An Arby 'n' the Chief Short

[ZaikradysKnight]

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[fResHB0T]

i love when he says "so you want me to kick your fucking ass right." lol.

[degorterb2]

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W00T! B33T THT!

[neoMushroom]

What the hell is with the retarded ____________ thing

[fartmonkeybeernuts]

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[willdabeasthp]

THIS IS MY SWORD ღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞ღღ۩۞۩ღღ­­­­۩۞۩ღ! IT IS THE MASTER SWORD V2.1 AND I STAB YOU WITH IT IFYOU DONT LIKE

[xXsecretxXBW]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞ღღ۩۞۩ღ­ღ­­۩۞۩ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO NOTICE ME!!???@

[thegrouchization]

Jon's a real pro if he can lie that still for that long with a pen in his ear!

[te86a]

ღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞ღღ۩۞۩ღღ­­­۩۞۩ღ!

[Bluetavius]

at :59 chief should have been all like "u only delays teh invetibuls"

[Ezio9heAssassin]

Shorter episodes are better!

[MrJuhanso]

thumbs up if wierd writing brought u here... also Kevin xD

[MegaSpartan67]

ღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞ღღ۩۞۩ღღ­­۩۞۩ღ!

Behold my copy and pasting skills!

[liljam97j]

@MegaSpartan67 giggity

[liberatethemadness09]

every time i see the camera zoom out to show jon lyingdown i piss myself with laughter

[aabbklll101]

arby-u just gonna parrot me now?

cheif-u jus gona parret meh now?

arby-im retarded

cheif-im retarded............... :(

[Mephiles721]

Lollolololololololol

[joshdx23]

on my birthday

[L337LYC4N]

Jon's breathing too fast to be asleep lol

[bourky93]

@L337LYC4N If I was to say no one cared, would you believe it???

[jaywray1]

@L337LYC4N You take shorter faster breaths when you sleep :)

(Unless you're quite young that is)

[L337LYC4N]

@jaywray1 Is that so?

[jaywray1]

@L337LYC4N That is so

[L337LYC4N]

@jaywray1 lol interesting...

[NevynTube]

Jon when waking up: What the fuck happened to my hair?! And what is my shaver doing on the table? Oh, I know... CHIEF!!!

Chief: lolololol u mad?

[bigbluenote1010320]

holy shit arbiter should be a baseball player, pound for pound that had to be a record throw.

[pvt3lm0]

Everyone who posts a comment sucks my cock

[GuildedWings]

Check out my ARBY N THE CHIEF PARODY!

[idcdammit]

1:51 EPIC puppetry

[TheSpartim]

lolololololololololol

[deathst3v3n]

lmaoo

[refonyte2000]

>}:(|) = go fuck yourself face

[mimilovesfish]

"Go fuck yourself" face XD

[0mgwtfbbq21]

if you look closely, you can see Jon on the ground behind chief.

[LastODSTStanding]

Thumbs if you saw Jon on the ground and went, "Man down!" D:

[aleinworld]

i have heart problems john cjg shouldn't play with me like this 

[animatorZee]

Lol I can't Ear you XD

[Gokuberisha]

You know what, let them fire jon, he'll be fine, his show is gonna become more popular than whole lachina, Rby n the chief is the onlh reason i subscribed to this piece of shit minecraft/cod 'machinimas'...

[div500iplayrunescape]

1:57

go fetch

[ThePhsyco1]

i want to hear chief say TRololol instead of lolol

[raymondpjoyce]

lol at arby;s huge throw

[ThexHaloxfreak]

im not veryu old and was grounded and only have 20 mins on the computer, and this call of duty elite commercial actually took 2 mins to load with teh shitteh internet, wtf!!!!!!!!!!

[TheJericho321]

Arbiter : You're just gonna paret me now ?

Chief : Ur just gonna paret me nao ?

Arbiter : I'm a retard....

Chief : I'm a retard.........:(

[warrennguyen08]

LoL, does anyone else see the shirt on the wall at 1:54 that says gullible?

[TonyDeLaGullySide]

I'm a pedestrian.....a child loving pedestrian.

