100 Facts About Guys (1/5)

[xBeautifuLLiar9832x]

Lmaooo I love how these comments are asking for advice :P

[SamWazamTV]

@BabyDevil64 Look first don't be shy, all you need to do is dress up like a smoking hot babe then you put on red lipstick walk up to him kiss him give him your number walk away and say nothing at all. Trust me I'm a guy and I find this shit really attractive. :D

[candyapple1151]

OMG ur so funny

[aquagirl0710]

....100 is too much...

[aquagirl0710]

....100 is too much...

[YukiMigoto]

I've heard from different guys that they hate it when girls ask: What are you thinking? They say it's a question they can never answer because they're thinking nothing...is that true for you?

[YukiMigoto]

You're really funny:P I have heard that girls and guys brains are totally different, I mean the way they think. For instance, I once heard someone say a girls thoughts are like tons of wires mashed into a ball for a brain...as if we think about tons of things...yeahh thats true. I think it is impossible for a girl to think about nothing:P Guys thoughts are like boxes...very tidy and compact. Like one box is for girls...one for his toys...for work etc.

[alerq]

jaja you pointed at yourself when you were trying to do a thums down

[Spiderdang]

youre hot

[pandaninja001]

you have amazing eyebrows.....

[BabyDevil64]

I just found out today that the guy ii like lokes me too.... but he keeps going out with other people.. :( please help me..

[MrMars360]

@avalidusername333 when she says it say I love youtube reall fast

[bluehope22]

pwahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

"my dog died today...no i didnt eat him" xDDD

[invalidusername333]

a girl just told me she fucking loves me..

shes in my class o.o... what do i do

x.d

[lingerdead]

If you go out the house with like ... negative make-up :D:D:D:D ...damn

[TOPKISEOP]

i like the way you say okay

[Madeliefjuuh]

WHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR HUMOR

[yijunwang98]

when u touch a guyz heart... thers no turnin bak... cuz, hes dead. LOL.

[brooklin265]

i love the elephant in the back. :)

[tsunade105]

lol a really UGLY girl !!

[vidchickable]

loool u funny! XD

[sniffer441]

wow im a dude and i find this all true

[morganfanged]

Wow, you are amazing and kinda dreamy!

[LalalaLinda385]

Ok I'll change my name XD LMFAO

[pandaninja001]

you have amaziing eyebrows. just pointing out the obvious............

[kpoplover2000]

bloopers funny~~

[ProudMode]

whats this instrumental!!?

[sammyissexy88]

why the heck is it snowing lmao

[97jaygirl]

lol 'oh someone is actually calling me!' *excited* lol forever alone...jk

[itsspecial11]

...did anyone notice... YOU CAN MOVE THE SNOWFLAKES!!! yyyaaayyyy

[zephyrmonkazemon]

jejeje i know this is weird but i <3 ur hair here

[TheTamlyn96]

"wait, someones actually calling me" LOL!!

[MrMugetsuu]

I'm a guy and I agree with almost everything

[arashiandfurubalvr]

"there is no turning back, that guys dead" XD haha i enjoyed that comment :)

[xxDemonicDragonxx]

love how when he points to himself when he says "or it could be a really bad thing" XDDD

[amberandfoxy]

jumping off a tree LOL

[TheHiphopneverdied]

Ye guys really want to talk about their size because they know you probably will never know anyways

[MELIKEMashedPotatoes]

#14 is a lie

[xobabiivietswt]

wow ur hair so differnt back then!

[IdoneitaFreak]

Lol

[StrikeTheFancy]

His eyebrows are HUGE....

[BillyBobThe8th]

So first you say guys don't care about looks [and i was like ok, because i m not what you call pretty] and then you say that guys think about ugly girls and also that thay thing you'll eventaully become pretty?

[SangtotheDy]

many girls go out of the house looking like the grudge... ahem scene kids, and guys go after them?

[98abbygail]

@SangtotheDy >.>

REALLY!? Scene Kids...are colourful, out there and cause a SCENE with their style. That's all SCENE is.

Yes, I'm scene, my hair is black, with COLOURFUL coontails. I wear COLOURFUL t-shirts.

NO, I don't tease up my hair, all the time.

I DESPISE when people judge, especially when they judge WRONG. Scene Kids do NOT look like the grudge. AT AL...

Thank you, have a nice day :D.

