Evolution Deception FINCHED

[SephieRothe]

pappa was a rolling stone <3

[EarlFaulk]

Thistlesifter220: Proof that the coat hanger missed.

[miesrah12]

At least scientists do hard work, both physically and mentally, to get evidence. Even if its wrong.

All creationists are saying is "The Bible is always right and if anyone decides to examine the 'holy word' honestly, BURN THEM ON THE STAKE!" Remember kids, God doesn't want to use our brains! But why the fuck did he give us one!

[MetalxXxMayhem]

Repent or BURN!! Yeah, God is sooooo full of love!!

[xephyr1000]

The teacher looks like Nephilimfree

[pochopaz7381]

Carbon dating is accurate actually

[Thistlesifter220]

Evolution: proof that even really smart people believe really retarded stuff

[GoatSkinner666]

@Thistlesifter220 Even if that were true its a lot better than being dumb and believing the bible.

[AdrenalineAddict610]

"...They're animated worse than we are."

WIN

[BigIdeaSeeker]

Hmmpf! Insensitive birds!

[DemoticTruth]

I like how the alphabet is in printing, a creationist using modern tech, and the guy who looks rather questionable argue with such intelligence, gg

[Jonstern1983]

Wait, I thought that dog breeding started in cave man times, long before the America Kennel Club was even a though.

[Ender0410]

Love the vid,s but it looks like at the end the one finch is blowing the other finch to the beat of that song. hahahaha

[cadman2300]

Well, creationist nonsense is a great venue of MST3000-style heckling but personally, I thought ShaneDK did a better job debunking this video.

[BillKiernan]

"yeah fucktard that time was called the Dark Ages" hahaha

[shagster1970]

Close your eyes and drop and roll??

[MCAGCC1]

MACRO-EVOLUTION fails the basic Scientific Method:

1. It cannot be PREDICTED

2. It cannot be DUPLICATED

If someone has FAITH or a BELIEF in Macro-Evolution, then they also must say what kind of Macro-Evolution they have FAITH or a BELIEF in:

1. Genetic Mutation (slow macro-evolution)

2. Punctuated Equilibrium (fast macro-evolution)

Macro-Evolutionists are brainwashed fools/dupes just like their RELIGIOUS cousins that follow some other CULT that has a faith or belief set.

[Ye4hBuddy]

@MCAGCC1 Actually, The scientific method requires neither prediction of what is to come, nor duplication of the process. All scientific method requires is enough objective observations to support the conclusion you have come to over said observations. Evolutionary Theory has this, and this is why it is not just a hypothesis but, rather, a Theory. All of the observations point to Modern Evolutionary Theory to being correct. You lack basic knowledge of the Scientific Method.

[TheSecretEye]

@MCAGCC1 Ouch. You got pwned.

[RedSoxForObama]

How do I set my audio to this? Whenever I can hear the stupid video, the Finches are incredibly loud.

[awayforlong2]

I love 'em finches!

[RedSoxForObama]

I just don't understand how people believe in micro-evolution, but not macro. It's the SAME FUCKING THING!

[Houshalter]

EPIC WIN! You only got one thumbs down, and the guy who admited to doing it isn't a creationist! That is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY rare!

[petewkerr]

hahaah, i absolutely love these videos, its hilarious.

however, would it be possible to provide links to the original videos so we can watch those? ta.

[aguteempasil]

haha, this is funny as! fuck all bible thumping creatinists!

[djkrivak]

0:57 - Papa was a rolling stone... LOL

[BuBBaGump014]

Swallow, drop and harden XD....

[pienipaha]

Determening the age of fossils with carbon dating... rrriiiiight -.-'

[Nades129]

"Swallow, drop, and harden" lmfao

[mynameisdarthtater]

Deuteronomy 32:33 reads "Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps."

Psalms 74:13 reads "Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters."

and Job 41:19 is "Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out."

also, for whoever would like to say that i am interpreting these wrong, these are all the king james version. you can look up your own if you dont like it

[mynameisdarthtater]

anyone else notice the picture of darwin in the background

[holywaterx]

OMFG its a dinosaur, jesus christ, holllyyyyyy shiiiiit! :D

[XavierDrake]

@holywaterx

yeah its raptor jesus

[Write2Think]

RAPTOR JESUS!

[LogicIsDying]

I think the creationists need to watch the documentary before the dinosaursand try to explain it all away. I'm especialy intersted to hear their reaction to the giant fucking bugs. Any mentions of tem in the bible?

[LogicIsDying]

"Carbon dating is so flawed they don't even want to use it to determine the age of fossils."

Oy creationists we can't carbon date fossils! There's no fucking carbon in 'em!

[XXL2oo]

So, we're cool looking kids and creationists are fat bald nerds? Can't disagree with that.

