Margaret Cho - Revolution Part 2/8

[secritkid99]

everyone else was holding eachother, and crying and i was just like "...HER FUCKING PUSSY EXPLODED!!!!!!"

[bonbonfire3]

9:35 ...omg! lol

[montrealandtor]

DO I HAVE TO EAT YOUR ASS... TO GET YOU TO MOW THE LAWN??" Hahaha!

[bergving]

Thanks for posting.

Just recently found out about her.

:) BIG LIKE :)

[tomboii111]

I've known about Margaret Cho for a while but I had never seen one of her specials, after watching all of Kathy Griffin's now I find this and my throat hurts so much from laughing. I love Kathy and Margaret.

[cathrinebuhaug]

I'll lick Ur balls, if U open this jar......hahahaha...... Do I have to eat ur ass, to get U to mow the lawn!!!!!!

[caitygiz]

I can never get over how beautiful Margaret is.

[TheSingingSweater]

HER FUCKING PUSSY EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha Margaret you are hilarious!

[SethBlizzard]

I'm a gay guy, but damn! Margaret's got gorgeous lips.

[disposablefreedom]

FRANKENPUSSY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! XD XD XD

[disposablefreedom]

I find it funny people claim to dislike her and you see comments throughout the entire 1-8.. Why watch them all if you dislike it????

[8triagrammer]

I love Margaret but she hams too much in this one..

[AndyCatastrophe5]

"And as I looked into her eyes...POOF! Her pussy exploded!" lmfao!!!xD i love Margaret Cho! <3

[inuyasha1167]

she handed me the baby and the baby was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD NOOOOOOOO" and i was trying to give it to someone else and noone would take it so i just ate it

[sugarmole]

From 4:30 to 8:40 is without a doubt the funniest thing I have ever seen

[HatethisplaceX]

pffgghh her pussy exploded.

[Isreal4realz]

why do people think shes funny?

[iecstacy]

@Isreal4realz because she is

[Isreal4realz]

@iecstacy actually, she is very embarrassing to watch.

[MrYarrrp]

@Isreal4realz then stfu and get off youtube bitch!

[Isreal4realz]

@MrYarrrp you are very aggressive defending an unfunny and embarrassing excuse for a comedian. you have poor taste in humor and you need to step outside more often. your head is going crazy!

[MrYarrrp]

@Isreal4realz and who are YOU to judge? Isreal4realz? 

[ciararavenblaze]

@Isreal4realz I pity trolls like you with nothing better to do than to comment on YouTube videos of someone that you deem to be "unfunny and embarrassing". I mean, really--it's obvious to me that you *do* like Margaret. you're just afraid of admitting it.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

@Isreal4realz Because she's very funny and very witty, along with her being extremely intelligent. You can leave if you don't want to watch her though. Nobody but you is telling you to watch it. Lmfao.

[AshenMoonShadow]

"Her pussy exploded"

That makes me so glad I'm gay.

[AshenMoonShadow]

"Her pussy exploded"

I'm glad I don't have to hear that with my boyfriend.

[MissMary600]

She cracks me up ! Love her !

[slimloveskim7369]

Im trying REALLY hard to keep a straight face. If my mom sees me laughing she'll come over and see Margaret's orgasm face.I'm 11!

[steamingleo]

@slimloveskim7369 I think she was yawning! HAHAHA!

[sofunnysocute]

When I see Children... I feel nothing.

I ovulate SAND.

[TearInTheirHands]

COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN SOME HEAD, PLEASE?!

[Baritone304]

I almost peed laughing HER F****** PUSSY EXPLODED!



[tlc2pcd]

...Frankenpussy. Lmfao

[HilaryDuffRose]

POOF, her pussy exploded. A piece of it hit me in the head!

HER FUCKING PUSSY EXPLODED!! XD

[Omochikaeriinow]

would a 13 year old count as a child? or just a "good for nothing teenager"?

[schmui]

i once almost fell asleep during sex too. but i'm a guy.

that was pretty weird

[MTurner005]

So i just ate her...