[SangtotheDy]

@98abbygail coontails? i don't they scenes tease their hair much anymore, that was more in 2009. and when i meant the grudge comment, i mean they always have a bunch of hair in front of their face covering their eyes... not that they look like they're some scary thing out of a movie.

[98abbygail]

@SangtotheDy Just go to google images and look up coontails. And sorry, but still, that's the wrong thing to call Scenes. My bangs cover my left eye, but they're jagged. Like, my hair is amazing, haha. Anyways, sorry, I didn't mean to go all meany on you D:. I just hate when people judge...I hate hate hate hate it.

[SangtotheDy]

@98abbygail Coontails is funny word

[98abbygail]

@SangtotheDy They're also soooo cute...XD

[CertifiedGooner729]

You're a fucking faggot. Seriously.

[TakeADumpOnYourChest]

holy shit this is some acurate shit, eat him, cuz hes asian, hahahahaha, buy a new one tomorrow, HAHAHAHA

[bobo11194]

luv this hahahahahahah <3

[MannequinFactoryy]

like the GRUDGE LOOOL

[lilk3lli3]

Hahaha... Your Really Funny!!! :)

[Sassy28311]

I love the way he says okay lol

[goodyangie1]

He says my name alot like thanks angie, or angie i was looking for you, or angie did this, things like that... and he smiles when he sees me, i cant stop smiling either, then he saw i had a friend and he screamed out loud "you replaced me!" does he like me?

[GoddessOndine137]

@goodyangie1 i think maybe he really likes you or is just obsessed with your name and who your friends with but don't be forward. be friends with his friends and they will probably tell you if he like you or not.

[goodyangie1]

@GoddessOndine137 ok :) but i like him alot too, soo i want him to get to like me more so he can probably ask me out ? i guess?

[TokioBizarreLover]

Laughed SO FUCKING HARD at 2:21

[ilovemonokuroboo]

Dear idiot boys

BE A MAN! ;)lol thumbs up* buckle up=D

[katesince93]

my boyfriend does not care what he looks like his clothes are dirty all the time and i like it

[Gengfan3]

Dude, i knw a few guys that dont like to get their cloths dirty, so that fact is ligit(?)......................­.................... actually, its about half the male population that go to my high school so, its more than a few. >_<

[thelaughter52]

Guys at my school go for girls with big boobs and look hot welcome to 7-8 grade when it ll starts

[dani35660]

could you make a video on how to dump a guy nicely or tell him that you dont feel the same way he does without completely crushing his heart?

[ColdToxin]

@dani35660 Be straight with him. It would hurt more if you cozy up to him first.

[dani35660]

@ColdToxin ok. thanks :)

[dani35660]

@ColdToxin :( i feel like ive led him on though..without really trying to... :/

[HalfBloodPrincess217]

Thank you so much!! =]

[xNakashima1992x]

love the bloopers at the end. and i kno guys that will kill u if u get their clothes dirty...

[TheHiphopneverdied]

okey!



[aza123chick]

You look like an asian Joe Jonas! :DD

[karenboston97]

ii spelt obviously wrong soz

[karenboston97]

in ireland you just get your friend to ask the person you like would they go way you;)

if they say no there not up for it obvously

[MakReapSev]

Thats all pretty true hahah

[Gaylosuckschode]

HAHA! "My dog died today, No i didn't eat him" lmao!!!

[bizerker13]

Cold Toxin, thats awesome..keep up the "straightforwardness". thats good:) it helps out!:)

[thatoneviett]

Hehehhe. Your hair. xD

[BbysShh17]

so ColdToxin says if a guy really likes u.. he'll most likely be really shy?

my personal trainer blushes when i talk to him, and he gets shy'ish, does that mean he likes me? or could it be i just make him uncomfortable >.<?

[allyyLOVESfashion]

"guys hate it when their clothes get dirty... even a small dot? i dont know who wrote this? wait.. didnt i write this? i made this one... was i drunk?" HAHAHAHAHA soo funny ^.^

[Britt7shitt]

did you eat him? xD IM DYING REPLAYYYY

[gabejericogrant]

Sorry ladies but straight up.. I wonder how much pussy this guy got because of this video. Kudddddddoooooooosssss!

[Beliebin4JDB]

Which video did he say he was gonna stop saying OK

[PrettyandLove]

He's so cute! :D <3 LOL

[asiianptwiin]

Your eyebrows o_o

[Lilbluerocket]

you said something about how if your attracted to a person you would basically want them and i know what you mean it's the same way i feel about effy stonem but i'm not lesb. about it.

