This is Why You Don't Have a Boyfriend

[SirKate]

I was mostly with you until the slut-shaming and the fat-hate. THAT was out in left field...

[gutrp]

awesomeee video...so true!

Im a guy and I approve this message!!

subscribed! lol

[FenCheeks]

@gutrp yes!! thank you so much :)

[NickJ22492]

that should be number 1. respecting guy time

[FenCheeks]

@NickJ22492 hahah i feel like that is the number one problem.

[Kanonite]

holy shit your 100%  correct!

[FenCheeks]

@Kanonite thanks! :)

[15Newts]

"You don't respect guy time. You gotta respect guy time!"

hahah Best thing I've ever heard.

You're one funny girl :b

[FenCheeks]

@15Newts im so glad you liked it :) thank you!

[dontbAbitter]

i think you covered everything haha.!

[FenCheeks]

@dontbAbitter thanks!! :)

[cric8lovur]

anytime :P

[ShazKW]

Are you and JennaMarbles related? OMG! I have a friend who does ALL of that! I'll admit, I complain sometimes but not every singe day! LOL

[FenCheeks]

@ShazKW hahah glad you liked it! and we all complain sometimes but i was just referring to the girls who take it to the extreme, not everyone :)

[ShazKW]

@FenCheeks haha true :) But yes I agree with everything u say!

[Yeswetellthetruth]

.....Where have you been all my life? xD

[FenCheeks]

@Yeswetellthetruth haha :)

[littlebratzful]

its right we cant all be perfect or be the same in any way.

[FenCheeks]

@littlebratzful word.

[littlebratzful]

@FenCheeks thanks



[The1CryingGirl]

We cant all be perfect

[FenCheeks]

@The1CryingGirl indeed we can't

[RiZnL]

good videos u are one funny girl ;) nothing like a woman with a good sense of humor.

[FenCheeks]

@RiZnL thanks :) made my day

[RiZnL]

@FenCheeks anytime  sweety

[cric8lovur]

your hot.

[FenCheeks]

@cric8lovur gee thanks haha

[pilot764]

lol this vid made my day

[FenCheeks]

@pilot764 so sweet! thank you :))

[reaganeyes]

awesome!!! I like this one almost as much as the hung over girls one. you are totally right we should play this in every high school on the country.

[FenCheeks]

@reaganeyes hahah wow! thank you :))

[rjallcanseeya]

Mile-aahh Kunis LOL....

[FenCheeks]

@rjallcanseeya i always pronounce it wrong -__-

[amina068]

THIS IS SOOO TRUE

[FenCheeks]

@amina068 thanks!!

[MissSuz1989]

Coming from a female! Spot on :D

[FenCheeks]

@MissSuz1989 thank you :)

[will0nater]

I don't like slutty girls.

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Thumbs up to this video :)

[FenCheeks]

@will0nater :) thank you!!!

[4getstudyingochem]

I like the "cause you bitch... cause you ARE a bitch" hahaha shouldve put something about leading people on haha

[FenCheeks]

@4getstudyingochem i know, i could've gone on forever though! i might make one about dudes

[KinKiNiKKi4]

this is kind of scary because of how true it is.... :o

[FenCheeks]

@KinKiNiKKi4 :))

[ohsoamazinghere]

Haha this was awesome! Guy time IS sacred! My boyfriend would agree, i do my best to respect it - we have days off for it lol and we've been together 5 years and a half. Posted on facebook and you're awesome! Subscribed! :)

[FenCheeks]

@ohsoamazinghere i GREATLY appreciate it when people share my stuff, you have no idea :) and you sound like an awesome girlfriend, he's a lucky dude

[SiennaReed]

Oh my gosh you are so right!!! I have a ton of friends who bitch about allll their freaking boy problems on facebook. All their freakin status' are about their problems!!! im sick of it!!!!

[FenCheeks]

@SiennaReed yeah, it gets old real quick

[mgonza29]

lol to the passed out pic

[FenCheeks]

@mgonza29 haha glad you liked it!

[ChateauOfADoubt]

I know a girl who does a TON of these and has lots of boyfriends.

But I think you've neglected to mention my problem:

"You're anti-social and have very high standards."

[FenCheeks]

@ChateauOfADoubt definitely true, should've included those haha!

