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  • ...soo that chubby guy was messing with him b/c he was in his neiborhood??? fuckin lame reason

  • If only we had about 100,000 Steven Seagals to sweep the streets of America.

  • @selatik1

    They would all die, cos he sucks.

  • @FranticFatality That's your opinion. And I was referring to Steven Seagal in his prime.

  • @selatik1

    But he can't fight...it's been proven.

  • @FranticFatality Well, don't take someone else's word for it. Go seek Seagal out and challenge him to a fight. And please bring a camera crew because I want to watch him hand your ass to you on a plate.

  • @selatik1

    Hey, I would if I lived in America, and I would beat the living shit out of him. He's a faker, and he's too chubby to fight anyway. He pissed himself after getting beaten up by a fucking 70 year old. Look it up if you don't believe me.

  • @FranticFatality Sounds like you have an anger problem. I know the fate of most people with anger problems. It's not pretty. So, I'll send you on your merry way. And incidentally, I believe very little of what I read on the Internet.

  • @selatik1

    Dude, I would be writing in caps if I had an anger problem XD Dude, just except that he sucks at fighting. You didn't even defend that argument, so I guess you know he sucks :)

  • The acting is horrible, The absolute worst I have ever seen. ( it made me cringe).. The fight scenes are weak, & Yes the camera goes in so close, changing angles so fast you can't even see what's going on , I got dizzy... the production is like someone is using their personal camcorder to film it. It's just sad.. I will not be buying anymore of seagal's films after seeing this pathetic crap.. He doesn't even try.. It's disrespectful to his fans & shows he has zero dignity & No respect for th

  • @hellome2u2me Good points. He should perhaps leave the scripting, directing, producing, etc. to the people who are good at it. After all, the producer doesn't try and show Segal how to do his martial arts right? Right!

  • seagal might be able to beat the average joe on the street, but he is seriously out of shape, even for aikido standards. And yes he is old and tall and almost morbidly Obese.., and the too-close camerawork makes one wonder if he can still fight at all... I like seagal & I think the last good movie he was in was "belly of the beast" (2003).... However this movie UJ is a joke. I don't know why people are giving this movie such good reviews. You people must be on crack or something.. The acting i

  • That was the Anderson silver kick lol

  • Segal thinks hes black in this stupid movie.

  • His livley, chubby ass....lol

  • he used that same combo against quintero in hard to kill.

  • "Tell 'em what I said."

  • This was a decent Seagal flick since ... a while. I'm not up-to-date with his current stuff, but I've checked out some movies and his standard got really downhill at some point. I've bought a 3-in-one dvd set for my brother but all the movies sucked. So what's the current status? Anyone knows? Any recent Seagal movie that is any good, compared to, Nico, Out For Justice, etc. ???

  • @megalodonNL he was in "Machete" if you want to count that. Basically, the last good movie he stared in was "exit wounds" in 2001. He was also in "the onion movie" which is intentionally hilarious and has Steven Seagal parodying himself

  • o no i am starting to get scared.

  • THEM ESES GOT FUCKED UP

  • DAM THAT GIRL THAT WORKS IN THE STORE IS HELLA FINE ID LOVE TO FUCK HER HAHA.

  • @MegaFreddyone He's got tit's the size of water mellons and an ass like a barrel. That's why he wears the coat.

  • @gac18 He wasn't so bad when he bumped into Curt Henning.

  • McDonald's was closed and Seagal was pissed

  • @Ninety9Soulz hahahahaha

  • @Ninety9Soulz Oh is that the personal stuff he was there for?

  • @AikidoEnth why is he so fat

  • Kick that ass!

  • "kung fu this motherfucker"

    "ok"

  • This was an MC Donalds commercial?

  • LOL! Seagal calling someone else chubby. Steve is a fatass himself.

  • @ItNice26 I was thinking that, lol.... it's an old script :D

  • 0:27 - Anderson Silva shit

  • at 0:39 is what happened to the McDonalds drive thru cashier that forgot to include sweet and sour sauce with my 20 piece chicken mcnuggets

  • @Shelver92 You eat that shit? Macdonalds is crap.