[cooleststoryeverbro]

LOL. oh my god. i love your videos. LMFAO. <3

[Beliebin4JDB]

♥LOL

[XxF0RTR3SSxX]

SUPER HERO?? worst.. comic.. EVER.

[1chix1]

"because most of the time we're really not paying attention to you" hahaha

[dARkcrestproduction]

Hahaha. Someone actually calling you! I swear I thought that only happens in movies and stuff.

[extratrestrial731]

So you're 19-20-21?

[ekornegay67]

WHAT THE HECK

[KactoL]

"Get another girl, and a cup." Is it just me or is that a bad idea?

[93nequa]

srry but i think your just speaking for a certain portion of guys because, most guys ive come across are 94% about looks(sexual attraction) and how easy the girl is to boom boom. They don't care about majority of the things you said.. Nice to hear how some men feel though.

[PsionicArchon]

@93nequa I hear this a lot, we have a word for this type of "guy" dubbed jock. Jocks, while they appear a plenty, only account for a small margin of the male population. Now, if you were to complain about guys being laid back you'd have me in a bit of a pinch, as that would account for the majority of us. Girls have this aggravating tendency to go for the most outwardly chauvinistic guys simply because they are outgoing. Some effort goes a long way, get to know the "quiet guy"

[LoveNeverLastss]

LOLOLOL.

get another girl..

& a cup.

[robzkk]

lol its funny cuz its mostly true!!!!!! :D

[chocolateheartz101]

your videos are soo funy! =)

[AsianProduct]

" Girls are guys weakness... you know how to become a bigger weakness? Get another girl and a cup..." ROLF

[zoeemail25]

Omg ur so funny I laughed so hard u cried

[paigeGbby]

your hair is freakin me out

[T0T91]

LOL when you touch his heart, that dude is dead XDDD

[PalepinoyXD]

I think its funny how you say okay haha:D but its cool

[debit256]

100 facts about boys

[ColdToxin]

Dear female population-

As guys, when we like a girl, we get REALLY shy, and we don't know what to do. So please, MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! (Or tell us when and how to do it ourselves)

Regards,

The Guys.

[LXPotatoGun]

@ColdToxin Dear The male population-

At least one time in our life we have made the first move on a guy and got rejected. Which is why we don't really like making the first move anymore, well and with the fact that we're also fairly shy.

-Most of the female population

[ColdToxin]

@LXPotatoGun Dear Female Population-

Due to todays weird society, a large majority of the "nice" and "sensitive" (good), yet possibly not the best looking (or popular) guys almost always get rejected because girls (majority) aim for the really popular, cool guys, which is why they get rejected. "Nice" guys RARELY reject. Guys around the world will eventually cease to make the first move due to the large ammounts of rejection made by girls who prefer "popular" over "caring".

Regards,

The Guys.

[LXPotatoGun]

@ColdToxin Dear males.

That is true, but that's rarely a situation around here, where girls that DO confess to an unpopular guy and they still end up getting rejected. I should also say the same for guys, since a majority also tend to go for the popular and beautiful girls, instead of "the 'nice' and 'sensitive' (good)" girls.

Sincerely,

The girls

[ColdToxin]

@LXPotatoGun Dear Female population-

The unfortunate (and funny) thing about what u just mentioned is that yes, some guys can be a-holes just like some girls, BUT a guy who REALLY is a good guy just wants to have a nice girlfriend. And like David said (it's true, apart from the jokey stuff) If a guy likes a girl, they're beautiful no matter what. Yes, some guys aim high, but the MAJORITY normally don't care about how popular she is. Nice and caring guys (not fakers) prefer personality

The Guys

[LXPotatoGun]

@ColdToxin If a really nice guy wants a nice girlfriend then why should they have to wait for the girl to confess?

By majority do you mean the majority of the male population or the majority of good guys? Because if you mean the majority of guys then that isn't really portrayed where I'm from Lol xD.

[ColdToxin]

@LXPotatoGun because us guys are shy as hell when it comes to girls, especially as some of us have faced much rejection. And I was refering to the "good" guys. In the many places I've lived it has been the same story. Especially in "rich" conuntries, like England, or (maybe, not sure) the US.

About the confessing thing, we try to, but normally in the process end up looking like idiots or complete jerks. And why should you wait for us, if you want a nice boyfriend, why wait?

