first off, i reject the notion that this isn't great on a non-ironic straight up awesome level. i wish there was a button to push to kick dickheads over the internet. this is amazing. i think they started this as a joke but they have to know it goes on beyond this. being a musician is hard work, so i hope this shit sells a billion copies so musicians all over the place will get payed. but especially tex, he's due some dough.
it's funny & embaressing in equall measure, it's a funny idea but its execution was always going to be laboured, musicians rather than comedians can only go so far with a piss take
This self-depricating humour might actually be effective if Tex didn't have so many tickets on himself. Strip that pretense away and you just have a cheap commercial made by a lazy performer, by his own admission.
went to their show Sunday 14 June 09 as part of the Adelaide Cabaret Festival. Fanbloodytastic!!!! Tex is the man! Love Tex. Bought the CD and got them to sign it...woohoo!!!!
You used to be cool Tex but now I've grown up you just seem creepy.I think its time to give it away Tex as your on the verge if not all ready a washed up has been.With a voice like that I'll see you workin the fries at Macdonalds.Sometimes you have to know when to quit and walk away .Stop living in the past .The rest of the cruel sea did,oh thats right you were never a member just a gun for hire ,but who has run out of bullets.....
Tex has been one of the great pub rock front men, he can hold his head high with his achievments in Australian rock, , why cant he have some fun now .
Anyone who gets upset over this , is probably a nerd , who actually thought these were good songs , not realising they were music's equivilent of watching neighbours.
Have any of you ever seen the Beasts Of Bourbon live in a packed sweaty club? How can anyone think Tex Perkins is being serious? Come on, roll with it, why can't he take the piss? If you don't find it funny, simply don't pay attention.
This is total class. Anyone who puts it down is either humourless or just plain dumb & boring. Heck, all 3. It's about time someone had some fun with these gems
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Supported the Stones in 95 with Cruel Sea. Way out of their league on a big stage, but i did like their version of Cocksucker Blues. Sadly, he's just a piss-take and only amusing to black wearing, inner city Telstra admin workers.
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Finally!!! Tex realises he's nothing but a joke and WTF..., he's always been the male version of ugly junkie, sex worker/prostitute bondage mistress (and school teacher at Scott's College) Helen Rose. Oh Shit! Imagine enjoying sucking off Jimmy Barnes cock for a living! Thanks for the laugh!!! Keep sucking away.... I'm sure Helen needs the work if u don't
This album is heaven for any music lover, it brings the best songs from the 70's and 80's back to life. Stop what you're doing and rush to the next music store right now and buy it before it sells out, or, if you can't wait that long, download from the iTunes store for $10.99. With stock markets crashing all around us, this is an investment of a life-time, doubling in value as soon as it is in your possession. What are you waiting for?
compared to tony barber and kerry anne kennaly this is crap
mollybella1000 1 month ago
Cheeky Tex !! xx
Aqene1000 4 months ago
first off, i reject the notion that this isn't great on a non-ironic straight up awesome level. i wish there was a button to push to kick dickheads over the internet. this is amazing. i think they started this as a joke but they have to know it goes on beyond this. being a musician is hard work, so i hope this shit sells a billion copies so musicians all over the place will get payed. but especially tex, he's due some dough.
MariaFantasma 6 months ago
@peterm3964 I call it as I see it. I have seen him live performing this set and that's they way he came across.
Hathrem 6 months ago
it's funny & embaressing in equall measure, it's a funny idea but its execution was always going to be laboured, musicians rather than comedians can only go so far with a piss take
100milnic 6 months ago
hilarious!
slimturnpike 8 months ago
i can't believe this is the first time i am seeing this. . . "soft cock rock classics" ! ! ! fucking hilarious.
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lushaaloma 10 months ago
The Bert Newton of Australian music.
veneto25 11 months ago
This self-depricating humour might actually be effective if Tex didn't have so many tickets on himself. Strip that pretense away and you just have a cheap commercial made by a lazy performer, by his own admission.
Hathrem 11 months ago
@Hathrem IDIOT !
peterm3964 6 months ago in playlist tex perkins
GOLD
wheelman537 1 year ago
Relive those hits and memories with the Number 1"s and Number 2"s collection...... HILARIOUS! Tex you should tour this.
nospamfome 1 year ago
Relive those hits and memories with the Number 1"s and Number 2"s collection...... HILARIOUS!
nospamfome 1 year ago
I'd heard about the project but have only just seen this. Probly the best piss-take ever. Gold, Gold, Gold.
algerij 1 year ago
wtf??lolll
SriCassiopeia 1 year ago
Soft Cock Classics!!! Loved the "Sweet 16"!
2muchsexontv 1 year ago
amazing!!!!! want to see him live!!!
cathycastleton 2 years ago
ahahahaha!! This is wonderful stuff! Even including Barnsey! ...laughed my bottom off. (I hear there's a good new surgical procedure.)
voxpop2000 2 years ago
Best thing to come out of Australia since Adam Gilchrist...
DrMarv 2 years ago
Fucking crack up...
budrock01 2 years ago
I still think Kid Congo and Kim Salmon are more talented than Greg perkins.
Dubiousjohnny 2 years ago
I love Tex he is Hilarious.
Cupcakes2111 2 years ago 10
I agree ! that's right Joe ....
Gunman2007 2 years ago
i fuckin love tex. and i love this album. it's fuckin hilarious.
kirstoner 2 years ago
went to their show Sunday 14 June 09 as part of the Adelaide Cabaret Festival. Fanbloodytastic!!!! Tex is the man! Love Tex. Bought the CD and got them to sign it...woohoo!!!!
mojomama59 2 years ago
fuck me..........wrong
ajmcapital 2 years ago
Tex, I love you...xoxoxox
Sheralee45 2 years ago
Tex rox......and whosever say's they don't enjoy these songs, even with their 'cringe factor', is simply a liar.