[magmorph0]

Hmm swallow, drop and harden. Those Christians may be on to something

[symelian]

... :D

[publicdrunkeness]

fuck you dude, biblical dragonsaurus is fuckin awsome!

[Joerexia]

That creationist thug in the video is aptly drawn with more cheek matter than space in his skull for a brain.

[LogicIsDying]

They're animated worse than we are

Breaking the forth wall is great fun isn't it?

[TheSupremeSkeptic]

LMAO!

[Poodlesoup]

"Swallow, drop, harden. Got it"

That made my day. Go Finches!

Aaand subbed.

[ChuckyJesus666]

Even if the animated 'tard in this video managed to disprove evolution (which he didn't), how do you get from that position to "Jesus is right and all the other religions are wrong?"

That whole video (before adding the Finches) was just an animated version of a Jack Chic tract. Sheesh.

[Phillychi]

Deuteronomy was talking about a snake, and Job was talking about a Crocodile smoking pot. wow!

[shifty00098]

EDIT: viewer's left, his right

[shifty00098]

3:06 Look in the background to the right of the guy's head, u can see that the lowercase G is actually a q. Not only do they not understand science, but they also fail at english too!

[NomadSoul76]

Ya'know what I'd like to see? A real life version of this, with the incredibly naive bible believing "good child" trying to give a speech like to this to someone who actually has a bit of education in the sciences.

I love the whole "back when good scientists still believed the bible" bit too. The young earth concept was destroyed by creationist scientists before evolution ever came around.

[EdwardHowton]

Doing five seconds of research, I was able to nip Psalms 74:14 in the bud. Leviathan is described as a gliding serpent, a coiling serpent in Isaiah 27:1. If it was a dinosaur, it was the only one of its kind, which goes against all sorts of other passages.

The Job one, on Biblegateway, explains "leviathan" as "possibly the crocodile". Quote mining their own bible... That's kinda sad.

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

"Perhaps Judd Nelson is right?"

Damn these are good!

[greenjoker713]

Thank you guys for posting the entire clip after I saw a portion of it discredited by thunderf00t in his "Why people Laugh at Creationists" series. What pissed me off is that the "animators" attempted to disprove evolution, equate agreeing with it to damnation, comparing religions, and offer "salvation. I hope you guys didn't get a headache watching this pitiful excuse of creationist propaganda.

[TomMSTie]

I looked those bible passages up online, and the site I found actually has several different VERSIONS (snicker) of the Bible, and depending on what version you choose, the terminology changes. Case and point Deuteronomy 32:33, the King James version uses the word "Leviathan" while the New American version (again snicker) says, "Snakes."

[pang00lin]

Why doesn't the little finch talk?

I want to hear what the little finch has to say.

[kff]

He is facing away from the screen. He is oblivious ;D

[NomadSoul76]

So.. I want to highlight a concept presented in the video (by the makers of the original video, I mean). This is important, it helps to understand the fundies. Notice how it's suggested that evolution was made up to deny what we all really know to be true. There's this idea that atheists all hate god, because they honestly cannot conceive of the concept of someone not believing in god.

To them everyone else secretly "knows" that the fundy faith is correct but won't admit it.

[GardnerJunior18]

I love watching this. So funny haha!

[versanil]

It's amazing how they actually try and sell religion to ordinary people in America. Most of that stuff was conjecture at best, if not outright lies. Like modern day Nazi propaganda.

It must be a really lonely existence to be an American atheist, hat's off to you guys for doing your bit.

[KemaTheAtheist]

"It must be a really lonely existence to be an American atheist, hat's off to you guys for doing your bit."

It's actually not as bad as it seems. We just happen to have the worse of the creatards. The younger generations are actually 30-40% atheist. Once the old people die off, we'll be in business.

[versanil]

Creatards LOL

Religion in the UK is generally the same, the Christians are dying like flies but they are being replaced by the new scourge - Islamic immigrants.

What I found really sinister about that video was the threat of eternal punishment combined with the carrot of redemption. As if those guys know any more about the next life than the rest of us!

[EVLWNS]

Why on Earth aren't these videos getting views in the millions, or at the very least the tens of thousands?

[DINDRAGON]

Actually the original video is very edjucative... in how puritans and fundies use the "good boy" attitude and lotsa crap trying to subliminally threaten you.

[calhoun81670]

"deny myself".....? Why the hell would I deny myself?!?!

[7w0jst4ry]

because "you are a sinner" and "you deserve to die". and yes, "we all deserve to die". just to let you know.

[calhoun81670]

Really? We all deserve to die? Why is that? Now I am just speaking for myself but I am pretty freaking sure I haven't done anything in my life that puts me on the "deserve to die" list. How about you?

[Write2Think]

I've killed a man. granted, it was during surgery, BUT STILL

[NomadSoul76]

You guys are really finding the worst of the bunch... one video after another that relies on outright lies, hardly even bothering to offer half assed arguments. Just claim no-one uses radioactive dating anymore even as the techniques continue to be advanced.