[Nadesiko85]

@ChateauOfADoubt I´m antisocial too and have very high standards. Fiu, thank God I´m not the only one.

[pgxgamer]

Finally someone speaks the truth, will you go out with me

[FenCheeks]

@pgxgamer of course!

[tooyjfwn]

Depressingly, a lot of girls never grow out of these habits.

[FenCheeks]

@tooyjfwn so i've heard...that troubles me.

[mokropsyable]

if only more girls have same brain like you....keep spreading you wisdom....

[FenCheeks]

@mokropsyable i get my wisdom from my momma :)

[rodneyrick]

@mokropsyable never mind wisdom.keep spreading your legs

[FenCheeks]

@rodneyrick uhhh...what? hahaha

[Mrkamikazesniper]

Lol my girlfriend posted on Facebook yet she doesn't respect my Guy time :S

[FenCheeks]

@Mrkamikazesniper tell your girlfriend i said thanks for sharing it!...and i guess you can't win all the time eh? :)

[Mrkamikazesniper]

@FenCheeks so true

[1243567891]

will you marry me?

[FenCheeks]

@1243567891 but of course!

[darthcruzsith]

Right on. couldn't agreed with you more. everything you said is absolutely 100% true. Social media has clearly changed the way people think. especially girls.

[FenCheeks]

@darthcruzsith thanks! :)

[darthcruzsith]

@FenCheeks no problem. great videos by the way. 

[AtheistMonster]

Haha, I love you. /subscribed

[FenCheeks]

@AtheistMonster every subscriber is greatly appreciated :)

[AtheistMonster]

@FenCheeks

NO YOU.

[SeanGamer91]

Finally some sanity in the world!

[FenCheeks]

@SeanGamer91 :)

[CTPAX92]

I hope she won't make "Why You Don't Have a Girlfriend", cos I'm already afraid of her Intellect.

Also she's really beautiful.

[auzzell3]

That's a good one...lol!

[ikabinks]

Over-simplified, misogynistic, and definitely worded to cater to Nice Guys everywhere.

[psycedelic]

Nice list! :)

[FenCheeks]

@psycedelic thank you!

[KeyBladerMiko]

damn... gotta respect guy time lol xD

[icedfirion]

Guy time, this chick knows what shes talking about :O ..... kudos

[FenCheeks]

@icedfirion thanks! :)

[Hawk3981]

I fucking love you. Date me.

[FenCheeks]

@Hawk3981 okay!

[apexblud]

nice eye lids you freak

[TradeChat]

this. 

[dwighthm]

guy time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XEvilToastX]

I've found my soulmate.

[FenCheeks]

@XEvilToastX haha :) <33

[MrWarmPuppies]

Marry Me.

[FenCheeks]

@MrWarmPuppies <333 :)

[bigfproblem]

the question is... do YOU have a boyfriend?

[FenCheeks]

@bigfproblem nope!

[bigfproblem]

@FenCheeks i could be your boyfriend! dont marry any of this dudes! :P

[LimaBeaner2015]

@fencheeks, lmao! You are wild! Here in Ohio, nobody is that brave or daring. So I have no choice but to give you your props!

[gollllightly]

THIS IS SO DAMN TRUE!

Girls love players

And girls do all those things... I'm sick of girls posting FB pics like those...

You're so right.

Subbed!

[FenCheeks]

@gollllightly You don't know how much i appreciate that, thank you!!

[LimaBeaner2015]

@fencheeks, wtf is a fencheek? Lol

[FenCheeks]

@LimaBeaner2015 In highschool I ran through my cafeteria with no pants on as a joke, became kind of a legend....my last name is actually Fenchak, so hence the nickname "fencheeks" :)

[AlexaBairos]

how old are you? lol girls your age act like that? LOL who am i kidding, girls do that too that are my age..

[FenCheeks]

@AlexaBairos i'm 19, i guess some people just never grow out of it

[AlexaBairos]

@FenCheeks oh wow. yeah. i guess not. holy crap. I'm so sorry.

[bigfproblem]

GUY TIME IS SACRED!!!!

[FenCheeks]

@bigfproblem WORD!

