ok, the deoderant thing. yes, girls like deoderant, that is true, but if you use those nastyass axe/old spice/WHATEVER more than your suppossed to, we will find you absolutely repulsive! [ESPECIALLY THE SPRAYS! D<] So guys, take baths, use deoderant, and you WILL be enjoyable. Nothing more. Nothing less. Please. Thank you.
Yukky bread, needs butter spread then strawberry jam/jelly then a slice of cheddar cheese on top, even better nukked in the microwave to melt the cheese hmmmm.
That was BRILLIANT... I love the "Take out the woman's spoon" and the "Woman's knife". I also love, "A man doesn't sleep, he has sex." BEAUTIFUL!!! I love you.
Its so weird seein someone on here whos first language isnt english! LOL! where are u from?! im from England...an my detective brain says ur in Europe?! (because of the AXE deodorant...(to all the americans...AXE is LYNX...continental europeans cant pronunce LYNZ!) lol! MORE PEOPLE WHO ARNT BRITISH, AMERICAN, CANADIAN or AUSTRALIA PLS!! :D
lol funny. and ppl it dont matter he is just being a normal teen... and shut up about his lisp ... jeez not everyone is speciel.. and my guess is in norwa? lol so that could give some reason for him not knowing english??
Wow...your immature idealistic views of male sexual activity, domestic skills, and life habits aren't that amusing...there is no such thing as a "women's spoon/knife" or a "man's spoon/knife". Life habits are based on personal perference and the views shown here are an iraddicate form of today's grotesque slumish formation of humanity.
If we teach that women are inferior and that men are "more almighty" and need larger utensils then children are obviously going to believe that women are inferior to men and that is not what we need right now. Right now there is so much gender discrimination going on.
In the middle east women are being killed for peacefully protesting to get their rights. KILLED...maybe you should think of that next time you call a female inferior to a man, now shouldnt you? By influencing the though that men need more than women and seem more almighty, we might as well just slap them across their face while we're at it
He uses the untensils if they had gender requirements, such as only men can be lawyers, and women can only be paralegals, his kind are totally irradicating all conscious from our minds and hypnotising our society into that of a sexisimically based one where women are inferior, such as middle eastern societies
postgirobygget ftw!great vid, hva faen? engelsk? ahaha alle engelsk folka forstår ikke en dritt av hva jeg sier, la oss baksnakke noen! mwahahah digga det med kvinne skjea og mans skjea! nice1 (og dette er bare for å forvirre engelskfolka) and thats what I think of the English people! have a good one..
Jenter som kommer og jenter som går xD Gjorde kokkeskolen din på punkt og prikke. Ikke foran TV-en, over Tv-en xD Haha! De har sex, ja..
Henoik 2 years ago
faen, er du norsk? xD
ChillOutMuzic 2 years ago
vi har sleke woman spoons
Lord3Mike 2 years ago
so are you sure thats how a man sleeps???
well I'm not a man so I wouldn't know.
LOL
TheInvisoGirl 2 years ago
would you show you and your son kising
77darzwag 3 years ago
ahhaahahahhahahaha "what goes with green" HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW!!" AHAHHAAHHAH SO HILARIOUS
ryanjyn2008 3 years ago
Haha! what goes with green? .... how the bleep would i know?
asasap 3 years ago
i luv ur accent :D
cecisota12 3 years ago
"if you have the skills you can make a ring or somthing"
LMFAO
shivi1234 3 years ago 3
do u speak english
ur talking was too detatched to even wanna watch it all
purpleslurpl 3 years ago
well, I doubt you can speak a second language to the proficiency shown in this video so f u
rnksanchez 2 years ago
rofl this the first video im watching from this guy and i already know hes hilarious
deepWestSide 3 years ago
E du norsk? najse sang xP
LittleMeSmiley 3 years ago
haha you're so cute.
i loove it
everyonesnose 3 years ago
ha ha XD love it! I too have grown tired of William Sledd... men du må seriøst vurdere å gjøre noe med uttalen...
karinhaterMnummer1 3 years ago
I believe that it is the song:
Di Derre - Jenter Som Kommer Og Jenter Som Går.
so... it seems as if he's norwegian, it would also explain the pronounciation.
forbannadeskitpiss 3 years ago
Whats the song in the beginning?
