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  • I don't know why you don't make videos anymore Pat but miss you making them but still love the ones that are here though Always make me laugh and you don't have to say a word

  • Is that song form the "Little Rascals"?

  • excellent video mate :-)

  • Pat! I didn't know you had such guns!!

  • I miss Patflix :(

  • Update: Only one more year to go now before you get those "Senior's" discounts!

  • GEEEZ PAT!!!

    What in the hell happend to you???? DAYUM!!

    I'm sorry. I just had to say that. I'm laughing cause I know you have sense of humor and can giggle at my awful sense of humor. I'll stick to music.

  • Whenever I'm feeling old I watch this video. LMAO. Awesome.

  • HA! Senior discounts. A little more than a year away. I'm freakin' out. Glad you like the vid.

  • you go, ol boy! give em hell!

  • great vidio.

    ive just watched two ..gonna watch more.ill be forty seven. im old enough to understand.but young enough to laugh about it.

    You too I see ..C0ool

  • Old as dirt? Nah...

    Old as mud?? Maybe. ;)

  • Then social security kicks in...

  • I can't believe I'm getting close to Social Security age. How did that happen so damn fast??!!?

  • Dude, you look like Iggy Pop. That's a compliment, by the way

  • Iggy Pop is in great shape for his age. So yeah. I'll take it as a compliment. Thanks.

  • The old flexing-the-arm trick..

    Works every time!

    That bully won't be kicking sand in your face

    at the beach anymore!

  • Flexing the arm trick. The muscle was CGI.  I had to pay Industrial Light and Magic 10 grand for that shot. Thank god for digital fx.

  • LMAO!

    That was so damn cute!

    Nice bicep, btw ;)

  • I'm replying to a comment you left 4 weeks ago. I've been in a haze of distraction for the last month. You probably don't remember what your comment was. Anyway...here's my reply:

    Windows Movie Maker has an "Add Bicep" feature. Seems to work pretty well.

    (place rimshot here)

  • lol, I wish it did, I'd be constantly using it...

    Great vid, though it does scare me that it passes so quick, and I'm only 29.. :P ;)

  • WizborgMKII : I was 29 once....I think. Too bad Windows Movie Maker doesn't have a "Make Me Look 29 Again" feature. I think Final Cut Pro does. Time for an upgrade.

  • Does it have a take-away rubber tire feature?

  • you're so cool.

  • 53 looks younger everyday!

  • Pat yo are one awesome guy, much love man :)

  • Thank you!!!!!!

  • you're old dude.

    "i am the walrus"

    "i am the walrus"

  • "Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"

  • I'm not gonna make fun of your age now cuz I hope I look as good when I'm 53. But about those glasses when you were 17... lol!

  • I'm blind as a bat. Wear contacts now. Those glasses weighed a ton!!

  • minimum wage is slavery, and aging is a sign the universe is evil - slow decay, just what the devil ordered

    now if we had a living minimum wage... that would be different, a kind of more comfortable aging evil process of getting older as the universe around us transforms while not caring about our staying alive indefinitely...

  • Excellent! Ageed, agreed and agreed

  • you remind me of a middle aged trucker, face is showing age, but his biceps look young

    as per a researcher i know, whites show age by skin the most, of the three main races - so we can look older but have fit bodies as well... my mom's skin in crawling, the worst skin cancers, all of them minus the melanoma deadly one so far in her 70s, but she will probably out live my dad whose skin looks 15-20 years younger, and he's almost the same age...

  • Pat............ You are awesome. I know how you feel.

    It's not so much getting old.... it's just not being young anymore that sucks.

    Don't worry, soon we'll be able to hide our own Easter eggs. Until then, we can insist on paying double at Denny's..... just to show those punks who's still in charge. ;o)

    Peace Brother!

  • Oh shit, almost forgot to mention.....NICE GUNS! What do you feed those pythons?

  • Fish sticks.

  • THAT"S what I'm talking about!

  • Hide our own Easter eggs!! Cuz we'd forget...yeah...what was I talking about?

    I hate it when we go to Denny's and the waitress opens my menu to the senior page before handing to me.

  • Next time tell her you have Progeria and ask to see the kids menu.

