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  • ...the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace, the savage races throughout the world. At the same time the anthropomorphous apes … will no doubt be exterminated. The break between man and his nearest allies will then be wider, for it will intervene between man in a more civilised state, as we may hope, even than the Caucasian, and some ape as low as a baboon, instead of as now between the negro or Australian and the gorilla. Charles Darwin, 1890

  • He's excellent at accents. I still think Scottish is the best though.

  • A recent study has found that approximately 10% of Aussies hold the stereotypical badass personality traits.

    Australia is 10% living breathing stereotype.

    the same study found that 90% of australians neither live nor breathe.

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  • Adam Hills is a brilliant comedian. Foreigners often hear that real fake/diluted Aussie accent that actors have on American TV that all proper Aussies cringe at. You can tell the difference and I agree, the fake accent is annoying. But then there is more than one accent obviously. Queenslanders sound different to me, even Victorians there is no generic accent.

  • As an Aussie I only know two Aussies that go up at the end of sentences

  • @MarcusMiddleton maybe the friggin poms should try to sound more Australian!

  • @Gtsmomaro308 The English gentleman has a lovely sounding voice. You Austrailians sound and act like savages. And your attack on me proves why we shipped you out there in the first place. Now then!!!

  • @MarcusMiddleton these "English gentlemen" you talk about are not pleasing to listen to at all, especially on the girls.

    As for the shipping..well only 5% of Australians have convict ancestry, that is quite a small portion... and even then the convicts that were sent here were only for minor crimes that you probably wouldn't even get fined for in present times - they stole loaves of bread for their starving families.

  • @RemissionGh5Band I think you are very wrong. Woman have always fallen for a well spoken man and all men love the sound of an English rose. Hollywood loves a British accent. And the original Aussies were criminals, stealing a loaf is still theft, more primitive countries would have cut their hands off. Now then

  • @MarcusMiddleton Ok I'll admit I like bits about the british accent...I think it fits well within comedy acts that are done by english people, it adds more humour to it..but why are you hating on us because of our accent? did we do anything wrong to you?

  • @RemissionGh5Band You have the wrong idea old boy, I'm not hating on you. I just think the aussie accent can be a little acidic. There are also some British accents that I find off putting and heaven forbid but have you ever heard someone from the south of the US. If it makes you feel better you tend to beat the Britts at sports. Even though we did invent them.

  • That made me laugh so hard! As an American, when I first came to Australia people would say things like "How warm is it outside?!" and I would be like "Uhh pretty warm I think?"

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  • An Australian accent really is rather disturbing. Australians should try to sound a little more British

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  • now say boat.

  • "I find you guilty of murder?"

    Soda everywhere...

  • A question that doesn't need answering is called a rhetorical question Adam. BTDubs, I'm Aussie (;

  • Yorkshire and representing. and yeah thats about right!

  • i think Australian accent is HOT! :)

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  • the most annoying NOPE. I find the aussie accent very sexy. and lets be real aussies are REAL MEN. They put up with all those poisonous shits in aus :P The indian accent on the other hand...can get annoying

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  • everyone has accents and i hate people who say 'oh i don't have an accent.'

    yes you do you fucking twat or do you sound like everyone else on the planet at once?

  • he doesnt really have a very strong australian accent. I love australian accents they are so sexy.

  • I don't think there's anything annoying about the Aussie accent at all :P

  • @UlyssesWeber Wow, you must be new to the Internet. STOP INJECTING LOGIC INTO MY FUN!!1!!1!11 And look up the definition of a troll again, I can assure you that I am doing my job correctly. Thank-you and have a nice day~

  • @misspika272727 Shut the fuck up you stupid fat slut

  • Only way to get an Aussie angry at you: Compare them to an American.

    Guaranteed to get you killed.

    :D

  • @Ocicat101 Compare anyone to Americans they will kill you. Specially canadians.

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  • Adam Hills has got to be one of the most outstanding talents in Australia .. skilled in a multitude of media / entertainment domains .. plus, a lovely element of humility runs thru his persona ... & I hope the ABC fully realises just what a great Value-Added Factor that his presence on the payrollbrings to our national broadcaster ...

