Louis C.K - Porquê?

[marfcg]

Reminds me of Cosby. He had some hilarious lines about his kids! And the better part was: it's all true!!!!! I'll know when I have a son.

Me lembra o Cosby, ele tinhas umas geniais sobre os filhos dele! E o melhor é que é BEM assim. Tenha um filho e verás!

[sissabenedet]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA chorei de rir com esse!

[pboisei]

That's why, why and because are the same in spanish.

[AgentCarter]

@pboisei that was potuguese

[buxadonoff]

@pboisei Actually it isn't. I'm brazilian, and the idiot who made the subtitle write it wrong. Why = Por que (separated), because = porque (toguether). And it's not spanish, it's portuguese. ;)

[marcostgabriel]

Crianças não são fáceis...

[aseglkj]

The Funny thing is, Louis CK is actually a Mexican citizen and his first language was Spanish.

[marcostgabriel]

@aseglkj You meant "the amazing thing", isn't it? 'cause he speaks very well.

[gclev12]

is this actually understandable and funny for a beaner?

[TheGoldWatch]

@gclev12 No, sir! Can you smart Americans please explain the super advanced comedy for us?

[silvertidus]

¿portugués? wtf?

[chicaparacabas]

''i cant' take it anymore'' hahahaha

[bergenxx]

Probably 20th time I've watched this.. Why? Stupid fucking question

[ralbarran03]

holy shit!!! it never occurred to me to grab videos like this and put subtitles to it, so I can share them with the rest of my very closed minded culture, even though I'm enamored by it nonetheless. I'm Mexican by the way, and I love this motherfucker!!!

[themilanxperience]

@ralbarran03

this motherfuckers mexican too, you know. He didnt even speak english till he was like 7. Haz me caso

[pryscilaroqueira13]

@themilanxperience

Why? '-'

[ADylanToRemember]

simple solution to that problem "Just google it"

[egnunes]

"Por quê?" neste caso é separado.

[G1ACOMO]

What show is this from?

[maddog19527]

i love how when he says stupid, the portuguese word for donkey shows up in the subtitles

[Helton2121]

@maddog19527

indeed, It was a curious translation, but rather efficient, brazilian people will have no problem to understand it.

On the other hand, portuguese people will.

[Wathisidonteven]

@Helton2121 We will? how come. I got it perfectly, and so will any portuguese citizen

[marcoscct]

@maddog19527 yeah, we have the word "estúpido", but in this context the meaning of the word "burro" fits better to us.

[passiveMenis]

@maddog19527

Burro can also mean "unintelligent person".

[rottmist]

Video about parenting = conversation about terrorists and conspiracy in the comments section?

[jardinepatten]

Pork.

[ericx23]

I want my 3:37 minutes back. : (

[ZeroLightToDark]

utar its so nice to know there are more ppl that know and believe the same things i do... i feel like 1 man surrounded by a bunch of ignorant fucks.....

[Horus515]

What the fuck is this conversation thats going on in here? You people genuinely suck. This is Louis CK...doing comedy. Go the fuck away.

[cilleysf]

@Horus515 Yeah, at first I was like, 'what the fuck is this guy bitching about?' and then I read the comments below. Fucking idiots.

[Dudebot58]

Just never ever teach a child the word why. It will be the death of u.

[KraftwithaK]

I disagree. I just saw an ant with a top hat and there was lots of room for it.

[KerayZ]

because things that are not can't be! because then nothing isn't LMAO

[gskaloyan]

Explaining shit to your kid? No no, the correct answer to the question "why" is "Because I said so!".

[uraharashop123]

hmm, italiano è molto vicino a portoghese!

[RomanianUser]

nuca nuca nuca

[0livia0live]

Portugese subtitles? Louis is taking over the world! CK for president of the Earth!!! :D

[CityHunter84]

tard

[thotink]

@0livia0live he's gonna take all the pants out of the stores if he has that much power :P

[daviamanda]

@0livia0live i'm pretty sure that fucking spanish. porque dumbass?

[Rocky183]

@0livia0live He has taken me over a long time ago, Jesus this man is a genius. I'm Brazilian by the way.

Keep making these subs, I really want to show my friends this guy, but none of them grasps English well enough.

[justukaslietuvis]

@0livia0live BEWARE OF THE LIONS THEN!

[mafioso2208]

@0livia0live

HAHAHA, Alguns Brasileiros como eu, gostam de bom humor, humor inteligente ^^

[crazygothlunatic]

i love how this starts a fight about portugese...Now shutup and watch the goddamn comedy!

[xJaysrox]

haha ' you little shit"

[KleineHansel]

vale tudo

[iinsanee]

It's Portuguese u ignorant dumbfuck,

n wht's problem with spanish people.....

im proud to be latinoamerican...asshole

[PunkAsFuck111]

fuck people who hate a group of people for no reason

[notDYLANCOWLEY]

Is that suppose to be ironic?

[PunkAsFuck111]

haha i like the way you think. but i dont hate em. i just dislike em cuz. ya know. theres a reason behind it

[Goldwater08]

@PunkAsFuck111 Thanks for being so tolerant. Where would we be without blanket statements everyone agrees with? How about, "fuck people who are mean"?

