I lol'd. I tried to favorite but first it said this feature is unavailable right now, so I tried again and now it says unable to retrieve video information. :(
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I had jaw surgery a few weeks ago. I'm not allowed to chew for 6-8 weeks. That looks like it would actually taste pretty damn good. I hate you for this. How important is the ranch?
@MrAaronRants next parody = porn ft. a dead hooker .....and your mom and your gfs mom....and ... fuck it just pick up a group of soccer moms , then call it ... " the reason we have Google "
Is it just me or does he sound a lot different when he records his voice compared to on camera? hahah. How did that taste btw? I'm not gonna lie it looked like it had potential haha
@MrAaronRants Muscle Glasses? Pshh small fry. He uses real bacon. Real men use simulation and real bacon bits. also gay bacon. Gay bacon is good too... mmmmm
Dude this is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed. It's like prison combinations to a whole new level. I totally need to do crap like that... For YouTube that is.
@MrAaronRants im pretty sure they would lol but im a rare case that hates ranch but as i said i am probably one of the most picky eaters i ever seen lol
I want this guy as my chef. No other comments
pwner111111 1 month ago
Part of your 100,000 calorie diet!
christianscott123 1 month ago
Koolaaaaaiiiid lol the way he said it hahahaha
lupin24js 1 month ago
Is your irl name sparc mac?
Idropfatklds 2 months ago
When Aaron started doing his rants and actually showing his face. I cried because he was fat. What immature kid I was.
VDOGamerGraY 3 months ago
people used to flame on him.. now.. :D
LorenzFear 5 months ago
fuckin smart!
Ninja4771 6 months ago
chicken, bacon bits, doritos smothered with ranch dressing and sandwiched between two slices of pizza. now, that's EPIC!
ghibli893 6 months ago
DOMO!!!
HappyDagger1993 6 months ago
BACON SOAP WTF?
mistertitanic 6 months ago 9
I know what's for dinner tomorrow.
legomasterv1 6 months ago
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Look at that fat fuck eating, it makes me sick
xxZubzer0xx 6 months ago
@xxZubzer0xx The shit that you typed makes me sick.
himynameischris15 6 months ago
@himynameischris15 Sorry, didn't realise you were a emo chubby chaser :)
xxZubzer0xx 6 months ago
@xxZubzer0xx 1. I'm not gay... 2. I'm not Emo 3. die.
himynameischris15 6 months ago
now you making me more hungry than before...
TheJarritosman 6 months ago
Oh Lordi. xD
I want some pizza, now.
._.
worake 6 months ago
curse my veganity that looked good
Merick123456789 6 months ago
Fat glasses. lolol.
MrASDFSkyler 6 months ago
3:05 beast mode (On) - Off
jmu588 6 months ago
The very end was the best when you almost puked
LEONKENNADY948 6 months ago
hahahahha tht was amazing
roots231 6 months ago
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I lol'd. I tried to favorite but first it said this feature is unavailable right now, so I tried again and now it says unable to retrieve video information. :(
TheKGamer08 6 months ago
I lol'd. I tried to favorite but first it said this feature is unavailable right now, so I tried again and now it says unable to retrieve video information. :(
TheKGamer08 6 months ago
I lol'd. I tried to favorite but first it said this feature is unavailable right now, so I tried again and now it says unable to retrieve video information. :(
TheKGamer08 6 months ago
I lol'd. I tried to favorite but first it said this feature is unavailable right now, so I tried again and now it says unable to retrieve video information. :(
TheKGamer08 6 months ago
I'm not a fan of Ranch personally, but I'd still like to actually try this. XD
Dante2056 7 months ago
Fat Glasses rolls...like body rolls.
B00Cwis 7 months ago
Delicious fat
Efreeti 7 months ago
damn aaron did u rly puke afterwards?
TwilightEclipse64 7 months ago
aww, mints are great.
DubStepLove 7 months ago
You must eat like this everyday
ares5566 7 months ago
MAKIN'... BACON...
flashboy5000 7 months ago
Was there any Baconnayise?
Neojoey360 7 months ago
pink domo :D
ArceusMaster50 7 months ago
YOU HAVE YOUR PINK DOMO!!!!!!!
Daxter12233 7 months ago
that sandwich would looks so good if I ate cheese and meat. But I don't.
snow2312 7 months ago
Damn that looks good I gotta admit
Robloxianbloxxer 7 months ago
thats SAD
BIG000H 7 months ago
and bacon bits and bacon bits and bacon bits and bacon bits and bacon bits and bacon bits...
malofa99 7 months ago
hahaha! you gotta be Canadian to do it right!
dodoman1er 7 months ago
@dodoman1er Wrong.
xCloud8745x 7 months ago
BACON SOAP!
drakenhammer 7 months ago
I thought I was the only one who put doritos on my pizza.. thank god I'm not
fpcfootball60 7 months ago
"Who the fuck wants mints!?"
Best video ever.
Hughesta74 7 months ago
more in up coming future?...coz this was Awesome!
dirtygurty4 7 months ago
Whelp, gonna go make a random concoction now. Starting off slow with biscuits and Cheetos puffs lol.
