Half Life 2 in 60 Seconds

[EXC511]

0:47 - 0:50. Kind of skip half the game there...

[pascottoz]

it's fun how you say spoiler alert after all the information about the ending has been laid off...

[iamcondescending]

when does half life three come out?

[BronyRD]

@iamcondescending December 22nd, 2012

[Thunderbird457]

@BronyRD lol shit

[TheMDFORD1]

This Agent is an Alien!

[Andrysha26rus]

хуйня



[ihatebieberr]

YODAS LIGHTASABER IN THE DISLIKE AND LIKE BAR

[shawdow357]

That was a good series of 60 sec

I got portal and they were talking about black mesa so I go what the fuck is that?!? Then I found out it's half life didn't want to buy it so decided to watch a walkthrough I didn't make it pass the train thing at beginning so I said fuck this and moved on then portal 2, talk about black Mesa again then I looked for summaries about half life and found this... Thank you

[McBignLargeBJ64]

she gotta.... GREAT ASS!! 

[McBignLargeBJ64]

she gotta.... GREAT ASS!!

[RandomZace]

@butthenIdied what there was half life two dumbarse

[UberGenitive]

I would like people to try to explain lost in 60 seconds

[PHBounce]

yup, that about sums it up :)

[Suburbannite]

black guy with a peg leg

[11110aa]

@butthenIdied No Valve cant count to 3 Yo can buy Half Life2 from Steam

[G3org3Master]

@butthenIdied derp

[du8u8u8o]

546 people had a stun stick up there ass.

[xRGMpictures]

go to MODDB.COM then search conscript a pc/psp game of hl2

[Pengiufiu]

Lol this is a really good summary.

[colton5246]

lol you ride up to the bosses office, Alyx spits on him and the citidel blows up. Game over.

[Chrisomaster]

and the full life in 120 seconds?

XD

[M0TZ1]

There is no 1:45 omfg the spoiler is in it :O

[DiNoZsEy]

Grrrrrrreat asssssssss

[oliv3833]

0:28 

[GtaGod999]

this is gary's mod rite?

[sonicdsfan1]

@GtaGod999 >.<

[sonicdsfan1]

@GtaGod999 g mod wasn't even out yet. Well, it WAS. It came out a month before this was made and why does that even matter

[VannahWilson]

@GtaGod999 Er, why would you think that?

[colton5246]

@GtaGod999 Read the title: HALF LIFE 2 in 60 seconds

[786Puffy]

The 2 most liked comments are the same. :/

[misterrandompancake]

"in the meantime, this is where i get off" (gman proceeds to jizz like crazy)

#LOL get it?

[oobietime8]

@misterrandompancake wow.

[Slorater]

Ow she's got a-- GREAT ASS !!!

[luanswan2002]

At 0:44 to 0:48 you miss like a 3rd of the game rofl?

[deguimerautube]

Al Pacino HAHAHAHAHA

[bkb13j]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!­!!!!

[KilleroyCZ]

combines are rly aliens? i thought they just have uniforms like that

[misterrandompancake]

@KilleroyCZ they are people in suits, but (sigh) it takes a lot of explaining. here :half-life.wikiaDOTcom/wiki/Ca­tegory:Combine_Units

[Buya0117]

Bla Bla Bla Mr.freeman

[jpiroden]

Hmm, G-man seems to "get off" when Gorden Freeman is successful.... strange man...

[AgentSmith700]

She gotta....GREAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

[DefendedHomestand]

I use that Pacino line all the fucking time.

[Rodentsnipe]

@notbowen YOU LIED!!! YOU HAVE SWINDLED ME OF 46 SECONDS!!!!  DAMN YOU NOTBOWEN

[notBowen]

@Rodentsnipe Assuming you click off at 1:00 all pertinent information has been relayed.

[JimToaster100]

0:19 there not aliens ther humans reeetard

[Crystalbloxcorp]

@JimToaster100 Research, please. You are not as madnifficent as microwave yet.

[JimToaster100]

@Crystalbloxcorp they are humans metro police are

[JimToaster100]

@Crystalbloxcorp they are humans metro police are humans

[Crystalbloxcorp]

@JimToaster100 Dont you think calling him retard would make you look smart?



