The message was "I am Alhaji Ahmed Bulus, an accountant general with the nigerian national petroleum corporation (nnpc), and also the chairman of contract award committee (cac). i was well informed of your stronghold in business over the years, an incentive that induced me writing you to seek your ability at sustaining the conclusion of a pending transaction for our mutual benefit."
Message: There is a plan for you Scott. STOP. Enter these new coordinates into navigation. STOP. Or you may wind up as sushi...all slicey dicey and such. STOP. Have a nice day!
Jenkins said "I just ran into a strange black fellow, phal, and it was doubly strange because he tried to treat me for a psychiatric disorder. Oh well, I'm off to ride a lift to my favorite chips store to eat some bangers while I nozzle my doze clamber till it's 3 tiddlewacks until the first periwinkle of noonsies!
The message that naughty Jenkins sent was actually:
"No time for blather, old chap - where did you stash my supply of tea? Getting desperate for a proper cuppa, so would appreciate a quick reply. Tally ho!
PS You should probably make sure everything is covered your end. If you know what I mean. Pip pip!
The message Jenkins actually sent to the ship was... an encrypted code sequence that released a Yakuza female Ninja assassin android from stasis. Little do we know that this anatomically correct and "fully functioning" unit was originally designed as a "love slave robot" that was re-purposed by diabolical Yakuza genius scientists. I'm sure we will discover that her programming was damaged in transit and she will revert to her original functionality. (yes, you will see a "theme" in my answers)
The message he sent was "OOOOpppppspsssss, any help?"
wldflowur1 9 months ago
Jenkins: "Do you have any good questions for the Grim Reaper?"
bettyanddd 9 months ago
@bettyanddd lol perhaps Jenkins and the Grim Reaper should talk?
daveandtom 7 months ago
Truly funny. The message - "Make sure to always keep your cans covered at all times....ancient ninja secret."
kyleskorbel 10 months ago
the message - "I love your ..." opps, wrong screen
mnemonictools 10 months ago 2
The message was "I am Alhaji Ahmed Bulus, an accountant general with the nigerian national petroleum corporation (nnpc), and also the chairman of contract award committee (cac). i was well informed of your stronghold in business over the years, an incentive that induced me writing you to seek your ability at sustaining the conclusion of a pending transaction for our mutual benefit."
klippoth 10 months ago 3
Message: There is a plan for you Scott. STOP. Enter these new coordinates into navigation. STOP. Or you may wind up as sushi...all slicey dicey and such. STOP. Have a nice day!
taoxproductions 10 months ago 2
Obvs the message was "TITTY TWISTR!" It has the same immobilizing effect on me, too.
karyhead 10 months ago 3
@karyhead I should have manscaped before shooting that scene...
WatchSOLO 10 months ago
Message: "Klaatu Barada Nip-poke."
LaBarceloneta1975 10 months ago 2
Egats! I'm intrigued! I was wondering how the far the writing would be able to go with him alone up there!
etchie 10 months ago
US only? Boooo! Great series though :)
hansagan 10 months ago 2
@hansagan Thank you! I wish we could offer prizes globally... Alas...
WatchSOLO 10 months ago
hah poor Tom had to eat some dirt!
coinoptv 10 months ago
@coinoptv and he LIKED it!
daveandtom 10 months ago
Message: "Initiate Plan 9"
dwatney 10 months ago
@dwatney NOOOOO! Not Plan 9! Egads... wait, what's plan 9?
WatchSOLO 10 months ago
@WatchSOLO The one from...... OUTER SPACE!!
dwatney 10 months ago
Answer: "Open the package please PHAL"
scr1967 10 months ago
The message that he actually sent was: Views are down initiate Project: Manboobs!
Mathieas 10 months ago
@Mathieas Ouch... Manboobs - MOOBS! Sigh... I'm working on it!
WatchSOLO 10 months ago
Jenkins said "I just ran into a strange black fellow, phal, and it was doubly strange because he tried to treat me for a psychiatric disorder. Oh well, I'm off to ride a lift to my favorite chips store to eat some bangers while I nozzle my doze clamber till it's 3 tiddlewacks until the first periwinkle of noonsies!
smbdirects 10 months ago 2
Great to see more SOLO!
The message that naughty Jenkins sent was actually:
"No time for blather, old chap - where did you stash my supply of tea? Getting desperate for a proper cuppa, so would appreciate a quick reply. Tally ho!
PS You should probably make sure everything is covered your end. If you know what I mean. Pip pip!
evilworldofhiglet 10 months ago
Message was " PHAL - found you, 2nd star to the right & straight on til morning."
pimpedoutjedi 10 months ago
The message was "Freeze naked guy coming out of the shower with his finger in his ear." Daaiiissyyy, daaaiiisssyyyy.
leahmesaid 10 months ago
The message was instructions for PHAL to jettison Scott and turn the ship around.
richmooremi 10 months ago
Iiiiiiiits.... Tom!!!!
AlecCorday 10 months ago 4
@AlecCorday :-) helloooooo!
daveandtom 10 months ago
@AlecCorday hello!
daveandtom 10 months ago
Message: "Hey, how are you? And, oh, you're going to die. See ya!"
CathyofTO 10 months ago
The message was, "Initiate Project Jabberwocky"
benb55point55 10 months ago
Ninjas, droid, dysfunctional marriage. This is the best show ever made!
BlackGatchaman 10 months ago
It wasn't encrypted at all, it was "ctrl-alt-del" in Russian.
AlexKunzelmann 10 months ago
The message Jenkins sent to the ship was a recipe for Apple Pie for PHAL.
fuzztail 10 months ago
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fuzztail 10 months ago
Oo I know!
"It's sexy time"
LovableVarmint 10 months ago
Nice work everybody!
VampireMob 10 months ago
"What message did Jenkins actually send to the ship?"
01110011011001010110111001100100001000000110100001101111011101000010000001001110011010010110111001101010011000010010000001100111011010010111001001101100
(binary translation: send hot Ninja girl)
mattwiatt 10 months ago
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mattwiatt 10 months ago
Jenkins msg -
Begin operation sexy lady make for good ratings :)
objective 1 terminate the man full of #fail called scott
objective 2 make much sexy time with phal 9000
MrConradowens 10 months ago
The message Jenkins actually sent to the ship was... an encrypted code sequence that released a Yakuza female Ninja assassin android from stasis. Little do we know that this anatomically correct and "fully functioning" unit was originally designed as a "love slave robot" that was re-purposed by diabolical Yakuza genius scientists. I'm sure we will discover that her programming was damaged in transit and she will revert to her original functionality. (yes, you will see a "theme" in my answers)
popper666 10 months ago 2
"ET Phone Home"
alliecine 10 months ago
Jenkins sent the following message: "Initiate: Operation Dingleberry"
antikaiser 10 months ago 2
"Dear PHAL, Put a sock ON it! Go 404 PHAL not found ASAP. ~ All Best, Jenkins"
VeniceRiley 10 months ago