MoriKAshi 3 years ago
Genialt! Men doesen't sleep... they have sex!
OleMonaen 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You sure this isnt ask a Retarded boy with a lisp?
cafrens 4 years ago
TO all guys:
ok, the deoderant thing. yes, girls like deoderant, that is true, but if you use those nastyass axe/old spice/WHATEVER more than your suppossed to, we will find you absolutely repulsive! [ESPECIALLY THE SPRAYS! D<] So guys, take baths, use deoderant, and you WILL be enjoyable. Nothing more. Nothing less. Please. Thank you.
Anamaki0965 4 years ago 2
@Anamaki0965 im a girl, and love the old spice (roll on) in my bf !
dowes 1 year ago
omg..lol..man's spoon.eat in front of the t.v ahaha..lawls
magxriseagainst 4 years ago
Awesomeness =D
Nerdnproudofit 4 years ago
yah will i am makeing >>>? ask a pissed off gay man ok so fuck you and lick my balls ok
sexycatgayboyjoey 4 years ago
how is making a circle on bread cool, and who doesnt have the skills to make a circle on a peice of bread???
rudapups 4 years ago
gay men.
ilikeninjacats 3 years ago
Yukky bread, needs butter spread then strawberry jam/jelly then a slice of cheddar cheese on top, even better nukked in the microwave to melt the cheese hmmmm.
EnigmaNZ 4 years ago
LOL loved it, what the fuck kind of hilarious accent is that man? I love the part where u put the bread on the plate
nicsye12 4 years ago
Norwegian.
Rubystein 4 years ago
Zzzzz. Boring.
ribbonsonbedposts 4 years ago
you're my hero, from now on I will use the Man's spoon. lol
unku 4 years ago
you're funny :)
unku 4 years ago
A man has sex? Does that mean i'm not a man? =[
Eliwood 4 years ago
His accent is like Borat's, lol
KOking24 4 years ago
Take out the women's spoon and put in the man's spoon. Lmao. ily.
ChangedForGood 4 years ago
"take out the woman spoon" LMAO. From America with love
kayaksta 5 years ago
Axe is lynx in france????
jameshellem 5 years ago
"A man doesn't sleep.He has sex." Lmao XD WTF!~
Azturien94 5 years ago
If you really think the crappy deoderant "Axe" will give you girls, i guess you think wrong then.
You can better pearfums then that, like Armani, Lacoste, Ralph Lauren..
Im emberrased of being a norwegian at the moment.
Btw, you might consider listening to that gay guy, you might get some usefull tips on your clothing.
3105rj 5 years ago
G is THE man. :D
Silvertigerkitty 5 years ago
Hahah you're SOoo swediiish
pantea9 5 years ago
hehehe.. genialt
KurvstolProductions 5 years ago
G is the man!
yeah!
YourFanNo1 5 years ago
r u swedish?
shinkane 5 years ago
what goes with green lol
darkninja586 5 years ago
WIERD!!
stephanie94pink 5 years ago
That's the strangest bread slicing technique I ever saw G :)
bogomipz 5 years ago
This has to be one of the funniest movies on youtube!
theoblivion360 5 years ago
Qs how dus a man poo?
shinkane 5 years ago
you don't have to be a (straight) man to eat in front of the tv :p
Jenniferrr16 5 years ago
is this guy German. anyway, that was pretty funny
MoriKAshi 5 years ago
he's from norway, at least thats what his profile says..;)
LaZyLayDs 5 years ago
Hehe hilarious
coffeedonkey 5 years ago
Bra jobb me o skiva brödet där..