[TommyGunner998]

@JimToaster100 combine are aliens....

[JimToaster100]

@TommyGunner998 no there humans....



[JimToaster100]

@TommyGunner998 no there humans....

they are wearing suits.>:(

[TommyGunner998]

@JimToaster100 The Combine consist of alien, synthetic and human elements, and dominate Earth says wikipedia so.....

[JimToaster100]

@TommyGunner998 WOOOW ypu toook the time to research that are you searious

[CyberPunk000]

Thumbs up if you wanted to rape Alyx, only if she was real

[linhartik100]

HAAAAAX

[majormarks]

The weird slug dudes are the actual combine, and they are aliens.

The cops/civil protection in city 17 are people who sign up for it and get various benefits (though obviously they get hated by everyone else right away).

The actual soldiers, the ones in blue or white, with the pulse rifles, they are humans with alien robotic enhancements to make them more EVIL.

[MrHomans887]

@majormarks The slug dudes (Advisors) are what appears to be the main race/leaders, yes. And yeah, that's all right. The soldiers are often referred to as 'combines' for short, even by characters, though somewhat inaccurately. They're really the "Transhuman Arm of the Combine Overwatch". Also, striders, dropships, and gunships are also aliens who have been engineered by the combine to act as war machines.

[dev02ify]

Flammable Spit.

[kingdynamite97]

@dev02ify  COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

[Br0therh00dPaladin]

Aww yeah Spoiler alert at the last minute.

[gemkeane01]

i thought that the combines are humans in the mask

[misterrandompancake]

@gemkeane01 they are human prisoners forced to work for the combine...

[Shameless184]

@ViatorPeregrinus combine are aliens

[ilboche]

@Shameless184 combines are a combination of humans and alien technology...they are humans that have been operated on. The real aliens are the ones flying in the gunship husks

[madnezzcombat]

@ilboche No the combine IS a race. Why would there home world be called "Combine Overworld" if they were just humans combined with aliens. Also the main species of there world is the "Combine advisors." So yeah, Combine is an alien race.

[ViatorPeregrinus]

Good video, but from what i've seen, the combine aren't alien. They're just humans with suits on. Remember the friendly "combine" in the beginning? Yeah, you get the point.

[HomersimpsoninPortal]

@ViatorPeregrinus The combine are transhuman.

[a7xforever187]

*Spoiler Alert* at the end of the video XD

[MrWilliamld]

I`m gonna go play HL:2 again :)

[micahzmorales]

I love how he puts spoiler alert at the end of the video

[misterrandompancake]

DAT ASS

[ThePhantombrian]

lol the spoiler alert was at the end

[xGCxn00b]

*Spoiler Alert

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

lol if when he said ''this is where i get off'' i would so lolololol if he stumbled when he was walking away

[MegaUltimate9]

bla bla bla mr freeman

[HenryTomasino1]

In the mean time... This is where I get off.

[EvOLVIEd813]

BLAH BLAH BLAH Game Over!

[TheSigmaDoctrine]

My bad: Rompkovs



[TheSigmaDoctrine]

In the words of the wise smikefliege: 1:00 on words: Blah Blah Blah Mister Freeman.

[Ketsui]

Dat inability to speak fast.

[SomeKindaSpy]

@MrSlick826; I found an awesome, four-panel Deviantart comic about that.

[massivive]

lol! shows ending. 4 seconds later, spoiler alert

[recanato]

lol spoiler alert in the end

[mmmromppayy]

half life 3:make me

valve:later

[Juppie902]

MIT graduate with a crowbar. lmao.

[456ironmaiden]

half life 2 was originally supposed to be in an american setting with revenholm being like washington d.c.

[POPCORN454545]

@456ironmaiden Yeah but then axel hacked valve, and taking the shitty choice...they scrapped it all and made the current game today. My moto is: "The original hl2 would have been 10x more epic than the already epic game today." D:!!!!!