[wingdroid]

HER FUC**** PUSSY EXPLODED *hides

[chuckpell]

Unicef Fucking and the faces of Margaret Cho after ... LOLL !!!

[XxOoglaceonoOxX]

FRANKENPUSSY!!!! XD

[Kitteepaws90]

"LET'SJUSTBEFRIENDS!!"

[vernemeton]

@Kitteepaws90 when we make eye contact, i wanna die.

[Kitteepaws90]

@vernemeton xDDDDDDDDD

[KangaKucha]

try polygamy then cho.

[luvgrapico]

"I OVULATE SAND!!" ROTFLMAO!!

"BITCH DO NOT PUT YOUR BABY ON THE PHONE!!" LMAO!!!

[raven3blue]

LMAOROFL!!!

[yaoifreak95]

u kno im desperate for money if im babysitting and feel nothing for these kids lol!!!!

[sthumb]

i love her. so much.

[mvpc2323]

I'm finding revololution a little worse than the previous shows. Still love her!!! She's awesome

[lou2u]

I'll lick your balls, if .... you open this jar :-)

[noahsarcooo]

this is her slowest show...she takes her time in between two scenes and seems to be very "prepped'.

but i still love it

[hackberry548]

Cambodians and Koreans do NOT look the same!!! Don't ever say that again please!

[Attakijing]

more pauses = funnier

[herpgirl]

YES! Eating babies FTW! XD LMAO!

[mrbrianmccarthy]

 "As I looked in her eyes her pussy exploded" Hahahahhaah--oh my God. Funny funny.

[leo50300]

"Frankenpussy. It's alive!!"

[Mash287]

Her feelings about kids are exactly the same as mine. Thank god I'm not alone.

[scandowegianpean]

I adore this woman. How refreshing to know it's not just me who feels that way about kids :)

[DevitaExire]

The whole baby thing is so true, I rolled.

[mmiddl06]

I WANT YOU TO COME TO AUSTRALIA!!! she is fantastic!

[breezybabe23]

I love how she can be so serious and sincere...and before the moment gets too deep or "heartfelt", she can break the tension with a joke or humor. I do that, too, and I love her for it. Margaret Cho, one of the best comics of our time! = )

[stevelysteve]

I love her long pauses. xD

[ArrMatie]

"I ovulate sand."

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

I laughed so hard I started choking. :/ Is there any way not to love this woman?

[tbkraft94]

And the baby was like AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! .........so I just ate her.

[LilRihanna3]

nd then the baby waz like "AAHHHHHH" haha omg i peed mi self

[jkshoujk]

"And as I looked, into her eyes.... HER PUSSY EXPLODED!"

LOL I could NOT stop laughing.

[sophiegreen7188]

"and as i looked into her eyes....*poof*....her pussy exploded.........a piece of it hit me in the head!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HER FUCKING PUSSY EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Frankenpussy......ITS ALIVE"

"i said bitch do not put your baby on the phone"

hahaha love this woman!!!

[omgcrayonz]

ok she's talking about breaking up with someone recently, does that mean she isn't married anymore?

[sophiegreen7188]

@omgcrayonz this was done before she got married she got married later on in 2003 and i think this was before she got married, she has been noted as saying tho that it isnt a conventional marriage they are more like friends who are married lol but yeh shes still married to Al Ridenour :)

[zingykid71097]

panning for pussy lol

[ohshitits4]

her pussy exploded, LMAO!!!!!

[ArtimisesScratchpaw]

When we make eye contact.. I want to die!! xD

[TheInnerSanctuary]

The "bored sex" bit was awesome! XD

This is why I fear commitment right now.

[lachina128]

lmao "When I see children....I feel NOTHING"....she's one of the few comedians who's dvd I actually buy.

[wildthing12592]

bitch do not put your baby on the phone

[Sonicblade128]

The amusingly bright red lipstick makes her expressions all the more hilarious. XD

[nirvanaincage]

Seriously, if she goes on normal paste the whole stand up would last 15 minutes.