[V1rtualFlod]

Press 6 then quickly press 7. RAPE HIS FACE!

[kirashaw]

lucky im not that person who's lying down on the floor or chief will do that

[freegaterade]

press 3 for chiefs lol's while watching the video

[TheLazyGamer77]

Can there be another top comment? I KNOW!

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[UTFxMarcus]

@TheLazyGamer77 thats what go fuck urself face looks like :P ღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞۩ღღ۩۞ღღ۩۞۩ღღ­­۩۞۩ღ

[refonyte2000]

@TheLazyGamer77 how u do that????!!!!

[NinjaOnAMotorcycle]

@TheLazyGamer77 -----------

its a worm :D

[epicclan02]

I was looking for the one after cradle to grave but thank god u made this or I would have been looking all night

[0Kevsta0]

Press 6 quickly

Rapist? ._.

[mczaus8]

Jon dont worry about making videos for us we are your fans and we all understand, Now go get some sleep :)

[gingerdogotto]

here u go Arbiter

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[MrHalovscod]

Press 3 for LOLOLOLOLOL

[MrJuhanso]

why does chief wanna shave jon lol?

[hamtetutu]

Wow Arbiter is bloody tough.

[Mach5Snipez]

@tocotouchdown the guy behind him has a name John the creator of the show, show respect nub

[gabe45jordan]

This video will show you...

HOW TO put yourself under the wire

HOW TO thirst for Jon's blood

HOW TO shave Jon

HOW TO be a C-word

HOW TO stick pencils in Jon's ears...

[DamnYouLightYagami]

0:23 to 0:37

why do i get the feeling that im watching a Picture instead of a Real Video xD

[2601andrew]

@DamnYouLightYagami You can see him breathing...

[tocotouchdown]

@DamnYouLightYagami your not because the guy behind him is breathing

[TheDkMovie]

@DamnYouLightYagami you're not, you can see him moving a little bit :)

[RedMage86]

WHERE IS THE NEXT EPISODE !!!!

[sevless]

Jon's flipping us off

[KatNoble2]

arby: im a retard

chief: imma returd......:(

[bioniclesunited]

i wish the story episodes were like this again

[refonyte2000]

I like how arbiter looks at the veiwers, as if he knew that chief was gonna fall for that trick... oh wait..

[JackyxPenguin]

@refonyte2000 LOL um how do i break it to u toys only have one default face

[refonyte2000]

@JackyxPenguin wait what I dun get it

[sergantbastard94]

I miss the old times when the real episodes were like this.

[mario1136]

@sergantbastard94 Yeah the newer ones aren't nearly as good

[BullyScholarshipWii]

@sergantbastard94

Yeah, I miss the old episodes where they messed around on Halo 3. That was the best.

[banj0smah0mie]

lol the first tie I saw this I didn't see Jon on the floor.

[pkonnoobs]

:((((((

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-:D

:D

:P

:3

[MaxzpyroP]

. .

O <========3 Go fuckyourself face

[joshiethezombie]

go fuck your self face XD

[AB1002001]

o man i kinda left s tuoid comment asking b4 y there wasnt a new vid but now its cool i hope ur ok with ur sutdies

[ImChungalungas]

ATENTINO MACHINEMAS: MAI ROFL NIFE GOES SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE!!!!!­111!!11!!1one111!!

[DjInt0x]

All of you people realize this video was posted the beginning of october?

[TheGostofSparta]

I kinda wish that Arbiter and Chief would get in a legitimate fight like in the old episodes. Like when he tried to kill Todd and Travis.

[69titboy]

Hahaha. The scissors hahaha.

[kingcolley1]

the machinima mafia are after him

[dnbstreet]

well its out next weak thats alright then

[Bellavista26]

yea seriously!! chill yo fucking ballz n be fuckin patient machinima!!

[FelixTheNomad]

I thought this was actually really funny roflmao

[MrCrossoverer]

lol Chief just plays with Jon's ear XD

[cobra9888]

lol press 6 and then 7 for rapist face

[pinkylover75]

was that....jon on the floor?

