Let me tell you why its So Many Noobs On Ps3

[TheSpaceGh0st]

Your retarded bro, How is it outrageous that soldiers can run forever in battlefield? Those dudes aren't even regular infantry they train everyday to run. Have you seen black hawk down mother fucker? They be running for 48 Hours straight!

[xGhoSTguY]

lookin for him in the wrong corner ? uglier than a muthah fuckah

[iamJMINNY21317]

Ur hillarious lmao

[RandomHeadshot1]

@iamJMINNY21317 get out of here dickhead. hahaha to funny

[agdthatguy]

more lazy welfare nigger nonsense...

[ZelatorUK]

@agdthatguy well hello again little bwoi, keep on trolling noone takes you seriously.

[XCRAZYdave21X]

I play ps3

[AppleItunesGiftCards]

Jive Know how to keep it real with his fans much respect.

[mrcallofdutyman1]

where is the reset button and on the xbox or PS3 controller?

[Linzel555]

atleast he wasnt using second chance ghost and 74u :/

[82coxy]

WHAT UP dickhead!!!!

[cmc8701]

His name was cmc8701 Dickhead!!! NIKE_S_B PSN!!! HAHA!

[alexsep82]

that is so true, those C4 are a waste. when I try to throw it through a window to kill a camper it gets stuck on the wall :(

[mmawrestlereg]

thats wassup

[BigIWhitty]

@mmawrestlereg Wassup

[mmawrestlereg]

@BigIWhitty chillin listening tech n9ne wbu brah

[eatmyass5]

Someone killed themself with dogs at 4:11 lol

[mike0226ps3]

hay its my bday it would make my day if you called me a dickhead!!!!

[JIVETURKEY600]

@mike0226ps3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREAK.... I mean DICKHEAD!!!!!!...lol

Have Fun man.

[mike0226ps3]

@JIVETURKEY600 i did and thanks keep up da good vids he is da only commentater that actually replies but thanks.. :)

[RobbyDelacado]

"its a reset button GET OUTA HERE DICKHEAD!. . . its a reset button on the GET OUTA HERE DICKHEAD!. . . its a GET OUTA HERE DICKHEAD!. . . its GET OUTA HERE DICKHEAD!"

haha dude, subbed for life

[dnalra]

And the numbers are in: Jive said Dickhead-20 times, (shit, fuck, muthafucka, damn, ass, etc...)-67 times, and everyday english words of the kid safe variety, 14 times. Good shit Jive, keep it up. Peace.

[D5AP3R]

you know what jive...YOUR AN UGLY MOFUCKING DICKHEAD!

[icefreeze477212]

and then there's a reset get out of here dickhead! and then there's a get out of here dickhead! and then there's a reset get out of here dickhead! wtf maybe say something else in a while lol?

[SuperFirstComment]

because only dickheads play black ops on ps3.

[oOSilentwolfOo]

UGLIER THAN A MAFUCKA

[EhabinRehab]

WHAT UP? *crickets* hahaha

[Chopstickgangsta]

fucking DICKHEAD!!

[rockmegaman]

whats your sensitivity?

[kid1myself]

yo jive on some real shxt u funnier than a muhfucka. you be like yal uglier than a muhfucka lol that shxt be hilarius.u my fav commentator my nigg.215 "Dickheads"!!!

[bornwisedistruction]

wow have a sense of humor "dick head" can be a sub for friend or pal or buddy xD

[Zaunbrecher21]

"Get outa hear dickheads" hahaha

[yankman91]

Jive, You are scaring us man!! You are talking about male anatomy way too damn much!! Soon you will be talking about the shaft and then the balls!! But when you get to the Hershey Highway, I will have to say goodbye!!! PEACE!

[justinrander]

UGLY DAN A MUH FUCKA

[TheUglyBarnacIe]

did you record this with a spoon and a flip phone

[re5owns678]

because the people on ps3 arent 95% famas/ak74u rapid fire flak jacket ghost motion censor campers

[11595500]

sup dickhead

[amccizzle012]

5:00

HIP FIYA

YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN IT

[gfxlab]

I'd imagine that part of the reason as well is that on PS3, the mic sucks so you can't call things out. I started out on the PS3 playing Metal Gear Solid Online and I never used a headset lol. I got on Xbox and it had all these extra accessories I never even considered until then.

[BibleMan251]

"Noobs" usually don't play as gay as the "pros" on the 360. I run into less bs while gaming on my ps3 than on the xbox

[HimynamesChuckNorris]

@BibleMan251 how do 360 players play gay ?? by gay you mean with skill ?

