A Day In The Park (29/12/09)

[SusSell]

LMAO black pussy!

i'm cryn' XD

[littleshortkid]

Chuck Norris also ordered a Baconator from Wendy's... and he got one.

[l2ANDOM2]

Jesus may be able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

[Flapple11]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.

[melindagrgry]

You should smile more Mr. You are a very Handsom fellow!!!

[Glenn368]

They will never arrest you Ben! No cop is crazy enough to try and take down an Irishman with two huge f'n dogs!

[Shadowhanz05]

lmao @ the black pussy comment

and christy is definitely getting to be one of my favorite parts of ur vids hahaha

*just to inflate his ego for ya*

[simonkrk]

I love black pussy...hahahaha

[iSuperFawkes]

People wear superman Pijamas superman wears chuck norris pijamas

[iSuperFawkes]

why is that christe duch a dick head

[homerrulezzzz]

Chuck Norris walked down the street with a boner. There were no survivors.

[TARNGERINES]

God said "let there be light" then Chuck Norris said "OK"

[rudiwells]

running hump at 4:22 ! whats your secret doggie!

[Azrieth]

Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird!

[pimp417]

i like how the dogs just follow.. no need for leashes

[AlTheKillerX]

I love 3:22

[MyPhoneGoezBeep]

BEN. Use a program called "Jing". Best screenshot tool ever! Haha. And you can set hotkeys for it. Them click and hold to where you want to screenshot and boom. Save. :)

[BLUxRAY]

LMAO....u are funny as fuck ben!! Keep these vids up.

[TyCAM141]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidding!

[GabrielleGuidry]

so... if "french fries" are called chips, what do you call potato chips?

[80Insomniac80]

@GabrielleGuidry Crisps! :)

[BenLongman]

crisps

cos they're crispy

not chips

[ShadowKnightZero786]

crisps

[skantflock]

Its strawberry blonde ! a ha ha

[lisaandtiki]

i loved this video the puppies sure liked the slide watch you latter

[1800GAMEBOY]

easy. press PRNT SCRN > paste @ paint > cut > save = profit

[surfjacobson1]

I fuckin hate you too, awesomely awesome Ben. ;)

Gotta say, your videos are better than some people who have been doing this for years.

What's up with the police, did OJ get out or were you robbing bikini stores again.

[mexybill]

the giraff didnt excist untill chuck noris uppercutted a horse

[wooterman]

When you have the comments ready, put them at the end of your video and then make 6 seperate videos for each comment. Put a link on each comment in the original video that links it to its own video. You can then use the views as a scoring system, or the amount of ratings.

[Yeahamd16]

omg hahaha " i love black pussy"

[SpyManSH]

Maria has a nice ass... :D

[edm9313]

take a screen shot then edit it in whatever photo program you use.

[berLinyes]

i Luv ben's way......holyshit!!@

[niennagalathil]

my boyfriend has bitten me in his sleep before, due to having crazy dreams about fighting people. one time he bite me on the cheek, and another time on my back. thankfully he didn't actually bite down hard. and one other time i got an elbow to the throat whilst asleep. damn you violent sleepers!

[berLinyes]

sLeehp

[berLinyes]

kNice  bLankets.....yeuh

[shayj43]

to take a picture of the comment go to the mac and go to the comment in safari and press 'command' + 'shift' + '4' all together and use the cursor to highlight what you want to take a screenshot of i.e. the comment :) this should do the trick. BTW i love your videos, its great to finally see a fellow irishman vlogging, i am a fan of trippy but your videos are way better!! hope this helps :D

[antidoteXI]

Jesus could walk on water,

But chuck Norise can swim on land

Oo

[emzonharry]

can diva and vago actually have puppies or have the had they 'op' if they can have pups that ould just be the cutest thing ever little black nd white b*@#£&ds :P

[guardcorp]

LOL I love black pussy

[iokua15]

Christy FTW!!!! hahahahahahahha!!!!

[spacedog1996]

I'm a sucker for dogs too! The slide scene was so adorable!