Benatkins2010 7 months ago
Mr.Muscle Glasses, May you be ... like a character for Aaron for free. :D
whoneedtrouble 7 months ago
I watched this while snacking on knockoff Cheerios.
I'm clearly a sadist. :I
DarkxideX 7 months ago
@DarkxideX follow tutorials like this Dillon, and you might be as awesome and fat as people like Aaron and me one day. :3
yoshiman363 7 months ago
i foresee deep fried butter.
unscenegamers 7 months ago
WTF!!! That actually looks kinda good, dear god theres something wrong with me.
Krathis191 7 months ago
I got a Weight Loss Ad while watching this video.
supe2313 7 months ago
I can barely eat two pizza slices. For this vid, you're now my role model for eating so much like a boss.
ArtMasterFrylock 7 months ago
whered u get the bacon soap from, i wanna get my dad some
CrimsonEsper 7 months ago
I hate epicmealtime, but I loved this x3
winterimperfect 7 months ago
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cloud looks smexy
godotccf 7 months ago
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godotccf 7 months ago
omg that actual looks really good
MrGERR11 7 months ago
MM bacon bits
kooliomama 7 months ago
You've gained the Greasy Finger Passive Skill!
You've learned Chubby Chug!
Fat Time can now stay active for 6 minutes!
New Feature Unlocked! Fatty Teleport allows you to slowly warp around an area!
You've learned Micro-Bake!
Neojoey360 7 months ago
im drinking grape kool-aid right now. its fucking delicious
BONECRUSHER1022 7 months ago
Holy shit dude you have the same plates as I do <3
Relic3007 7 months ago
I'm half surprised you were able to finish eating it. Honestly, how did it taste?
icrangirl 7 months ago
Now I know why some people manage to miss the toilet.
velokaw 7 months ago
Oh god the ending xDD
Loradreamx 7 months ago
Wow ima order pizza tomorrow and try this
OmgMrNoob 7 months ago
omg... that looks amazing minus the ranch XD
mayamayagirl 7 months ago
@mayamayagirl I feel bad for you. :(
xCloud8745x 7 months ago
thats a Food Recipe i should try :/
darkxlucario128 7 months ago
Time for the stomach pump! =P
ChevinoTH 7 months ago
HOLY SHIT YES!!!!! You Good Sir are my hero!!!
Parademik 7 months ago 20
needs moar Bacon xD
DanmakuFriedChicken 7 months ago
...This was Smart....This was Really F-cking Smart.
Okay but for real though. This is win. xD Loved it. :D
halomaster048 7 months ago
Copyright that shit and call it the Double Down Sandvich.
lolwut771 7 months ago
HEEEAAARTRTT AAAATTAAAACCCK
pidman009 7 months ago
THATS PRO DUDE!!!!!!!!
theguywhoplaysgames 7 months ago
That was hilarious. XD I enjoyed it.
ShadyIMG 7 months ago
Wait, did that taste good? I must put this on my healthy food list.....
ShinChan56798 7 months ago
i did this right after i saw this video it was good........
Xepicface321X 7 months ago
That... looked absolutely fucking amazing...
I shall have to remember this... concoction the next time I have pizza.
Lairial1 7 months ago
I have that same exact plate right next to me. Coincidence? I think so.
NexoCross 7 months ago
You should have wrapped the sandwich itself in Bacon!.
HBKanedge818 7 months ago
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xCloud8745x 7 months ago
I love the dance you do when you poor the kool-aid
Windowsforlife 7 months ago
I'm so going to try that :D3
yomomy585 7 months ago
Rofl.
xxmsdragonxx 7 months ago
you need your own tv show for this exact reason
MASTERSHAKE1557 7 months ago
Tasty Jews.
epicusername1 7 months ago
I had jaw surgery a few weeks ago. I'm not allowed to chew for 6-8 weeks. That looks like it would actually taste pretty damn good. I hate you for this. How important is the ranch?
Dexter7188 7 months ago
@Dexter7188 Depends. It would be good with and without it...it's great with it. :|
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
all your missing was sexy ladies and you are complete
RedEyedVinithian 7 months ago 2
@RedEyedVinithian I got my mom! And my GF! And a dead hooker!
MrAaronRants 7 months ago 31
@MrAaronRants then your all set :p and nice domo mascot mines a ninjae :p
RedEyedVinithian 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants lol hell ya! now that sounds like a party! XD
15thlemur 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants dead hookers! w00t!
xDEADKINGx24 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants LOLZ
Darthmilo555 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants next parody = porn ft. a dead hooker .....and your mom and your gfs mom....and ... fuck it just pick up a group of soccer moms , then call it ... " the reason we have Google "
217d3 7 months ago
Aaron's EMT Parody > EMT Kids Edition >>>>>>> EMT
SapphireCarbuncle009 7 months ago
@SapphireCarbuncle009 LoL the kids one was kinda lame...then again...meh
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Typical American
Chatetris 7 months ago
@Chatetris Typical person who lives on this earth you mean. :) Silly typical loser.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@Chatetris I think the funny part about your comment is you're a Canadian...the biggest of all idiots. Because epicmealtime...are canadians...haha
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
I've always wondered how EMT are still alive to make every episode...This was awesome and you are awesome :D And now I'm hungry, thanks xD :P
Princesspeach2007 7 months ago
@Princesspeach2007 No problem and thanks lol.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
and then he died due to a heart attack, who saw it coming?
