"When you wake up, you won't remember any of this - except that it was you, or my receptionist -- don't worry, she gets it all the time." LMAO!! That's my favorite part.
I'll never forget this sketch. I heard this when the album 1st came out with my step-cousin driving in Minnesota and we almost went into Lake Minnetonka off the road we were laughing so hard.
Imagine yourself in this situation. I think I would have done everything the client did. I might have left a little earlier though....or just fallen out laughing after the first couple of toots.
Kevin Nealons voice is really relaxing lol
MRMERCEDES101 1 week ago
You doin that again?
no,no that was you...
THAT WAS NOT ME...
iliketosinganddance1 1 week ago
Fart = funny!
Somborac420 2 weeks ago
Why can't I find "The Night Time is the Right Time"??
mrbojangles81 1 month ago
Lol
phoolklip 1 month ago
I think reading these comments is hilarious!!! Repeat after me: I'm a smelly pig. Whaa? Who knew saturday Night Live onterage could be so funny?
naybur74 1 month ago
lmao no it's was the couch
juanlarios666 1 month ago
LOL I used to have this CD when I was like 10 and my parents got mad at me LOL XD
CappitranoBellephant 2 months ago
4:53 - Oh my God what did you eat? It smells like baby food.
trewells 2 months ago
2:56 - The cough-fart cover is classic! Especially trying to get over on a guy with that, like we wouldn't notice that.
trewells 2 months ago
1:42 - You doin' that, er?
trewells 2 months ago
flatulence humor NEVER gets old...
Swinger2006 3 months ago
@Swinger2006 Agreed
leegeorgeson 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
at 5:07 you can hear Nealon giggle just for a split second, lol
Mesmerlab 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Adam Sandler
it's Nealon guys. rofl. fucking talent
jmac6965 3 months ago
Just relax..thats it just relax....
Velheim1334 4 months ago
I ripped a good one there, nice out.
AjsWorld74 4 months ago
I'm almost positive it's kevin nealon
dekan365 4 months ago
if anyone is wondering the voice of the "hypnotist" is Kevin Nealon.
Jeremy6663 4 months ago
is that Goldblum?
Mauhadeeb28 5 months ago
@Mauhadeeb28 I think it's Kevin Nealon, but I could be wrong.
bindslind 5 months ago
@bindslind Yeah, you are right. I just couldn't figure it out but as soon as I read your comment, BINGO!
Mauhadeeb28 5 months ago
oh my god what did you eat it smells like baby food
luvs2spoonge 6 months ago
Fart jokes is the shit!!..Lmao....
SuperPacman66 6 months ago
ha ha lol so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
101lexiann 6 months ago
That last fart that has Adam Sandler laughing has me laughing my ass off every time I hear it.
CitySkin09 7 months ago
genial !!
beriossa 7 months ago
Kevin Nealon's timing is brilliant. How does he keep a straight face??!
cloakedge 7 months ago
LMAO
"Th-that one probably squirted out into the pants...but we'll just continue with the flowing *flbbbrrt!* yup that was definitely a squirt.
fyc82 7 months ago
TOOOO relaxed
jade03261 7 months ago
fresh air??????
jade03261 7 months ago
That one probably squirted out a little bit into the pants but, we'll just continue with the flowing *FRRRT* yeah that was definitely a squirt.
2FunnyVersionIV 8 months ago
"I am smelly pig."
"What?!
Hilarious!!
mesa920 8 months ago
fart!!!
lolol986678 8 months ago
Classic. Love it.
HypnotistMarcSavard 8 months ago
Every hypnotherapy session with this guy should come with a free bottle of Febreeze.
TheRogersDavid 8 months ago
@TheRogersDavid Most definetly! lol Maybe it was the couch lol
poetlover30 8 months ago
What is the one where he says " I looked at my asshole in the mirror this morning and it blew my fucking mind"
cbmbdb 8 months ago 6
@cbmbdb buffon and the valedictorian
jsg361 8 months ago
@cbmbdb that one was called "the buffoon goes on a date with the school valedictorian"
turokdinosaurfukr 3 days ago
OMG blades that is an impossible challenge for me LMAO!!!
MindyLee1980 8 months ago
try not to laugh thats a hard challenge
bladesofdoom111 8 months ago
@bladesofdoom111 challenge accepted!
gwennyXisXalive 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol lol
gerardwayluver20 8 months ago
Who knew all it would take to break a habit is one simple message: "Quit smoking or it will stink up your life."
Swinger2006 8 months ago
That was you
darius75240 8 months ago
I think I got this cd when I was 14 & every time I hear this skit I seriously die laughing!!!!!! Btw I am 30 now hehehe
MindyLee1980 9 months ago
The cough fart is classic.
jdelon 9 months ago
Take a nice deep breath.....Uh I can't breathe sir...AHAHAHA!!
mswhite78 9 months ago
its so funny
sdannen4 9 months ago
"Repeat after me....I am a smelly pig" Ha! Ha! Ha!