[Davidxcore171]

How About We Play Some CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2

[nikkiloveshighfives]

yay! ben is getting a porno music/comment time!!!! :DD

[Dreamst8r]

doesnt he kinda sound like shrek

[nikkiloveshighfives]

"no dont run away!...i love black pussy!"

LMAO

[AzkabanInmate]

Roflmao, the black dog, kept humping when he was running, and when diva went away XD

[BLUxRAY]

2nd that LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SouthernYank1983]

So what is Maria's job other than "babysitting" j/k lol love you guys. But really what do you do Maria?

[SuperBelle77]

Babysitting Ben is a hard job!!! hehehehe. I work in an office... booooring

[Boody006]

lol, you deserve it. FUCK OFF!

[Oftheunder]

Little children pee their names in snow, Chuck Norris pee's his name in concrete :P Chuck Norris can read brail(or however it's spelled) Chuck Norris farted, and caused a Nuke in Afghanistan, Chuck Norris play's Cod 6 on halo 2(sucky)

[clmbn05]

BABY ZOE AT @4:05 !!!!

[BenInOC]

I love that you put the day-month-year I hate the American way... You know? I'd rather do it like that than month-day-year and I'd rather use the metric system.

[chriss727]

Chuck Norris's IQ is represented by a sideways 8

[crisis376]

@chriss727 man thats sooo funny XDDD

[AnnaKFitz]

Hey! For getting snap shots of the comments, if you are using your Dell it is realllllly easy! Just go to Start>programs>accessories>sni­pping tool...then you can take a snap shot of anything on your screen and it saves it as a regular picture file! Then just do that for the 5 different comments and copy and paste the 5 seprate pictures into one! Hope that helped! :D

[smokeHGun]

YEAH CHIPS!

[gymsfunanddogs]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did...

[darkboy456]

Lol the dog was banging the air at once....

Well try using photoshop.

You could contact me id do it for you.

Would take me well?2 mins.

Anyway

Chuck Norris could take a shit in a corner in a room which is round.

[HiThereImKester]

Killer dead arm from Christy

[fisheyguy123]

just take a screenshot of your screen (google for hotkey) then go to paint cut out everything save it and use the program you use for the videos

[TJHawk5789]

I would love to have a Bago-Diva puppy.

You can use some websites to generate a temporary poll that you would link in your video. Though I suspect this comment is too late.

[alexfuller01]

4:28 ftw lmao!

[danogus01]

Great vids, Found you through CTFxC, Gave you 5 Stars for the hilarious dogs!

[jstmichele]

Are you ready Ben... I got the best one...

"If you have $5 dollars and Chuck Norris has $5 dollars, he has more money than you!"

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

[briancensors]

ben u kinda look josh homme from queens of the stone age. thats a compliment hes awsome.lol

[wavahhad]

thats an insult

[bogolds]

5* for the punch and grimace

[pomssi1]

Jesus vs Chuck Norris.

Jesus walks on water.

Chuck Norris swims on land.

[jstmichele]

@pomssi1 LOL!!!!! I'm Dying... that is GREAT!

[vampirepunk311]

That little kids laugh is so cute!

[Trickshot2008]

Full English Breakfast you cant beat that! best thing in the world

[TheHarminderDhak]

Sony Vegas should do the job if you have it, or Windows Movie Maker should be up to the task.

Need any help just ask.

[OurOceanSizeLove]

I absolutely LOVE your vlogs! :D So so funny, just love it.

Happy New Year to both of you :)

[TheGreenStripe]

Ben, you have the BEST vlogs to wake up to! Watching them makes my day! ...may as well go back to bed until the next video xD

[undyinghumor]

I hate Christy.

[pitstick90]

I think christy should have a twitter

[shlippy84]

Christy doesn't know what Twitter is

[ChrisRodrigi]

@shlippy84 LOL! He's got a huge fanbase, Ben.

[MissAyela]

Well said Ben..chips!! not french fries.

Poor Diva, when that even smaller dog was ON HER FACE! It was trying to show dominance, not ride her, but still..must not have been a very nice experience for her.

Maria is so sweet!!

