and all of his so called "fans" have the life of a twelve year old fat,no life,still living with there parents,and never will get laid. you probably fit in all those categories :)
instantly to make a better sandwich, sammich sorry have a strange accent, toast the bread. don't like to wait for the toaster use that time to cut your tomatoes and cheese.
@flavouredsharpie this is to you and WheezyWaiter. PLEASE compile all your random songs I will buy it on Itunes even if it costs like 10 bucks!!! (lets hope it's not though)
Still... Free Bagel Friday was the highlight of my week, scene h*r stopped updating... and now lil'formers is gone, and then powder game updates are coming ever more slowly... but we have Wednesday... You just ignore my sob storys *wink wink nudge nudge* :,(. WOW I AM DEPRESSING!!!!
I love how you tell us about things in the news, and then my parents find out about it a few days later and mention it to us and I say "I know. I saw it on Wheezy Waiter."
@SplitzBananaful he doen't have that job anymore. so he has no work, which means no boss, which means no punches, which means no fun watching him eat a bagel.
I've been making a sandwich wrong all these years!! Thank you Wheezy for helping me find the errors of how I do everyday things like making a sandwich. XP
IF you're worried about oil, move to Canada.
They use maple syrup.
Right?
JFluffyful 1 week ago
We dont use oil ......do we?
TMJBtv 3 weeks ago
i still make my sandwich like this.... o.O
dearjennyyy 3 weeks ago
best wink ever
MijnReetOok 1 month ago
Older OLDER wheezy movies. Watching this from 2012 :D
CamBlogs 1 month ago
Damn, that was a sexy drawbridge.
nightsfire 1 month ago
:D
likethiscraft 2 months ago
5000th like.
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
deathcommand 2 months ago
0:04
I kept pausing and un-pausing...
animeloverful1234 2 months ago
shut up wheezy is classtobucus is good but wheezy is good to
TheAsteddy 3 months ago
shut up wheezy is class
TheAsteddy 3 months ago
I like Tobuscus more
MUTTmunster 3 months ago
@MUTTmunster fuck you. Go die in a hole, Wheezy will always be better then Tobuscus!!!
MattyBnH 3 months ago
@MattyBnH well maybe equal i like them both
1musicguitarandanime 3 months ago
@MattyBnH
See wheezy fans this is the reason why tobuscus is better his fans arent retards trying to be cool :) sorry but wheezy is boring ;)
MUTTmunster 3 months ago
@MUTTmunster well 90% of tobuscus fans are under the age of twelve!!
MattyBnH 2 months ago
@MattyBnH
and all of his so called "fans" have the life of a twelve year old fat,no life,still living with there parents,and never will get laid. you probably fit in all those categories :)
MUTTmunster 2 months ago
@MUTTmunster i liked his old vids, now he kinda sucks, hurts to say it but its true.
MrKrumbumskum 3 months ago
I play that BARITONE or euphonium if I'm corrected :D
Thestandingturtle 4 months ago
:D
fiveleet 4 months ago
i wanted the song to be free :(
RageicaNiels 4 months ago
i'm watching this exactly a year later ;D
LexiiSotan 5 months ago
I ate a sandwich after watching this
cpgdaarfob 6 months ago
omg.
it's like 4years later.
3RegicideBrothers 6 months ago
"We can't live in the past!"
*Is watching this a year later*
Awkward...
N1RGOLD 6 months ago 92
@N1RGOLD Oh my god. that's me. that's my old account. I don't even remember leaving that comment. even awkward-er
moominir 2 months ago
@flavouredsharpie I made a playlist with his random songs and covers (it's not done yet but I'm working on it) :D
MariazzZebra 7 months ago
I cut my tomatoes on play doh...
TDCClover123 7 months ago
Am I the only one at around 0:04 who tried to click the "Click to play" button......another great video Wheezy, I love it.
erestor629 7 months ago 3
1:35 for the sammich song!
AdamantSystems 8 months ago
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MariazzZebra 8 months ago
one of my favorite wheezy's video... almost an year has passed
390376 8 months ago
whenever Im watching a movie online and it takes forever to buffer, I watch random Wheezy videos to pass the time X-D
uhuhuh1966 8 months ago
where's your stash with oil wheezyy huh, ? WHERE?! huh .. where is it whezzy huh?
freddes25 8 months ago
everyone! Look at my video response of us lip syncing the sammich song! Thanks!