  • damn! he just broke the guy's wrist and kicked him in the nuts! lol

  • @gac18

    Kung Fu this LOL

  • Seagal was coming back from his daily snack at Mc Donald loll

  • I love how Steven Seagal says "muthafucka!"

  • @notoys 13 people aren't safe, LOL!

  • Notice, the only one that got knocked around and can still fight is the Glock. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking---or shooting!

  • Repedatly press 8

  • ciaoooo  belloooo

  • Steven Seagals school of conflict resolution :)

  • KungFu this MFer....He does....:)

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  • repeated nut shot=press 2, repeated bitch slap to the back of a fat spic's bald head=press 5

  • Jean claude van Damme is better than Steven Seagal.

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  • @jootje27 you're funny

  • the best sea gull ever!

  • "why don't you take you lovely chubby ass and get the fuck of my car " said while looking like he ate the yearly production of a donuts factory...

  • Kung fu this mthrfcker LMAO!!!

  • Steven Seagal is a 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, Seagal began his adult life as an Aikido instructor in Japan. He became the first foreigner to operate an Aikido Dojo in Japan.The reason he is overweight is probably just the fact that he is older

  • Young Steven Seagal vs. Young Chuck Norris.

  • 0:39 gimme back my happy meal dammit.

  • Hahahaha, Steven Seagal calling someone chubby!

  • I love how they never show Seagal doing any of these moves, his big ass couldn't lift his foot 1 foot above the ground now. What a cheesy fuckin' movie.

  • @coryboy345 I love how everyone talks shit about a true Akido master as if they can take him in real life. Yup you are so cool.

  • @CrimesonWitcher LMFAO, the guy is 60 years old and fat as shit now, please come back to reality.

  • @coryboy345 60 years old...AND? If the guy was too old to do anything he wouldn't be a cop smarty one so please try again. He does akido which doesn't require strength or too much energy. You FAILED!

  • @CrimesonWitcher Please tell me you''re joking... A cop? You need to stop watching fake reality shows and come back to the REAL world. The guy isn't a real cop, he is 60 years old, and there is a reason why they don't show him doing any actual moves in any of his recent movie, because he CANT DO THEM!!!!

    You failed kid...

  • @coryboy345 Where have you been? There are guys in their 89's still doing akido because they eat right and train hard. You sure you know what you're talking about?

  • @CrimesonWitcher in their 89s? hahah you mean 80s? Take one look at Steven Seagal now, do you seriously think he eats right and trains hard? The guy is fat as shit... Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining, i live in the real world.

  • @coryboy345 Ya and have you heard of a guy named Sammo Hung? That dude is fat like Steven but have you seen him fight? He can take you easily I bet. Don't come at me with that bullshit about fake movie fighters cause guys like these were fighters and masters before they ever went on screen. You like in the world? And where am I from Mario world? You talk alot of shit for someone who knows so little. You don't judge a fighter on how they look but how they fight ya idiot.

  • @CrimesonWitcher You are a complete idiot, i don't even know why I'm arguing with a stupid kid such as yourself...

  • @coryboy345 I'm an idiot? No your a disrespectful douche who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. You talk shit about a man whos been a teacher and a well known member of the martial arts world and you can't stand that I'm right you hater. FUCK YOU. You think you're tough but you wouldn't have the balls to even try and touch a master like Steven. He doesn't need strength to do Akido you stupid fuck. What's your fight background for you to be talking so much shit?

  • @coryboy345

    You do make a good point Steven Seagal doesn't eat right nor train hard. Steven Seagal claims to be a vegetarian but how is he so fat? Crimseon Watcher makes good point too Sammo Hung is one bad ass guy and he's tubby. Sammo Hung however, can whoop Steven Seagal's ass.

  • Steven Seagal or Jason Statham?

    

  • old school justice... :D

  • KUNG FU THIS MTHERFUCKER! * WUSH WHAM BAM* SLAM! * blerghghh*

  • those are some low gas prices :(

  • what if seagal has to do a scene that takes place in the summer, is he still going to wear that big ass winter coat while everyone else is wearing tshirts??