[BibleMan251]

@HimynamesChuckNorris I mean one man army noob tubing. that's not skill. i get noob tubed a lot less on ps3

[tboyboo1]

PS3 all day baby!!

[JIVETURKEY600]

@TeaPartyStudios Stop Bitching !

[TeaPartyStudios]

@JIVETURKEY600 k bro :D

[2505pacman]

@TeaPartyStudios dickhead!

[TheChipAndSkip]

@TeaPartyStudios hes just JOKING YOU DICKHEAD!!!

[AsumDude94]

@TeaPartyStudios i challenge you to die!!

[kevlarcecil]

@TeaPartyStudios lol seriously??? SERIOUSLY?? wow. lmfao DICKHEAD

[GreekHockeyBeast]

deuces 10 died from the attack dog at 4:13 from the attack dog and then at 4:21 by his grenade

[BIGPAPPA2469]

Wow, this vid blows. Seriously?

[blaqmagic662]

@BIGPAPPA2469 get on Jive's level bitch

[BIGPAPPA2469]

@blaqmagic662 sorry, dont play Piece of SHIT 3

[nowaydudewtf]

that said, I'm in class (waiting for it to start) so I only watched 30 seconds of the vid lol. dont hate me, jive :D

[nowaydudewtf]

I'm pretty sure the fact that you're host and that half of them fluctuated between 2 and 3 bars the whole game says a lot more than the fact that they're just 'bad' ps3 players.

[JIVETURKEY600]

@nowaydudewtf Actually i wasnt Host , some guy i think he was on my team was the host .

[nitestryker7]

@nowaydudewtf way to make excuses there noobie.

[nowaydudewtf]

not sure why my kd is 2.9 on xbox and I can barely hold a 1.8 on PS3. . . .

I run into full lobbies of noobs way more often on live because WAY more people play, so there are more noobs AND more good guys...

[DudelmBeastIy]

noobs are on both consols , i have both consols and both have the same count of nubs

[lazylindros]

i pound Nubz all day on PS3 it is what it is sir....

[mindfuck3000]

@JIVETURKEY600 Is DahGame360 dead?

[iiAnthonyy]

WHY YALL GETTING ALL MAD AT JIVE???? JIVE IS ONE OF THE BEST ENTERTAINING COMMENTATERS AROUND.... so just sftu and let jive do him. shit.....

[TheEyeFinity]

but my.. GET OUTTA HERE DICKHEAD.. but my man said me that you GET OUTTA HERE DICKHEAD.. but he said me that reset butt GET OUTTA HERE DICKHEAD

lolwut i even forgot what you were talking about

[iiAnthonyy]

i love u jiveee 

[sharaiz3]

@69simonsimon NP, u getting MW3?

[69simonsimon]

@sharaiz3 YES, but I will use Assassin all the time, I dont care lol. BF3 will be better I guess. Why?

[MrSmartiesKiller]

yee bye

[sharaiz3]

Unsubscribed and I do't care if u block me Mother Fucker

[sharaiz3]

@69simonsimon yeah I agree, I'm unsubscribing, his gameplay is shit compared to others.

[Ezekie12517]

Why are there so many dickheads on here? Great video Jive, keep them coming

[NakedPhatGuy]

It's strange there is a difference in the people that play on psn vs xbl.All the games that i play on psn the players are much easier to beat up on.

[Maxi7Asskicker]

Don't be a dickface, dickhead. You seemed cool, but your a real fucking asshole, rated DOWN

[sharaiz3]

@Maxi7Asskicker yeah, I flagged as inappropriate (not your comment the video) also I unsubed to him.

[KaOsKronicles]

BF3 has to have unlimited sprint cause the maps are so big if you ran like COD it would take 10 minutes just for the teams to meet in the middle of the map if they all ran towards each other at the same time...Big As Shit

[C4LCH3X4SS]

@KaOsKronicles Thats why you have squads.

[mrmrsepand]

DICKHEAD GO LEARN HOW TO TROW A F*CKING C4, lol <3

[Ogfisher1]

This is my honest opinion, PS3 is for the casual gamer, the guy who cant put 3-4 hours a day into gaming plays just for the enjoyment. Xbox players are a little more serious because hey they have a subscription they are paying for...So with that you are somewhat obligated to play because you dont want your money to be put to waste there for you have all the try hards and teeny boppers on XBOX live its more interactive. Both systems serve different purposes

[africerane]

funny thing is this guy actually sucks assxd

[camz338]

if u play against the actual good people u would get owned like i was playing demolition and this french guy on my team got 234 kills legit

[JIVETURKEY600]

@camz338 What does that Have to do with anything ?

