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  • love the way he didn't call snooki an a-list celebrity

  • I am kraken!

  • pffffffsh.... Is this the guy that ate 37 bags of peanuts on the way to Canada?

  • That's what sh said

  • Perv....vvvv

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  • this didn't sound like sex at all...

  • *puts down bag of pistacios*

  • WHEAT THINS!

  • SPONSOR.

  • DARRRRRKNESSSSS

  • press 6 continuley on your key board it funny

  • 1:50 his reaction, lol

  • Toby did it with everyone. You better believe it

  • O.o Toby does it... UNTILL IM SATISFIED.

  • I LOVE this pistachio ad!!! it's so freaken funny! Toby should eat some freaken pistachios

  • this is where i do my thaaang

  • Were he does his 'thang'

  • 2:32 keep pressing it funny

  • the last pistachio looks like a halo helmet upside down.

  • toby did it with every one lmoa

  • toby did it with every one lmoa

  • 5oby did it with every one lmoa

  • I love this xD

  • CAN I HAVE A TOBUSCUS SHIRT!!!?

  • I wish I could make pistachios fall from the sky :)

  • Me: *loudly eating pistachios from my pocket*

    Friend: Whatcha got there?

    Me: Nuts.

    Friend: Where'd you get them?

    Me: My pants! Where else? Gees, well, you want some?

    Friend: Naw... I'm good.

    Me: are you sure? they're fried...

    Friend: *stares*

    Me: OH! *facepalm* gawd.

  • 😄Toby does it with everyone

  • i saw the EXACT pact of pistashios in walmart.

  • My friend found a Pistachio under his desk at school. I couldn't help but say that he did it with everyone xD

  • Toby looks hot while eating them

  • what is it that are in the right corner 2:32

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  • Toby does it with his mouth.

  • I like how am i pisatchios

  • "Toby Did It With Everyone."

    Toby: You Better Belive It.

    XD

  • Release.........The Crackin!!!!

    LOL ( I know Kraken is spelt like this )

  • this should be a superbowl commercial

  • Toby does it with hesitation hahaha

  • Toby does it until im satisfied...Spoken like a true rapist

  • "Some A-List Celebrities and Snooki..." Are you implying that Snooki isn't a real celebrity? .....I'm with you on that one x)

  • He should have spammed Pistachios so he could have a unlimited supply of it. :D

  • Oh oh oh Wolfrenegades thats was an EPIC FAIL!

  • Thumbs up if you are still watching this in 2012

  • Awesome!!!

  • lol

    

  • SPONSER!

  • I'm trapped in a v8 ad

    And iPhone

  • I honestly saw some freakin' Wonderful Pistachios yesterday at Safeway

  • toby does it with pistachios XD

  • Toby did it with everyone

    You better believe it.

  • I was using saftey water while wstching

  • that's what she said Toby

    

  • i was eating pistachios while watching this lol

  • at 0.18 top of tobys head is gon

  • i was eating pistachios while i was watching this

  • as soon as i saw thisi was craving pistachios

  • Toby does it with the easy ones ;P

  • 198 didnt eat all of the pistachios...

  • commentater:The bags not empty yet.

    Me:*tips bag upside down* Porblem solved!

  • Toby does it with the easy ones XDXDXDXDXDD Thumbs up if you understand why this is funny

  • i do it....... with a hot girl

  • @Youill45 Its colored sugary, right?

  • I personally like pistachios.. >_>

  • 2:32 what is that in the upper right corner ?

  • @Youill45 A link. DUHHH!!!

  • @walkergirl02 Then remove the links.. and you'll see..

  • @Youill45 Steven 

  • @Youill45

    probably the mic.

  • @Youill45 My guess is that something accidentally made the green screen move

  • @Youill45 Daily VLOGS and TobyGames

  • @Youill45 a dinosaur

  • Nope, I change my mind. This is my favorite Tobuscus video.

  • awesome lol

    

  • FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!

    I hate pistachios...

  • Not just any pistachios...

    M and S pistachios

  • Toby got Pistachi'OWNED!!

  • Haha xD

  • Toby did it with everyone!!

    xD Too Bad Its Too Funny !!!! xD

  • Toby does it with everyone! ewww!

  • Watch this video closing while your eyes are closed, Sounds Like A sex Movie XDDDDD

  • I like how he says "Good lord, nicely done" it's so funny

  • This is so funny :)

  • Hey Everyone! Pop quiz

    What's (6x4)x(7-5)+24-13

    Reply with the answer and nothing will happen

    Reply with the correct answer

    Reply with the incorrect answer nothing will happen.

    DO IT ANYWAY

  • @nsrut84 sorry, I made a mistake.

