British Slang Tag with Keisha

[RabbitPatronus]

I learned all my knowledge for British slang from Harry potter XD

[wowxxurcool135]

LMAO pickle without the "p"

[osei1234]

You are too funny, you need your own show

[Kirraxo]

you are amazing lol

[archforsay]

Are you a transestite?

[leeham991]

You're a gobshite.

[nofkoffbish]

i'm british and i just.. i don't even know half these

[UnableToBleed]

I so totally love being British now! Especially since I know what half of them are, but you missed out Tosser, that's such a good one, and Wanker! And Bloody on it's own!

[niftyflowers]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. LOVE YOU NICOLA!

[ssoto0415]

too good xDDD

[bryarworship]

Bangers... as in bangers and mash?

[SuperShortyCharz]

I'm English and I don't have a clue what some of these words mean. I suck at being my nationality D:

[mabyeabitmad]

Some of these are just English words, I can only imagine attempts at Scottish slang :L

[MCCAULEYOFFICIAL]

0:41 my fave 1

0:45 the 1 i think is weird

0:51 pronounced wrong but with a funny definition

i still <3 it 

[xsassyxbluex]

haha the explainations are all wrong but the video is soo funny :D

[EmilysMusic8]

chunder - children thunder

cake hole - I don't know 'cause I'm not fat.

[TheAlternativeDrug]

Bliemy - blow me for girls... That honestly cracked me up, I found that one hilarious - I'm using that one.

[laceypennies]

You need to wash your hair... er, wig.

[sketchi93]

haha blow me for girls made me laugh so hard!

[CutieQueen887]

i luv this vid i would luv 2 do a vid with kesha

[TBFL17]

"the opposite of outside who doesn't know that!?"

probably my favorite

[jevohh]

lol at ballistic

[LetItBeLetItBe85]

Behave is a English word so it belongs to England. You speak ENGLISH.

[LetItBeLetItBe85]

I'm British and I don't know most of them.

[juliaboardmansays]

Gaff means house.

I'm English, Hi.

[ayesha1447]

lol born and raised in England and I don`t know what these mean....

[hailtherapture]

"Nipper" a Japanese person saying nipple.

Brb dying.

[bennythruelen]

OMG!!!! THis is the FUNNNNNNNNNIEST! I will video tape myself watching this video so people can see how HILARIOUS this for me. God I love youuuuu Keisha!!

[teetcup]

Probably my favourite video you've made, that was hilarious.

[1maiko1]

"Loaded", what my dad is. LOL

[charmedbabie]

chunder! that was the best! LOL this is hilarious!

[ginamook]

Lmao at "children thunder"!

[TheSmartStylist]

naf = a filipino person saying nap. lol! so true!



[The123Banana1]

gaff, cack, chunder, claret, cop a feel, eppy, flim-flam, get the nod and goppin aren't even words I've heard of, and I'm British. And the rest are just normal words, not slang.

[JoshuaHubbardmedia]

@The123Banana1 where are you from hertfordshire?

[The123Banana1]

@JoshuaHubbardmedia I'm not from hertfordshire

[JoshuaHubbardmedia]

@The123Banana1 A joke mate.

[ErrPear]

@The123Banana1 How have you not heard those words? what part of england are you from ? Gaff - is a place, like at my gaff. Cack - is poo. Chunder - is being sick. claret, i don't know. Cop a feel - to feel someone up. Eppy - when you are having a fit about something. get the nod - when someone nods at you cos they think you are alright looking. goppin - something that doesn't look nice, doesn't fit your taste. I knew 7/9 of those, and I am from Surrey

[EliteAwesomeness]

@ErrPear you mean Harry Potter Surrey

[ErrPear]

@EliteAwesomeness are you actually from england? like in the uk england? surely you know where surrey is without relating it to harry potter

[EliteAwesomeness]

@ErrPear I'm not from England or the U.K.my Aunt goes there once a year in the summer to unwind from her mom & my grandma went there for her family reunion. Long before I heard of Harry Potter.

