Christian Dating Singles Comedy

[coolspindrift]

this is not funny.......unless you're brainwashed!!!

[ndrthrdr1]

Christianity is a joke.

[devilshomie]

I have a funnier joke The Pope and OJ Simpson die at the same time and OJ Simpson goes up to heaven and The Pope goes to hell, God realizes this and corrects it, the two meet up in purgatory and The Pope says "Boy I'm glad that was fixed, you know I've always wanted to meet the virgin mary" and OJ says "I think you're too late"

[POETICRELEASE1]

This is hilarious!

[HotBlueLightning]

lol press f12 repeatedly, she looks so dumb.

[scientific1982]

Wow. Nawt funny.

[AeithRace]

women are to be silent. church is gay. poop on your children.

[HotBlueLightning]

@AeithRace I agree.

[WMsReligion]

This sister is so funny, on the ball. Said out loud my thoughts exactly when I see a chick in church.

[vssmel]

HHHAHAHA All of this is seriously so true of me

[oiamhollywoodo]

I didn't like this. Couldn't understand her, and what I did understand wasn't funny. It sounded like she was trying to be funny but she was horrible in my opinion. Sorry, she gets a thumbs down.

[ubidubster]

I did not get what was funny about it. A good comedian should appeal to people other then single christian churchgoing women.

[terrifaith08]

That was so funny. If you didn't get it you're probably not a woman, not single, and not Christian. Lol. It's a joke so of course it's embellished, but it's the truth. And that's why it's so funny.

[Balasa4christ]

@terrifaith08 i'm single and a Christian. so 2/3 and this was not funny.

[terrifaith08]

@Balasa4christ well i'm glad you have a positive experience at church... i know too many women like this. Lol. in more than one church.

[mellaLee21]

@Balasa4christ i can understand that-just because we're Christians doesn't mean we all have the same sense of humor. I thought it was really cute & funny-even though the audio could have been better. lol and no when I worship I'm not looking around at other people, but I thought her setup was really good & that's what made it relatable.

[RocknForJesus]

It wasn't HILARIOUS, but it didn't suck.

[RUdigitized]

Women aren't funny.

[77smeagol]

Liked it a lot, thanks!  :)

[ThomasBSenior]

2Th 2:3 Let no one deceive you by any means; for [that Day will not come] unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition,

[harmonycostal]

Might have been funny if I could have understood it.

[luviluvable]

sorrryyyyy not funny........ waisted.....

[UTubeGirlOnline]

I can soooo relate to this! LOL...love it

[jeffbrak]

She's 25 going on 75.

[guardianoflife]

I'd love to comment on whether or not she was funny, but I couldn't understand any of the punchlines. Bad sound quality. Can't expect much, I know, but still.

[spunkets]

O.k.,

Jesus is hanging on the cross, and John, Peter, Mary and Todd are looking up at him, and John says,

"Dear Jesus! Before you die, please give us a parting word of wisdom!"

To which Jesus says, "Yes! Yes! Come closer! I have something to tell you!"

And Peter says, "What is it my lord?!"

And Jesus says,

"...I can see your house from here!"

[shine777]

the 8 dislikes are just clueless... they will never know what this really means unless they are Christians...

[sjohn331]

I like 

[YourNumberOneSource]

I don't think it was funny..

[mmesniya]

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[riacharda]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ¬_¬

[jacksongogo]

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[Sovadiva]

Grt sense of humour

[cliftonhauusd]

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[johnboy779]

This wasn't funny.

[TheOldandNewT]

For did God speak the truth does it not say also from his deciples in Christ and Paul who was chosen i tell you it is grace you have been saved through faith and that not of your selfes it is the Gift of God and not of works lest anyone should boast. No more saint worshiping and you well be just fine out there dont worship the dead worship the living God who died on the cross for your sins.

[TheOldandNewT]

If priest tells you  that person went to hell because they didn't tithe to the church you tell them where does it say that in the bible?

