Top ten best insults in the world

[AbbeyDawn65]

Are you a bag of left open chips, cause your jokes are STALE!!!

[WhiteBrotherhood1488]

these insults suck nigger balls. who ever made this vid should b shot and pissed on.. now thats an insult u faqqet ass knob golblin retarded fk face

[BSUunited]

song name?

[gneisscleavage]

you're so ugly rice krispies wont even talk to you

is that your face or did you ass grow teeth?

[sollge]

I tend to just swear a lot

[ShaunaaRogzz]

some funny ones in there, but the last one is woeful

[JOSKE123100]

if my dog looked like you, i'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards... :P

[narwaltacos45]

Did your mom ever have kids that lived? Is another one

[TheBozoBrothers]

You know how I know you're 16?

[MsPichuTheOverlord]

"Shut up or I will cut off your dick, glue it to your face and call you Squidward!" XD

[bpveloso]

"you're ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag"

[omgitschambers]

gayy

[arbiter11171]

I gave someone 20 cents and told them to call all their friends to pay me back... he brought back 1 cent.... :( :( now I hate myself

[nopeitschucktesta1]

like this comment if you like to like comments after people ask you to like them

[22sparklz]

@nopeitschucktesta1 dislike this comment if you like to dislike comments that ask you to like -_-

[potcheese1]

youre sidxleci

[unknown44674999]

your birth certificate was a typo/mistake

[ClaysHood]

They are all pretty stupid lol

[Zergling323]

nobody really loves you... the only reason you're here is because the abortion failed

[TheEmochick647]

I Like This One: It Looks Like Your Face Caught On Fire And Somebody Tried To Put It Out With A Fork.

xD

[regowolff]

that is an insult to apes every where tisk tisk "-_-"

[ihavevideoatoo]

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seem smart until you open your mouth

[Pugsramayzin]

Here's a good Justin Beiber diss: The only talent that Justin Beiber has is making me a better hustler in a rich neighborhood full of chicks that need to get a life...

[krazygurl1711]

@Pugsramayzin u know whts funny... im listening to Justin Bieber right now.

[Pugsramayzin]

@krazygurl1711 I'm so sorry then!!! :)

He's not so bad bt its just that it's stupid how girls fall all over him...

By the way nice username!!! ;)

[krazygurl1711]

@Pugsramayzin haha yeah a little stupid lol and thankss(:

[Pugsramayzin]

@krazygurl1711 Ur welcome!!!! Lol, did not expect you to reply to mah comment sooo fast. Bt seriously, being able to sell something of his in a neighborhood like that would have me rolling in money!!! Lmao...

[itachi999987]

@facethemusic1344 gay men find hot guys more attactive than ugly guys

no homo

[minamu8]

Insults:

You're so stupid that you failed a survey.

Throughout my life, I've known many annoying people: you.

Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@minamu8 Nastiest one yet: I wish cancer on all your family

[minamu8]

@CARNAXHACKER789 Yeah, I've heard that one. It's quite the stinger. Here would be a good comeback to that one (also on Top-Tens):

"Well, then your wish has come true, because being around you is like having a cancer of the soul."

[minamu8]

Did you just copy these off of the Top-Tens website?

[razoraresharp]

Hey, look at that ugly bitch. Oh, it's you!

[Dennischambers100000]

0:16 would be funny if you say it in a relaxed sarcastic way

[Dennischambers100000]

Twat: gay boy

Me: well the jokes on you because i killed your cat :P

[MegaAnimemonster]

another good comeback '' i always wonder way people slam their head into walls but then i meet you!!

[XxCookieMunchxX]

i dissed my friend 

[TheStreetfightercody]

Yo mama so poor, that when I was walking down the street, I saw a penny, I was gonna pick it up but yo mama said "PUT DOWN MY PAY CHECK!"

[mr2good2beetru]

Your mums like a vaccume cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet.

[mr2good2beetru]

Your mums like a hardware store, 99 cents a screw.

[metalmulishakel1]

0:16 *Like

[808Coolboi]

gay you can just look these up on google

[MrFlyboy218]

you think your hot no wonder ur skin in so black u burnt bitch

[MrFlyboy218]

the hello kitty joke had me dying

[YOUNGLOVE702]

Lol the funny part about all ur comments is that u guys r serious.......

[illorion]

Man: Fuck you buddy

Me: You wouldn't like it... i'd just lay there

[menslady125]

How about this?

Person: F**k you!

Me: Why me? Your mom's not good enough for you?

[MuFaSaMoSi]

Me: hey, i saw you on tv the other day!!!

Him: Where?? :D

Me: on the Discovery Channel

[AndrewK131]

Suck butter from my ass

[LilTrinTrin33]

lolz u must of been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen!!!!

[SLASHER734]

Hahahaha

[Davide888]

So, tell me what's on your mind - if you'll forgive the overstatement.

[Killer1sami]

I bet your brain feels good as new , i guess its because u'v never used it

[cookiemonsta23ish]

i fucked your mom..

in the ass...

while your dad watched...