  • FUCK OFF ADAM! Its the americans that have the ending upward infliction.

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 Really? I've been told by multiple people (Not Americans, of course) that we tend to end our sentences and words "aggressively" or "confidently" and not as if we are asking a question? Not all of us talk like a stereotypical teenage girl (regardless of nationality)? I'm sick of people thinking that we have the most annoying accent? I think every American here knows what I'm talking about? I hope this helped you understand Americans more? Thanks for reading?

  • @misspika272727 Do you go around talking to people on the street? people you don't know and have never met and just stand there and voice your opinion like it matters?

    My insult was directed at ADAM HILLS. not some pretentious twat on the other side of the planet who thinks everyone needs to hear what he/she has to say.

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 It's amazing how easy it is to enrage people on Youtube? Are you really that gullible? Haven't you ever heard about not feeding the trolls? Try harder next time and maybe you're rebuttal will have more of an impact? Ok, sweetie?

  • @misspika272727 Cool story slut guts :D

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 You really couldn't have thought of a more original and less juvenile insult? Pathetic, don't you think?

  • @misspika272727 yes indeed, you are pathetic. bye bye.

  • @qotsaandsoadfan1 oh joy your all getting along so nicely

  • @misspika272727 oh joy your all getting along so nicely

  • @RemissionGh5Band So, are you saying that you want a grilled cheese sandwich, or am I literally a grilled cheese sandwich? Your insult does not grammatically make any sense?

  • @misspika272727 oh noes, looks like we have some grammatically retarded nazi on our hands... you know exactly what I mean

  • @RemissionGh5Band No, it doesn't make sense? You should add a comma if you wanted to have the full effect of the pathetic insult to shine through? But it's stupid, lame, and completely infantile so it has no effect to begin with? Maybe expand your horizons when it comes to creatively insulting someone, because you tend to make a damn fool of yourself?

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  • @misspika272727 listen kitchen lady, all i asked for was a grilled cheese sandwich, not an argument, which on the internet is quite fucking stupid.

  • @RemissionGh5Band The fact that you are asking for someone to make you a grilled cheese sandwich on the internet is quite fucking stupid, actually? And your continuous participation in this "argument" is quite fucking stupid? It's quite fucking stupid that you even responded back? Maybe you're just fucking stupid?

  • @misspika272727 why are you asking me questions that don't need answering? is it trying to show a representation of how i talk? or are you just a fat ugly nigger?

  • @RemissionGh5Band I'm actually white, so I can't technically be a nigger? And, since it's apparent that you forgot, but the question marks are representative of upward inflection in tone of voice, as stated in the video? Not exactly questions? But it seems like you have difficulty understanding the most basic of concepts so it doesn't surprise me at all?

  • @misspika272727 lol i love how people get so technical over youtube. Keep the smart ass stuff for school kid. You're the one who seems to be getting all worked up over this, not me..u mad 5 lyf

  • @RemissionGh5Band It's amusing how you say "u mad" when you are the one obviously getting trolled? Are you too stupid to realize that? The fact that you think you turned the tables is extremely amusing? I can only imagine you as some fat, butthurt basement dweller now, raging in his mother's basement over the fact that he can't outsmart some random person on YouTube, of all places? Maybe you should go outside for once? I heard the graphics are amazing and there is no lag?

  • @misspika272727 behold the woman mentality, i'm right your wrong, nag nag nag. The only person here getting angry is you, you're the one who is writing essays on how i'm wrong in every single aspect

  • @misspika272727 Dam, I guess you got me there. Some hero from thousands of miles away who knows nothing about me just called me a fat butthurt basement dweller, must be correct right? i mean like youtube is my life and when somebody talks to me like that, i get really upset y'know, thanks :(

  • @RemissionGh5Band You can't even get "you're" or "your" in correct usage consistently, how pathetic? And being easily trolled, which includes the fact that you keep taking the bait, is also pathetic? Your comebacks aren't even creative or insulting? It's like something a young child would say, like when they first learn how to swear? You also spelled "damn" wrong? Also, learn how to use commas correctly, as stated before? Then your pathetic comebacks may have more meaning?