NYPDAWESOME1 9 months ago
Lol... .... Wheezy dont change anything :)
Tangled000Lover 9 months ago
We WAN'T clones? Want with an apostrophe? WTF? :(
puppylover11396 10 months ago 7
iTuuuuunes for sandwich song :D
SuperGeet12 10 months ago
hey... did you get a slight tan?
Rellefg8 11 months ago
LYRICS PLEASE !!!!!
foshiewoshie 11 months ago
Geif sammich!
jubjub680 1 year ago
0:25 jizz in pants
AsianLove777 1 year ago
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AsianLove777 1 year ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
instantly to make a better sandwich, sammich sorry have a strange accent, toast the bread. don't like to wait for the toaster use that time to cut your tomatoes and cheese.
beengoneback 1 year ago
1:24 sorent1995, want is not a contraction, you spelled it "WAN'T"
TyTheRegularMan 1 year ago
What's the name of the piano backing track for the sandwich song?! I must know! :O
Hypohamish 1 year ago
1:25 = epic face!!!!!
BrianSpruillable 1 year ago 3
im making a sandwich now
Bensyt 1 year ago
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Tripleblue52 1 year ago
You keep canned goods at your desk?
JoeHortonMusic 1 year ago
I almost bought this on iTunes
GumiYummi 1 year ago
Could you please put the banana-song on iTunes, too? That would be awesome!
busybeingbla 1 year ago 3
Sheesh no coffie still your boring
cookiemonster08642 1 year ago
i freking love this guy man
youhan1234567 1 year ago
SLEEPY TIME
Taylo10 1 year ago
SRLSY WHERE IS FREE BAGEL FRIDAY! >:O
jericho833 1 year ago
@jericho833 He doesn't have a job anymore, therefore no boss. He can't have free bagel friday >.>
seventeencandles123 1 year ago
hahaha not plato or play doh
citylights453 1 year ago
I still think this is one of the best songs in the world. I mean a song about a sandwhich and it's process of the creation!!!! OMG!!!!!
ontherightedge 1 year ago
no... I'm not putting this song in my iPod... WHAT THE HELL THIS SONG IS DOING IN MY iPod?????
victorteles95 1 year ago
sammich making is womans job
FaceSTAB411 1 year ago 3
@FaceSTAB411
Wtf? No, hun, not every woman is your mommy, lmao.
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
@JoanIsNotTheMaid Those women are for seckz. :D
Mani231290 1 year ago
@Mani231290
Your mom is for sex? Wtf?
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
@JoanIsNotTheMaid "not every woman is your mommy, lmao."
Yeah, THOSE women, lol. The ones that don't make the sammiches. lol
Mani231290 1 year ago
@Mani231290
Are we still talking about your mom here?
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
i bought this song :D
ginnyvideo 1 year ago
I thought it was sammitch, what's a sandwich?!?!?
AmylikesRts 1 year ago
I tried my sandwich with spinach today and I couldn't really discern a taste difference betw spinach and lettuce. Does this make me a bad person?
rethinkOURreality 1 year ago
I love this one!
Muleskin0017 1 year ago
haha the sandwich song was hilarious xD
Mrpartyallnight101 1 year ago
wow highly hygienic manwich!!!! Enjoy!!! xD
ghost3254 1 year ago
SANDWICH MONTAGE!
itskategoogins 1 year ago
It looks to me as if Ty is not a regular guy.
spaceknight64 1 year ago
Never change the format of this show, Wheezy! We love it the way it is. <3
Preevyew 1 year ago
september 2 is my birthday
semicreationz 1 year ago
Holy shit.. looking at you at the intro I was like.. it's blunty3000!! and then you say "hello again"? Just like him!? That's insane
Maharoba 1 year ago
garage band is a great thing to have wen u want to make songs about making a sandwich.
fox1freddy 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha KNIFE
watersnake055 1 year ago
we want ty
luddiker 1 year ago
YAaaaaaaAY im livin in the now
xMADxK1LLERx 1 year ago
Woah. This is great.
ViagraZombie 1 year ago
your videos make my day :) thankyou wheezywaiter :)
1insertusername1 1 year ago 136
off to make a sandwich X3
xXjessiexnimXx 1 year ago
I love how he just happens to have a jug of oil at his desk :D
kawana87 1 year ago
there's a place called sandwich according to the ads.
