I'm Not Edward Cullen by Hank Green - Video LP

[lionsflyupsidedown]

If this is true, I am so mad at The Katherine

[Staals2]

:'D

[ddc32997]

The like bar looks like an unsharpened pencil with a VERY well used eraser.

[haloguy145]

I just realized that's the Katherine!

[533lix]

Okay, if the "only thing you can't be" is Edward Cullen, couldn't you still be Jacob? At least she'll pretend to love you for awhile!

[FamilySimFemale]

KATHERINE'S VOICE IS AWESOME! :)

[bluidemenace1]

I can hear Katherine smiling during that last chorus. It makes me happy.

[wereonabridgecharley]

I just realised that The Katherine sings really well. I wonder how well The Yeti sings? John, you need to catch up!

[FamilySimFemale]

@wereonabridgecharley Has anyone actually seen The Yeti? I'm not doubting her existence, I'm just asking! :)

[andrineslife]

@FamilySimFemale Yeah, there's a few videos and pictures of her around, but it's kinda fun not knowing :)

[rayhs1984]

@FamilySimFemale yup there is a video for the end of vlog brothers 2.0 that she is in. She even speaks. She say something like "I am the yeti" "I'm called that because I have lots of hair"

[Alphanintendo]

top comment has 635 yet the video only has 308. Do people watch this video just for the commets?

[broadwaylolacocacola]

its funny cuz me and a couple of ma friends r gonna perform this song .....and im suposed to be edward cullen soo vanessa changed it from a century he saved his virginty for me toa centry he waied for me gud thing huh?

[nerdfighterlikewithu]

"Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God." XD

[devonriley415]

The Katherine's voice si so sweet! <3 :}

[pineapplez342]

How did I get so many thumbs up?  Thanks everybody. You made me feel special. I'm in nerdfighterlike with everyone of you. :)

[penguinclubleader]

I'm always blown away by Katherine's voice :3

[xaveir14]

SO. MUCH. FLANGER.

[Onami3]

I get this stuck in my head ALL THE TIME. But I don't mind ;)

[emvln92]

so, for the two choruses, one time it's spelled "realize", and the other it's "realise"...i think i've listened to this song too much...

[SodaMyPlatypus93]

just thought of this song today and now i can't stop listening to it. GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!

[Almanal44]

The Ice Cream changes!

[sachiye217]

This has to be my favorite song on the album.

[lemondrop5578]

Wait... is it just me or does this sound tinnier than the original video? With the horrible greenscreen? xD

[CoolinaCUP]

I had to go to the ER today, and singing this song in my head made me smile when I was really scared. Thank you.

[xxAmphitritexx]

This is the best thing about Twilight.

[typicalindiechick]

4 people are forgetting to be awesome...

[KenCheatedOnBarbie]

ooh this is genius!

[MsFredWealsey]

Who is the female vocal?

[ReflectionsInMyIris]

@MsFredWealsey It's Katherine, his wife. If you watch the original video for the song, you can see her sing the part.

[MsFredWealsey]

@ReflectionsInMyIris

Really? She's really good. :D Their voice go so good with each other.

[zoemonkim]

@MsFredWealsey his wife katherine

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

@zoemonkim wrong its THE katherine :)

[zoemonkim]

@SeverusSnapeOrSev sorry sorry honest mistake

[Neomalysys]

Icecream!

[undeadgoat]

Wait, is that Katherine on the Bella line? I knew you two had a realistic and beautiful love. :) COUPLE CRUSH lolwut?

[PadfootLivesFree]

I absolutely love this song but the fart joke was a little unecessary :/

[Tierrabell96]

is that katherine?????????

[mrmunchy144]

@Tierrabell96 yup

[PadfootLivesFree]

@Tierrabell96 yup

[andreasfr1]

Saved his virginity? Nah, that's him just not getting any...

[MrDobbyRocks]

2 people are Colin Singleton, and wish they had a Katherine

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

True you're not Edward Cullen, Hank.

You're better.

(;

NERDFIGHTERS FOREVER.. if that's scienficically possible, and as a nerdfighter I know thats it's not but I'm still going to say that because metaphors are awesome..

[foreverbookfanatic]

At 2:42 you can hear the laugh in Katherine's voice. Lol :)

[ProtoxOmega]

Two people wish they had a Katherine.