CainmosniMirrored 9 months ago
this is better than tv
cdude100 9 months ago
my bf and i have been losing it over this for years. so funny. we are so innapropriate.
rugbellybabymama 9 months ago
OMG what did you eat it smells like baby food
jackassman34 9 months ago
nothing but fresh pastures and fields.....and....here we go.......that was you...
that was not me sir!!! i'm watching you!!!!
aaronwer 9 months ago
wtf disliked this !??!?!
turtlehans 10 months ago
like a monty python sketch ;D
:)
nicksocrates 10 months ago
4 people failed hypnosis after they admit they are a smelly pig
ZudeXbox360 10 months ago
This made me cry.
ThePooppantsman 10 months ago
4 people have farted while hypnotized.
Hovenaut 10 months ago
"no that time that was you, we're not here to take sides, that was you and maybe we can deal with this in another session"....epic lol
sharky8119 11 months ago
I never realized that it was Kevin Nealon!
Brazard23 11 months ago
Man, this has been out for a long time now, and I STILL laugh my ass off at this. I miss the good ol' days of the 90s.........
ArtaviusVander 11 months ago 19
@ArtaviusVander
Hellz Yeah!!
00Linette 5 months ago
"When you wake up, you won't remember any of this except that it was you or my receptionist. Don't worry she gets it all the time!" LOL
Alemania1983 11 months ago
HAHAHA
UtahMan1425 11 months ago
l0l he farts a squiker lol "ahh sir what was that?" " i said 3" "that didnt sound like 3"
MsRsmoneymaker 11 months ago
so funny!
fatanky 11 months ago
LOL The one where he coughed to try to cover up the fart! Who hasn't done that? haha
Maverikk68 11 months ago
"That time that was you" Haha
Marcaveli7 1 year ago
I can't breathe sir. LOL classic.
richmarc82 1 year ago
someone please upload the WHORE, WHERE ARE YOU?? from shhh dont tell..... i have whores to wake up in the morning and lost my shit!!!
bneinc 1 year ago
Repeat after me, I am a smelly pig....... Lol classic right here.
tlcaudi 1 year ago
Verry settle down!
deanhilda 1 year ago
I said three!!
twiztidpurpose 1 year ago
My name is Gary.
exa121 1 year ago
Classic
davidlm6974 1 year ago
"I can't breathe sir...." LOL
BriansIronCladBabe 1 year ago
wats the one with him yelling "I BET YOU HAVE REALLY HAIRY BALLS!!"
TwinkieTime3773 1 year ago
@TwinkieTime3773 The Buffon and the Dean of Admissions
jsg361 1 year ago 4
this is funny as hell, but It drags out a little too ong.
buttlord123 1 year ago
How did Nealon and Sandler even finish this sketch without dying laughing?
BM151 1 year ago 2
that one squirted into the pants a little bit.
bigholmes95 1 year ago
this is crazy "would you leave the door open as you leave"
hobbit0890 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 7:26
takeanap89 1 year ago
An all-time favorite! :)
Inprovence 1 year ago
I wonder how many takes they had to do to finish this skit because they couldn't hold it in any longer.
clineshaunt 1 year ago
Funniest Adam Sandler skit ever, next to The Goat.
The 90s was definitely the best time for Adam Sandler.
There was this, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison and of course Saturday Night live with Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, David Spade and more.
Nicksolo85 1 year ago
I knew that was Kevin Nealon just by his voice xD
fuckthe5os 1 year ago
@fuckthe5os
well, how else would you know?!
Weeeeee711 1 year ago
@Weeeeee711 idk maybe Google?
fuckthe5os 1 year ago
"When you wake up, you won't remember any of this - except that it was you, or my receptionist -- don't worry, she gets it all the time." LMAO!! That's my favorite part.
brawy1 1 year ago
i STILL cry laughing when i listen to this HAHAHA.
tholbrook89 1 year ago 2
I used to cry laughing when I had this back in the day. Favorite is still no no that time it was you.
abunchofsheep 1 year ago 3
@abunchofsheep Me too!