[neobludragon]

How do you find girls that aren't like this? Seriously... I'd like to know. >.<

[FenCheeks]

@neobludragon they exist, trust me! all my friends are the coolest girls you'd ever meet :)

[neobludragon]

@FenCheeks I'd like to believe they do but I get those "I swear I'm not like that!" then a week or 2 later they are. So its hard to believe when it keeps on happening.

[ACTHEBLACKKNIGHT]

@1:10 you look hot when you make that pose.The poked out lips, always a nice touch :)

[FenCheeks]

@ACTHEBLACKKNIGHT Thanks I suppose....hahaha :)

[ACTHEBLACKKNIGHT]

@FenCheeks lol I mean that in a god way :)

[CourtneyAbbruzzese]

I can't help but notice the term "wanna-be," and automatically assume the person using it is under the age of 15. Vlogging is fun, more than one person can vlog!

[FenCheeks]

@CourtneyAbbruzzese i love you. i'm going to be doing more vlogging type videos now that i'm back at college and don't have time to do anything too involved, can't wait to hear all the people saying OMG YOU JUST WANT TO BE JENNA MARBLES. ugh, so annoying

[CourtneyAbbruzzese]

@FenCheeks I have another channel where I just did some terrible acting, but college also took over my life and I'm trying to vlog also, but the people on YouTube are brutally harsh. I've noticed that any mean comment I receive.. it's coming from someone who doesn't know how to properly spell, or they don't make YouTube videos at all.

[FenCheeks]

@CourtneyAbbruzzese So true. Some people love to criticize but they don't have the creativity or the patience to make a video themselves

[Alc42012]

Really wasnt that funny. plus u sound like ur complaining about complainers.

[RocknCorruptrepublic]

@FenCheeks: yeah, I subbed you shortly before watching this, and now have forgotten how I found your videos...haha.

[IgnorantorEvil]

Are those Viking Runes on your pin-board? :o

[FenCheeks]

@IgnorantorEvil it's my sister's room, and she's really into death metal and that kind of stuff, so maybe? hahah i don't even know!

[ohlookabird1211]

Rolling! That was soo fucking true

[FenCheeks]

@ohlookabird1211 glad you liked it!

[SmiLyUnderWear]

jenna marbles wanna be !

[cochagirl]

@SmiLyUnderWear wannabe, why? cause she's being funny and vlogging? there may be a few jenna marbles wanna be's then...

[FenCheeks]

@cochagirl thank you! i'm really glad some people can understand that people vlog, and just because i'm a girl doesn't mean i'm trying to be jenna marbles. :)

[ashbrankovic]

excellent (=

[FenCheeks]

@ashbrankovic thanks! :)

[FYIgirlsrule1]

LOL

[AmberMiichelle]

This sounds like a remake of shit single girls say.. Haters gonna hate.

[sarahjoie]

excellent but I don't like the "slut" part. that line kinda ruined it for me. so much for the empowerment of women. though I thought around the same lines in my early 20's.

[FenCheeks]

@sarahjoie Thanks, i appreciate the constructive criticism!

[kaitlinbrianne3]

you remind me of jenna marbles! i love this!

[FenCheeks]

@kaitlinbrianne3 thanks! :)

[candylandfan101]

This is so damn true.

[FenCheeks]

@candylandfan101 thank you!

[Adam3452k1]

kool video! haha



[FenCheeks]

@Adam3452k1 thank you!

[101janine]

Love this

[FenCheeks]

@101janine thank you!

[steffienicole4au]

im pretty sure jenna marbels did this 1st...&better!!!!

[FenCheeks]

@steffienicole4au she didn't though, if you can actually find this video she supposedly did, send it to me, because i know for a fact she didn't do anything like this...jenna marbles didn't invent vlogging! people do it all the time :)

[DivinerMMU]

Wait, you are complaining about people complaining? COMPLAINCEPTION!

I absolutely love 'You gotta respect guy time!' More girls should be like you.

[FenCheeks]

@DivinerMMU Yeah, the irony wasn't lost on me, haha :) and thanks!

[RocknCorruptrepublic]

"I can't believe he said Mila Kunis was hot" lol. This is why *I'm* single...well one reason. So I don't need to live in fear of saying things like that. :P

this was hilarious btw..haha

[FenCheeks]

@RocknCorruptrepublic :) glad you liked it!!