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago
@DJAndizzy Wow! You are completely sexist!
Sammi72692 1 year ago
hahaha, that was awesome how you reused old video when after talking about how others complain... just magic
garshmanager 1 year ago
haha your harilious
benjiz69 1 year ago
god i hope you're not waiting IRL, WAY TOO FUNNY
manonthemount 1 year ago
wheezy i thought that spinich was riddled with selmonila
123killerbee 1 year ago
I just realized something weird, you look a lot like my old guitar teacher (especially the beard) and his name is also Craig. Weird.
xlimexblackx 1 year ago
u dont make a sandwich we have women for that
DJAndizzy 1 year ago
@DJAndizzy
im a girl and i find this absolutely hilarious :D
FrenchieGoBoom 1 year ago
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ArnieTube 1 year ago
Wheezy.... do you watch Community? Bay-gull? Bag-elle? LOL! :)
sweetstrawberry627 1 year ago
@sweetstrawberry627 hehe
TheGalFromKalamazoo 1 year ago
WE WANT BANJO FACE
henrytdsimmons 1 year ago
I subscribed to you just cause your intro is epic
themanwhocan2kx 1 year ago
must... make... album... of random wheezy songs...
flavouredsharpie 1 year ago 240
@flavouredsharpie i love ditties!!!!
giraffelord94 1 year ago
@giraffelord94 me too!
flavouredsharpie 1 year ago
@flavouredsharpie this is to you and WheezyWaiter. PLEASE compile all your random songs I will buy it on Itunes even if it costs like 10 bucks!!! (lets hope it's not though)
ShenanigansinaCan 1 year ago
Have you been re uploading your video's lately? I've already seen the one's in my subscription box, and they keep coming back up..
Trishtime 1 year ago
CAREFUL that sandwich has expired spinach!
-Daniel from the future
alwaystextback 1 year ago
I thought it was sandwitch
411musicvideo 1 year ago
I put spinach on my sandwiches too! :D We have so much in common.
jazzie0707 1 year ago
I'm going to learn to play your outro music on baritone!
muffinbandit13 1 year ago
Your views have skyrocketed!
giantpluto 1 year ago
Bahaha
I freaking love you <3
mcrxloverx92 1 year ago
"Explosion Wednesday" is totally a thing now. I mean, you made t-shirts of it.
Game. Set. Match.
trashleyrx 1 year ago 2
laughed out loud at the cheese on your knees.
mischiefiosa 1 year ago
...What DID happen to FBF?
kelsieblake 1 year ago
lol whats really funny.. is this is actualy just a video on him making a sandwich and nothing else...
KraZynessKinGZ 1 year ago
@wheezywaiter 1:57 wtf is that V doing there?
NicolasP200 1 year ago 2
damn, all this time i've been making a sandwich wrong!
mavs2147 1 year ago 2
Sandvich > Sandwich
Jarethenator 1 year ago
@Jarethenator Dat slaps me on deh knee!
LaughingVeryQuietly 1 year ago
if i ever meet you, i will not eat your sandwich :P
vanillaflavourxx 1 year ago
Still... Free Bagel Friday was the highlight of my week, scene h*r stopped updating... and now lil'formers is gone, and then powder game updates are coming ever more slowly... but we have Wednesday... You just ignore my sob storys *wink wink nudge nudge* :,(. WOW I AM DEPRESSING!!!!
tfeth282 1 year ago
i just thought what a pr0n of wheezywaiters videos would be like no pretty
98icedude 1 year ago
that's how men make samiches
lMerkI 1 year ago 3
Thumbs up for the Baritone Horn. ;)
FImMbO 1 year ago
I Love you wheezy.. <3
EternalBunnychan 1 year ago
The sandwich song is perhaps the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
TheMillenniumFalcon 1 year ago 3
Panting day.... I like it
knobbly 1 year ago
wow, I love the sammich song :D
Kagemaro24 1 year ago
I love how you tell us about things in the news, and then my parents find out about it a few days later and mention it to us and I say "I know. I saw it on Wheezy Waiter."
eragonlover1 1 year ago
Eww cheese on the knee :l
jennywcarcrash 1 year ago 3
Can we have more you =D
cheezecake135 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You're forgetting the fall of modern civilisation will be due to the fact of ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE... ING!!! Did you prepare yet Craig?