  • @misspika272727 i'm not trying to make my comebacks "creative or insulting". Last time I checked this is youtube, not english class. The comments I write back take me 30 seconds, max 40. So Mr or Mrs (you probably look like a man anyway) grammar expert, this is my last reply. Have fun with your "win" over the internet and remember, winning an argument over the internet is like winning the special olympics, you're still retarded no matter what. Can I get a capital S for Special?

  • @RemissionGh5Band Awww, you try so hard? Troll harder, my autistic friend?

  • @misspika272727 I know Australians have a really irritating accent... But please stop enforcing the stereotype of Americans poking their nose into things that don't really concern them. Also about "not feeding the trolls". Wasn't that exactly what you were doing when you replied to his comment? Please, get yourselves into a stable financial condition before you start criticising every body else. Okay?

  • we don't have accents, the rest of the world does.

  • @RemissionGh5Band Sounds like something a Minnesotan would say. "I don't have an accent, everyone else does."

  • @RemissionGh5Band yeah you are the founders of english language and it's accent... right.

  • @vubevube sense of humour, do you have one?

  • @RemissionGh5Band apparently not as shallow as the comment author. i enjoyed the video though.

  • @vubevube Bad day at the office mate?

  • @frankovich213 maybe, i'm better now, sorry for that :)

  • @RemissionGh5Band mother of God !

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  • Jesus will always be Australian to me now

  • The only accent that is more annoying than ours is the Kiwi's... fush and chups, bru, fush and chups.

  • haha! this means us aussies have a sense of humour, we can insult ourselves and dont give a shit!

  • @mac13ane You got that from the irish immigrants they have one of the best witty self insulting sense of humours.

  • What the hell is with all these caps lock psycho comments? Do you people have anything better to do than to spam a funny video?

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  • Can somebody tell me what he's saying at 0:31-0:35?

  • @duytan411 'I'm afraid you're going to be high court judges in 30 years time heading down verdicts.....'

  • @HabHiddenCam Thank you HabHiddenCam. If you have time, could you do me a favour of sending the whole typed one to me ^^ As I'm studying English, I really want to find out why I cannot hear that so as to improve. But if you don't, it's ok :) Thank you so much for that.

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  • Focking shite. LOL

  • He's just not funny.

    

  • Jesus was Italian/Israelian

  • @lifethelifetoday way to not get the joke.

  • As a New Zealander I can not stand the Australian accent. I am sorry but I just absolutely hate it.

  • @appleism100 haha really? sorry bud our accents are 90% the same

  • @YouveStolenMyEyes Sorry but I disagree. Watch comparison videos, we are not really a like. Maybe 5% but that's it. That's just my opinion.

  • @YouveStolenMyEyes

    Nope, ur either not listening or u just haven't met enough of us.

    Watch Fat Pizza.

  • @appleism100 Fare enough.

    & Kiwi's only have 3 vowles O, U & Eh.

  • @appleism100 I am Australian and was just in New Zealand 2 weeks. The accents are very, very similar. Really strong NZ accents diverge sharply from Aust ones, but for many people, the accents are almost identical.

  • funny... we here in cork ( republic of Ireland ) also go up in our sentence as well

  • When he started speaking in that Dutch accent I lost. my. shit. laughing!! I'm from the Netherlands, so it was extremely funny to me because we actually sound like that.

  • I love this guy, his TV show Spicks and Specs is/was

    a classic, I'm sure there is footage of it on youtube.

    Cheers Adam, keep us laughing "mate."

  • I'm Australian, and I just realised that my voice goes up at the end of every sentence. Haha.

  • I want an Australian bf.... :)

  • @MISS2SUPERNINJAS Ok, I love Canucks @_@

  • @Lionheart1188 way tooooo!