Just AWFUL voice acting as well. On the CG characters side, I mean, they both sound the same. It's like they made them sound like stereotypical cynical goths to try to appeal to what they think "the kids these days" are like.

[atheistmission]

"They are animated worse than we are"

Keep up the good work!

[ChooseThisLife]

My new favorite finch response. Keep up the good work. Thought about finching your own mail - you got to be getting some sweet mail.

[Disthron]

Nice, it looks like this might have been someones class project.

[TheStig000]

"Swallow, drop, harden. Got it."

[demondays5]

Where can I get the original version?

[jussts]

"Remedial voodooism... for idiots."

LOL... funny stuff, as always.

[MysteryManoLove]

The finches are awesome!

[seth3481]

Out-Fucking-Standing!

[Trevie3]

haha swallow, drop, harden.

[anthonzi]

jibe at kent hovind; brilliant!

[ArtypNk]

Also, wow, Lucy and Time magazine are false fossils. I was so sure about Time magazine....

[ArtypNk]

Christians can animate now? The end must be near...

[NomadSoul76]

"Christians can animate now? The end must be near... "

You've never heard of "Vegi-tales".. have you?

Actually you probably don't want to look that up. Your life will never be the same once you see an animated cucumber playing the role of biblical characters.

[ArtypNk]

Well, obviously I will look it up now... And yes, now I know of another thing that brings me closer to a mental breakdown.

[mrmyxlptlk]

This is brilliant, but you need to add references to the original videos if you can find them, because i like to hear the whole arguments to see what you might have missed, and its difficult to hear, because you're talking over them...

Just Brilliant

[intelligentfalling]

"theyre animated worse than we are"

lol apparently they didn have enough faith for god to pony a decent budget up for them!

[greenjoker713]

I find this creepy cause the bald, fat, motherfucker doing the presentation sounds like he is in his late thirties, yet looks like a typical teenager. He shouldn't be in a high school classroom, let alone anywhere.

[busterggi1]

Why would a high school have the alphabet posted at the front of the room?

If a kid doesn't know the alphabet by high school they never will.

[DINDRAGON]

if they haven't learned the alphabet by high school then they have full potential to read the bible and actually make sense out of it...

[1n354a]

It is a bible school...they keep it up there till a week after graduation.

[sindrome123]

mystery science theater anti-creationism style

[Drosis]

This is so great.

[mydeadexlover]

ahaha it's spelled wrong.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

Shouldn't it be, "drop, swallow and then unhardened?"

Christians are simulating the masturbation and fellatio of Christ, and the Muslims like to take it up the ass because they're on all fours. Enter the Holy Spirit!

[TomMSTie]

Transitional fossil...*Microraptor gui* - it's a dinosaur...with feathers...capable of flight.

[Proletariat12]

You spelled Deuteronomy wrong at the end!!! 1/5 for that!

[thedarwinfinches]

Dammit!

[thedarwinfinches]

I really hate how YouTube doesn't allow you to post another version of a video without losing all the comments etc. I didn't spell check it, I didn't think about it, and that was the way the original had it--which in retrospect is actually quite funny. So there it is, fixed (sort of) just for you.

[Proletariat12]

lol I was just joking anyway, I don't think anybody cares. but thanks! keep up the funny work.

[winstonsmith00]

LMAO!

[Xiller8]

lol, i love it when the creationist defends christianity on the ground that it is the only non works based religion. basically, our religion is the best because you don't have to do anything to get to heaven.

[TomMSTie]

You can't carbon date a fossil! There's no carbon in them!

[TomMSTie]

"Yeah fucktard, that time was called 'The Dark Ages!'"  well put.

[TaylorX04]

I just noticed that the Christians misspelled Deuteronomy in the video. Lol.

[Ashybasha]

Thanks allot Finches, now I've got the Jurassic Park song stuck in my head.

[geegee1380]

Jobs 41:20 Out of the T Rex nostrils smoke goes forth As from a boiling pot and burning rushes

[TaylorX04]

Actually, you misread. It really says "Out of geegee1380's ass smoke goes forth, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes".

[geegee1380]

MAYBE IN THE KINGS JAMES!

[geegee1380]

Psalms 74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength thou brakest the heads of the dinosaurs in the waters

[TaylorX04]

Dragons =/= dinosaurs. No translation says dinosaurs, dumbass.

[geegee1380]

IT WAS A JOKE TAYLOR

[TaylorX04]

Lol, well next time come up with a better joke! Maybe it's not so funny to me because I've heard Christians try to claim that the authors meant dinosaurs when they said dragons. It's all good though.

[geegee1380]

glad its 'all good' you got anouther subscrider

[geegee1380]

DEUTERONOMY 32:33 Their wine is the venom of dinosaurs, And the deadly poison of cobra. NOW WHO HAS BEEN FINCHED! LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO HELL!