[djt111]

@JIVETURKEY600 sorry ps3 players have more games to play, so we cant focus on COD unlike xbox players

[TheBrViewer]

@djt111 lol - actually CoD IS the most played game on both consoles, and THERE IS variety on Xbox: Gears Of War (that since the 1st one its a sucess) Halo (the series) Battlefield, Left 4 Dead and more, much more. You can't say that xbox is CoD based when we have games such as GoW a huge sucess. And From what i know the main games on PS3 are: CoD (MW2, Black Ops) God Of War (that has no multiplayer lol) and Uncharted (not sure if it has MP mode).

[mhmk03d]

@djt111 There is just as much variety on Xbox as there is on PS3. You're watching a COD video, of course the people who watch this video play COD quite a bit. Some play more than others but the idea this comment is that both systems have a variety of games, just different types of games.

[BinaryStateOfMind]

@camz338 You turn on your xbox get into a lobby and play the game. Some games are good ones others are bad same with players.

[IICRIMEP4YSII]

C'mon jive you ugly mofo who doesn't like ur shit lmao. ur one of the best around hands dwn...

[timmercken1994]

Dickhead for the win

[DestityOfEden]

Jive My man, is someone who mature people can understand so you guys shut up and stop hating on him. If you don't like will get lost Dick Heads...

[philipjwash]

look at those top comments. ugly as shit!!!! lol good shit jive

[LiquidRayne1815]

"he said its a reset button on ur controller... GET OUTTA HERE DICKHEAD!!! a reset button on ur controller u can press.... GET OUTTA HERE DICKHEAD!!! u can press ...GET OUTTA HERE DICKHEAD!!! on ur controller GET OUTTA HERE DICKHEAD!!! (LEMME FINISH MY DAMN STATEMENT DAMN!!!!!!!) I died laughing

[HuntinNoobs]

dude ur aims off lmfao ur a noob lol mark of j all the way hes my black idol lol

[JIVETURKEY600]

@HuntinNoobs Dont Dick Eat on my Page.

[4857438583475]

@JIVETURKEY600 Yo I had the same problem with my controller you did, and I think it's fixed because it worked for me. Go to your options where it shows your sensitivity and look at the Target Assist (I think it's called), and if it's disabled make it so it's enabled. Hope this helps dick head. Love you no homo

[HuntinNoobs]

@JIVETURKEY600 dont eat dick, do you? also first vid i watched of yours, plus unless your self concious i was just making an observation :) You mad Bro??!?? :)

[JIVETURKEY600]

@HuntinNoobs you Can do what you like , But on my Page Dont Dick Eat.......Aight? Peace.

[69simonsimon]

Dude, no offense but don't use DICKHEAD too often, please. you said it like 50 times, bro.

[JIVETURKEY600]

@69simonsimon Shut Up Dickhead!

[mrmining97]

@JIVETURKEY600 Ever thought of yourself as a dickhead? OF

[sharaiz3]

@JIVETURKEY600 Fuck off, U don't even have a girl. Does it hurt to hear the truth. Block me, I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

[iiAnthonyy]

@sharaiz3 wat u getting all mad for damn u mus suck at ps3 real bad...

[iiAnthonyy]

@sharaiz3 lol ur a little ass kid lmaoo i seen ur vids ur voice is hella squeky so once u grow up u will understand not to get butthurt about this..

[sharaiz3]

@sharaiz3 That was my brother speaking idiot, don't say things without knowing.

[IAMMIBICHO]

@JIVETURKEY600 damn jive you one fine ass turkey! :D

[ArnoldQMudskipper]

@69simonsimon 'Dude', 'bro'........DICKHEAD

[JIVETURKEY600]

@ArnoldQMudskipper lol , Hes an asshole.

[ArnoldQMudskipper]

@JIVETURKEY600 dickheads be dickheads :)

[MrKinky96]

His balls dropped harder than the bass in a skrillex song!

[GudAllay]

wattup jive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[French860]

Get outta here dickhead!! Lmfaoooo

[Mikeyminc]

Jive I love you...

[JIVETURKEY600]

@Mikeyminc lol Thanks Cuzzo.

[spideycentz]

My Grandmom said who dis ugly mutha fucka callin ugly..... I lmao, and said he's just joking grandmom. She a crazy old lady.

[scrillakev]

That PS3 name you use is new thats why you get put into lower rank lobbies. ROFL fucking people are crazy on here.

[SuperMcLovinnn]

' Get Outta Here Dickhead '

[NasirSuper1]

You are the biggest Dick head LOL

[AsumDude94]

DUDE, xbox is the home of fucking 13 yrs old, so don't call ps3 a nooby device!