    Personally, I'm too proud to ever think about accepting a discount for being old and shitty, so I plan to just start stealing stuff wherever I go to supplement my fixed income.

    Also, I can't wait to leave my turn signal on permanently!

  • Oh that's good. DAMN!! The day will come when I can use the Progeria line. AND I WILL....if I remember.

  • Hey Pat, Age is just a number because I know that I am still 16 in my head!!

  • I agree. I'm about 16 in my head too. Except on the first of every month when all the bills arrive. Then I feel old again.

  • 53 years young

  • Sometimes I'm 53 years young. Other times I'm 53 years OLD. Kinda depends on my mood.

  • I feel your pain. I received a membership packet from AARP and I am still 10 years away from being eligible. WTF?

    Pat, It looks like someone has been taking their Geritol! Good job and great video!

  • Me too, Bill. I was getting AARP mail years ago. Felt like I was being hurried into old age.

    Geritol. Ha! I remember that Lawrence Welk's show was sponsored by Geritol (I had to watch it whenever I was at my grandma's house).

  • Dammit, I don't feel my age, either! I'm one helluva lot more physically active and faster thinking than some teenagers I know, so much so you'd think I have relatives from Krypton.

    Yeah, you TELL them whippersnappers what's WHAT, Pat!

    Move over, minimum wage! LOL!!!!!!!

  • I kind of regret that minimum wage line. Makes me sound like a cranky, old elitist. It's an old Al Bundy line from "Married With Children" that was funny when he delivered it.

  • Don't worry. In the heart of it all minimum wage is a comedians best tool to relate to his crowd or make himself intune with the public. I say classic. What would have been more classic in a related note is a perhaps; " LIsten stoner! I don't know what kinda hell you and your family is putting your grandpa through or your dang uncle for that matter, I just came here to eat my cotton candy like everyone else and piss myself on rides like everyone else. If you dont' like it say hello 2 my lil

  • ChrisWatch: I agree. Don't sweat it, Pat. After all, I make minimum wage and I wasn't offended in the least.

  • Minimum wage is actually a good thing. If you're making minimum wage, your overhead is probably pretty low. I don't make a lot of money, but what I do make all goes to overhead. I'm drowning!!!

  • Say hello to my little friend!!!!!!

  • You don't look 53, especially for a white guy -- judging from most of the people, white people seem to age faster then any other race -- I'd say late 40's

    btw nice bicep muscle; I'd be intimidated

    just my 2 cents

  • Ya know....I never thought the day would come when I would consider it a compliment to be told that I look like I'm in my late 40's. Well...that day is here. Thank you.

  • "white people seem to age faster then any other race"

    So true!

  • metamucil

  • HA!!!! I had to look up metamucil to see what it does. I've heard the name all my life but never knew exactly what it was. Thanks for the...umm...suggestion.

  • haha, very nice Pat!

  • Thank you.

  • Well ... it's not *quite* what I asked for after my tooth removal, plus you made me laugh at the end, which hurt my mouth, but still a great video, and it cheered me up while waiting for my next fistful of Nurofen!

    Plus it was good to finally get to see how the hair regrowth is going!

  • Hi Ari...I wish I had a fistful of Nurofen. I don't know what Nurofen is, but I'll try anything. I hate dentists. Hope you're doing well.

  • Nurofen is a brand name of ibuprofen, my fave painkiller. Taking lots of them, together with hourly hot salt water mouthwashes, is keeping me going at the moment!

    Much as I dislike visiting the dentist, especially for extractions, this guy is the nicest and best dentist in the world - explains everything in advance (including all the nasty sounds and pain) (which I much prefer to being left ignorant), and does the job really well and with minimum problems. Is it wrong to like a dentist?!

  • Hahaha agreed with pearmanator.

    Besides that, love the glasses =D

  • Coke bottle glasses. Thank god for contacts.

  • awesome, great music, and what a face

  • Thanks. The face. I haven't always looked like the Crypt Keeper.

  • still young at heart tho .

    Thats what counts !

  • Young at heart?  Sometimes.

  • I am the prehistoric flora and fauna from which your dirt was made. Great video youngster.

    "We are 25 year old people trapped in ageing containers." Sucks doesn't it?