[RealityMonitor]

What translation? NIV reads simply "Serpents" Several translate the term as "Dragons" (which doesn't really help the case much), but I'm not seeing any that translate as "Dinosaur".

Frankly, if you bother to read the context it's little more than early trash-talk. Fairly translated as "Those guys suck!"

[TaylorX04]

Did you get this out of the fucktard creationist bible translation? Even the KJV says "dragons", not dinosaurs. If you didn't know, DRAGONS ARE MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES, kind of like unicorns, cockatrice, and other make-believe things found in the bible (Jesus).

[geegee1380]

I WAS JOKING!

[Agnostichere]

Dude seriously, the word dinosaur is a word that was invented very recently, and was not available when any of the books of the bible were written down. You can say dragon/Serpent = Dinosaur all you want. Just call it what it is, your own interpretation.

[DINDRAGON]

Actually I really dought if any dinosaur could be considered "serpent-like" by an untrained eye.

[qanazir]

What does faith and works have to do with "evilution"?

P.S. My last common universal ancestor was a simple replicating polymer, not a non-organic rock...

[geegee1380]

laugh you athiests! you wont be laughing when you burn in hell!! because its really REALLY HOT!!!! fact!

[ohwellwhateverneverm]

how do you know have you been there? and what if you send a masochist to hell do they get hurt?

[Petethegreat36]

poe!

[FreePlay]

"laugh you athiests! you wont be laughing when you burn in hell!! because its really REALLY HOT!!!! fact!"

Christianity makes you dumb in the brain. Fact.

[smokezero]

Really hot eh? Florida.

Full of people who aren't Christian (Jews): Florida.

Plenty of sinning: Florida (Spring Break)

Hell = Florida. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

[FreePlay]

ROCK!

[thorntizzle]

Oh sh- someone found us out!

[ammoMtaFoY]

Based on the reference to Job 41:19, the asshole that made the original video must think that dinosaurs shot flames from their mouths.

[generaleskimo]

OMG! I can't believe they actually put Job 41:19 in there!

New international version: Firebrands stream from his mouth; sparks of fire shoot out.

Yes... those fire-breathing dinosaurs... right.

[Theedyy]

best video i`ve seen so far, you guys rock

[samsroomie]

Wow. A science lesson and a sermon all wrapped up in one. It's like trying to kill two birds with one stone. Except the finches win.

[venom55520]

apparently cobra's are dinosaurs. wait a minute! that sounds like evolution 0.o

[chefpasta]

LOL

[GoblinXXX]

Swallow... Drop... unharden...

Hmmm

[therock27374]

I LOVE the music at the end :D

[therock27374]

F*ck you dude! Biblicaldragonsauros is f*ckin awesom!

[new8745fan]

Yay! Finchies!

[pienipaha]

Sauropod to... bird? WTF.

Best one this far, in my opinion.

Luv ya finches!

You guys are great.

[RealityMonitor]

Job 41 (on Leviathon): Sounds more like Godzilla to me...

[qanazir]

Or perhaps an exaggerated description of Nile-Crocodiles?

[RealityMonitor]

(referencing Job 41)

Rows of shields on back: (Godzilla yes, croc no)

breathing fire & smoke: (godzilla yes, croc no)

Weapons can't harm him: (Godzilla yes, croc no)

"King over all that are proud" vs "King of the Monsters?

Clean sweep for Godzilla...

[qanazir]

Touché.

But remember that mythological monsters like this, is often based on real creatures.

[CartoonHeroine]

If dinosaurs lived the same time as people...why didn't the giant lizards eat the people?

[TheFartoholic]

dinosaurs weren't lizards

[TomMSTie]

Thank you, I've said this for years. One pack of Raptors could take out Adam and Eve in no time flat.

[DINDRAGON]

Well.. where Homo florensiensis lived, Komodo Dragons and Varanus priscus whipped out the lil' fellas! But dinosaurs are not lizzards and dinosaurs have killed people in some occassion. There is a recorded occassion where an eagle killed a little girl and many other where plane crashes happened due to coilision with birds. And birds are dinosaurs.

[Proletariat12]

Including the crocoduck!?

[MetalheadLys]

"I'll get right on that you fat sack of shit." Too funny.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Here's a question, oh finches: Are you guys delicious?

[thedarwinfinches]

Tragically delicious.

[Nightmare060]

I don't know who is the bigger idiot in that video! The creationist "teacher" who knows fuck all about actual science, or the "studant" who belives everything he hears!

Thank the gods for kickass Finch pwnage =D

[ElDeclan]

They has dragons :D

[Tineafa]

I <3 Finches

[Symos]

Should have known this one would be finched. A well known WTF video.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

I WILL NEVER SAY FIRST !