[wavahhad]

its what diva gets for being a woman

[ThatOneGuy8904]

lmao in like every scene i LOL. your a great vloger... one of my favorite on youtube :)

[1337OoO7331]

2:40 HAHA PWNED

[thegeno64]

that other dog litterally fucked diva's face

[xxJoykillingKittenxx]

lolz.

Pause at 0:06

her face look funny.

:DDD

[newbiepk]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[newbiepk]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris chuck norris FTW

[newbiepk]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[newbiepk]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[jstmichele]

Ben, I love it when you "HONESTLY" laugh... the dogs on the slide was great!

Oh, and PUNCH Christy in the neck for me!

Happy New Year new YouTube Friend!!!

[WillyBoboVision]

WTF is a ginger?

[tikler92]

a person with red hear.

[MasonDixon1989]

Print Screen might be the easiest

[miguelar]

Ben you rock!!!! saludos desde Málaga

[jimmy9258]

I fuckin hate you too Ben. lol

[LimeAndSimon]

try using paint. :P :D! love you ben!

[TylerGagne]

Alright so I am a Pc'er (atm) and all you need to do to get the simplest screen shot is theres a button on your keyboard saying 'Print Screen' what it does is it copies shot of the screen. Open up a paint program or any program like it and press 'CTRL + V' and BAM yor screen shot is now able to be facked around with.

[CounterTman]

lol ben , you are not like the other gingers ... you have a soul !

[tasteslikechildren]

my favourite chuck norris joke is chuck norris can slam and revolving door

[roadamerica2008]

My brothers wife remembered why she was pissed at him. In the middle of the night. And started punching him while he was sleeping.

[Giovanneh1]

Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuu

[sjobbe94]

4:11 awesome jump by bago (spelling?)

If you have vista, download snipping tool. It's free and really easy to use.

[JrMV44]

i want a french bulldog!!

[matselats]

dude your dog got face fucked

[apineda91]

ask charles to ask phil duh

[C0mmrade5niper]

after watching your bog ben i got bored and googled Finnegans and Charles Trippy actually left a google review on the pub xD...and then i read the one above it that said the service was crap...LIES i cant believe it

[sk8er15421]

Mmmm, MW2...so sexy. Too bad you can't play it Ben. Such a shame.

[CartoonHead08]

@sk8er15421 neither can you dude

[sk8er15421]

What are you talking about? I just got done playing it not too long ago.

[budgirl712003]

Ben wishes 2 b a NATURALIST awesome ....lmfao... we love u ben, (me ,hubby ,and 17yr old son). Sorry can't cut u down today we laughed so hard, it's 6:15 am and u totally made our day thankx ! when i saw Diva's first caption i knew this was gonna b a Doozie

Christy, Nice shot man lol ... let me know when diva has the mut pups Ben ; ]- Loved it!!! PEACE

[suibhne1986]

Christy's punch looked a sore one.

[Polpats]

I guess the simplest way to do it is to screen save (using CTRL and PRTSC SYSRQ) then paste on paint and save it. then open it and crop it. Do this with all the comments till you have your perfectly cropped comments and repeat the screen save proccess on each one individually, but this time paste them all on the same paint thingy.

[xfftl8myheartx]

haha I talk and punch in my sleep too never remember a darn thing :/

[kasp9451]

chuck norris can pee without hitting the toilet board

[COTUtv]

That fry up looked fucking DELICIOUS!

[Harrybob2244]

If you played shaun in shaun of the dead the movie would be twice as amazing as it already is!

[shlippy84]

Thanks

[booshmastertrepkos]

You can take the snapshot with the print screen button on the keyboard (if you have windows). Press command+shift+3 (if you have a mac).

You should be able to crop and paste the images together with paint (pc) or gimp (mac).

[MatthewHeywood1]

if your using windows you could just print screen the comment paste it into paint crop it down to just the comment then do the same for the others then just save it as a jpeg

[BlackThoughtTB]

LOL that dog was horny as fuck! hahaha

[ArrBickers]

I love how Christy was just waiting around to punch you.

[XxiTZxKiM0ZxX]

Ginger in fact you are Ben, in fact you are.

[MTG115]

i love when hes swearing at his dogs :D

[PickYourColor]

i hate how they copy

[DaisyLuv94]

"Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress"

[shlippy84]

LOL

[Janetfsho]

Hahaaa black pussies xDDD

Lolll the dogs at the slide!