AND DARED HIM TO SAY SOMETHING

[GvardiyaBY]

I have better one:

"I will fuck your mother in her bloody cunt on rough wooden board!"

[axegingy11]

@GvardiyaBY bit too far...

[SmileyCentralDotCom]

@axegingy11 hahah i agree wayy to far

[ObliviuxProductions]

@GvardiyaBY

You're the guy who makes everything awkward aren't you?

[GvardiyaBY]

@ObliviuxProductions

Nope, mate, that's only translation of one our insult.

To be honest, English insults and swears are not even close to Slavic ones.

[TaaCHBK]

the best is : smurf smurf smurf !

[badboytobs]

If I said any of these to mates I'd get ripped for being a complete tit...these are terrible! given that humour has changed in the past 3 years but still. It seems the best way to insult people is through crude, creative language like on the inbetweeners.

[TheHirate]

"Is your mother still in labor, since it appears you still have half a cunt on your face" Might lose some of it punch in translation.

[730Teresa730]

I like the born on the highway 1

[Azkadaz]

"Don't call me stupid."

"OH RIGHT. BECAUSE CALLING YOU STUPID WOULD BE AN INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE!"

[QxZPanTHErrrr]

@yourballsareinert Your so cute ^.^

[TheLogicalKey]

Those insults are only good on 13 year olds and the song really sucks. But otherwise good job!

[tricolours92]

roflmao the last one was great!

[Creedo77]

your so stupid you made a retard movie and put it on youtube and wasted peoples time,

thumbs up if you muted the sound

[DannyGeeVlogs]

kassem G much?

[Superman679]

Your a real Richard head

[Superman679]

So much for natural selection

[Superman679]

Did you miss me, Every bullet so far. Last time I saw a face that ugly a jokey was feeding it sugar cubes. Can I dip your face in batter and make gorilla cookies.I'm not saying your ugly and hairy but if you stared in planet of the apes they would save a ton on make up and gorilla suits.

[daisyhinojosa23]

if i had a brain transplant i'd use yours because i want a brain that's never been used.

[MarkQP]

only autistic people use these insults

[thegammageek1]

@MarkQP Whoa, I wouldn't use this crap thank you very much -.-

[stardustziggy93]

Fastest I've ever muted a video.

[SheSaidTeAmo]

@stardustziggy93 BAHAHAAHHAHA I thought I was the only one :D

[InanisSors]

if had wanted my own come back id have wiped it from your mothers face.

[hznfrst]

If that's the best you can do your work is still ahead of you.

[WHISKEYWARRIOR9]

I hate the word trolling.. I'll never use it

[BethxXxJamxXx]

man: you fail

Woman: so did your mums condom

[Iamhere4mypiggies]

Friend: AHHHH! GEE-ZUSS! So close to winning

Me: Screw you

Friend: But I was like so close to winning

Me: Build a bridge and..

Friend: Yeah yeah I know, get over it

Me: No, I was gonna say get under it troll

[Amberosescott]

How about you staring in that new planet of the apes

[eskimocheese]

"man...you smell like up dog"

"what's up dog?"

"not much, yourself?"

i don't get what's going on here...

[Jlondonrocks]

"good morning. I see the assassins have failed"

[Jimpaco]

@natabrienne1998 your a desperate cocksucker arent u?

[MultiNZs]

@Legaunt17 is there a reason u have to troll people with strong vocabulary and act as a online douchebag just because someones opinion about people getting depressed over insults?

[chaoswings24]

Me: hey you know what matches?

Him: what?

Me: My ass and your face

LOL

[dragonballforlife]

@chaoswings24 u need to get laid lol

[DiRtYbIkEr371]

0:09 datz funny

[69akel]

this is stupid

[TeamEdward647]

00:8 thats like the best insult ever!

[RU55IO]

Your like the smartest person with down syndrome

[Johnny55199]

did you get that license plate number????

Of what

The truck that ran over your face

[spadeface38]

i'm no proctologist, but i know an asshole when i see one

[theone7812]

i've been searching for good insults but these ones are the best

[Ryu12543]

If I had a dollar for every brain cell you had, I'd be in debt. I made that one when I was seven.

[EAxMaverick]

@Ryu12543 Yeah that'd be all right if I haven't heard it before somewhere allready

[Ryu12543]

@EAxMaverick I've never heard anyone else say that.

[EAxMaverick]

@Ryu12543 well I guess we live in different worlds

[loneshewolf74]

These were good. Real insults don't use swear words. It might make them more brutal but it makes them less clever.

[LeGaunt17]

@HallowsReign23 Welcome to the Internet, shitlord.

And if somebody is pressured into suicide by their own frail idiocy, especially if provoked by anything as baseless and downright asinine as these pitiful attempts at solid 'insults', which would only pass the lips of an arrogant, moronic pansy, judging from the general stupidity of them, then they would not be fine assets to our race and would only hinder the progression of sophistication, which may as well be punishable by death.