  • "I am the prehistoric flora and fauna from which your dirt was made."

    THAT is a great line!!!! Thanks Stuart.

  • Haha, I love this :P

  • Thanks.

  • loved it!

  • Thanks!

  • Pat you are a genius. I'm going to Disneyland with you! No punk kid with acne and whose voice is still changing is gonna keep us off of the good rides.

  • Damn skippy Steve. We'll show those punks a thing or two with our canes.

  • Yeah! I've got one of those three pronged canes. We can do some serious damage and get on the front of that damn ride. We'll show those snot nosed little porch monkeys. Dumbasses! LOL

  • Oh my!!! If you coud've seen how hard I laughed when I read this. I've known you since we were 12, and I KNOW what a great person you are. Therefore, I realize that you meant "Porch Monkey" in a non-racist way. Paste this URL in your browser and watch a clip from the great CLERKS 2.

    /watch?v=A6OselVRTsM

  • I am with the guy in the clip. The first time I ever heard that phrase was from a neighbor who used it as an alternative to "ankle biters" refering to his children. Now that I know that it's racist I won't use it again.

  • WOW 53? You don't look a day over 60! (Just kidding) Someone told me growing old is not for sissies, you got arms like Pop-Eye, you got no problems.

  • "WOW 53? You don't look a day over 60!"

    HA! That would make a great greeting card.

    Trust me...growing old is a bitch.

  • See, at least you're still young at heart!

    I mean, with all the yelling at neighborhood kids, and the taking forever to pay at the store, that you must be doing, to actually find the time to upload youtube videos... well, you sir sound like a hip granpa to me! xD

  • Thanks. But I'm not a grandpa (in the literal sense) yet.

  • Yeah, no, I thought so. 53 really isn't an age for that yet. Just wanted to support the "really really old" motive here. :)

  • You mean to say that I've been in the golden age since the last two years?!

    Where's the gold lol!

    You looked pretty good at seventeen, in my case most of the damage was already done...

    But the power of the mind and of love does work out good for all that don't call it quit. I won't say the best is coming, but for sure in many ways, it ain't the whorst;-) Happy Bonne Fête mon Friend!!!

  • Boucrate my friend. I was still a 'good boy' at 17. I did all my damage during my 20's and 30's. Kind of a late bloomer. And yes....I believe the worst is behind me.

  • Haha great!! I love you man!

  • Meabelle...I thought of your "Lost Youth" video when I slapped this one together. It's kind of a strange sequel to your vid.

  • Wow, really? That's great! Thanks!

  • Sigh..I know what you mean but remember: We are not getting older, we are getting better!

  • Lol true =)

  • I hope it's true. I'm still waiting for some solid evidence.

  • We certainly handle situations better. I can't do 100 push-ups anymore, though.

  • Oh my... I must say you look so much better today than on that age 17 photograph! (At the first glance I thought it was the girlfriend of Mr Bean! *lol*)

  • Mr. Beans girlfriend?? HA!!!!

  • pat your the man! your my favorite part about youtube.

  • WOW......thank you!

  • god dammit you are still freaken sexy

  • BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!!!

  • All of a sudden I'm feeling old.

  • You are

  • Mike's tellin' it like it is. Brutal!

  • Feeling old is one thing. BEING old is quite another.

  • Nice guns you (older-than-dirt) stud!

    I lol'd at your yearbook photo there. For what it's worth (coming from another oldish, hetero, white male), I think you are much better looking now than at 17 ;)

    But OH! Wouldn't it be swell to be seventeen again?.... Huh? What's that? Speak up! I can't hear so well on my left side anymore.

    On the bright side consider this: The more we age, the the larger the pool of "gorgeous" women becomes! AND that's not a bad thing!

  • Hey Dave!!! Great to hear from you. You're right....the pool of gorgeous women becomes larger. Unfortunately, it only serves to remind me how swell it really WOULD be to be 17 again.

  • ur not that old! ^_^

  • Thanks. I just hope I'm not the oldest fart on YouTube.

  • Dirt ain't THAT old.

  • HA!!!