I3l4ckSw0rdzm4n 1 year ago
You're forgetting the fall of modern civilisation will be due to the fact of ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE... ING!!! Did you prepare yet Craig?
I3l4ckSw0rdzm4n 1 year ago
The most amazing thing is, out of 84,945 viewers, 20 people ONLY have thumbed down.
LOVE YOU WHEEZY.
SimsRealityFan 1 year ago
I only started watching your videos recently but good stuff!
ThisDogAteMyVlogs 1 year ago 3
Past, present, future?
No worries. I've never met a bad WheezyWaiter video.
AuntEon 1 year ago
I put spinach on my sandwiches too :D
talithaofvesna 1 year ago 3
ehem,
knees?
RavenRP 1 year ago
I'm also balding and am now growing a beard, think it will help my subs :S
TheMikShow 1 year ago
@TheMikShow Lol only if you say "Hey beard lovers"... No thats wheezy's thing, umh maybe if you, aaahhh i give up, sorry looks like your doomed 8 (
fuhhksake 1 year ago
What a waste of delicious cheese! :(
MKIced 1 year ago
Hey Beard-Lovelies :P
JonJonXs 1 year ago
i think serial killer craig should be a thing ....jus sayin
TheAndraLe 1 year ago
Euphonium Wheezy Song
cheesemuffin778 1 year ago
Enjoy?
Abigsky 1 year ago
I was always wondering what happened to Free Bagel Friday. D:
BRING ON THE BAGELS, BABY!!!
SplitzBananaful 1 year ago
@SplitzBananaful he doen't have that job anymore. so he has no work, which means no boss, which means no punches, which means no fun watching him eat a bagel.
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago
go baritone dude!
ivy0x0 1 year ago
i want this song!
claritydawn 1 year ago
i love sandwiches =D
kjff21 1 year ago
dont care about other old stuff... there is just a lack of a certain Ms Scarlett Johansson that makes me sad.....
dcfcps 1 year ago
Panting could be your thing. Btw i do want Free bagel friday at least once a month.... i miss that....
zerox8610 1 year ago
Just do yo thang wheezy.
hawaiianboysaysno 1 year ago 2
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hawaiianboysaysno 1 year ago
I also want one! It looked very good. Send me one to AFRICA!!! Not now though I'm eating Greek Chocolate cake. Maybe tomorrow.. hehe
sheemie009 1 year ago
Sandvich is perfect fuel for killing cloné cowards!
playit2354 1 year ago 26
@playit2354 clones are babies!
HyperKenji 1 year ago
I WANT FREE BAGLE FRIDAY! >=(
77leddrummer 1 year ago
Try to watch this video without smiling or anything like that once.
MissDeboraB 1 year ago
new haircut? ;D
findingneeemo 1 year ago
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JeeJeeJeopardy 1 year ago
i love beards
inferiusnl 1 year ago 3
Slap it on your head? I've been doing it wrong for years :(
superwilftest 1 year ago 125
@superwilftest so what youre saying is that even though you havent been slapping it on your head, you HAVE been rubbing the cheese on your knees?!
kaitlenny 1 year ago
@superwilftest HAHA YOU'RE DUMB!.....I did it wrong to :(
Mrwowvlog 1 year ago
Ohmygosh, you're unbearably adorable. Wow.
OMGTheDingoAteMyBaby 1 year ago
That cheeserubbing thing might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
poppypeniche 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
RANDOM RIDICULOUSNESS ON MY CHANNEL :)
AbsurdBabbleHumor 1 year ago
I LOLed at the sandwich song. *i think i spelled sandwich wrong ;D
skitterzPRO 1 year ago
I've been making a sandwich wrong all these years!! Thank you Wheezy for helping me find the errors of how I do everyday things like making a sandwich. XP
spongeyruler 1 year ago
Finally i found someone who is actually funny on youtube
Overlord7757 1 year ago
YOU FORGOT MAYONNAISE
bnunka 1 year ago
wheezy is officially the first youtuber to be genuinely entertaining in a non-train wreck way
TheDinnerTimeBoys 1 year ago 194
@TheDinnerTimeBoys dumbass
ArrancarKiller 1 year ago
@TheDinnerTimeBoys reactian win
ducktapelover1 1 year ago
OH MY GAWD A EUOHONIUM PLAYER!!!!!!!! i love you!
EMUsistas 1 year ago