[BraydenDickerson]

You are literally the smartest girl alive. And quite beautiful as well.

[FenCheeks]

@BraydenDickerson Thanks, and i saw that you subscribed too! :) means a lot to me

[havesomefaith10]

hahahahahahahaha omg love



[FenCheeks]

@havesomefaith10 glad you like it!

[IgnorantorEvil]

This actually made my day, and gave me initiative to delete all the random, depressing girls on my friend-lists. Subbed!

[FenCheeks]

@IgnorantorEvil <333 the sub is greatly appreciated. you have no idea!

[xXJBEAST69XxHD]

I think i love you

[FenCheeks]

@xXJBEAST69XxHD <333333

[xXJBEAST69XxHD]

@FenCheeks Its awesome because this is true!! lol You are one of those few real girls <33 You're awesome!

[FenCheeks]

@xXJBEAST69XxHD Thank you, you're so sweet! and i saw that you subscribed, every subscriber is GREATLY appreciated.

[xXJBEAST69XxHD]

@FenCheeks Thanks <3 I also followed you on Twitter! :D Just boggles me on to why there aren't more girls like you in this world O_o lol

[FenCheeks]

@xXJBEAST69XxHD There's plenty of cool chicks out there! my girl friends are awesome, we are total men; we all think and act very similar. You just gotta avoid the few crazy ones out there :P

[xXJBEAST69XxHD]

@FenCheeks That's soooo awesome! I like the "tomboy" girls.. not too girly and stuff lol..Ive been trying way too hard to avoid crazy girls that i've been single for about 4 years now haha ^_^

[skinnywhale777]

You are wonderful. Well said.

[FenCheeks]

@skinnywhale777 Thank you! 

[skinnywhale777]

@FenCheeks You are welcome:) is so funny that in the part you said "men don't like sluts" I jumped out of my chair and said out loud YES WE DO, and immediately you agreed like a second later. I laughed a lot at that...

I think this video is great. I will share it with a bunch of air head/superficial Miami girls in my facebook page. hehe

[FenCheeks]

@skinnywhale777 hahahaha that's hilarious, i just laughed picturing that. and it means a lot when people share my stuff, so THANK YOU!! :)

[franzferdinand17]

@FenCheeks... Ok... I'm not a crazy bitch... I'm actually pretty chill, but when it comes to relationship issues i tend to get a lil out of hand... So I apologize...

[mikeyb1165]

Awesome video, everything you said is 100% true.

[FenCheeks]

@mikeyb1165 Thanks :)

[franzferdinand17]

@stevesloaniscool... Yeah actually I am kinda new, just got a YouTube account last week! So nope, I am most certainly not retarded! But please don't direct the attention towards me, we're talking about this nice young ladies video... Thanks... After all thats what the comment box is for, right?

[franzferdinand17]

@FenCheeks... Well aren't you just special! Cuz like I said I was EXACTLY like you when I was 19 18 years old... I'm still cool with my ex from high school we dated for two years also... But all it takes is one slip up and you'll go crazy, trust me... I drive my boyfriend now up a wall with my craziness! Well actually, it takes one slip up and all the lies are revealed...

[nateetan415]

@franzferdinand17 Someone's bat shit.

[franzferdinand17]

@FenCheeks Lol how old do u think I am? Trust me I used to be the same way when I was 19, but then you wait once you fall in love with a guy and he does you wrong over and over again, then make a video about what you think... Yeah I admit I am guilty for probably half of the things you said in the video, because that's because Ive had my heart broken... So I can't stand it when girls like you say shit that making other girls look bad!

[FenCheeks]

@franzferdinand17 I'm not making girls look bad, just speaking from experience. Girls on my facebook feed really are that annoying, and my friends agreed with me, so i made a video about it. And i dated a guy for 2 years in high school and never did a single one of these things. We're still friends to this day and he appears in a lot of my videos on youtube. It's all about your attitude towards things.

[irbananaking]

Do you have a boyfriend?

[FenCheeks]

@irbananaking Nope!

[nickminnicino]

I love it

[FenCheeks]

@nickminnicino Thanks! :)

[franzferdinand17]

@FenCheeks Ohh your so witty! Cute! Does it work? Does posting a video about how awesome and chill you are really get you "oodles" of dick in ur mouth?