[SM10101010]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany

[shlippy84]

LOL

[Behindjoonao]

Maria i speak when i sleep :( Does that mean im weird =(

[nboudreau12]

if french fries are chips then wht are potato chips??

[digiconner]

crisps :)

[theshontman]

They are called crisps... because they are crispy =D

[Rdwarrior246]

That dog was humping the f'ing air LOL

[FrenchWhiteHonkey]

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks.

[shlippy84]

LOL

[KIKIISNUMBERONE]

Dude seriously! I'm still laughing and typing this at the same time! That dog that humps your dog in the face! then does it the right way (sort of) then your dog goes away and he's still humping the air! OMFG THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS! LOLOLOL!

[Behindjoonao]

@KIKIISNUMBERONE rofl iknow i lol'd so hard!

[alecz444]

u just press prntscrn, go to ms paint click on edit, in the drop down menu click paste and a screen snapshot should be there and then just file, save as... and then crop out the rest of the page except for the comment that u want.

[iHeartMusicD00D]

i would take the picture on a mac (since I don't know how do do that on a windows) with command+shift+4 and then since I think you have a windows, copy & paste them into paint since I can't find any good, free paint-like software for mac... or whatever. :)

[crazyGabriel17]

hey ben do you have vista? if so search if you have snipping tool. then you can take still pics of the comments.

[timmahboy47]

Woohoo!!! That was the Chuck Norris joke I told you!! They seriously are genius aren't they??

Ben, you need to come to New Orleans so you can have a French Fry (Chips) Poboy. They're delicious, and usually are smothered in gravy.

Damn BFC, that was a nice punch. And María, you're hilarious an awesome (and your accent reminds me

of my dad's accent).

[crazyGabriel17]

CHUCK NORRIS can beat a brick wall at tennis.

[bammax89]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there's no such thing as protection from Chuch Noriss.

[shlippy84]

LOL

[MattMarx91]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[legoman4032]

Another chuck Noris joke for ya: chuck noris can kick start a car, chuck noris has a vacation home on the sun, and chuck noris grinds his own coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Go nuts Ben =P

[ndpunk5]

ROFL when Cristy punched Ben in the arm! Hahaha

[COD4GEEK1]

what type of computer do you have?

[shlippy84]

Dell XPS

[COD4GEEK1]

oh then i dont know how to take a screen shot sorry, love the videos! :D

[chikkiepoo111]

were you hungry when you named your dog?

[KuiDelaCy]

chuck norris is sueing bubble tape for the slogan 6 feet of fun being 4 his penis

[skandskate69]

lol matty hit you pretty hard i would of punched him back !

[crakface2]

@skandskate69 his name is christy not matty lol

[TheDuk3Tube]

chuck norris has the ability to kill 2 stones with ONE BIRD! ...FEEL IT!

[1N5OMN14K]

Chuck Norris ordered an whole chicken for dinner, but only ate it's soul.

[shlippy84]

LOL

[TheDuk3Tube]

jesus can walk on water... but chuck norris can SWIM ON LAND!!!!

[CheemStur]

@TheDuk3Tube NICEEEE!!!

[shlippy84]

LOL

[hiphopsocnroc]

fucking epic at 2:40 that made me laugh so hard, haha, nice vid guys Peace

[shrazey]

when chuck norris falls in the water he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norrised

[shlippy84]

ROFLMFAO

[CheemStur]

@shlippy84

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[redundantrock]

keep up the great vlogs Ben!!!

[Jamieeelovesyouu]

Worst reaction video= 2 guys 1 horse

In my opinion. Scarred.

[orvie8]

Did somebody give that dog at the park some Viagra?! LOL!

[501sk8ter]

hey ben i talk in my sleep too.

[TheDuk3Tube]

lol maria has somewhat of an irish accent when she says some words in english.... good work ben!

[BigDodonga]

Allo, here's one for ya:

Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.

[shlippy84]

LOL

[skatechick97]

The black dog! lmao!

good videos Ben!X)

[bassmidget]

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.