  • @MISS2SUPERNINJAS AuuuStrayliYah ^_^

  • i hate how the girls make every single fucking sentence a question...

  • LOOOL... i gotta get used with aussie accent...

  • He also forgot to add that the word "mate" has been replaced with "cunt"

  • proppa love this.. and being from yorkshire.. this makes me laugh a hell of a lot XD

  • Spot on Yorkshire accent ;)

  • mmmmmmmm... australian...

  • Hahaha I'm French! Good imitation :D

    This guy is really funny, I have to check more of his videos!

  • Ilove His accent

  • what is the difference of this accent?british,irish,scottish,­aussie

  • Australians = Canadians with a British Accent

  • @DrRandomFactor american, british with ductch accent

  • we have an accent? jk

  • he looks a lot like Chris Barrie at 2:40

  • US accent is better...

  • @lkj17 i doubt it

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  • @TheBlondieGirl12 but i can say Kevin Rudd's accent is very well.

  • Doesn't our Aussie accent rule? :P

  • God bless Australia,Aussies and their accent!!

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  • hahahaha i'm dutch..but this is soo funnyyy!!

  • Captain Cook would actually have had a Middlesbrough accent since that is where he was from. Check out Boro Rangers, Teeside Tin Tin or Middlesbrough Darth Vader for a laugh.

  • I adore Austrailians and their accents.

  • poking shayt.cool

  • Liking or disliking an accent is a personal choice. Just like liking or disliking some sort of food.

    Personally I love the Australian accent but only when it's spoken properly and not imitated. My favorite I'd have to say is a nice southern american accent. If I could choose though, I would definetly choose a "neutral" American accent.

  • @sbiiine No such thing as a neutral American accent...I thought I had one, but whenever I travel out of minnesota, people always make fun of my "accent"

  • @jcdoll07 I disagree. Of course when you live in America it's hard to get a "neutral" accent. When I went there people told me several times that I could be from any part of the States...that's what I understand by "neutral". They actually told my friend that she had a Minnesota accent :) and I didn't hear that big of a difference between my accent and hers.

  • Damn! If only I'd taken that Speech and Diction class! Then my American accent wouldn't be so horrid and I could earn the approval of every nation.

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  • i love aussie guys

  • How good is the weather today ahhaah

  • The idea that Australians use High Rising Terminal is pretty much a myth that was a prevalent idea in the UK in the 1980s. It was said that children in the UK started speaking like that because of 'Neighbours'. It was always claimed that "linguists had detected it" but it was never an actualy linguist telling the story.

  • Adam Hills is probs one of our greatest comedians! Loved this!

  • the judge part got me alright!!!! :))))

  • I don't know what gave a previous kind contributor from one of the mother countries the idea that Australians are at all insecure, unless it was the words of the dropkick in the video. He tries to be a comedian, but so far has convinced only the pre-pubescent of that.

  • @TheCtrlr Lighten up.Adam Hills is a great comedian,well known in Aus & he UK,and Australian Question Intonation is a confirmed dialectical pattern that is now being heard in other English speaking countries.(Think the Valley Girl 'Whatever!" accent.)Australians aren't necessarily insecure,but the Great Cultural Cringe and a sense we aren't as cultured as the Motherland HAs been a part of our social history.We're going up,but AQI DOES exist.He's having fun with it.Don't be quick to offend

  • I like Australian, American,

    But for a British person, why do I hate both Chav and Posh accents?

  • I like the English language. Don't care much about the accent

  • To all Australians: Don't let Adam make you more insecure than you already are! Your accent is perfection. As a Brit I did love the line "In a rare display of optimism"- yup, that's us, glass half empty and never get our hopes up.

  • Your got a love hearing an Australian accent.

    Hearing an Australian accent is a bit like hearing English after its been thrown into a tree shredder, unlike the Americans who just throw the dictionary.

  • how funny was that?

  • woo for yorkshire 

  • Lol at the dutch >.< so true though :D

  • I hate it when people say all British people talk posh. The're like more than 10 different accents in