Rock the Universe

[lifelessonswithmaha]

in English.. lol

[ScholarlySquirrel]

no 'a-viewer pets now'?

[Sxcbitch63]

onisions ALOT better hahah

[TheFlyingslug]

@Sxcbitch63 if its so stupid, why are you watching it???

[Sxcbitch63]

@TheFlyingslug I never said it was stupid. It just isnt that funny, i like onision better. Get over it. And I actually watched it because of onision.

[clowcard79]

@Sxcbitch63 If it's not stupid, then why are you telling us that Onision is better?

[KatatonicKrazyFace]

this show is fucking stupid...onision will kill you!

[TheFlyingslug]

@KatatonicKrazyFace if its so stupid, why are you watching it???

[pezilla123]

your show sucks onision is better.

[TheFlyingslug]

@pezilla123 if its so stupid, why are you watching it???

[littlechrisbigkiss]

lol We love you chris

[lilwobay]

rate this good if u LOVE cute with chris

[LolcatCheese]

CHRIS NEEDS MEDICATION-Pervy

LOL. xD

[bcjdl]

all your dreams... are dead

having eyes that r normal,is good

lol!

[darthspeaks]

Is the voice of Colty ever shown on this show? She sounds cute...

[Cookie1988Sim]

LMAO SO FUNNY LOVE YOURE SHOW ITS THE BEST

Jesus Is lord LMAO if your into anti christian

search flying spagetti monster church you will laugh so hard!

[Holliluvzyew]

Thank you for my rage.

[banzal12]

a free pen... bitch

[sheababe26]

all your dreams r dead! haha!

[byrning78]

i got a random cutewithchris craving at 11.07 pm! x(

[jan161985]

how do i get in contact with Chris?

[Spatula7]

im going to his show in toronto today :)

[AnarKypanky]

"thanks for the rage " that was funny

[lonSinceInsane]

this isn't even the least bit funny!

[rubikssolver08]

yeah hes the one selling tickets douche bag

[lekezenman]

We call this "A case OF DUMB AMERICAN UNSATISFYING ATTEMPT TO HUMOUR" here actually...

[danc3hallkrashr]

chris is canadian retard.

[lekezenman]

We call it "dumm americ

[BadQualityMachinima]

can some one do a live show in somewhere that not Toronto like maybe Saskatchewan

[Pureownage1]

No no, don't do it where the silly people live, who call hoodies "Bunnyhugs"! Do it in BC. ;)

[pahl626]

you no chris is canadian

[Cyslap]

65000th viewer =3

[jasongogal]

"and it was gross"

LOL

[love2eatcokies]

chris, pleeeeease come to the washington dc area and put on a show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yamisakuma]

:( I wish I had found out about you before the Toronto show. I am so angry I missed it.

MAYBE YOU CAN DO ANOTHER CANADA SHOW... in... Halifax? :):):)

[6Tekkei9]

goodness me too, I just found out about CwC last week.... How about another live show in........ Abbotsford BC?

xD

[muda963]

come bakk 2 toronto

i missed ur show =(

[kakashiwithoutmask]

what you sick people come here for!

[richiesboringlife2]

chris u r awsomlishous

[Biggie032]

The only man who can beat Chris at this stuff is ......Chuck Norris. How? What does he do? He doesn't need to do anything, he is simply he.

[ninenmoebius]

lol! :D

[mccaskeygirl]

Chris is sexyy<3

[jinx21d]

i want to be your bride

[Star3Wars3]

"...If he isn't in a wheel chair, tell him chis will put him in one."

[meinto]

mis huevos son tus ojos

[moviesbyme107]

boring i now charles is a mental retard now he has people that put his name places. if you put my name on you show i would keep watching. So you better

[strunway]

lose the horse and we'll talk

[raquelle08]

haha that dog with the wird eyes

[chechmonk]

why not in LA?!! i wanna see it live!!

[montz12]

You bought a bleep device thingy, you didn't use it when you said 'Pens........Bitch'. Not that I care but just saying. Love your humour and shows! lol!

[StrikerlandVideos]

I Got Tickets!!! I cant wait for the show! :D

[venms1]

"chris needs medication" LOLOLOLOL!!!