Follingerass 5 years ago
HAHHAHA MORE MORE MORE !!!! :D
H3ckt1K 5 years ago
u forgott the butter omg
anothercheater 5 years ago
funny vid - what's the song (and the artist)?
alagaesian 5 years ago
vent litt, what song (and who's the artist, sounds cool) is that at the start of ur vid?
alagaesian 5 years ago
terrible matpakke. i'd rather have leftovers from last wkend.
alagaesian 5 years ago
Hahah xD Den her var bra [Y] ;P
Mojjaa 5 years ago
its all good except one problem you not straight. =s
dogman91 5 years ago
That bread was made in 1943 .
Ahippi 5 years ago
when deodorant have ever been gay? lol..
different cultures in norway then.. or what accent u had.. some northern countrys
janar17 5 years ago
hehe, love it man.
X3
Radiantsky 5 years ago
sweet vid man its all funny cause its all true HAHA
jamleafer 5 years ago
haha take away the woman's spoon and take away the woman's knife
jmzkkos 5 years ago
At first I thought you were serious and then I realized you were kidding...it was funny, I liked it. Oh and can girls ask you questions?
BEXTURS 5 years ago
O_O
Thebrownstuff 5 years ago
haha funny :D
SharpAir 5 years ago
That was BRILLIANT... I love the "Take out the woman's spoon" and the "Woman's knife". I also love, "A man doesn't sleep, he has sex." BEAUTIFUL!!! I love you.
RathDeOrt 5 years ago
Its so weird seein someone on here whos first language isnt english! LOL! where are u from?! im from England...an my detective brain says ur in Europe?! (because of the AXE deodorant...(to all the americans...AXE is LYNX...continental europeans cant pronunce LYNZ!) lol! MORE PEOPLE WHO ARNT BRITISH, AMERICAN, CANADIAN or AUSTRALIA PLS!! :D
robyoung1 5 years ago
are you sure you are qualified to answer these questions? lol
salacious4u 5 years ago
funny
alsenry 5 years ago
why would you ask a straight man ANYTHING? :P
FruityMcGayMan 5 years ago
DRIIIITBRA:D
Svenooy 5 years ago
where are u from?
jgar6 5 years ago
Bra! (I'm not sure if that is right or not, but I tried my best...just for you G!)This is my favorite video of yours. Keep up the very good work.
jenter44 5 years ago
eh eh norwegians eat sandwiches with only one slice of bread xD ah ah
j/k i'm living in oslo for a year and i love norwegians =P
This is too funny
marianeves 5 years ago
i love you yor*re soo cute *n funny
SweetNightmare92 5 years ago
god this is annoying
dennisvanvreden 5 years ago
why don't you go back to watching emo boys kissing each other. seriously.
driftingsmoke 5 years ago
"Man don't sleep, they have sex" LOVE IT!
joelio90 5 years ago
haha you sound funny
joelio90 5 years ago
Love this!!
malaknajla 5 years ago
i don't think this guy knows how funny he actually is
bigpapykane 5 years ago
this is so funny!!!!lol...
prettysweetymae 5 years ago
I love ur accent, and the video is cool.
breakinbenbabe712 5 years ago
this is so sexist...lol BUT I LOVE IT muhuhahah!!! woman's spoon woman's knife. lol to funny anyway
xSw33tAsCanBex 5 years ago
hahaha Nederlands?
Tessa3110 5 years ago
haha. G is the maaan! Du rule :)
RuffiLove 5 years ago
MOARR!
ETAmsterdam 5 years ago
Oh man, this is funny ^_^
M4rsu 5 years ago
LOL!!!! A man dosnt sleep, he has sex.
xchancex 5 years ago
LOLOLOL!! "if you have skills, you can make a cool ring or something"
lon21 5 years ago
that was so cool, so funny! love it
dowes 5 years ago
are u bein sexist wif the women and mens knife/spoon its the same thing! why do men get the bigger stuff!
mazxox 5 years ago
hehehe, i think he's joking.
atlejohnny 5 years ago
Haha! You're hilarious! This is going in my faves.