[TheOJof360]

Yo Jive how many fingers is too many fingers

[TempoStereo]

i had to rewind 5 times to see the guy on the fountain haha

[JIVETURKEY600]

@TempoStereo I did Not See that guy in the Game... I did see a Red Dot Earlier but it Disappeared ....lol

[ZuesToDrinkJuice1]

Lol this vid was funny (and ugly) as shit!

[boodibon]

best things in life are free dumb shit

[TheBosnianGamer]

Great video hahah!

[myb4ckhurtz]

I'm doing the " fingers...lmfao

[MrMadMullet]

shut up dick head u black peice of shit <3

[JIVETURKEY600]

@MrMadMullet Did you Mean to say "You BLOCKED piece of shit"??? and you spelled Piece Wrong DICKHEAD!

[TheCasualEliteNinja]

What Up!..........I said What! Up! Funny as hell but ugly den uh muhfucka

[MrIrishland]

get out of here dickhead lol funny shit

[mrmrsepand]

Nice shit, AND F*CK ALL THE MATHERFCKING HATERS BIATCH A.K.A DICKHEADS.

<3

[MrCODrockz]

i had to rewind it 3 times to see the dickhead on the fountain

[JoshEsco321]

It sounded like Jive drank about 4 Red Bulls before he did this commentary, hyper as hell lmao

[MrIXBirdmanXI]

which has the most dickheads  xbox or ps3 jive ?

[crownking911]

Unlimited run is crazy? Bro people in the Army need to run 8+ miles at a time without stopping just to make the cut lol.

[leo23palkia]

wat up jive!

[HalfFoamz]

Ive played on 360 and PS3, and I honestly see no difference lol..

[Tkid1021]

What's good JIVE I tried to add u but u got a full friends list lemme know when u get rid of someone

[MrPistolGripPump]

everytime i picture jive doin the air quotes i wake up in a pool of vomit....jive ur one ugly muthafucka

[DingerXSS]

@JIVETURKEY600 I don't like ur shit I love it! The best without a doubt.

[sandy110297]

yo jive whaddup!

[MarquisMr100]

wtf a reset button

[TheBoRn2RaCe]

i always like your vids! and "there is a reset button on controller" is news to me too!!!

[gmurxu]

My momma said I wasn't ugly.... so take that jive.... LOL

[killyou704]

I dont like this lighting much. Looks kinda wack. Why is your voice so quiet? Anyway, good gameplay/commentary :)

[TheMossfan84]

Hell naw jive u stay callin ppl dickheads haha

[the1kamikaze]

People take shit so seriously. Those are the real ►DICKHΞΛDS!◄

[ShintekiChunk]

i had to rewind that fountain part

[manson25lg]

Bet not ever BLOCK me dickhead. Good game ugly!

[MrAce832]

@mo389 scratchonemore is right

[MrAce832]

@mo389 what scratchonemore is right

[sidOVkessel87]

damn jive, your video quality is sickk 

[jarvismccle]

@JIVETURKEY600 CHICKEN THUMB HEAD AZZ BOI........

[itachi93674]

Man what happend jive did youtube get the best of you.

[jmblaze]

You prolly got the MOST blocked people on here lol. Keep it blazin on these dickheads man. real talk people just troll fa no fuckin reason.

[2crazycats2]

Favorite vid yet bahaha

[icensnow121]

Wth theres a reset button?

[BroImBeastly]

whuddup with dem eagles

[theeSCRUBZ]

Like it

[JOHNNYxBRAVADO]

"Ugly as SHIT" lmao you're one funny mofo

Great vid FREAK

[EandJCo]

Whaddup jive!

[BribeHD]

Who Liked Jives Video Befor You Even Saw It

[WhoShotYah420]

Yo JIVE Battlefeild 3z runnin aint dat outrageous mang in basic training we would run 2 to more miles almost every day with 60 pound weight packs on us, We get trained to do and endure that kinda shit bro!

[ChocolateyThunder]

Lol people don't realize that a majority of high scoring rushing gameplays on Youtube are against noobs. You're not going to get 100+ or 40+ in a game against pro teams. So people stop saying he only gets good scores against noobs because that's pretty much every commentator

[SCRATCHONEMORE]

Yo jive whuddup!

How come you playing on a new psn account handle? Just curious.

As for PS3 The reason you end up in a lot of noob loobies is due to playing on a new account (match making adv) or if you choose to never prestige. This is why some youtubers choose to never prestige to not get matched with stacked lobbies. However your points about free online and accts are indeed mostly the cause.

Neway this vid had me cracking up when you was trying to talk about your controller and got rus

[JIVETURKEY600]

@SCRATCHONEMORE I started a new name with no friends on it and I dont prestige because why should I? Whats my big prize?