[89Tek]

@nirvanaincage Pace not paste, right?

[TheQuestionBoy4]

And the baby's like: "AAAAAAH". My favorite part of this clip.

[maybemaybenot160]

she is genuinely funny!

[tableconnect]

Margaret is a riot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whitemilkenator]

Poof, her pussy explode. Lol!

[evoldriver]

I'm loving her costume.

[liangryness]

...so i just ate her.

[mrdooba]

poor thing..

[Otepfan1362]

When i see kids i feel nothing

[thatGipsiePerson]

"I ovulate sand"

wow

[astrangeone]

Oh god. The baby talk thing is very true....some parents never segue back to adult conversation. It's funny, and rather annoying!

[crazeskull69]

Tell me about it -_-

[jennigiki]

Way to take your real life pain and make art! I just make my therapist's mortgage payment.

No really. I loved the jumping-into-double-dutch breakup: "I fucking hate your guts! Let's just be friends! When we make eye contact I wanna die!"

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

UNICEF fucking LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im so gonna use that one!

[jengkiesville]

she needs coffee before sex

[MrAcoustick]

I don't think so, i think she just gained the habit of continuing after everyone stopped applauding... which you can really tell. In ITOTIW it was never there.. lol

[sweetlilarchi]

holy shit...this is fantastic....loooooooollllllll­llll

[HOLYpinkGRASSHOPPER]

Whale Watching

[0dour]

she is a different person in every show its sso weird. mentally and physically she is different

[rylraven13]

I also hate children. amen sister.

[princeofexcess]

I hate children... I will get my balls tied and tell my gf ...

but baby i just cant have children...

buhahahahahah

[UltimoLatino]

Yep I fucking hate kids too....i never wanna have kids but it seems like all women WANT kids and there is no option here.

[UltraViolet93]

@rylraven13 i love kids, i just dont want any lol

[squidge316]

Low Rates...LOL!

[BitchesCallMeTFree]

So I ate her? WTF?

[groovygavin254]

ann coulter is on tv... while i'm watching this. XD

[garcj372]

My 3 year old nephew was near my computer when she said, "I'll lick your balls if..."

This is why you listen to her shows with headphones. Noted.

[Ksjct]

dont feel alone, margret.  i HATE children too

[dilmn8]

frankenpussy! ahahaha its alive!

[7wolfking]

the best shit i hav ever heard

[ShaNaaNaay]

2 best parts: -"I ovulate sand (LMAO)"

and when the baby goes "AAAAAHHH!" and then she eats the baby

lol

[hnoss13]

"I'll lick your balls...if you open this jar?"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[oliv3r8ahman]

10:21

[ylleksevolniltiac]

by panning for pussy she is compairing it to panning for gold...you know, like making sure that everything in the pan is actually pieces of pussy

[KingAndrewI]

She's Korean.

[camron9492]

yeah shes korean, and was born in AMERICA

[Arricinar]

....<< She was born here....And before that her parents lived in Korea...So...<< You just burned yourself with the inability to listen to what your attempting to insult.

[AcrylicOnion]

has anyone else noticed that you CANNOT stop quoting her?

[hersheykissed123]

Lol, so troo.

Me love you long time!

[MickQuick07]

LMAO "When I see children... I feel nothing."

[aftereight01]

b&^%ch do not put your baby on the phone LOL

[Semirhage666]

Do I have to eat your ass to get you to mow the lawn?

[khms95]

when we make eye contact.......I WANT TO DIE!!!!

ROTFLOL

[UnsociableZombieFoxx]

I love this woman.

[MrAliMcB]

As I looked into her eyes - her pussy exploded.

Frankenpussy

I ovulate sand

LOL

[DavidDiaz83]

06:15 LMFAO

[lexus4u82]

OMG, Margaret is soo thin.....

[lalf37]

And as I looked at her eyes...her pussy exploded

[hek803]

She is really great! When she talks about rice and dry fish, her mom reminds of my mom.