[456ironmaiden]

@POPCORN454545 totally agree but its not just half life 2. its half life, left for dead, and left for dead 2. If you can find the half life beta or alpha I congratulate you and you would be my new best friend because the half life beta is probably the rarest to find out of all valve games I dont even think its on the internet. one thing that valve fans want more than anything is half life 3 or half life 2 episode 3. And knowing valve it could take 2 years or 10.

[POPCORN454545]

@456ironmaiden That is true....lol hl1 beta look so shitty. And i utterly wish i could find the hl2 beta. :| I don't think hl3 or ep3 w/e its gonna be would take 10 years....i doubt that.

[456ironmaiden]

@POPCORN454545 you know half life 1 was supposed to be a game based on the quake 2 engine I heard someone say it was supposed to be a mod

[POPCORN454545]

@456ironmaiden Not the quake 2 engine...the quake engine. Watch valve's "all you're history are belong to us".

The original hl1, not source IS STILL using the quake engine. :D!!!

[456ironmaiden]

@POPCORN454545 oh sorry thanks for correcting me and thats cool

[xXSnoopyNoopyXx]

Great Ass! *zoom* XD

[RKELLYGEEK]

In the end the Gman got off... Something tells me he get pleasure seeing Gordon to through this shit. ;)

[jpmac098]

@RKELLYGEEK Hilarious.



[RKELLYGEEK]

@jpmac098 Naw it was tacky :)

[042Niklas]

XD Spoiler alert

[Bookeydude]

@IxLUVxTRUNKSx I do not know what you mean, he is the guy from Half-life 1, yup, same person, watching the progress of Gordon :p

[allprodaddy555]

i see what u did there at the end

[supermantahoo]

"spoiler alert" *face palm*

[portalrunner117]

He drops u off in a European city called city 17 ran by this asshole...

[Happix100]

I love how there's the Spoiler alert at the end...

[redfatcrystal11]

you do all the things for half life except the first one were just his dreams?

[Slorater]

@Franzo203 Me or Someone else can think this is a trailer of this game! So shut the fuck off !

[DjSugarKitty95]

LOL Spoiler alert xD

[Slorater]

@TheCandSfilms Thanks mate!

[allgeeksunited]

@Slorater i agree with @somberlight this entire video IS in itself a spoiler and you really expect a warning in the beginning? i though of it as a joke.

[Slorater]

@allgeeksunited of course it's not a joke.

[Slorater]

You could give me a spoiler warning asshole! (Not at the end of the video because I've watched it and I saw all damn spoilers!!) ASSHOLE!

[TheCandSfilms]

@Slorater i agree! >:O

[Franzo203]

@Slorater Isn't "Half-Life 2 in 60 seconds" enough of a spoiler you idiot?

[allgeeksunited]

@Franzo203 thankyou

[clayman132]

check out my halflife 2 pivot its awesome :)

[Twistin96]

I love the way you gave a spoiler alert after the video.

[Filiphiles]

blah blah blah mr. freeman

[12q8]

@Filiphiles 3rd vid at suggestions 1 of the top comments >:D

[iddo12233]

You need to put the spoiler alert when the video starts not at the ending...

[somberlight]

@iddo12233, the video ITSELF provides a TL;DR of whole game in its entirety, and you want a spoiler alert Oo ?

[Gmodrocks123]

lol i kept loling right after oh she's got a GREAT ASS! btw whered u get the ending music?

[call4dead3]

a ittle ate on the spoier alert, don'tcha think?

[Shydeman]

actually it was 58 seconds :3

[MrTaffyMann]

Hold 4 for zombie dance

[MrTurtlez123]

HL2: Oh my god, gordon freeman is that you? oh no here they come, get outta here gordon!

[Gmodrocks123]

lawl never gets old

[hotspotgamestv1]

Then the citadel... Blows... Up... BOOOM

[ijaaam2007]

and i have the fucking german version :/

[bipinformprotect]

"BLA BLA BLA MISTER FREE MAN"

[janpielenman]

can someone tell me who or what is the role is of that blah blah dude?

[TheFunky333]

@janpielenman he's Gman. if you wanna know his role then better play hl1

[gringolazlo]

Half life 2 in 6 words.. "is it really you? gordon freeman?"