[PunkAsFuck111]

@Goldwater08 well put

[ChinLinn]

@PunkAsFuck111 no fuck you bro, fuck you. Your a piece of shit with a tiny as, smelly dick. But you never get laid. Naw. You sleep all day, then wake up. eat. jerk off. then full back asleep. your pathetic. why dont you do us all a favor and become an hero right nao. Yo thimble-dicked mother fucking homo. sniff my bigg ass shaft and smell my sac. (___________)=============D

[PunkAsFuck111]

@ChinLinn i love how you can make these assumptions through about 3 lines worth of talking. but for the record. i don't think you have a "big ass shaft" because you're name is Chin Linn. Now I'm no expert. but I'm sure asians have the smallest dicks in the world. And as for my life style that you so elegantly put together., care to tell me how I can afford to do all that?

[DeathMetalShredd666]

@PunkAsFuck111

except muslims. they deserve that shit

[Dudebot58]

@DeathMetalShredd666 haha xD

not all of em though.

Only the shit driven piles of estrogen hoarding pricks that like to waste their time sucking chods and taking giant craps on airplanes, while running them into towering buildings with thousands of pppl inside of em. Yea. Today is 9/11/10 bitch..... But seriously, those ones should all be beaten on a stake for months on end for what theyve done. No one deserves anything above that if 9/11/01 is what has come to our doors. And it did.

[utar88utar]

@Dudebot58 but why do you hate so much your own criminal government for blowing up those towers... and building no. 7?

thanks to those few thousand dead you have a free-access ticket to the middle

east for next 50 years. ppl wont even say a word when you finaly bomb the shit out of Iran (cause they may finaly get that famous A bomb) and invade it as well.

you should be thankful to your gov. for planning such a bold move and executing it. your are expanding, ffs, stop crying about 9/11 mate.

[Dudebot58]

@utar88utar wtf are u talking about man? I'm just saying... the people that hit the ran the airplanes into the towers should be punished... My statement had nothing to do with government or Iran..... Im not hating on my government at all, and they arent crminals.

[utar88utar]

@Dudebot58 "Im not hating on my government at all, and they arent crminals."

haha, then you are either too young or too stupid (or even both) to have this convo, mate.

ALL govs are CRIMINALS. ALL with NO EXCEPTIONS. why you may ask?

simple, cause foundation of monetary system is CORRUPTION.

adieu

[Dudebot58]

@utar88utar :) you amuse me with much greatness.... What country do you live in exactly? Even if the government is unfair and isnt the most perfect thing in the world, they wouldn't be categorized under criminals.

[utar88utar]

@Dudebot58 no, ofc not. they (politicians) are here to help us and make this planet a better place. sure...



[Dudebot58]

@utar88utar yea... they are... idk if they do in ur country, but they do in America... So if u dont live in America just stfu

[utar88utar]

@Dudebot58 yes, US is the ONLY country on planet Earth where politicians arent corrupted to the bones. it's true.

heh, you are both young and naive.

adieu.

[diazb100]

@utar88utar actually they are here to serve the country and its people not the world plus america has curruptd politicians and other countries have politicians who arent currupt. the problem is all the higher up politicains are the ruthless ones so they get seen. put in afganistan im sure their are true good politicians that want to help their country but are silence by those who have a different view. same thing in america the president shits on anything that he doesnt like and commends worse

[diazb100]

@utar88utar no the system is not the problem its the people of the world. people are focusing to much on a tribal mentallity when u agree with something not because its right but just because others want it. if everybody looked out for themselves and just lived for the truth not for what feels right. their would be no need for government

[diazb100]

@utar88utar if you watch the news and look at what the president wants to do. the reallity no matter who is the president he doesnt really represent americans. he is executor of decision made but those who want a socialist corporatist nation who bails out people who made stupid decision when they should let people fail and learn from their failure and if they dont then they are not suitable to make those decisions they fuck them. its one thing to be ignorant its another to be arrogant

[diazb100]

@DeathMetalShredd666 you do know that the religon of islam had nothing to do with it. it was the people who raised them because if my parents raised them they would never done that. they were puppets on strings of men who wanted use to go over there. bin laden said we want to get the us in a never ending war so they can be brought to a economic collapse . nothing to do with muslims everything to do with power

[utar88utar]

@diazb100 you talking about Osama bin Laden, who was (is?) on CIA payroll?

you have to excuse me, but for at least 12 years i dont believe a thing i hear on radio or see on TV. it's brainwashing propaganda.

but it's ok, mate. the end is near (end of our civilization, not the world)

soon all scores will be settle.

i only hope that ALL religions will die too.

that would be great for humanity and this planet.

cheers

[jk47now]

@PunkAsFuck111

F.U. for hating a person who hates. How ironic. What a futile cycle.

[JavierC1972]

@PunkAsFuck111  Fuck you. I hate you. For no reason. :)

[blindwit]

@JavierC1972 You're in the clear... that guy is just one person and not a "group of people." ;)

[247custard]

@PunkAsFuck111 Nobody hates for no reason. The issue is whether that reason is a good one.

[Mineblindreaper]

@PunkAsFuck111 dieinahole

[FreePlay]

This is beautiful.

[kombajndosalatek]

portuguese?

[Dazaken]

Excellent!

[herquinhos]

valeu cara, bom mesmo