  • oh Boy! gee golies I can't wait till I'm 50 years old. Disney theaters and food will be much cheaper; And my muscles will be smooth and big, so I can bully around minimum wage workers to respect my rights. Sit around and complain all day how the present is full of nothing but sissies and babies compared to the past. Talk about real clever comedy. How women use to be women. HOw men use to fight like men. HOw workers use to actually work. and how serial killers actually killed with knives!:)

  • Yikes. Please consider the era I grew up in. I'm nothing like what you described. I sure hope you didn't think so.

  • lol no. I was thinking I probably should think of your era, but then came the ugly truth of my era from now, or the era I'm used to hearing. All of which I'm not familiar with yet. SO I went with the old classic route that we all end up saying/hearing deep down in the heart of it all. (I was saying this when I was 15 to 12 year olds.) Great video. It's just right ya know.

  • Thanks. I was really worried that I came across like a person who would say or think those things. I've known people like that all my life. The only good thing I can say about them is that they showed me what I DIDN'T want to become. Thanks for clearing that up. I damn near took the video down. I'm dead serious.

  • lol sorry. I wanted to be part of this epic video too :P.

    Thats strange. I haven't recieved this comment of yours. I was looking through comments and seen that you were replying and for some reason I read this comment on page 2. and thought. Thats pretty epic, I should read it see who almost made him take down the video. Hmm why am I saying epic a lot. Thanks for replying :P. Your comedy is always entertaining and interstingly obscure in a soothing calm sorta way. :P Keep it up!

  • We still love your old ass pat!

    Jk

    But we still do love ya.

  • HA!  Thanks.

  • I still find myself trying to remember what year it is, I start in the 80's, then 90's till I figure out it's 2000 and something, forget about knowing what day it is all together! Time goes so fast, that's why I go to Disneyland so much. sigh

  • I really liked your Disneyland videos. I need a return trip. It's been about 5 years.

  • I'm going to San Diego at the end of the summer to visit some family, between when I leave work and when I step into college, and one of the things I'm really looking forward to is hitting up Disneyland again. It's been something like seven or eight years since I last went. I like to joke that this might be my last chance to have a stress-free Disneyland trip, that I'm about to cross that age-line that makes it a nightmare, but in my heart of hearts I know that place will always be fun.

  • really? I didn't think anyone watched those! Only bad thing about Disneyland is it's sooooo expensive. All the really cool stuff is pricey. I've done the cheap trips so many times I want to experience pricey now! But in the meantime living in Vegas keeps me entertained!

  • oh yeah and the poster has me baffled, what is it?

  • The poster that's behind me in the video? It's for the film "The Wrestler". Ya know....the 'Mickey Rourke is back' movie.

  • Ah hell, Pat. If you look like that at 53 (45 for that matter!), y'ain't doing too bad. :)

  • That's very nice of you to say.

  • Little did I know this video was going to be a gun show : P

  • It took every ounce of energy I had to make my arm do that.

  • you are the man Pat

  • The OLD man.

  • Aw, it's ok Pat, 53 is the new 17.

    If you've been keeping up with house and scrubs you'd realize the wonders humor and modern medicine can do now adays.

  • 53 is the new 17. HA!!!! I'll keep that in mind.

  • I kind of like Pat the way he is now. He looks like a young lawyer in that old picture.

  • That was my senior (high school senior) portrait. They made us wear jackets and ties on picture day.

  • As you get older you realize how quickly time goes by. At 17, I thought 35 was forever away - it was literally my entire life thus far. Another 18 years and I'll be 53, and now I've seen that amount of time in my adult life and I feel I'd better get moving!

    I really liked this one, when I first saw the title I thought maybe it was a football score, or a song by Chicago.

  • You are absolutely right. We perceive time differently when we have more time under our belts to perceive. You know what I mean.

  • haha, nice one patflix, i feel the same way and im "only" at 49 :)

  • Hang in there brother. We geriatrics have to stick together.

  • LOL Well, I'm also 53, but I can't match those biceps! And I agree... Disney, don't stand in my way, I'm going on the dangerous rides! Haha!! Great video! :)

  • You don't look 53. You look just like my 54 year old friend's younger brother (who is 45).

    Dangerous rides!!! The only rides worth the wait.

  • Wow, nice arms. How could I miss that? The "Oh, really" expression was priceless.