Fallendown101 7 months ago
@Fallendown101 *Fake puke sound* Correction.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
WANT. So hungry... Also did you puke at the end of that?
SmashLuigiFan1 7 months ago
@SmashLuigiFan1 Fake puke. I always do it. I can make a good puke sound. But i have not puked in years.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants Pretty impressive fake puke then. Thought you really did :P
SmashLuigiFan1 7 months ago
@SmashLuigiFan1 If only.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Fantastic!
theemperor0 7 months ago
@theemperor0 You covered wars?
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants Wait, what?
theemperor0 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants No I listened and laughed. Way funnier than Epicmealtime has been.
theemperor0 7 months ago
That was brilliant. Also that looked delicious. If you excuse me I have to go gain 7 pounds.
newbzoors 7 months ago
@newbzoors Good luck.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Is it just me or does he sound a lot different when he records his voice compared to on camera? hahah. How did that taste btw? I'm not gonna lie it looked like it had potential haha
ivarra5 7 months ago
@ivarra5 Camera / mic always sound different. It was amazing btw.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Epic meal time: Sucks
Fat guy with glasses: sucks less.
Keep on trucking!
skidoofus 7 months ago
@skidoofus They don't suck at all. Don't make muscles glasses find you. :O
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants Muscle Glasses? Pshh small fry. He uses real bacon. Real men use simulation and real bacon bits. also gay bacon. Gay bacon is good too... mmmmm
skidoofus 7 months ago
@skidoofus Nope.avi
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants Come at me bro :D
skidoofus 7 months ago
@skidoofus Come at me bro! :P
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants Come at ME broseph >:(
skidoofus 7 months ago
boy, you sure know how to make people hungry. darn you! jk
youngmyers212 7 months ago
@youngmyers212 >:)
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@DeeIsOssum Yay!
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
I just laughed and shook my head for 5 minutes. Nice work. ^_^
natedawgsup 7 months ago
@natedawgsup My job is done!
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Dude this is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed. It's like prison combinations to a whole new level. I totally need to do crap like that... For YouTube that is.
thesunhurtsmyeyes 7 months ago
@thesunhurtsmyeyes I loled.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
FAT GLASSES...should be a character >:"D! (Maybe Consider :o?)
whoneedtrouble 7 months ago
@whoneedtrouble Donno you may have to ask muscle glasses first.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
It is 3 AM. I should be sleeping. Thanks for making me hungry you a-hole. hahaha
Calamarhi 7 months ago
@Calamarhi You're welcome.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Fat Glasses workin dat kool-aid. What you kno about fruit punch, bitch?
XD
ACfan99 7 months ago
@ACfan99 Exactly.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Chicken pizza with bacon bits? Aww yeah.
TPBThommTPB 7 months ago
@TPBThommTPB Fudge yeah son.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
i'm hungry now...
viabombx 7 months ago
@viabombx So am i...wait...i don't wanna eat ever again.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Make me that food combo when I visit ;D Except I will eat a lot slower...sexily ;P lol.
TL013 7 months ago
@TL013 K honey. :|
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants <3
TL013 7 months ago
Ridiculousness with a side of badassery...
I love it
SkyOfTheUndead 7 months ago
@SkyOfTheUndead Fat glass's agrees
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
lol cloud the stuff you like seems weird (food wise) aka ranch ranch is just gross lol then again im a picky eater :P
boosterballz9 7 months ago
@boosterballz9 Ranch is amazing with most things. Most people would agree.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants im pretty sure they would lol but im a rare case that hates ranch but as i said i am probably one of the most picky eaters i ever seen lol
boosterballz9 7 months ago
LOL well that was...entertaining to say the least well i know what im makin for dinner XD
bluewulfen 7 months ago
@bluewulfen Beware the pain!
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
Great work yet again sir.
ThePhh001 7 months ago
@ThePhh001 Thx.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
this is funny lol. :) and who doesn't put ranch on a pizza
lilaznboiGWH125 7 months ago
@lilaznboiGWH125 Psh you act like it's only ranch. Never said it was weird. I always do.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
@MrAaronRants GG
lilaznboiGWH125 7 months ago
Hahaha this is beautiful :D
Thank you Aaron lol you have made my night <3
TheWestaCovinos 7 months ago
@TheWestaCovinos Freaking better have. >.<
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
bacon soap lol
lillarry3 7 months ago
@lillarry3 It's real and i actually have it. You can't eat it though.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago
you're so.....gangster. or blues brothers....
xThePurpleHairx 7 months ago
@xThePurpleHairx Heck yes.
MrAaronRants 7 months ago