[apUnknown]

Press 9 For Arby Fapping :D

[KickdustProductions]

I like the shorts :)

[MrHalovscod]

press 3 for lolololololol

[spiffynitsua101]

wat i cant EAR u lol XD never gets old

[SuperSpeedLemon]

2 great quotes

what was that? I cant EAR You

and

Im a retard... sad face

[xXD32TROY3RXx]

When i thought that cloud gaming ad could'nt get more annoying, an even worse guy does the voiceover.

[klaymanmisha]

I like trains 

[pedekiller]

i give a big thumbs up to jon for producing my favourite episode based programs!!

[Krotaro]

lol chief got trolled xD

[viatheawesome]

Don't work yourself to the bone, bro.

[kenneth905]

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Gofuck yourself face

[Jagethemage]

@kenneth905 8====D- - -_|¯|O

[thatlookscool]

Due to broken sub boxes the new episode is already out. Lucky me.

[TheStoopad]

Just don't work yourself too hard. Well, then again, when your out of college, you will look back on these hardships, and say that "good thing thats over with." The other that you might say is... Then again, that subject is probably not good to poke at so nevermind.

[MrDelTaInSaNe]

Jon Looked like he had a Hangover.

[pikaku1234567890]

Rofl!!!!!!!

[mintyking1]

wait if johnwas on the floor who was moving them

[bakuganfancollector]

@mintyking1 the times when arby or the chief was moving john was not in the camera i am sure you figure out the rest

[Jagethemage]

@bakuganfancollector um.. wtf are you serious? why the fuck would they need somebody to move them? like, help them move or something?

[bakuganfancollector]

@Jagethemage they are toys! what you think every thing toy can come to life and move them selves?

[TheGaminAlliance]

@bakuganfancollector Have you ever seen toy story? TRLOLOLOLOOLLOOLOOLLLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­OLOLOLOLLLOLLOLOLOOOLOLLLOLOLO­OLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

[Jagethemage]

@mintyking1 um.. waz that a serious quest-chin?

[evin619]

jhon if need any one in vid plaz measg me on here are my xbl : FxG GrizZ

[evin619]

jhon man get the vid out there lol

[idaimoni]

This was released on my birthday! :)

[ShadowRogueZX]

haha nice he is on red bull

[tehmajorleeepic]

LOL jons a little tired you see *jon collasped on the floor not moving at all*

[Matfen815]

Shaving Private Jon... ROFL!!!11!11oneoneone!!

[Alex25025]

@Matfen815 eleven

[BakoShinamo]

Thumbs up if your the 100.098th viewer

[Spectre3554]

ATTENTION MACHINIMA: FUCK OFF AND BE PATIENT.

[daftrok]

@Spectre3554 Attention YouTube comment. He signed a contract. He agreed to it.

[Spectre3554]

@daftrok Machinima shouldn't rush him. Regardless of the contract, Machinima needs to face the fact that Arby n The Chief is their main source of an audience. The only thing Machinima will have if Jon quits are shitty Halo-bashing CoD gameplays/commentary.

[xXxMasterchief]

@Spectre3554 Cock of doody

[Bob2IzIcon]

@Spectre3554 I wouldn't say that. Arby and the Chief gets 200,000 views per episode. There are(sadly) more popular Machinima productions around now. Shitty ones like Sanity not Included and Top 10 FTW.

[Spectre3554]

@Bob2IzIcon I know that, but how many of the people that watch those shows also watch Arby N The Chief?

I don't find sanity not included to be a shitty machinima, its just a different type of comedy that Arby N The Chief doesn't have. I feel like I am the only, if not, one of the few machinima fans that pay more attention to the actual story, and not the mindless vulgar and jokes. Ten FTW is only entertaining when they make a good list of something, which is rare. It's not a machinima anyway.

[xXDigitalassnXx]

@Spectre3554 why wont jon just make his own videos and not make machinima get all the credit , all they do is upload videos from people and make there website look better than the directors :[

[fotbollloverr]

@xXDigitalassnXx CONTRACK ;:)

[bionicle2122]

@Spectre3554 What are you talking about, no COD commentaries bash Halo.