[Dannii2oo8]

@The123Banana1 You must of heard of 'gaff', 'cack', 'chunder' and 'cop a feel' regardless of where you're from. :O

I mean no-one ever really says 'gaff' in Birmingham but I still don't know anyone who wouldn't know what it meant.

[TheRealDomoCookiexD]

Do more Do moreeeeeeeee!!! (:

[chiclet0922]

Keisha makes me hate my brother's girlfriend even more than I already do...not because she acts like Keisha, but because Keisha makes me an even bigger bitch...I love her =]

[shardaeist]

i think you too good at being a girl!!! hahaha.

[ashli188]

heaps of these are aussie slang terms aswell

[Nemo8047]

lol

[bettysbees]

children thunder got me LMAO, this lesbian would totally hit on you.... if u shaved

[JustCuriousDesigns]

chunder = children thunder. LOVE IT!!! XD

[Lollistar12]

could keisha ever be more wrong?????

[fayenshell]

They probably all mean "tea." Win.

[nehkz]

@fayenshell - Are you fucking kidding me? -_-

[mossloves23]

This was really funny, you are the best :)

[paperhearts01]

i keep forgetting this is a guy

[JadeSophie10]

i'm english and i don't know half of these

[LewisButlerPRO]

LMFAAAAAAO

[LewisButlerPRO]

im not stupid:'((..

[LewisButlerPRO]

im british and most off them i haven't even fricking heard about!xD WTF the only thing i use it arse over tit. it means when you fall you go arse over tit.. and some others they used if the fricking 19-summet or whatever!:D and most of them he oviously made up;)

[xXDINOSAUR88Xx]

nipper a Japanese person saying nipple!!!! i laughed soooooo hard

[FunnyLittleNightmare]

They all mean Tea...

[kerrian1960]

you missed harry as in harry monk

[xmaster2]

Half of these didn't make sense because they weren't in sentences. "Lip" should have been "Giving someone lip" which is basically - 'When you answer-back or are generally being annoying and irritating to a person" - i.e. 'Stop giving me lip!"

[Stadiumhere]

hacked off? I don't really know anything about computers....hahahahah Great. I love it.

[saxyback345]

HAHA OMG "Naff, a Filipino person saying Nap!" REPRESENT!!! XD

[mmckinnissable]

"The opposite of outside... Like who doesn't know that?!" LMFAOOOOO :D

[WhatBriannaHates]

Snog my arse-Kiss my a**

[LeoCassidyIsMyLove]

nipper killed me.

[mazme891]

i wanna meet ur dad

[Lanizzle93]

LIP, like as in, 'he was giving it all the lip'... like 'mouthin off' :D

[mitsk2002]

I'm sure this would be even funnier if I knew all those words. Still hilarious.

[LittlePidgey44]

As a Brit this is hilarious! XD "They probably all mean tea."

[andagaines]

We use tons of these words in America!

[PepinaBailarina]

I need a dictionary.

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[infatuationnation]

haha i use too many of those...

[HannahBartram]

Im Britsh and there was only about 5 of them that were right :) ohh and arse over tit means falling over,,, i say it all the time :)

[mefoo100]

dicky a not so weird fetish where people are attracted to dicks!

[BrittOlinder]

blimey already

[lebf89]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS

[dashracer82]

wow. funniest video i've ever seen on youtube. and where was "chode"?

[JensoAwesome]

i was laughing so hard that my sides hurt and i had to hold it because it hurt when i moved so i could finish watching

[aycarter]

It's bad when you make a more attractive girl than most girls.

[PumpkinJuice93]

Wow I didn't even realise that I said so many slang words...I'm British and you taught me more about my own slang than any other British person has!

[GracieLee00]

"British people are stupid and I'm the best" LOL!

[SimplyFredy]

The way Keisha flawlessly flips her hair >>>>

[MrSethMould]

Good Lord! I'm from England, London, and I think your video thingies are simply too funny. So I'm going out for a fag.

[joseyposey93]

'BEHAVE' thats like a regular word. why are you trying to make everything special for england???