[4hand451854]

pervy is probally rite and so is colty chris is an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buckshot569]

No no...You're an ass hole ;D

[fortunateizzi]

Hi Chris, guess what... I just rented The Hanging Garden. You did a great job-- you should do more movies! Or get your own TV show. But Cute with Chris will suffice. :)

[bigboss12085]

come to New Zealand! I'll send you shirtless pictures! ...maybe.

[jennine005rocks]

Charles from VENTURA is a d*** ... i wish i could go to one of your shows. n his dog isnt even cute

[Hybie]

DON'T come to Norway!

[Jeordie13]

come to europe!

[Briggie07]

haha... the foreign land of CANADA! in toronto.. in english!

[greendayrulesomuch]

Everyone who comes will get a free pen....bitch

lmfao

[Sofiathecool]

Uh! I wish I could go to Canada!

[SystemRejected]

The Foreign Land of Canada ??? he's from Canada.(Toronto if I'm not mistaken)

well all the Canadian CWC fans are sure to welcome you back to Our home and native land

[keikocat2001]

You are mistaken (as was I). He's from Sask. I know, I found it hard to believe too. Who comes from Sask.? I've met a total of three people from there, and none were remotely funny, just weird. All that flatness, with nothing but wheat - it kills something deep inside your soul. I think Chris's parent's must have sensed this and fled to another province before permanent damage set in and altered Chris's psyche. Thank you, Chris's parents!

[charcoal888]

Dude, Screw Toronto! Come to Ottawa. We'll rock YOUR world.

[DLT17]

Why can't I just bye a pen !?

[supered86]

haha good video chris!

[spectrem]

gah toronto is much worse than california

[mang998]

sad face, he should come over to vancouver next

[yamanesumi]

To late to book a flight :(

[redheadyoda]

I live in Canada! and your show is awesome! I hope I'll be there eh

[MadeInVancouver]

Hey!!! I live in Canada! Where did you live before you left this horrible country to fulfill ur american dream? In english?

[virgoj0]

i love chris! ihope he doesn't make the voice for that horse tho....

[nicegirl123]

those who will attend will get a free pen BITCH LMAO!!!!!!

[blairkatproductions]

Pen, bitch.

[hazardous403]

you should come to the western canada :D

[discoXcubes]

charles is still poop.

[gothkyd]

COOL! you're coming to Toronto! I feel special. :D

[ilsekusjaa]

everybody's special

[thedevinshow]

omg i wanna go but i live in chicago =[ chris ur awesome

[jaysilentbob]

OMG SICKKKKKKK UR FUCKING COMMING TO TORONTO???? IM SOOOOOOOOO GNNA BE THERE I LIVE IN TDOTTTT BABYYY woooh

[RetroTM]

Tickets sold out a week ago, too bad :)

[SummonerYunaGirl]

wow that's nice :P

[Loudmouth573]

seriously, bunch of fckin turtleneck wearing fairies

[TessaStorm]

I live one day away from Toronto.

In Thunder bay :) in ontario.

in canada lol

[TessaStorm]

I live one day away from Toronto.

In Thunder bat :) in ontario.

in canada lol

[dalun89]

Why Canada?? I can't get there!! Come to Europe, come to Europe, come to Europe!!! PLZZZ

[Kingatje]

Exactly. Europe. Come to Europe. Wanna come to Europe? ...Great. I knew we could count on you:D

[pdelacruz80]

I must say you really hot in your white suit.

[Skepdick]

I see you shaved all the gray off your beard!

Did my comment get to you?

LOL

[desktopdoodlz]

NO PICTURES!!!!!

[moshimoshi123]

Only in English? What about French? Canada's bilingual don't forget!

[annL1]

YAAAY! toronto!

[Haelstrome]

heyyyy. i live in toronto! sweeeet! i love free pens. espescially the whole free part.

[rockerg9823]

chris needs medication

[saral6978]

OMG, I know, hilarious! LOL!

[CutePolly]

Come to Australia!!!

[thefunkypig]

... You all realize he did a show in LA because he lives there, and he's doing a show in Toronto 'cause he's going to be there anyway?

[Stumblefuck]

I just wanna say, that you are a tosser.

[musapan]

dammit all!! why cant i live in canada??!

[evtcrew]

VANCOuVER PLEASE

[jdtegart]

cALGARY Lots of people In Calgary have cute with chris on their Ipods watching your show.

