Breast Feeding and My Son - Comedy Time

[crazyanimal187]

funny



[utlkshizzle]

Jugs?? LOL

[bonnie801111]

lol hahahahahahahahaha hes reaaallyyyyy good!!

[princessbaby473]

loll

[mistophil]

This dude is funny as hell.

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Like if you saw the thumbnail and thought that this guy would breast feed his child LOL

[PatieandKayge]

His tone makes it the best

[Shwartz68]

he's good



[achillesviper]

I wonder what his son's name is? Michael Jr. Jr.?

[gardenwife]

I heard this guy on Sirius-XM 96 today. He's hystercial! This story had me roaring with laughter as I drove down the road by myself. Great stuff!

[imdatlyndachick]

HAHAHAHAHAAA! I love it!

[LovingThisMusicLife]

OMG he sounds exactly like Bill Cosby.

[Anfmethodjor]

60 ppl have never been 5.

[waterwind2266]

60 people want to be dinosaurs.

[chuckyoo]

LOL! That is hilarious!

[123msteen]

Lol he's funny.

[toejam324]

i unno how many people have err been 5 in herr

[05gobis]

He is FOINNE

[Jacklgf]

i think public breastfeeding should be against the outlawed. its so indecent. 

[swu880]

@Jacklgf

o hush. respect the boobs. man you weird if you think breastfeedin is nasty. cuz its is the most natural thing in the world

i suppose humans drinkin human milk is vulgar but humans drinkin cow milk & pus is just wonderful right?

The only ones who think breastfeedin is nasty are either pricks or jealous folks who just never had none lolol

[swu880]

@Jacklgf

like i said, either you are a prick or a jealous snob if you think theres somethin.

you a tyrannical crazy sociopath if u go callin cops on some peaceable people who are just doing what is like the 2nd most natural thing in the world besides breathing- that is feeding&eating.

If anythin should be outlawed, why don't you go outlaw cow milk? and the milkin of cows- u sick freak.

[swu880]

@swu880

For hundreds of THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS, people have been breastfeedin, aint nothin weird about it. In fact, cow milk is more of a recent trend than human breast milk. especially in the poor areas of the world

only a crazy tyrannical fool would go call the 'cops'/mafia on these people. Why don't you do it yourself rather than have someone else threaten these peaceful women & kids?

And go get your own boobs

[TheDharmawheel]

@Jacklgf lol, you're going to say it to the wrong person one day and then you'll have a valid complaint to go to the police with.....

[maximumrisk2004]

He could become a Dinosaur Doctor, although that career doesnt have that much of a Future.

[rarsh7]

"They peed in my son's bed, mm"

[SuperBlondeLove]

related to GLoZell?

[ictennispro]

@SuperBlondeLove im jus wondering, what makes you ask this question? jw

[SuperBlondeLove]

@ictennispro hes really funny and so is she lol

[xFirstDanceJBx]

Dad I wanna be a doctor. Or a Dinosaur!!

Ahahahahahaha!

[ELBlove7]

His delivery was great!

[ezrah5]

I had to stop it! Laughing till it hurts! You don't know anything!!! Lol lol lol

[intylekt]

they broke in.. and um... all they did was they.... they peed in his bed LOL LOL!!!!

[ThePerfect130]

YAY!! Not only was he hilarious but not a single cuss word.

[yogi345100]

LOL!

[erqerqghjasfergiejkr]

56 five year Olds dislike this

[VcSCOD]

...or a dinosaur

[yellowcougar18]

This video starte up for a few seconds, then cut to an advert which I had to sit through after already seeing the start of this stand up.

Frikking hell! These advertisements have gone to hell! They're popping up in the middle of videos now.

[yourix2]

If my son told me that he wanted to be a Doctor or a Dinosaur. I would answered "Son, if you work really hard, you can be both".

[abeedakbar]

This guy is hilarious

[Teresiawg]

just discovered Michael Jr n Im loving wat i hear. big up Michael

[ciznation]

dad i wanna be a doctor....or a dinosaur! lol

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

why isn't this guy famous?

[emaria9588]

MY mama woulda bust out a damn science book and said "figure it out"

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

lol jugs

[misscowgurl93]

"dad, i wanna be a doctor...or a dinosaur"! lol! love michael jr!!

[123abcdoreme1000]

i wanna be a doctor!....or. or a dinosaur! LOL

[chefawkes]

maybe you do know something mhmmm

[911FANGS]

hahahaha

he;s is HILAAARIOUS

[honduranflame]

oh lawd, this man too funny

[orrin4]

So that why they call em jugs...

[WonderWomanFan4life]

OH lord i would have paid money to be in that office listening to you tell this story. It is just hilarious.. I love... Juggs.