[ThereGoesKitty]

"frankin-pussy its ALIVE!" LOL

[luzberta]

hahahahaha...she´s very funny! I loved it!

[tnassri]

i said "Bitch do not put your baby on the phone"... lmao

[ylleksevolniltiac]

panning for pussy....lmao

[UltraViolet93]

what does she mean by "panning" for pussy?

[AcrylicOnion]

its like how those gold rush guys would pan for gold in a river

shake it in a siv

[UltraViolet93]

oh lol gotcha

[lollipopkaboom]

Panning, like panning for gold. As in a flat pan shaped instrument with holes in it that would allow you to sift through water and soil for gold, but in this case it is pieces of vagina instead of gold.

[kikytheDevil]

lmao!!! do i have to eat ur ASS!!!

[chibigrunt]

When I see children... I feel nothing

[chibigrunt]

I love how when she's sewing the pussy, she just bites the string

[brandon0820]

omg, lol, her f*ckin pussy exploded! loooool!

[nitenangel]

As I look in her eyes--

POOF

Her pussy exploded.

Masterful delivery.

[hazard04]

The baby scream-thing really cracked me up!

[igottasay]

a fuckin pussy exploaded!!!!!! fucking helarious!!!

[Dani86Pink]

9:30. Finally! Someone who understands! LMAO! :D

[dramaking1211]

Frankenpussy!!!

[GorillaGarbageArt07]

Do I have to eat your ASS to GET you to mow the lawn lmao

[UltimoLatino]

I think any guy who likes his ass eaten is at least 1/4 homo. The thought of anyone's tongue up my ass even if its a hot chick.......fucking creeps me out!

[ShinobiBoi88]

Everyone's is gay. Its just to a certain degree. For example, another man can recognize a good looking man from one who doesn't pose a threat competition-wise.

[chibigrunt]

ShinobiBoi88: If girls can, why not guys? Lol, and people deny it too

[UltimoLatino]

I dont think being impressed with another mans physique and wanting to look like that is necessarily "Gay" I think its minimally observant.

[ShinobiBoi88]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you'll find yourself in league with many gay men by being 'minimally observant'. It goes w/o saying that many gay men are conscious of their fitness level and physical appearance, just like straight men.

[therealbaroque]

Its a proven stimulant, there are tons of nerves and stuff. You shouldn't knock it before you try it.

[UltimoLatino]

Uh......... STFU what are you a fucking moron? What kind of dumbass comment was that... you sound like your 8 years old!

I dont want to do it because the thought of something going in a hole that is made for stuff to come out of creeps me out period!

[ThosWmDormanIIIesq]

but children come out pussies?

[UltimoLatino]

after dicks go in them..... so dicks were there first therefore pussies are made for stuff to go in............then come out MAYBE.

[eetequilasunrise]

08:15

God i love her

[calliopelynx]

"WHEN WE MAKE EYE CONTACT, I WANNA DIE!" lol I love Margaret Cho

[UltimoLatino]

I never got to fuck her but I am convinced Margaret would be an AWESOME LAY!

[spanitalian]

lol @ unicef fucking...unfortunately ive had to do some unicef charity work in past relationships...so sad:(..lol

[0dour]

hot mess here :(

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

You can't just eat somebody's baby and then try to play it off like you didn't. They're gonna eventually notice that they haven't seen it in a while, and then somebody's gonna remember you were the last one to hold the baby and they'll start asking difficult questions. Plus, babies are very unsanitary. In fact, a baby is one of the dirtiest things you'll ever put in your mouth.

[madgamer23]

"and the baby is like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

rofl

[UltraViolet93]

this was some unicef fucking lol

[j4k3019]

"WHEN WE MAKE EYE CONTACT, I WANNA DIE!!!"

I know people that I feel that way about.

[calebray2012]

Haha.

HER PUSSY JUST EXPLODED!

Good Stuff.

:))

[HotSpacePink]

"When we make eye contact I wanna DIE!"

She's fucking awesome!!!

[MayAllOver]

"This was some unicef fucking going on."

Ahahaha.

I love her!