  • if you just got heal-kicked in the chin by steven seagal, or anyone, and you landed on the ground head first, why would you get back up, pull out your gat and while being within a nutstrike zone, swing it around in the face of the same man who owned you 10 seconds ago?

  • he makes it look just so fluid and effortless,

  • Beat up ALL the Mexicans please!

  • Love his fight scenes!

  • 0:27 - Anderson Silva kick 

  • Won't ever motherfuckers ever learn? Once you have your gun out, just shoot the fucker. Don't just stand idly with your weapon and talk shit.

  • Thats the knock out kick right there, lol its funny that kick looked soo week up until 3 days ago lol

  • why does he have such a horrible accent? And clearly he hits that McDonlands up waaay too much during filming

  • steven seagal way better than chuck norris

  • i love the part wen he slaps his head hahahah

  • Same kick Anderson knocked out Belfort with!!!!!

  • haha, second bad guy took the same kick that anderson gave to belfort.

  • he still left the gun on the ground when he left...

  • Steven Segal calls someone fat? Ironic...

  • That bag Segal got out of the car must be his take out bag from McDonalds across the street.

  • KUNFU THIS MOFO

  • LOL! 1:03

  • Steven Seagal is: - Above the Law - Out for Justice - Hard to Kill - Marked for Death - A Dangerous Man - Driven to Kill - The Glimmer Man - Breaking some guys wrist outside McDonald's - On Deadly ground - The Foreigner
  • His movies like this one could be more like Out for Justice.

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  • thats the most fighting from seagal in one clip, than the rest of his later films put together. He is a knob, big daddy with a bad wig

  • LMFAO I FUCKING LOVE STEVEN SEAGAL

  • seagal could win mma championship with his hands tied

  • Because of Seagal's size, I would imagine kicks from him would hurt like a motherfucker.

  • theres a gun being fired, and everyone just continues to ignore it

  • @nelandquinten Welcome to L.A.

  • @AttackMyAss ahh, good timing friend. i literally just moved from santa rosa to anaheim 3 monthes ago! if i hear shots being fired, ill keep in mind that its just steven seagal showing some street justice

  • after the gunshots those bystanders still stay lol

  • love how when he kicks the guy in the face it just pans into a foot hitting him. THAT AINT YO FOOT NIGGA.

  • eu nunca me canso de ver ele agredindo as pessoas

  • lol 1:01

  • Bad guys always make the same mistake out there, you DON'T draw a gun on Seagal...

  • @bobbyhitsbakk009 drawing the gun isn't the problem, it's standing 2 inches away from him while holding the gun that causes them issues

  • @bobbyhitsbakk009 bobby its not jsut that, but you never draw a gun and then put it up against anyones head. You stand at a distance when you use a gun.

  • @bobbyhitsbakk009 No, The mistake that bad guys make is standing around looking menacing while attacking him one at a time allowing him to pick them off one at a time.

  • kung fu this motherfucker!

  • i love how the lady goes in after the gunshots and looks totally unfased

  • @drummer9042 Yeah, as if she was thinking, "pfft, not again, he always does this"

  • And so is this america today a country full with bald headed punks rapers uneducated morons street gangs drug dealers trash food psychopaths latinos violence and well everything else orrr is there hope for it because i remember someone somewhere asked 3 simple words:

    Is America sick?

  • Mc Donalds LOL

  • The man maybe fat and arrogant but he could probably kick most of our asses.

  • Quite a good fightscene from one of his most recent films I believe. A lot better than that quickcut-editing in Killswitch.

  • They just never fucken learn do they?

  • ba da ba ba ba! im loving it! was that a jetta he was driving too?

  • ok its not steven seagall!!!!!!!!

  • Steven Seagal is awesome love ALL his movies. Funniest movie lines can be found in "Submurged"

  • Ya estas muy mayor steven.

  • Good, his voice reflects his fat neck.

  • Anyone notice the crowd watching the fight after the 2nd guy fires off a few shots? They didn't even run, like passers-by usually would!

  • then after he kicks there ass he calmly walk across the street to the Mcdonalds and orders a bigmac combo and sits down enjoying it peacfully

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  • lol that slap

  • Steven seagal is my idol, I wish I can see him in person.