The Guys

[evanescencelover97]

@ColdToxin you are right alot of guy dont care how popular you are and i have exp with that. i had a guy ask me out and im not the slitest bit popular but he still liked me alot. so much that when we broke up even his friends were asking me why

[93nequa]

@ColdToxin Dear male population-

As girls, when we like a boy, we sometimes get REALLY shy too, and we dont know what to do either but, at times ramble because, you are being way too quiet.. which might make it more uncomfortable or awkward for us. So please, STEP UP AND MAKE THE FIRST MOVE TOO!! ( Try being creative, DON'T be soo quiet, TALK!!)

[RizeMeteor]

@93nequa THAT WORKED...

[93nequa]

@RizeMeteor awesome!! :)

[93nequa]

@ColdToxin Dear male population-

As girls, when we like a guy, we sometimes get REALLY shy too, and we dont know what to do, but ramble because you are being way too quiet. So please, STEP UP AND MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! (Be who you are and get creative, learn us. & if you know youre being way too quiet, please..TALK!!)

Best wishes,

The girls

[ColdToxin]

@93nequa

(Yet again) Female population-

I've just responded to a chain of comments by another youtuber saying pretty much the same thing and they signed off with "the girls" and "the female population" (she alternated). I have been in talks with her for ages and its getting a bit boring now. The talk lasts about a page. I suggest looking to the previous comment pages to find your respose other usful info.

Regards,

An exhausted (and bored) representative of the male population.

[ColdToxin]

@93nequa

ps: the previous responses are on this page I think and maybe the previous as well

[YABAtheDRUG357]

@ColdToxin haha dude, we dont like making the first move cause we think were gonna screw it up and we will never talk to you guys again.

[ColdToxin]

@YABAtheDRUG357 And you think we feel differently?

[YABAtheDRUG357]

@ColdToxin Good point.. Fine what about just chit chat a little convo then do that every now and then.

[ColdToxin]

@YABAtheDRUG357 deal. (as long as its not about clothes and should be centred around COD and other games) <(kidding)

[YABAtheDRUG357]

@ColdToxin yay everyone happayyee!!! ..... haa... talk bout suff ask questions just dont go to her alone. cause itll be like sooo awkward.....

[UsBeatingU]

@ColdToxin the average guy yes but not all guys :\

[TheDarkMitzuki]

@ColdToxin is that really true? Because I like this one guy, but I don't know how to approach him, we don't have any classes together anymore. :(

[ColdToxin]

@TheDarkMitzuki Find out what he likes etc... try and "bump into each other" where he hangs out by "accident" and come up with a good excuse to be there. Hang out with his friend's friends, then move to his friends gradually, then move to him. When he knows u better, "hint" at him, subtle tho, and GRADUALLY make it more apparent. Just don't follow him until ur friends and are hanging out. A good way to start up the relationship is to "hang out" at the mall, but try and make it seem daty kinda.:)

[ColdToxin]

I cant believe that I posted my comment 2 months ago and am STILL getting replies lol :D

Glad to help ppl.

[xNakashima1992x]

@ColdToxin hate to tell you, but us girls get really shy when we like a guy, too, so it's kind of a lose lose situation. And the when/how changes depending on the girl so there really is no right answer to that question.

[voldemortreads]

@ColdToxin Haha! Good one.. I'm a girl and even we think the same thing :D

[OshiiBenoHani]

@ColdToxin If we make the first move, but we're unsure of whether or not he likes us, we don't know if he'll react negatively, which discourages us from making the first move, SO BE A MAN!!!!

[Fr34kStyl3r]

@OshiiBenoHani even, if a guy doesn't like you he won't react negatively... i just said positive things.. :-) like "sorry, but i see you just as a friend" or something... :P

never ask a guy: "am i ugly to you?" if you see already that he doesn't likes you the way you do... because omg... it's too obvious... don't make us lie! :D

[Wildpaw0]

@Fr34kStyl3r I'm sorry but it's a lie that they "Won't react negatively" ..My best friend has told a couple of guys that she liked them in the past year and a bit (Which I think is out of hand but anyway) and the first one called her a joke, the next one ignored it, the next one also ignored it and went out with another girl right after, and the last one pretended to throw up whenever someone brought it up.. And no, she isn't ugly. She's really quite pretty, and she has a decent personality too.

