamhier 4 days ago
@stoffalicious stop copy pasting that same comment on every damn Chuck Norris vid
Psychobabas 4 days ago
@stoffalicious hahahaha
KashgroundTM 4 days ago
@stoffalicious hahaha!! damn nice one! made my day! thanks
typhon8527 3 days ago
@stoffalicious You're not funny or original. Chuck Norris is just a dumb meme spread by faggots on the internet.
awezumify 3 days ago
@stoffalicious wtf are you talking about he's an actor you fagot;*&
1234nypd1 3 days ago
@stoffalicious thats right he fuckin did it you bitch chuck norris is the Man
AaronHayes5699 2 days ago
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stoffalicious 5 days ago
206 people died looking into chuck norris eye's over the internet. Dislike comments were posted by upset dead relatives.
subbie241 5 days ago
chuch norris was once the worlds most powerest man . After which he turn down the title. When he was asked why he did he simply said "the worlds not big enough"
thefalloutkid13 5 days ago
"Ive waited twenty five years for this. "<w< Lmao xD
LMAOWTFification 5 days ago
This is what the End of the World will be like when Chuck Norris defeats Evil
IrenaPrude 5 days ago
When Hulk is angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
CheMacarron 5 days ago 80
who's this dislike O_o
giorgi1031 5 days ago 2
@giorgi1031 doesn't matter... was already killed by chuck norris
nwatson65 5 days ago
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@giorgi1031 doesn't matter... was already killed by chuck norris
nwatson65 5 days ago
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nwatson65 5 days ago
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nwatson65 5 days ago
if chuck norris really is that great lets see him roundhouse kick me in the heasd
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SuperToygamer 5 days ago
Oh cmon chuck norris is nothing, if he is that good he came from the moon to my room and broke my head on my keyboaasjdflkanvlamhsdflhkandhjfoia
LionOfPersia14 5 days ago
If Chuck Norris really were that cool he would appear behind me and slap my head against thghtfyyuhjiyuit7hyhujtgihn bjgmhnj bkm
TheGoldenGorilla27 5 days ago
my eyes just start bleeding.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Mamudea 5 days ago
0:53 The Terminator is back!!
7991103 5 days ago
Keyboard manufacturers love Chuck Norris.
CheMacarron 5 days ago
I like it. I only have one constructive criticism: while the camera is on the villain, the footage cuts to another shot of the villian, and it isn't very clean (I noticed it anyway). It would have been better to cut back to Norris momentarily to do that transition instead of trying to splice two parts together.
sigilvii 5 days ago
chuck norris is so gay and such a bad actor i dont care if he come to my house and smashes my face on the keydjf hjhdsgkahgmnbmlkasuf ybl
logan909100 5 days ago
fake: took too long
DawnsAvarice 5 days ago
LOOK CHUCK NORRIS ISNT THAT AMAZING IF HE IS HE WILL COME TO MY HOUSE A BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE KEYUJNHUNHUHYunf x:klNKL;JVFKLVJ;LK;SVJ
thelegend0800 5 days ago
He had a stare contest with a tree , the tree lost ......(O)___(O)
nadjib149 5 days ago
Nah. if we survived, Its because Chuck Norris Allowed us to dont die.
Youpala01 5 days ago
What I don't get about this film? The white haired guy drops his gun, then chuck norris does the same thing.... If it was me I would've laughed at him and shot him right between the eyes! XD
WhAtStHeMaTtErMan 6 days ago
ahahahahahah
ZurusTV 6 days ago
CHUCK NORRIS IS A SITH LORD!! DARTH NORRIS!
Drewha696 6 days ago
Why isn't this flagged? It's disturbing, I am not trained to handle stuff like this
StonewallJackson26 6 days ago
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jinanimal6 6 days ago
Jesus his pupils.
ImpyDoodleDandy 6 days ago
why am i suddently really scared!!!
norwiganrobin 6 days ago
Chuck Norris's sister is Medusa LOL
russiandudeify 6 days ago 2
Chuck Norris eats zombie brain and drinks vampire blood.
CheMacarron 6 days ago
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Chuck Norris is so overrated... If he is such a badass then i dare him to come smash my face in the keyboasaarlewwjgferpwrsedswa
Thos3AznK1ds 6 days ago
@Niek67 i would delete that post incase chuck sees it ................. Just thinking of your saftey mate
oboomtingo 6 days ago
This vid must have been in slowmo since the other guy didn't die in less then a second.
Divine4Everz 6 days ago
Haha. Lame!
thecrikster 6 days ago
isn't it gost rider that does that?
zineddine124 6 days ago
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204 ppl presed dislike cuz they read dis i like while dying form the EPIC STARE OF DEATH
balista555 6 days ago
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balista555 6 days ago
What would happen if he did the zoolander look then?
RickStrife2022 6 days ago
Damn. Billy Idol's biggest mistake.
coreylemon 6 days ago
204 people died because they saw his stare.
NSchnatter190 6 days ago
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thepibemaxi 6 days ago 62