[GODZCHICK13]

my uncle introduced me 2 this guy and he is da BOMB. Now im really excited cuz i might get 2 go c him at the Minnesota Youth Convention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!! =D

[derick547]

lol thz iz so "FUNNY AS HELL" i laugh tell i cryed laughing

[Ehaggag]

I wanna be a doctor...Yes Yes ,  or a dinasour...lol

[royalkingvaughn]

yeah lol



[Elaina613]

omg i laughed so hard my sides hurt!!!!hes a REAL comeidian

[thelilpoint]

ya i clicked this thot it was chapelle

[savioblanc]

@thelilpoint - thank u, i was thinkin the same thin...he looks like dave chapelle

[darknite905]

53 people dont have a scence of humor

[kawaiichiicka]

He kinda looks like Dave Chappelle :)

[dltvone]

@kawaiichiicka i waz thinkin da same thing lol

[themillenia]

@kawaiichiicka Dude, I was thinking the same thing.

[hawaiiancutie5]

Whats a container?

bahahahaha

[ashleybethj]

hahahahaha

[newtestamentsoldier]

GO CHECK OWT- NEW TESTAMENT SOLDIER- HERE ON YOUTUBE- GIVE FEEDBACK SHOW LUV,- THIS IZ MUSIC THOUGH

[xsweetheartforux]

"I want to be a doctor......or a dinosaur." bahahahahahahahahah

[KimDavidsonMusic]

LOL--I've been watching comedy clips for like an hour now and you just killed everybody else. Awesome, awesome, awesome. SO FUNNY! Thanks for the laughs!

[asjaba]

great! <3

[brianawilliams1992]

lol although i;ve heard the last joke before, he was really funny. i like his demeanor

[chloebraidy2]

wat was the name of the man who did shopping in da hood??

[captainrex518]

lol

[000mich000]

a comedian with a dtaight fdace is really funny!!! that why i recommend typing "mrs hughs live at the ice house" this lady is so amazing. type back and tell me what you thought!!!

[rsaran1288]

Hilarious, man, this guy is funny!

[pashaahsj]

i wanna be either a network security engineer or a vulture <_<

[kavimander]

lollllllllllllllll

[bummercucumber]

Truthiness.

[WireZombie253]

he was so funny! I like him, he has clean jokes so far.

[AndrewLover117]

This guy sounds like he wants to cry!!!!! lol I love this act though!

[QueenWuya99]

Dude I wanted to be a dinosaur too!

[adyml]

so funny, i had to watch it twice!!!!

[toyotasupra77]

kids say the darnest things dont they?

[thegnamedz]

Hey i met this guy hes cool. micheal so sick... got his auto aND EVERY THING

[choad45]

what's a container, man you don't know nothing! lol

[rsaran1288]

Funny stuff and so true about kids that ask a lot of questions!

[JMBchannel]

HAHAHAHA!!! Michael, this rocks!

[MsExoticBliss]

lol

[iMeiPodiLoveiMusic]

lol rofl

[rys24]

Great

[twinnzawinna101]

I use to want to be an elephant....

[Tinksohott18]

He wants 2 be a dinosaur

[JDUBMinistries]

oh my Goodness!!!!!!!!! LOL

[OfHisBride]

A comedian with a straight face really cracks me up.

[MsAmarie7]

yea.. he def. got that last joke about his son wanting to be a doctor from KEVIN HEART!!!!!

[toiletpaperofdeath]

I saw him yesterday he did the same joke except the dinosaur one, then I met him, got his autograph, and took a picture with him and bought his book.AND HE WAS HISTARICAL, GO MICHEAL JR.!!!

[xKianax3]

i was laughing at the end.

" i wanna be a doctor.. OR a dinosaur. "

[sienna123451]

lol i know michael jr.

[zebibey]

"no they also pied in his spider man pajamas thats inside the refrigerator ....lmao"

[r4ng3hustle]

he said dad i wanna be a doctor xd

[geobreezy]

or a dinosaur lmafoooooooo

[geobreezy]

lmao

[HammandClov]

I've seen this guy a few times - he is ALWAYS funny. "- a dinosaur." lol.

[ZeeTee101]

this guy is crack up

[lonnnnner]

hahahaha

xD

[Shawndab3]

LOL My little 5 year old brother tried to tell me that someone broke in and put tomatoes in his ketchup...

[TheMexican02]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lonnnnner]

i'm in diego bitch!!!

[TheMexican02]

wtf is dat supose to mean ^o)

[ResistTU]

Haha Amazingly funny!

[heki020]

This guy is awesome

[761388]

great stuff!

[gavinoaw]

"I wanna be a doctor!!

or a dinosaur!"

LOL!!!!!!

I remember when I was that age..... I smeared leaves and flowers on my forehead and was totally convinced that it would turn me into a dinosaur...... I dunno how my mom didn't die laughing when I told her about it!

[joeytrimble]

this guy is bad! he can really put jokes together awesome .. lmao so funny

[Kraedun]

i wanted to be a t-rex that could fly.