  • Kung Fu this motherfucker! Hmmmm... I believe he just did

  • wow.. after just watching an "Above The Law" clip to watching this, Seagal looks like he ate an entire buffet table. i know he's much older now but Chuck Norris is older than Seagal and he doesn't have a Homer Simpson belly. Seagal just got lazy.

  • @2hoodz come on, with enough exp. that has he dont need be ufc fut!

  • @2hoodz

    I love him even more!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lol

  • What kind of dumb-ass puts 7/15 rounds in a Glock 19 magazine?

  • that old man will open a 50 gallon drum of woopass! on you  (epic)

  • Steven Seagal is better than CHuck Norris

  • @diediego nobody knows this both are very good but i think chuck is better cause he trains more martial arts than seagal but thats only my opinion :D sorry for my bad englisch haha

  • @diediego WHO DA FUCK SAID THAT???

  • @diediego When Chuck will see your comment... May God be with you son!

  • Wow at first I thought the bald guy called Seagal a bender! LOL

  • this is actually my favorie movie that steven has done

  • If Segal thinks he can hide his chubby fat ass behind those cheap leather jackets; he's funny! Dumb, but funny!!!

  • Steven Seagals personal ass-whooping score: 3,450 kills, 560 pwns and 2 hispanics bbq'd

  • Haha KUNG FU THIS MOTHERFUCKER

  • whenever Seagal is near a mcdonalds, his power grows by 10

  • love this sceneyeah:,D!!!!

  • Steaven Sigal can kill people by looking at them.

  • wtf MAC DONALD???

  • Never get between Seagal and a McDonald's at lunch time.

  • steven seagal faster Fight and d0wn kids

  • lol, when the gangsta dropped on the ground, there was another earthquake in LA ^^

  • lol he takes down Big Pun

  • Anybody who calls Seagal fat is a HOMO. And I get the feeling these cock-knockers wouldn't have the balls to say it to his face. Which like I said, makes you a HOMO.

  • @NamathTheLegend How exactly does commenting Seagal's weight affect your sexual preferences? And even if it happens to be a homosexual person commenting does it make Seagal any less fat? I'm very much straight but Seagal IS fat, it's not like he doesn't know it himself.

    Doesn't change the fact that his older movies are the shit, though.

  • @NamathTheLegend Even if they did have the balls to say it to his face, they probably wouldn't afterward.

    I always sympathize with the bad guys in Seagal movies. I wonder why...

  • clearly some people just don't understand pure martial arts power when they see it. oh well, may Seagal continue to reign and annoy all those who post negative, unsubstantive comments by making even more ace movies like Urban Justice :D

  • Steven Segal...fat FUCKER

  • Seagal is flexible in his old age, see him kick that guy? Unbelievable

    JK, he's like 80 pounds overweight of lameness

  • @BigBoss5201 theres a guy same age as seagal and fatter but moves fast as hell. His name is sammo hung.

  • I'm amazed that he kicked that guy in the face with his leather jacket done all the way up. Truly a hero of our time

  • how did seagals movies end up like this...terrible

  • @gmanthebeast1

    Weren't you listening? He's got some personal stuff going on that makes him have to be there.

  • @Nephronial be where?

  • NO SWEAT LOL

  • Its sad the way you gits speak...let me guess..your are in your 20s...can u homos run 10 miles..bet u arrogant shits cant

  • i have train 50 years of what steven seagall have done. i can break his neck easy. he die in 0.5sec

  • @nemmy1673 yes, but his speak better no?

  • LOL @ the McDonald's in the background.

    Startin' ta get scared! Startin' ta get scared! C'mon rob me!

  • i hate him when he's old.

  • 0:24 FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

  • "Im starting to get scared"

  • I love it,

    "Kung Fu this motherfucker"

  • 0:26 Facon Kick!!!

  • He looks WEIRD

  • He don't age gracefully that's for sure.

  • I bet Steven actually wanted to do this scene inside the McDonalds, instead of in front of it.

  • probably a mistake for Seagal to call anyone chubby at this point