WE all watch your show at work in the truck between jobs.

[Mumajii]

Ummm, you do realize that other people in other places are fans of the show too... Just thought I would put that out there.

[okooma]

Toronto????!?!? Please please please come to new york!! Its the onli way i can watch you!

[leoimmunitas]

The show is sold out when I checked yesterday.  Come do a show in Vancouver Chris.

[riotgirl8268]

way easier, i mean, i could swim across lake erie....but....that would be real cold XD

[tezzy149]

Come to Winnipeg...Bitch!

[redamen]

TORONTO?! Eff eff eff eff!!!! Way to kill my dreams, bitch.

[emilyrl]

Charles is a tool huh?

Chris youre just the best!

[jesse1971]

Chris is hot. I still want to be his life partner. I know he likes women but it's ok. We can still be life partners and take care of each other. Share special moments and long walks on the beach. Sex is not required, just special times spent together getting to know each other.

[luckyleafstables101]

Omg! I just saw the video from Charles on your website. That is sad! How dare he mock you like that. He is probably wearing fake bandages and claims Bruno died last year! He even impersonated Colty, who I love the most, with someone wierder (even though the horse is wierder). So sad.

[photojessie]

Toronto? That's not too far from here, if I can get a ticket, I will have to make a trip up there. Glad to see Chris coming onto this side of the continent!!

[wad572]

(\__/)

(='.'=)

(")_(")

[oreallyCare]

Chris come to NYC plezz.

[AnnieC88]

O MAN...tickets are sold out!! :(

[AnnieC88]

Where can I get tickets??

I live in Toronto! :D

[colinmac87]

I'm a horse... Stand in my hole...

[itena]

No! I'm in Vancouver, not Toronto! And it's not like I can just go take a plane there like it's nothing either. >.>;; There's money, school, and parents to think about.

Parents mostly.

[thefunkypig]

I am so there.

[kyootnshort]

DUDE. that definitely rocked me. but made me plummet down to the very core of the earth. when you said other side of the continent, i thought you meant east coast, meaning where i live, but you meant CANADA. T.T

[sewerkid]

Toronto???Vancouver is cooler than Toronto. Come to Vancouver plz!

[deora2dude]

yeah!

[mickey13f]

chris is gunna put him in one- lol

[DahPrincezz]

i like to watch your vids while eating haagen daz icecream :]

[cobaltblade4]

OMG. I AM SO GOING.

[OriginalBeast]

Come to Sydney!

[hijerk45]

Omfg!!! i live in Toronto!!!1!!

[LaurenFelix]

i dont ;( i want to see Cute With Chris Live! You should come to South Florida, we have great weather!!!!!!!!

[bunniex]

becky says hi

[cmu315]

chris,

you have to come to Pennsylvania! screw charles from ventura and Rhonda. come to PA!! we have at LEAST a couple thousand viewers!

[kyootnshort]

only a thousand?? virginia has at least 500,000 from your 1.43 billion viewers. haha!

[0iLikeTowels0]

AH i sent you an email to go to YARMOUTH raWr xD lol thats fine~ ill just have to travel,, if i can

[nadaleex3]

omgg!!! im only 5 hours from toronto!!! xD i sooooooo want to gooo.

[ROBEM101]

while you there, come make one in french at Montréal

[colinmac87]

A Viewer Pets Now...

[monkey0alejandro]

just one more thing for Canada to feel lucky about! Some canadian please marry me so I can be Canadian??? :-)

[jezzyen]

oh i wish i could go see you... i want a pen.

[RandomNothings28]

Toronto? Lame.

[crazyninja94]

You should just go on a entire tour, make a large fortune, and have an iced tea.

[AlchemyOtaku17]

PENS BITCH! hahahaha, you're a hillarious person! XD

[traceymmm]

i didn't get tickets...bitch

[gamegirl12]

lol "to its very core!" i rofl every time!

[pureintuiti0n]

the east coast better be your next stop!

[Kinder101]

OMG Chris Im sooooo going to your show...

haha its a great thing that I live in Toronto!

[hyperactivedragon]

YAAAAAAAA!!!!! Wait! how do i pay for it? can someone tell me how much the tickets were last time? DAHHHHHHH!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!! :D

[MattandIanShow]

:) I hope you come to Alaska!