  • @nsrut84 59

  • @nsrut84 59

  • @nsrut84 penis

  • I got a bag of these for Christmas. They were amazing...until my bro walked in one night and stole them all from me.

  • Toby should make more videos like this, and his other older stuff.

  • "Toby does it with hesitation" If you get the joke Thumbs Up!!!

  • sad ive never had pistachios

  • Snookie?! NOPE.

  • I just went to the grocery store and bought some wonderful pistachios. yum!

  • @alexandratheginge I'm allergic to pistachios

  • toby does it with olga kay.

  • toby's done it with everyone. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

  • 2:33 upper right corner of the screen...

  • Toby does it... until i'm satisfied

  • SPONSER!!

  • Toby does it with the easy one XD

  • Toby does it until i'm satisfied xDDD

  • Toby does it with everyone! :D

    Toby:You got that right

    Hahaha

  • look im not going to buy the crappy sequal to a crappy game ok so stop advertising it

  • SPONSER

  • Toby dose it with his mowth

  • thumbs up if you said "pistachios" to if one would fall.

  • is this a real pistachios ad

  • Its Steven's Rage!!!!!!

  • I heard that! "Toby out! *ducks* *pistachios fall* ow!" oyus, super cat-like hearing

  • You are the only person no one gets mad at for selling out.

  • pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios pistachios

  • Toby should eat some freaking pistachios

  • Dammit now I want some Pistachios.

  • Don't do it Toby he only wants you for your body!

  • Craka' lackin'!

  • "Toby does it...until I'm SATISFIED..."

  • Toby im on your Chanel every day i always watch your videos your are the best

  • I think the roof of my mouth would be torn to shreds if I would've eaten all those pistachios in 45 minutes....

  • thats alot of pistachios

    (bag of pistachios falls on me)

    what the heck? did a bag of pistachios (bag of pistachios falls on me) fall on me?

    Ok! no more Pistachios! (bag of pistachios falls on me) MOTHER F**KER!

  • I'm eating pistachios right now o.O

  • Toby does it, until I'm satisfied.......

    (spoken like a true rapist)

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  • like if you get the dirty jokes in this

  • I like how he said A-list celebrities and Snooki! :)

  • Cute tweet fail

  • I love pistachios they are very delicious and i kinda open them the same way toby does lolz

  • I went out and bought pistachios because of this video :D

  • Toby Does it... With his mouth

    Aww Cmon!

  • i've never eatten a pistachio!!

  • soooooo many sex jokes can be made here xD

  • *45 minutes later*

    ugh, okay, how many do we got? yes! last one

    superrayquasa did it with every one

    you'd better believe it...

    superrayquasa just earned another stack of homework

    AUGH!

  • Notice he says A list celebrities AND snooki...

  • 0:58 I can see the edge of the background!!

  • SPONSOR !

  • I want this on TV.

  • Me:wats crackin

    Toby:I AM CRACKIN

  • fist time i saw pistachios i found this vid

  • I can't stop laughing!

  • I DID IT i ate an entire bag of wonderful pistachios before the video ended

    WOOOOO YEAH :D

  • And now I'll go back to my room where i have Pistachios.

  • Hold 6 for teeth chattering and shivering.

  • Toby lies through his teeth lol

  • I like to eat pistachios while watching this video!

  • oh my god! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PISTACHIOS BRAND!

  • 2:25 PISTACHIO HIGHLANDER!

  • "Toby just earned another bag of pistachios" Toby:"AHHHHHHH!"

    ROFLMAO!

  • steven invented trolling 

  • watches video, gets insane urge to eat wonderful pistachios.

  • hahahahahaha!

  • "Toby does it wiht his mouth"

    "Toby does it with the easy ones"

    "Toby has a long way to go"

    "Toby does it... Till' I'm satisfied"

    "Toby did it with everyone"

    "You better believe it"

  • im eating pistachios right now...epic!

  • "Toby did it with everyone" "you better believe it' LOL

  • I wonder how much he got paid for that

  • this should be a real commercial

  • Lots of pistachios were harmed in the making of this video.

  • how does he get a perfectly white background?

    i want to do that for some of my vids

    pls reply.

    thx

  • XD lmao!!!!

  • 1:27 Toby does it... until I'm satisfied. 0_0

  • this is why Toby doesn't say "Pistachio"

  • woot! best birthday present ever

  • you know Get cracking used to be the phrase for eggs..

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  • Lawlz

  • sponsor! lol

  • WTF i had a tobuscus realted ad

  • Why is he out of breath from eating?

  • Toby does it with hesitation!

    Toby does it with his mouth!

    Toby does it with the easy ones!

    Toby does it until unsatisfied!

    Toby did it with everyone!

    "You better believe it!"