Inprovence 1 year ago
That was SOOOOOO Funny
Draconis1959 1 year ago
Oh my god what did you eat it smells like baby food!
cspicywiener3 1 year ago 2
imagine how much fun they had making this album.
johnmkrs83 1 year ago
this is what i do, it's a counting down thing
gtijes 1 year ago 2
hypnotist: do want a cigarette? adam: no i dont. hypnotist: then my job is done. "frrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" best part. 7:46
johnmkrs83 1 year ago
i would laughed so hard if the guy shit his pants.
johnmkrs83 1 year ago
at the second fart, " just feel comfortable and trust me" lol, the fart almost sounded like it was saying " dont trust him" . lol
johnmkrs83 1 year ago
Lets all say the time of our favorite farts! Mine has to be the one around 3:20!!! LOL
abbymswf 1 year ago 3
"I rip that one out there, i ripped a good one, that was a nice out" "That was not nice sir"
Kozmo4832 1 year ago
One of my all time favorite comedy albums. Thanks for Posting.
KinisonisKing 1 year ago
Where not here to pick sides!
utuber377 1 year ago
lol at 2:05 when Adam laughs the guy goes hmm hmm, HAHA! Love IT!
utuber377 1 year ago
"oh my dear god sir"
showdown2006 1 year ago
Adam Sandler= my idol funniest person ever
kozmo020 1 year ago
When Nealon steps out of the room and you could still hear him farting, I almost lost it, haha.
neurodistortion 1 year ago
"what did you eat it smells like baby food?"
zeco187 1 year ago 19
@zeco187 "yea, that squirted out a little bit into the pants..."
Moochiferus 1 year ago
@Moochiferus Yup, that was definitely a squirt.
silicon212 1 year ago
"we'll take a nice big breath"
"i cant, man i cant breathe! XD"
RikaMitsukane04 1 year ago 2
annotation fail...
destroman777 1 year ago
It's taking Nealon everything he has not to just lose it and bust out laughing.
clineshaunt 1 year ago
oh... god... did he shit his pants? XD
DBurner9 1 year ago
....do you want a cigarette?
no i dont.
then my job is done.
hahhahahahahaha
jmaeck 1 year ago 2
yep that was definitely a squirt, lmao
CMP462 1 year ago
I'll never forget this sketch. I heard this when the album 1st came out with my step-cousin driving in Minnesota and we almost went into Lake Minnetonka off the road we were laughing so hard.
jedik801 1 year ago
@jedik801 holy crap! same with me and my brothers and sisters!
Dmajorproductions 1 year ago
"that one prob squirted into the pants" "yep that squirted into the pants" :D
Ryd3r22 1 year ago
that wasn't me....that was you....
pumpindagoods 1 year ago
"let's take a nice deep breath - I CAN'T BREATHE SIR!" hahahahaha
DDriensky 1 year ago
...that was a nice out!
so2in10s4u 1 year ago
@so2in10s4u "that was not nice!"
deanhilda 1 year ago
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@so2in10s4u "that was not nice!"
deanhilda 1 year ago
alright I ripped that one out there, ripped a good one there
whatnamesnottakenyet 1 year ago
"What'd you eat, it smells like baby food?" xDDD
Animeman553 1 year ago
that wasn't me it was the couch, it's a new couch...the vinyl...lmao!!!
heeman650 1 year ago
When Kevin Nealon leaves the office for a minute, you can hear Adam stifling genuine laughter!
lurch321 1 year ago
Repeat after me "I am a smelly pig"
equinoxfan82 1 year ago 3
Listen @ 5:40. You can tell Nealon's trying to keep himself from laughing...
KleWdSide 1 year ago 13
I have a feeling Sandler's laughs were real hahaha. Nealon rocks
KleWdSide 1 year ago
"what was that sir? what i said three"?
1boehmer 1 year ago
Thank you so much for uploading this stuff man. Keep it comin!
metalhead492 1 year ago
Squirted out into the pants! thats gross but so funny.. Adam Sandler is not acting he is truly laughing...this is one of my fav's!
rcm2003 1 year ago
Oh my dear God Sir...
Cdawgg80 1 year ago
"smells like baby food" "yep that definitely squirted in the pants" RRRRRRRRRROOFLMFAO!!!
loganfrazier 1 year ago
That was you. We are not here to pick sides!
twiztidpurpose 1 year ago
what was that sir? I said three, that didn't sound like three lmao
mmmtcn 2 years ago
PFLLLLTH
This is what I do. It's a counting down thing.
Pamathey 2 years ago
Hang on one second, let me just step outside for a moment
Cdawgg80 2 years ago
What was that sir
rnj7377 2 years ago
lmfao
CrackerJack15 2 years ago
5th comment!
CaribDude815 2 years ago
more skits please fuck them i got ur back
illestness 2 years ago
repeat after me i am a smelly pig
illestness 2 years ago 2
Imagine yourself in this situation. I think I would have done everything the client did. I might have left a little earlier though....or just fallen out laughing after the first couple of toots.
AnimalCarnage 2 years ago 2
There's nothing in this world funnier than air coming out of the anus that makes a funny noise!
funnytv07 2 years ago