[TheOldandNewT]

And as for you roman catholics claming to be Christians take some adivce from someone who knows your church dont worship saints they cant help you in prayer worship the lord thy God he can help you .

[TheOldandNewT]

because Jesus said its in your faith that set you free its your faith that healed you for how is benny hinn any greater then i for Jesus said this and quote he said "i tell you you can do greater works then i can."

[TheOldandNewT]

I mock the ones who talk what they dont actually know benny hinn is a prophet your right a false prophet and then the ones who say i am damned for saying that no on contraire your damned for believing him over Gods word which is the bible benny hinn is just human being who claims to heal the sick with God but many have been healed and then arte not healed after explain that?

[TheOldandNewT]

and lets not forget there are living prophets and no i am not lds how dare you state i am i am a child of God and i believe in living prophets!

[TheOldandNewT]

The tambourine told me right away pentecostal they only the only church i know who carries niv are the ones who use tambourines in there church for praise time and that and waving flags around and saying look at me God im prasing you with flags and not my hands with out flags because im special.

[TheOldandNewT]

Baby Christians i dont see it as a joke they see it as there salvation and getting to know there true father in heaven who is the son on earth Jesus but how many people know it is Jesus who is God in the flesh?

[TheOldandNewT]

Notice the female in this sketch does not have cross around her neck can you ask why you must ask your self she speaks like she is a christian or does she speak simply to mock Christians? She is comedian is God a joke to most people claiming to be Christians or is that person really a solid believer?

[TheOldandNewT]

And just because a person wears a cross around there neck does not make them born again believers it is usually tradtion in the family to keep them from evil but usually the kid who wears the cross or female doesnt actually truly believe in it only does it because there parents bought for them as a gift or was given to them how many people actually wear the cross remembering the death and resurrection of thee Savior named Yeashua and english Jesus?

[TheOldandNewT]

I have met tons of People including four sect churches claiming to be christians and maybe they are who knows. I am not to judge them but if you ask them if there born again they proably say "what is to be born again mean?"

[TheOldandNewT]

Even though Katie comments are over two months old and still up here i thought i reply to at least one of them. I also disagree with katie on the word Christians for even the devil believes does that make him born again? Lets look at Christian and then born again how many people are acotually born again but yet claim there Christians and never actually being born again?

[TheOldandNewT]

i Find katie comment not being very truthful but her own experience saying really to her self not most females who are christians act like this. its like going to lds ward and saying the same thing, and your both wrong. no one is perfect but the church is. earth to people the church is the people.

[TheOldandNewT]

Tambourine is Pentecostal and they use mostly the Niv. translation.

I find most churches who use this translation are extreme when it comes to dating.

Most females who use the niv also believe in living prophets and well claim that Benny hinn is a living prophet and Joel O seen.

[caryll29]

hahahahaha!!!I really enjoyed this!!!Finally!Some good clean humor!

[aurbreyklasen]

I saw better girls than her on christian-lovers

[yamunagayan]

She is from Thailand and need to marry you rockmycity.info

[jrsimeon02]

She is very funny. If she doesn't have someone already, I would love to sit with her at church.

[jcarter1970]

She's not very funny, but has a hot bod.

[Kaitric]

@jcarter1970 It's not fair to say that all beautiful Christian women are judgmental...I'm sorry that you have had that experience with SOME women, but most true Christian women do not have that attitude, and definitely don't deserve to be pinned with that stereotype....talk about judgmental...

[jcarter1970]

@Kaitric First of all, beauty is subjective, or what I would call way over average looks. Meaning, what I perceive is beautiful some people probably would consider average or below. Maybe or maybe not. I've been around enough to know that most are, but not necessarily all. And everybody judges. And so do you. I'm sure you've rejected someone for something. I'm not saying that is a bad thing because we all do at some point, whether we like it or not.

[aiiirdryy]

haha she's hilarious. :D

[Frazin75]

ummm not very good sound on here...can't really understand what she's saying :S :-/...something about men of course lol

[dotdiva123456]

i luv Kerri!!!!!!