[TeddyBearWithSexHair]

Screw the bella's of the world. Go out and find yourself a Katherine!!

[chanym1992]

I like how hank laughs at the end it makes it more real for me like he was recording this in his house.

[xxbookworm]

"Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart" ROFL

[TaelenHale]

this is my favorite out of all the songs. Katherine should sing with you more often :)

[ChelseaAnonymous]

Wheeeeew! The Katherine is here! GO THE KATHERINE!!!

I'm not forgetting you, though Hank. :)

[ThisIsMissLys]

i miss song wednesday D:

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

No your not, you're f@^king better.

[Tahkafication]

i think its funny how calmly he says "i hope someday his child will rip his way out of your womb"

[PhantomoftheForum]

The Katherine needs to be in more of your songs, Hank! We all love her singing. [Oh, and she's really pretty. But we can't tell that from this recording. ):]

[masonicDC]

my last name is actually cullen, so this is my life's song right here!

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

2 Cullens wish they were Greens :)

[zienkiewicz007]

I want Katherine to be in more songs because this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!

[maskmefromreality]

lol confusion at 2:42

[HaysDonald]

This is a great song but it needs to be remastered.

[somuchdepth]

Loved the ending!

[SlytherclawXD]

2 people don't love him because he's not Edward Cullen. I'm sorry, I had to make this =P

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Katherine needs to costar in more of your songs!!!

[shellfish1010]

Katherine! :D

[LeahMichelleRoars]

Rip its way out of her whom? .. That just made birthing a child sound a whole lot more painful.

[Whatsursign]

@LeahMichelleRoars It's what happened in Breaking Dawn

[Ceylaxp]

@LeahMichelleRoars It is in the book. Really.

[JRRT2007]

The only two ways this song could be any better is if it was not about Edward Cullen and was metal.

[kyliecarefree]

You guys are totally right, Katherine from the Vampire Diaries is really cool.

[TimeLadyDT]

Katherine love!

[dustymew]

I LOVE THIS!

[SpontaneosCombustion]

2 people are obviously construed in the head.

[XsportsgrlX]

yayyyyy!!!!! i love this!

[JoMan1122]

Sounds like Country. Normally I hate country music. But this is awesome.

[delusionaldragon42]

THE KATHERINE :D

[Ayshafr]

Awww. Hank and Katherine are the best!

[PJSproductions97]

Yeah for Katherine in there!

[SirTeeGeeEss]

This is one of my favorite songs of Hank's. And i've never read or seen any of Twilight. It's probably because Katherine has such an amazing voice as well.

[violaplayerforever]

Awwwww. Hank and Katherine. This one is my favorite. :)

[miilukaa]

nicest one!!!

[autumnbreezed]

French the llama: that was awweeeesome!

[Rainstarx]

The two thumbs down wanted Edward Cullen

[silverdoe65]

French the Llama! is that Katherine singing? 

[Loffter]

If a girl ever tells me I am not edward cullin, I'd walk away. Now if I ever got told I Wasnt edward CURRENT... I would feel like a horrible human being.

[Level10Nerd]

Katherine <3

[kickasskat79]

I like that his line is "realize" while hers is "realise." british spelling ftw!

[eewEinsteineew]

It is just me, or is there something wrong with the shound?

[chanym1992]

omg Katherine!!!! I love this song

[NoezieXII]

@KyahTheAuthor There are, believe me, there are... I know one of them... :\

[Smil3Lik3YouMeanIt]

We all know that the one dislike was Bella, because she wants you Hank ;;

[TheNewCoverGirl]

he one person that liked this IS Edward Cullen

[lizmflora]

I wish I could like that 100 times!~

[KariiiIzabel]

yaaaaaaaaaaaay!! love it! DFTBA!

[jumpincows]

Kaherine's voice is beautiful

[raggamuffins13]

The Katherine+Hank>Bella and Edward. By so far.

[xPrincessKx]

Oh the epicness of this song :P x

[lightinglavender]

This is so funny and awesome :D

[KyahTheAuthor]

hahaha. I sincerely hope there aren't people this obsessed... :P Great song <3

[charlieissojokezlike]

^-^

[paramoll]

i love this!

dftba :D

[pineapplez342]

"For a century he saved his virginity for me..." ROFL

[mreawsomeman]

@pineapplez342 thing is in the last movie we see he hasent completly saved it.

[Nerthnick]

Yay!