[oreoawesomenessful]

@joseyposey93 i dont know......i just dont know

[NanBot16]

"I wan see sum nipper" LMAO

[214Stunna1]

LMAO-Snog My Arse :P Kiss My Ass :D

[SillyKittyKatt]

This was posted on my birthday!

[cheskydoodledoo]

"Naff -- The way Filipinos say 'nap'." :)) I'm Filipino and seriously, you're getting it dead-on!

[CarlaMarket]

Blah, blah, blah, the opposite of pepper, blah blah blah blah...

[jengmiranda]

I'm really crushing on you.

[hurricane7naomi]

i kept forgetting its a he....

[Jennnifera13]

This is.. AWESOME!!!!!

[saphiraimafan]

Dinner is what tea is, high tea is like a nice luch thing with scones like in enid blyton books :)

[NancyStar345]

why do american people call crisps, chips? chips are chips like 'fries' crisps are the crunchie things in a packet, not chips. gawd.

[iFrarah]

@NancyStar345 -___- why do british people call DINNER, high tea? i mean seriously, don't even.

[MargotVoguey]

@iFrarah Dinner and high tea are different, goshhhh...

[09sunshinehippy]

@iFrarah i'm british, and ive never even heard of high tea. wtf is that?! i think thats something only the queen has. tea = "dinner"/ beverage. i mean, seriously, don't even criticise the way we speak before you even get your facts right.

[NancyStar345]

@iFrarah thing is...we call it dinner too. what the hell is 'high tea'? where did you here that?:L

[svenjeder]

@NancyStar345 well, why do British people call chips, crisps? And why call fries, chips? Most fries aren't chippy, but they are all fried.

[NancyStar345]

@svenjeder but crisps are crispy, that's why there called crisps! and i don't know why we call them chips, we call them fries aswell, but only when ordering at mcdonalds.

[svenjeder]

@NancyStar345 They are crispy. I'll give you that one on semantics, because they are also chippy.

[synthprax]

I was completely on the floor! This killed me!!

[xxlovelyxxladyxx]

I can't breathe! Hahahahahaha

[Natalianized1]

lol this is funny

[Shimichan24]

lol.. im dying here xD 

[maxorsborn]

nobody cares if british people don't think its funny. go watch the office or something.

[09asham]

i bet the 37 people that disliked this are british lol

[acousticdreamer]

I almost died laughing at the chunder one. You are brilliant.

[UrbanLegend96]

I can't stop laughing! I love him, he's so freaking funny!:D

[MeltingPotOfSouls]

lol....

[seosamodalaigh]

Considering you wont 'allow' me to directly comment or email you I have to reply on here. This video is STILL not funny can you please stop posting/sending it to me please!!! and your stupid supporter's I'm Irish not british (tell your buddies that) you are still soooo confused its so queeny gay and that is the only funny thing about you! Get a life, get off the internet. Males like you are the reason gay men are hated so much. You are acting? I doubt that too! Good bye and Good luck!

[214Stunna1]

@seosamodalaigh I hope u have a special place in hell :D

[wowthatspeng]

i'm from nottingham, england i've actually heard all of these bar 5 or 6.

[hatergirl227]

Snog my arse means kiss my ass

[EMLALA98]

i like watch a lot of British shows (skins) so i know like all of these :D

[reggaegirl247]

barmy hahaha

[gamerguyfunnybits]

Hey im british not funny and lots of them are from medieval era

[214Stunna1]

Wank...Eww LMAO XD

[AlwaysaGemini]

omg thats so funny

[101ILoveMarina]

im british, and some of the i've never even seen before lol, and lip, wtf xD

[RoozleRay]

@101ILoveMarina I think they mean "lip" as in "to give someone lip". e.g being mouthy

[TakahisaShinoku]

@101ILoveMarina I'm guessing 'giving someone lip'

[xxnellycxx]

@101ILoveMarina That's what I was thinking xD

[kawaiismilesful]

@101ILoveMarina I presume that lip is reference to giving someone lip???