[Catarit]

Should have been called Half-Life 2 in 106 Seconds.

[jonathankim1999]

Spoiler alert!!!!!

[tecnocubeguy]

Wow... What a timely spoiler alert...

[MrJoshsupra]

Blah Blah Blah Mister Freeman

[Rason95]

*spoiler alert xDDD

[TheGmodGirl]

the combine are not aliens they are tranze human forces (overwatch)

[E71]

if only hl2's story was as cleverly written as mass effect 1/2.

[DEFENDER6100]

oh she's got a....GREAT ASS!

[jimbobhk2009]

@DEFENDER6100 "and you got your head... all the way up it!"

[FlareShift]

@theguynotrelated never played half-life or half life 2?! shame! SHAME!!

[FlareShift]

@theguynotrelated uhm, that's DasBoShitt, not half-life.....it's called GMod, (google garry's mod 10 or 9) and it allows you to place things from half life, or other source engie games ( I.E. L4D TF2 counter strike source etc etc....)

[larchex]

I love how the spoiler alert shows up at the END. XD

[TheMuhalefet]

Wrong! It is Half Life 2 in 106 seconds.

[MrWafflemanguy]

Cool ass

[GunerDude]

No Top Comments! This is my Chance.

BLA BLA BLA DJAJSJ ERP DERP

[Happix100]

@GunerDude So beautiful...

[GunerDude]

@Happix100 I know ;)

[crazzyrussian321678]

@theguynotrelated how 1 doctor can be guys>? and im the crazzy in here...

[crazzyrussian321678]

@theguynotrelated 

[FlareShift]

@theguynotrelated Dr. Breen...yeah, he's bad, but he's not as bad as say....hitler...i mean, he DID save teh human race.

[TheMexican02]

@theguynotrelated hax? u mean gman?

[Minecraftfanpage]

@tommytunes0700 that would happen. If it does, then im going to shoot myself.

[tommytunes0700]

Has anybody even f****** heard of L4D3 coming out!?!?

[MissyJLawson]

sexy!! fuck.

[Slyanimationz]

Sup Noweb :DD

[Evzone1821]

Apperently Valve has trouble counting up to three

Half Life

Half life 2

Team Fortress

Team Fortress 2

Left for dead

Left for dead 2

Half Life Eps:1

Half Life Eps:2

[63martin25]

dude the al pacino refrence is classic

[Evzone1821]

OKAY!! I GET IT!

[villie91]

@DarkDemonKirop i hate to be the one to tell you this but......your grand father is black.....

[karmacharger100]

o she got a ............ Great Ass!!!

[Kw1q51lv3r]

@DarkDemonKirop no he's black. and married an asian.

[notilhenger]

GUYS! @LolPanteraNegra WAS BEING IRONIC!

[BamausVid]

@HyperShadic89 u idiot, story was told in 1 minute

[sabotoge26]

Aliens are pissed so they fuck that up

[nass273]

thats not 1 min its 1 min 19 secs

[SirithHeruwen]

@nass273

The story was told in 60 seconds tard

[nass273]

@SirithHeruwen how can it be 60 secs its 79 secs dumb ass

[SirithHeruwen]

@nass273

are you an idiot or just pretending?

when does he say OVER?! are you blind? he says OVER at exactly 60 seconds. he told the story in 60 seconds. he shows 1:00 after he says over. now you really must sort your brain out before throwing senseless insults at me.

if you count the gman cutscene you're a failure at trying to be witty. The story is told in 60 seconds. 60, not 79. will you ever get it? tard.. oh sorry my apologies, or should I say stupid BRIT

[cloudnine500]

@SirithHeruwen is there really any need to be racist?

[SirithHeruwen]

@cloudnine500

British is not a race

oh sorry, you're also one. perfectly proves my point

sorry but this is hilarious lmao

but anyway, ok, prejudice is not nice, but i had to bash him.

peace

@SirithHeruwen i think you would find that british is a race, but it depends on the persons interpretation of the definition of race as according to the oxford dictionary race is defined as &