You go Tex.
manosblim 2 years ago
ur such a tool tex lol i played with u on stage in brisbane =]
jpete12 2 years ago
awesome!!....but can you slice, dice and juleinne?
supermarkart 2 years ago 3
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supermarkart 2 years ago
You used to be cool Tex but now I've grown up you just seem creepy.I think its time to give it away Tex as your on the verge if not all ready a washed up has been.With a voice like that I'll see you workin the fries at Macdonalds.Sometimes you have to know when to quit and walk away .Stop living in the past .The rest of the cruel sea did,oh thats right you were never a member just a gun for hire ,but who has run out of bullets.....
bigbrova2 2 years ago
he was filling out the rest of his 5 album contract and he thought he'd make it a laugh
bumblefoot92 2 years ago
@bigbrova2 your a wanker mate you are obviously a person who has no clue
connwilliamsmedia 1 year ago
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girrlit 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing. "I feel the magic between your thighs..."
Go hard, Tex.
lynniestoel 3 years ago
Lol, I love Tex Perkins, talented musician whose allways willing to take the mickey on himself.
cleaverwielder 3 years ago 3
where has his voice gone?
pddisch 3 years ago
Not hilarious, but, It put a smile on my face,
Tex has been one of the great pub rock front men, he can hold his head high with his achievments in Australian rock, , why cant he have some fun now .
Anyone who gets upset over this , is probably a nerd , who actually thought these were good songs , not realising they were music's equivilent of watching neighbours.
kiwiinmelb 3 years ago
baahaha. so tedious its awesome
heyitsliam 3 years ago
right on
poolexpert123 3 years ago
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The biggest load of crap, nobody thinks this is funny this man needs to get a fuckin job and get of the drugs
poolexpert123 3 years ago
Have any of you ever seen the Beasts Of Bourbon live in a packed sweaty club? How can anyone think Tex Perkins is being serious? Come on, roll with it, why can't he take the piss? If you don't find it funny, simply don't pay attention.
bham01 3 years ago 6
Jesus, the album is a fucking pisstake, you humourless twits. It's a bunch of mates having a laugh. Get over yourselves.
bcvglvstv8 3 years ago 3
GOLD!!! Join the Fans of Tex and the Ladyboyz on Facebook!!
janosvoron 3 years ago
Tex Perkins is a brilliant. This is too good.
cossovich 3 years ago 2
Its a damn good album, a great spin on the classics
thesime1987 3 years ago
It's the sincerity in the interviews, and the songs themselves, that KILLS me. hahaha :)
trickykate 3 years ago
This is total class. Anyone who puts it down is either humourless or just plain dumb & boring. Heck, all 3. It's about time someone had some fun with these gems
kimmybobs 3 years ago
If you don't like this album and/or band, you have no sense of humour.
Perrickan 3 years ago
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Supported the Stones in 95 with Cruel Sea. Way out of their league on a big stage, but i did like their version of Cocksucker Blues. Sadly, he's just a piss-take and only amusing to black wearing, inner city Telstra admin workers.
corgi37 3 years ago
Damn right.
LivillaDomitius 3 years ago
Might sound alot better if i was pissed.
SF2MJ 3 years ago
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Finally!!! Tex realises he's nothing but a joke and WTF..., he's always been the male version of ugly junkie, sex worker/prostitute bondage mistress (and school teacher at Scott's College) Helen Rose. Oh Shit! Imagine enjoying sucking off Jimmy Barnes cock for a living! Thanks for the laugh!!! Keep sucking away.... I'm sure Helen needs the work if u don't
awakabalisurge 3 years ago
Tex Perkins is hilarious.
LennonRealLove 3 years ago 2
This album is heaven for any music lover, it brings the best songs from the 70's and 80's back to life. Stop what you're doing and rush to the next music store right now and buy it before it sells out, or, if you can't wait that long, download from the iTunes store for $10.99. With stock markets crashing all around us, this is an investment of a life-time, doubling in value as soon as it is in your possession. What are you waiting for?
Ignaz42 3 years ago
This album is great,I will be getting it soon for sure,can't wait.
That duet with Jimmy Barnes is golden,what a beautiful version of You make me feel brand new.
JohnnyTheBoy1 3 years ago
"As we've gotten older, we've definitely gotten softer" hehehehe - classic..
raindogred 3 years ago
Ha ha, I pissed myself.
That said, no 'Happy Messy Love' equals no sale for you Tex Perkins.
Hynee 3 years ago
yawn...it's been done dudes
jemimajane78 3 years ago
Love the double guitar solo! Hahaha!
edisler 3 years ago
Solid gold. Tex covers Dr. Hook? Holy shit yes. Love those softcock classics.
haggidubious 3 years ago
Hungry Eyes!!! LOL
Love Tex purring and growling - HOT
But why do I keep thinking Mick Molloy is going pop up somewhere?
madgem2008 3 years ago
Hahahaha I love the take on "Come Send The Boy". Ross Wilson should be sending Tex the royalties, not the other way around.
God that song was horrible.
gths2006 3 years ago
Tex is an aussie legend - this is gold - i hope they tour
AlfieG3 3 years ago
Why does Human Nature keep going through my head ?
yngwie66 3 years ago
I like the drummer.
gammabec 3 years ago
I'd like to be the first to say....TEX ROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX out (with his cock out... Metaphorically speaking) All style!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ledge!
Girkinboy 3 years ago