[Spectre3554]

@bionicle2122 That's because you aren't watching them. There fore you know not of what they are bashing. Although now I suppose its more along the lines of CoD vs BF3. I have played both and let me say, BF3 is a MUCH better realistic shooter than CoD. The next, most simulation like shooter, would be America's Army. That and I notice quite a few of the "loyal" CoD fans aren't as stupid as i thought. They got pissed (finally) That MW3 is MW2.5. The only MW3 in it is Campaign. Due to the story.

[LoveMashine69]

@Spectre3554 actually Arby N' Chief is not their main source of audience, a lot of Arby N' chiefs don't reach the 1 million view marker for about 2-3 years, a lot of their videos can do that within 4-5 months, don't get me wrong, arby n chief is the main reason I watch machinima, but still.

[XX847]

@LoveMashine69 its at least a very big part. not to mention arby n the chief actually is a, um, whats the word, STORY. people dont get that, there are characters, the adventure short and long term. thats much harder then a new glitch found or the same vids over and over again. no flame war intended just sayin ppl gotta respect how much time and effort is put into arby n the chief. which is what makes it good.

[wisejord1]

@Spectre3554 looooll, you couldn't be more wrong, i haven't seen a halo machinima in ages, yet i still watch A LOT of vids on machinima. FANBOY

[Spectre3554]

@Spectre3554 ATTENTION MACHINIMA: FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONTRACT BE PATIENT BEFORE JON RUINS YOU.

[DeathKnightSothPwns]

@Spectre3554 ATTENTION MACHINIMA: BE PATIENT OR YOUR CANNEL WILL SUCK DICKS!

[captainqwark35]

Now we know what Jon looks like

[mixxproduction]

0:58 dayum arby got some arm there throwing a razor his size onto a table.

[MrHalovscod]

press ''3'' for LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[simzep]

S3c0nd sh0tt nso KTHXPLS

[fe1od1or]

he looks like that crackhead from his episodes so much! i thought he used a wig...

[EightyBrains]

"im a retard... sad face!"

[TheIdealisticOne]

Ummmm, you might wanna check Jons blood sugar Arby.

[Pentagon1337]

Where the hell is the other hiatus short? =|

[mikew300]

@Pentagon1337 type in the search bar: arby n the chief the short #2

[Echolyktuz]

Jon is not breathing omfg! o w8 he is xD

[bieberhater99]

its bvack!

[theheadhunter163]

for a toy the arbiter has a hell of an arm.

and cheif would fall for that old trick.

[BlakDragon1]

"Go fuck yourself face" = :L

[darkitachi50]

I can't ear u. XD

[qwoplol121]

i wonder what jon looks like

[Tlh1997]

My rofl knife goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[Allan5889]

ill wait, i got red vs blue season 9

[extremebucket]

8=====D O: go fuck yourself face

[Virusly]

LOL if jon is down, who is the one that holding the camera this time????

[blondperson7]

@Virusly

Jon is. In the parts where Arby and the Chief were moving, you didn't see Jon, did you? He got up and did the camera work and stuff, then got back on the floor for the scenes that needed him to be.

[mtthwward1]

why hasnt the new story episode been put up yet?

[killingdj0]

@mtthwward1 blind much

[MLGHaloKid]

@mtthwward1 It has.

[Hamgammy]

You know what fuck this. I am sick of having to wait weeks in between. I am not complaining because I admire all the work and dedication that goes into this, not to mention Jon's interaction with his fanbase. But I sit on edge all week rewatching old AntC videos waiting for the new ones to come out. It's driving me crazy. So I am going to swear off all Arby n the Chief until Christmas so I can watch the whole season in a row. It's going to be hard, I may not be able to do it. But I will try.

[MaskedKane95]

you can see a ps and a wii right behind jon,THEY KILLED HIM!

[jameseastick]

I WANT NEW EPISODE NAOW!!!!! OR I SLIE YOUR FACE OFF na jk john you the best in machinma you should run the godamn thing take your time dude we dont mind :)

we love you john!!!! *fangirl scream*

[GiantDagger2]

John is awesome. :)