BleakWaters 5 years ago
Är du ifrån Sverige? :D
Marellebe 5 years ago
LOL :)
geimveira 5 years ago
G s el hombre voluo che ñande huhuh
g s el hombre pronuncia bn nde monga1!!
cool vid!!!
Jinusi 5 years ago
Sooooooooooooooooo Funny.
MAN'S KNIFE
Hoopstr13 5 years ago
H.ey dude this ghuy is so funny ...
h.e.y how old r u dude??
h.e.y where r u from ??? your accent is kinda funny is u could answer tht would be cool!!
kk bye th way hilarious not shy at all great people would like to meet u jajajajajloli dunno if i can jajajajajjajajajajlolololjajaj
kk bye
Jinusi 5 years ago
hahahah this guy is HILARIOUS!!!
xanish 5 years ago
is this the little dancing dwarf guy from "Twin Peaks"??
turtlemurderer 5 years ago
Got to love it!!! Fortsett videre G!!!
LittleEmoChii 5 years ago
ju spik veri gudd inglisj
imteh1337 5 years ago
Are you sure your straight?
yellowbrickboy88 5 years ago
men don't sleep...lol
lookoverdere 5 years ago
good job!!
I like the way that you cook. it's so easy. LOL
wingbb 5 years ago
haha, fettbra:D
kattrineo 5 years ago
i luv his answer for "what goes with green"
fr35tyle 5 years ago
LOVE the last question!! :D
streamlinedata 5 years ago
where do you come from? and what's that song in the beggining
theJasiu2 5 years ago
dat was so not funny
xxxkittyxxx06 5 years ago
you talk like a gay man
frex23 5 years ago
why do egyptians always ask for my webcam when I talk to them over the internet
xghettohoodx 5 years ago
amazing video!
, and good english too
rainingblood6969rain 5 years ago
very nice
jaybirdeyes 5 years ago
Hey you almost cut your fingers!!! Watch it man!!!!
eoalvarez 5 years ago
lol i like the answer to what goes with green
rawrxx23 5 years ago
then um why are pheromones more expensive? would you care to explain?
locotronix 5 years ago
girls are better than boys
but it was fun
xxEzMaxx 5 years ago
lol funny. and ppl it dont matter he is just being a normal teen... and shut up about his lisp ... jeez not everyone is speciel.. and my guess is in norwa? lol so that could give some reason for him not knowing english??
vampire553 5 years ago
very crackin funny :D
neox100 5 years ago
Wow...your immature idealistic views of male sexual activity, domestic skills, and life habits aren't that amusing...there is no such thing as a "women's spoon/knife" or a "man's spoon/knife". Life habits are based on personal perference and the views shown here are an iraddicate form of today's grotesque slumish formation of humanity.
omgwtfitsfaith 5 years ago
u clearly have no humour!
bubblegumboy08 5 years ago
I think he was joking...maybe? =P
Moreba 5 years ago
If we teach that women are inferior and that men are "more almighty" and need larger utensils then children are obviously going to believe that women are inferior to men and that is not what we need right now. Right now there is so much gender discrimination going on.
omgwtfitsfaith 5 years ago
In the middle east women are being killed for peacefully protesting to get their rights. KILLED...maybe you should think of that next time you call a female inferior to a man, now shouldnt you? By influencing the though that men need more than women and seem more almighty, we might as well just slap them across their face while we're at it
omgwtfitsfaith 5 years ago
actually, him spewing this nonsense at us is pretty funny.
he's talking about a spoon and a knife. what does that have to with middle-eastern women?
driftingsmoke 5 years ago
He uses the untensils if they had gender requirements, such as only men can be lawyers, and women can only be paralegals, his kind are totally irradicating all conscious from our minds and hypnotising our society into that of a sexisimically based one where women are inferior, such as middle eastern societies
omgwtfitsfaith 5 years ago
well im ssssssssssick of ur lissssssssssssssssssssssssp
pauldonald 5 years ago
love ur kitchen ^^
zay888 5 years ago
the male spoon is great^^
yannique 5 years ago
even if i am gay...this is awesome...may i have the man's knife?
sintox84 5 years ago
shure!