[Fr34kStyl3r]

@Wildpaw0 well... :D it's not negative in my eyes to ignore.. since you don't really want to hurt it.. or make it to obvious... speaking your a girl or what?... for saying this... if that many guys done this this should mean something... how many boyfriends had she the last few months? more then 8?... well :) i must give credit to the other guy who went out with another girl :D that's fast hehehe XD

[ColdToxin]

@OshiiBenoHani A guy will rarely negatively react if a girl tells him she likes him. Dont be sexist about the roles of a man, we happen to have feelings too. Besides, I'm saying hint to him, if he doesn't get it, hint stronger. He'll eventually get it and depending on the type of guy, might make the move.

CAN YOU PEOPLE VOTE DOWN MY COMMENT! I WROTE IT 2 MONTHS AGO AND HAVE TO KEEP RESPONDING TO IT, IT'S GETTING ANNOYING!

[kaashaas]

i don't think this is guys in general. but just you

LAAAAME.

[anactvs]

lmao hes so funny haha

[izziebella7]

Lol this is soooooooooooo funny!

[sedaadee]

whaaa and how do we decipher a korean male?! ><

[cvburris1]

I love how "like a boy" is playing in the backround lol

[cherrylyrics5]

lol, "My dog just died."

"Are you gonna eat him?"

[YErMAiNBkMA]

I like watching this. LOL! forget the advices. i watch it for your extra..um..jokes? lolol.

[hapaxjalapenox]

"okay?" xD

[JustMeAnu24]

lol how cute

always trying to get the girl

i think guys should make the first move cuz as i girl

im really shy when it comes to a guy i like ^.^'

[luvmeemuch]

This is really funny hahaha !!!

[TheMarshmallowNinjas]

I have reached the point of nirvana. I see no bad point in my love. <3 xx

[MITSUKIISDEAD]

No? Ok I'll change my name. XD

[wakaflockaditto9]

whats the song at the very end where it says "baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go bum bum bump"??

[megatroLLn]

I HEART YOU <3

[beteto96]

wait...so guys wont go out with ugly girls or they would? O-o' 

[InfuZedShaDoWz]

@beteto96 Not if they're completely off-putting to look at, but otherwise yeah if their personality manages to win them over then they'll automatically be seen as prettier in his eyes. True fact, happened to me.

[SangtotheDy]

so for you, it's a bad thing right?

[MiiFrance]

LOOOL @ Ciara's song "Like a Boy" in the background pwahahaha

[amandalindy17]

some of this is a bunch of bull

[adultdatingsite452]

5 Stars Short Film

[centinexslays]

Why the hell is this shemale distrubiting all of these completely ass-backwards statements about men? News flash, girls. Guys think and talk nothing like this limp wristed sodomite. PS... People who are neither funny or interesting need to stop flooding youtube with pointless videos of them "reaching out". "GUYTH REALLY LIKE UNICORNTH! TRUTHT ME I'M TOTALLY A GUY!" lol fag.

[KelciaMarie1]

Skilllllllssssssssssss :D

[ggitsalex]

what if she's your surgeon and she "touched your heart?" >_<

[SnowDropSuki]

I loved the: "Wait someone is acturally calling me" XD

[SnowDropSuki]

who else is a girl and is watching this XD

[Yanimeluvfan]

hahahaha you're sooo funny dude!!

[xoAnniehhxo]

lmaoo you aree so right dudee!

lmaoo...''wait someones actually calling me'' awwwe youu fakerr!

lolz

[xoAnniehhxo]

lmaoo you aree so right dudee!

[hebrewpanda]

When you touch a guys heart....

Well he's dead because you have to like cut open and sbjvk fjbcggjkfgb yxjnchgc !?!?!

Lol so funny

[piilani99]

He is sooo dead on!!! hahahaha! I cant stop laughing (tummy hurts major)

[iluvvsims]

omg tthat iss soo true when yhu turn a guy down he just trys again an hour later or the next day

[TheAdis13]

i saw a guy yesteday he lives in the same street that i live in,he had his friend , around, and he started to be funny and tease me, every moment when i looked at him, he was laughing or smiling at me. i came to like him but i want to know if he likes me or not?it is possible that he came to like me? i heard of my friends who knows him, they said he is so childish. i don't know ...what should i do?

[XXXMUXICISLIFEXXX]

Hey any guys watching this? Just wondering if most of this are real! Plz answer

[ExForceFire]

6:09 WHY DID YOU GAVE IT AWAY!!!! i hope no girls watch this video...

[nickyjackson123]

FISHO MA BRO