[impossible128]

chris... you're AWESOME

[melissairigoyen]

mejor ven a monterrey!!

[missdivinestalls]

Suck it Jan and the owner of the out of focus cat!! Chris owns!!

[geniusface]

pens, bitch ♥

[piratefreak348]

hey chris,

maybe you should reserve a seat for rhonda... :) maybe this time she'll show up

[Reitheneko]

Hey Chris!!! You should totally do a show in Washington somewhere, so that my boyfriend and I can recruit all of our friends and come to see you! Seriously!

Also, we are wondering, what do you DO for a living? You can't make that much money off of these videos...

[joma1993]

PM him on his site, he doesnt check comments. can you pm me the answer?

[lostinchitown]

ok so.

west coast. check.

east coast. check.

howabout some CHICAGO love . .

[crazymikala]

Come to Vancouver sometime! :)

[tteez57]

Chris needs medication

If he's not in a wheelchair, I'll put him in one

In English

LMFAO! I loved this one! You're a genius =)

[ThePalmby]

I would like to formally protest that the Toronto show will not be in French as well.

[GeneralAmeli0]

Lol like here everything has to be in spanish

[Maddithong]

Hey thats pretty sweet! :D

Maybe sometime you could do a show in Edmonton?

[antibandgeek]

yay! i have 4 tickets to the show! :)))

[Xhios57]

OR WEM

[model4cakes]

I was on the phone for over an hour trying to get tickets... and all my dreams are alive! THANK YOU MY LORD!

[FMArocks1234]

I live in ohio so maybe i can go....

[SylKinder]

I want a pen...BITCH!!

it's a shame i live in brazil =(

[keikocat2001]

SylKinder - I live 30 minutes from the theatre and I couldn't get tickets. This puts me in the same league with people from Vancouver and Calgary. Oh, what a sad realization. Everything they taught us in school is wrong! I don't know how we're going to explain this to the kids ...

[deora2dude]

you toronto people think your so much better then us! well at least we have an ocean! HA!

[keikocat2001]

deora2dude - We ARE so much better than you. We're getting Chris twice. That's 2 more times than you're getting him. Which is so much better than having the Pacific. (We have a big lake anyway!) I awoke this morning with a renewed sense of purpose. I am no longer planning on moving to Sask. to await my demise. I am going to get tickets to both his shows, and then devote my life to updating his profile in Wikipedia.

[deora2dude]

yes well im shure he will come west side sooner or later... and is your lake not extremely polluted? is it not toxic to swim in? at least we have ski and snowboard hills!

[keikocat2001]

Well, there are debates on the levels of toxicity. For example, I'm sure you'd have to drink an awful lot of untreated Lake Ontario water to commit suicide. And we do have some hilly areas that provide up to 120 seconds of pure snowboarding joy ...

But we're getting Chris twice, so there!

[deora2dude]

noooooooooooooo why toronto? ahhhhhhhh why not vancouver? maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Me242008]

I'll deffenently be there!!:)

[yuwing]

SWEET i live in toronto!

[Me242008]

hope he brings Colty:)

[slavazdezign]

Woo HOO T.O. Tell me know!

[yakuza73117]

how about vancouver? fuck those east coasters...you will receive a far better reception here chris

btw..collab with spr24...nice

[SharkDude1]

This show was much better BEFORE Chris bended over and let the Complainers censor him. To bad Chris has no balls and just tells the haters to GO AWAY. But no, Chris bends to there wishes. I wish Chris would go back to the norm and be pushed around by the "Moral Minority" Yes, they are a Minority, they suck!

[Comradeguy]

This guy is probably more sane then most people...and this is scary. LOL. I like him.

[sn0wman8888]

I need to get me a plane ticket to Toronto! lol

[jenifrombigga]

argh!!! im bursting with excitement!! Another live show? does this mean australia might have a fleeting chance?

[theinterviewer]

ascotte!

[mildew93]

whenever I go to type your website, I always accidentally do cutewithchrist...so, new website w/ cute pictures of jesus?

[Voltechs]

Nice I got one of those from Nielsen Ratings. I wonder how they would rate your show.

[DrakeMagnum]

I can't go to Canada to see your dazzling suit in person. Can I buy one of your pens instead?