GistheName 5 years ago
awesome
Psykl0pz 5 years ago
great!! loving it!!
rambosko 5 years ago
Yeye (:
Molde jazz t-skjorte og greier ;)
aprikos3 5 years ago
HAHA... "take out the woman's spoon and put in the man's spoon"...very funny dude
davidbowesuk 5 years ago
G, you should do another episode of this. It is really funny.
mediadrone01 5 years ago
3 thumbs up!!! This is hilarious!!! Has William seen this vid yet?
beachbumde 5 years ago
Loves It!
Maybe i'll convert to hetrosexuality after this cool advice!
C.
tabloidjunk 5 years ago
One of my favorites, man. Keep it up.
HaikuBanter 5 years ago
LOL DO NOT EAT AT THE TABLE!
Jawstaysun 5 years ago
Hahah this is great
PhrexianZero 5 years ago
"what goes with green? .... how the f*ck would I know?" and that's when I gave this video 5 stars
arewethereyet 5 years ago
The end is so nice, I didn't expected this joke at all ^^
zazaincalifornia 5 years ago
Very nice, YES - in front of the TV!!!
ness19dsm 5 years ago
awsome videos!!!! i like u smosh and lonelygirl AWSOME!!! but i like GISTHENAME AND SMOSH!!!
prettysweetymae 5 years ago
Best video ever man :) I can't wait for the next episode, and I got a question for it:
How does a man do the laundry?
Lawrusik 5 years ago
thats good advice although you are way too young to know if you are straight or gay
bebotemx 5 years ago
LOL
another fag
ness19dsm 5 years ago
He he... Drit bra, stå på!
Goraks 5 years ago
lmao.. strawberry is sooo manly.. and that flower plate. damn.
slobbergoat 5 years ago
hahaha .. a womans spoon ...
sammyblot 5 years ago
You are a retard, dumbfuck.
Du er en skam for Molde
arneg1234 5 years ago
Fukkin awesome, good work!
heeroeyuy 5 years ago
man you suck big time...
galerandyaddict 5 years ago
you are just jealous gay
ness19dsm 5 years ago
you are too cute!!!!
lonelycheza 5 years ago
Learn proper english
porco 5 years ago
actually, learn some norwegian. maybe you could understand his accent then.
driftingsmoke 5 years ago
du høres ut som en robot egentli hehe
kjetilpetil 5 years ago
How does a straight man make such good videos? Or is he gay?! Dun dun dun
JosephKessell 5 years ago
Funney. Thanks for all that straight man wisdom.
weenie87 5 years ago
bruv your hilarous
percythepen 5 years ago
a man doesnt sleep he has sex! im still laughing
Dreadnaught1985 5 years ago
haha so funny
eunbin6390 5 years ago
lol yer i reckon it was!
Thupore 5 years ago
and you call it "cooking"??
lol!
maybe your next trip could be to italy ;)
iiEnIgMaii 5 years ago
A cool ring or something. LOL
fatpoop619 5 years ago
how do men sleep? they dont sllep they have sex HAHA hilarious
InuYasha2795 5 years ago
omg this is great lol :D
BDavis0185 5 years ago
lol ... and I have a question... how do you want your women to look?...
Sniezo 5 years ago
I have a question. :]
How do straight men get dates?
sarahirenef 5 years ago
postgirobygget ftw!great vid, hva faen? engelsk? ahaha alle engelsk folka forstår ikke en dritt av hva jeg sier, la oss baksnakke noen! mwahahah digga det med kvinne skjea og mans skjea! nice1 (og dette er bare for å forvirre engelskfolka) and thats what I think of the English people! have a good one..
LovaBoij 5 years ago
hahaha i cant stop watching this its hilarious!!!