[kjbarca10717]

WHERE ARE THE INSULTS????????

[turtles12]

gay music



[KingGoose24]

This sucked - big ass titties from peru

[claeshultcrantz]

watch the nostalgia critic avgn rant and you will see a REAL insult

[airsoftgunmaster100]

i like the hello kitty one ROFL!

[HallowsReign23]

These are funny, yeah... sure... but these are also things that are said to provoke someone into killing themselves...

[pudney0129]

LMMFAO!!!! Small things tho....

[DepecheModeManiac]

gay!

[Baily0474]

When someone says "suck my dick" say " sorry, I don't choke on small things"

[hatebeme0]

biggest insult is this gay song

[20015199214]

Those were so stupid

[1272luke]

learn to spell

[MeYuZic]

ignorant shit-tard

[allikohcysp]

shut da fuck up bitch- is the best insult

[PsychoNazi14]

There's a Jew a Mexican and a black guy in a car. Who's driving?

The cops

No offense to these nationalities, I'm Asian

[kotraquin]

@PsychoNazi14 what are asians favorite meal... cream of some yung boi

[pratikh]

@360360mw2 Read a history book.

[Crasho101]

You've got a big Dick ... On your head

[AFROtron1]

as a black person i wish there were some black jokes 

[MechPhantom]

haha im gonna say these to my school bully , confimr hes pissed

[moses2910]

Fhahahaha

[Love4Lovett]

fucking hilarious. :D

[popstar101deaa]

what song is this? :)

[Wolfetman]

303 people were offended 

[Mr303Dancer]

your adopted your parents dont love you they had to flip a coin between you and a dog

[Sarahvampirechic11]

me:hey, did you catch that new harry potter movie?

him: yeah, but it was almost over when i finally got there, right as i walked in, voldemort died.

me: ......

[kirasuselessminion]

Are your kids twins

no there 6 and 15 are you stupid or blind

neither i just couldnt believe someone would fuck you twice

[DetroitTigersFan187]

YOU CUM GUZZLING QUEEF WAFFLE OF HAIRY COCK CHEESE AND MOLDY PUBES!

[DetroitTigersFan187]

Me: You know what youre gonna find when you look up the definition of "stupid" in the dictionary!?

You: A picture of me?

Me: NO! The definition of stupid which you fuckin are....

[Holzermc]

good comeback: your mams abortion was a fail.

[TheXxEpicXxFail]

This is Golden

[CaroliinaAndKayla]

Me and my friend were helping her mom load some of our things into her car. She picks something up and asks:

My friend: Is this ours?

Me: That's exactly what you're mom said when you were born.

xD

[davidls11]

"Hey, that looks just like a penis...only smaller."

[Vinciejjj]

Him: Hey, did you see me on television last night?

Me: Yes.

Him: Well, what did you think of it?

Me: I think you are even ugly in high definition.

[yourballsareinert]

You big stupid doo doo head.

[BesttotheFriends]

@yourballsareinert Nice one

[hattrick116]

@yourballsareinert

OH SHIT HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?

[CMWmustang]

How big is your dick?

How big is your mouth?

Tucker Max ladies n gents

[BeLazyBe]

your a failed abortion

[xxmattxx125]

whats the song

[domodiLLeta]

-- "Why don't you try to look in the dictionary and find the definition of the word 'idiot' which you fuckin' are! "-- K.K.B.B.

[mjpl2902]

@JordanFilms1 ...... Oh my GAWD that was epic, lmao

[JordansFilms1]

There's that one...

[Reaperluver]

@JordansFilms1

God Bless the Nostalgia Critic! XD

[JordansFilms1]

...bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE!!!

[JordansFilms1]

You... dirty... stuck-up... sadistic... shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing...

[jetspeed500]

Look, if my thoughts about you are correct you are so gay you purposely drop the soap in the shower.

[bobysoad666]

DDDDDUUUUUMMMMMBBB..........

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@pratikh

DAYYYYYYUM Im black and I laughed my azz off at that. Except now youre gonna have to thank those buddies from the Far Ease lololol

[Johnathon394]

@pratikh nigga pwned

[bagser1]

Idiot: YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!

Me: I'M BEGGING FOR BUT YOU CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME!YOU CAN'T GIVE IT TO ANYONE! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MOTHER WENT BACK TO YOUR BROTHER!

[reel1840]

have a nice day

[TheMassivebrick]

i'm gonna peel your skin off and dry it in the sun, then im gonna use that as a condom to fuck your mother.

[TehLeobez]

You climb like old people fuck.

[vimarandy]

@TehLeobez Boooo full Metal Jacket Copy >:O

[TranceFur]

I'd try to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

[Nygaard4170]

Whats the name of the song ? :)

[Greenlexluther]

YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

[RicanX5]

Hey bro.

[RicanX5]

@RicanX5 Hi bro.

[offmyrockervideos]

"That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid." - Frank Burns -