[Roxannadonald1]

@101ILoveMarina Lip as in giving someone lip or being lippy YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! out of a tree though :-/

[101ILoveMarina]

@Roxannadonald1 lol, i realised what it meant after i posted the comment ^^ :)

[SistaBlunt]

@101ILoveMarina "lip", as a verb. "to give someone lip" or to be cheeky or mouthy. more commonly used by bitter, middle aged northeners i.e. my father

[justESHthnx]

Your definition of "chunder" has me in TEARSSSSS

[makeupartify]

You would make such a beautiful girl!

[xXAboveAndBelowXx]

Theres a time in every ones life when they think they have issues - but you seriously need shooting - disturbed is not the word

[PLOTLAKER5]

ickle = pickle without the P... Win!

[Dracilla112]

Ok I'm English, and I've only heard of about 1/3 of these...'lip'....wtf?! xD I like your explanations better ;P

[tigereyes5]

I'm British and I only recognised two thirds of these. Then I'm from London so some of it may be slang from elsewhere.

[ThatSortOfSystem]

I'm British and I only knew like, six of those. I agree with Keisha, most of those were just normal words XD

[Mydesignfind]

Really! This is too funny! Some of the words you skipped I really wanted to know what it meant- frown! But still funny as 'all get out'.

[countrygirl1462]

"who cares, next, skip to w, wank......ew" LOL XD

[hitomi2232]

naff a filipino people saying nap loooll

[wolfpuppy111]

I want to know what they actually mean! I only know a few. XD

[adeleisawesome123]

I'm british and if u say we r stupid then you are fuckin stupid too!

[HippieMosquitoQuatro]

@adeleisawesome123 u need to calm down. its only a joke, and this character was obviously made to be made fun of.

[jupbadass]

@adeleisawesome123 a joke much?

[Meltedpotato323]

Call people *wankers

[Meltedpotato323]

Lol I call people waviest all the time and they have no idea what it means

[MissBRItesyde]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[19chapman19]

OXENYJGUAWNICTTEGTEHJG

I'm seriously crying xD MOST HILARIOUS VIDEO EVER...and i mean it..i had to pause it a 3 minutes cuz i was gonna die

[technutty]

Does he realise none of these are actually British slang words? lol.

[enderdraven]

Pickle without the p! Bahaha

[LilWun1992]

Naff, a filipino saying Nap. LOL!

[LilWun1992]

These are like all wrong lol.

[Iclifeintechnicolor]

"All over the gaff, let me use it in a sentence. There's something all over the gaff. Still don't know what a gaff is."

Oh my gosh, I'm dying!

[YaneJasmineJade]

i laughed so hard i wanted it to end because i needed a break but couldnt move to turn it off

this is priceless

[ArMyGiRL992]

AHHHHHH......nipper!

[IloveUPretty7]

"Arse" is the full form for Arsenal ! hahahaha

[tomreynolds339]

"Chunder…child thunder!!" lol

[deedog34]

He is the hottest girl ever.

[jayrooboo]

do u really not like british people? or r u just taking the piss? Cuz it was HILARIOUS!!! but it wudnt b if u really hated us brits... O.o

[lovesxmcr]

"the opposite of outside, who doesnt know that.' lmao

[ChynnaDahl]

You are HILARIOUS! Keep up the great work!

[camillab12396]

"ew...kids are sew gross."

[Kaligurl99]

I literally laughed out loud when she came to jar.

[TheMegMegs95]

"They probably all mean tea." holy shit that made me laugh...

[anclop]

hahaha!!! This video is hilarious!!! eppy-someone really stupid saying epilepsy!! lol.. naff - filipino trying to say nap..haha!! "i really don't feel like doin' this anymore..." haha!

[SkyBlueNoodles]

"Nipper: A Japanese person saying nipple" LOOOOOOL!!! I can't breathe! XDD

[hotpinkgurl2010]

lol i love how he knows "the makeup company sigma" hahha

[HesJustJoshing]

You missed out Twat!

[darrickg1]

NO HOMO BUT I COULD BE USED IN JAIL...

[mistystar989]

Lol subscribed

[CocoaLuv22]

they're taking the piss with these words/definitions rofl