  • I was pretty...umm...cranky when I shot this. The 'oh really' expression was sincere. HI LIS!!!!!!!!

  • Pretty good bicep for such a dinosaur!

    :P

  • Thanks Jim....but I prefer 'fossil'.

  • Nice guns Pat! Awesome vid, I feel your pain.

  • Thanks Mike. But I had Industrial Light and Magic enhance that shot.

  • For the first minute and eight seconds of this video, I reflected upon how different people view aging. Specifically, how I view it. I reflected upon how, rather than rejecting it, I embrace it, and how, at only 18, I actively sort of want to be older. How I really honestly feel like I I'm going to look better and fit my personality more effectively when I'm older.

    Then I saw the fucking cantaloupe at 1:09, quickly realized there was no way you could have faked that, and am now shivering.

  • I embrace it too....sometimes. I must say that there are other times when it really freaks me out.

  • I'm fifty, don't even look it to my eyes, and the kids are 'already' giving me senior's discounts! And in my neck of the woods, I should be getting them for fifteen years yet!

    Argh!

    Kids today... I tell you!

  • No, you don't look it. Yep. Don't ya hate it when you get those discounts without even asking?

  • he looks 63

  • Oh! Way to thumbs down someone's hope to live a while longer!

    He looks 'seasoned'. He has 'character', 'charisma'. There are ways to say things.

    Ah yea, and he has HAIR!

  • Thanks Peter. You are a scholar and a gentleman.

  • aaronmonkeylover: I may look 63...but dammit...I earned every wrinkle.

  • Appropriate Little Rascals theme. :P

  • I thought so too. And it was the right length.

  • Doesn't the AARP offer a co-pay on the first facelift? :P

  • I only type LOL when I actually laugh out loud.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL...I'm THERE already! Growing your hair back? cool. :)

  • "Seeking illumination since 1953."

    I love it.

  • ever read notes from the underground by dostoevsky...that is age....

  • I haven't. But now I'm curious.

  • Oh, Pat...

    You break my heart , haha...

    PS. I just called a guy at 53 "old man" in a video comment but only because he was mean to me and I had to go for a cheap shot. If you see it, dont take it personal :P

  • I won't take it personal. What 53 year old was mean to you?  Us old folks are usually pretty mellow.

  • Not bad for 53. I think you have more hair than me, and I'm 26!

  • I've got a bald spot goin' in the back. My kids make fun of me all the time.

  • its many a time i stumble in covered in make up and or blood (usualy my own) wearing my nun suit or shredded up hot toppic, so i think alot of people think i am in the end of a bad upbringing, or rescently done with one!

    lol

  • Wearing a nun suit. That's a great image. Ha!!

  • i cut it like a mini skirt with a pochet knife a screw driver and my teeth...

    and i have been doing a square over my eye in black, and people keep saying i look like a killer.

  • I can just see you knocking minimum wage out of the way with your walker, Pat.

  • HA! Ya know, Rick....I took that 'minimum wage' line from an old episode of "Married With Children". Hope it didn't make me sound like a jerk.

    Walker!! Very funny!

  • lol

    nice!

    ;d

  • Thanks.

  • better be an old fart, then havn't stunk at all ..

  • Well said. I'll put that on my tombstone.

  • hehe .. i'm kinda proud of my creation .. i might put it on mine too :)

  • i dont care how old i am... i dont have kids, i get fucking wasted, i am injured all the time, and when i die or shave my beard i still get carded, and 1 of the times i had a mohawk i actually got a tripple take, and the waitress had to discuss the ID because she really thought i was under age and im almost 40.

    although i dont show my age exept in my beard color, i must admit when polished right i can see being mistaken for a teenager or young adult.

  • Almost 40 and you got carded? That's a blessing.

  • i dont show my age, but my cloths and behavior have alot to do with it.

    you are really muscley by the way!!!

    wow!

    im just scars!

  • Congrats Geezer!

  • Thanks youngster.

  • Why are you staring at me like that... you are scaring me!!!!... Well, good thing is, the senior menu at restaurants are cheaper than regular meals... yeah.

  • I'll save a few pennies here and there.

  • hahaha. I get the feeling that you'll have to prove your age to get those discounts for a few years past your 55th.