[thuzjak3]

i LOL ed

[astr323]

I love this guy. He's Christian, too. ;D

[XxDaisya]

no offense what does that have to do with it? lol....jw

[SuperUnbeliever]

Its ok, we'll try not to hold it against him.

[Shamanysam]

Haha!! Really funny..!! :))

[mand1sh3p]

That was pretty funny

[greenleaf81]

Dinosaur? hahahah

[highrollerzzz]

this man is fucking great

[SACOenrugado]

Man you are good!

[urusova]

or a dinasaur tol

[BlackHawkDown1989]

Thanks for ruining the punchline dude. No really, I appreciate it.

[Otaz3307bahrami]

he sounds high

[M4SSACREandrew]

i think thats part of his act

[Vleesball]

awesome stuff : )

[loxyrox]

one of the best stand ups on this channel

[KashmirShahzad]

Dave chappelle??? It's a southern nigger accent. I got a couple friends who talk like that. Anyways, Dave chappeles voice is a lil squeakier than this dude. Chappelle is the best comedian ever though

[MudBloodPrincess87]

"Jugs?"

"Umm maybe you do know something"

XDDDD

[slickguitar777]

Funny, but has anyone noticed how he seems to try to sound like Dave Chapelle?

[stylin60es]

yea a little

[zdclan]

great jokes :)

[chrystel44]

his expression is killing me.. maybe you do know somthing

[utwobing]

This guy is toooooo funny!

[utwobing]

HIlariousssss..."I don't know how many of y'all been five before, but they don't know anything.....He's always asking questions....Man you don't know nothing!"

[aniixbaby]

LOLLLLL. hes pretty good.

[clubihatekikyou]

hahaha

"man you dont know nothin !"

[shayisaac]

Haha ... this guy kinda slow but steady and confident with his jokes.I like this kind of person who steady but funny ... this is my 1st time watching him doing stand up ... - - Malaysian guy.

[hyracatherium]

I have seen him on a comedy channel and he was great.

[justahotfriend]

LMAO wat are breast?

wats a container?

[B3anSpr0ut]

lmao hilarious!

[japple1987]

*They broke in and peed on thebed* thats straight from Bill Cosby.!

[imdatlyndachick]

Or a dinosaur! lmao!

[jster250]

hell naw juggs

[effiefan]

lol

[odysseus96]

this guys is so funny....great timing

[pjce3]

hilarious

[hmedo]

R.Kelly loOk-a-liKe mofo hahaha

[thew1seone]

maybe it was him on the video.. haha....

[Lionsgrrr]

I LOL'd then I called the police because somebody peed in my pants!

[namesexceptthisone]

this is so funny.. you're cool man

[srnena]

very very good >))))))

[mcbronc23]

man you dont know nutin!!!

hahahaha

[hermione12]

"dad i wanna be a doctor....or a dinasour"

haha

[FloridaHottie08]

he is really funny.

children really do act like they dont know anything! lol.

[davidarchuletagirl]

whats a container

LMAOOOO(:

[JamacnDade]

HE IZ HILARIOUS!!!

[Mrmistick55]

wahts a breast ??? ROFL

[twiladance2act]

lol this is funny.....

[vonversace]

you gotta lov mike

[gemgirl266]

lol

[DFnumber2]

funny.

[episcopalpk]

ROFL.

"Or a dinosaur..."

[XxXkimXxX11]

lmfao!

[zoshi124]

hahaha...lol..that waz funny

[BLAZINxKUSH]

not funny at all

[DFnumber2]

funny.

[dende145]

omg thank you .. this video was a fail

[BLAZINxKUSH]

i kno lol.......i cant believe these people think its funny

its funny just how bad his jokes are

[dende145]

no no his not funny his jokes are making me cry thats how bad they are. its sad that a person got that far with that lame jokes ..

[XxXkimXxX11]

If you have kids, its hilarious

[jmr2master]

You have to understand whats going on here to get it. If you have kids or had to deal with kids( and enjoyed it) you would be cracking up!

[dende145]

my ass I would .. I have 6 kids and im not laughing that means something ?

[jmr2master]

1) Are you male/female?

2) Did you 'want 6 kids' or did they happen?

3) Your putting to much effort into understanding these jokes. Or your looking at this from the point of view of him calling children 'stupid' or 'slow'. He is talking about the situation he finds himself in as a parent.

4) You spend time with your kids(provided they talk to you) you should have run into similar situations. You cannot say you never though back to something they did and laughed. Any reasonable parent would.

[dende145]

Im just a horny man and the kids just happen .. I do laugh at my kids like the time Jony hided in the freezer when we ware playing hiding and seek or the time my daughter found my wife's vibrator ( she thought it was a banana ) and she asked me how do you eat this thing... the list goes on ...