Urinal Rules

[naaden359]

this looks like sims

[TheMegaTwiggy101]

WAIT HOW'D I GET HERE FROM MINECRAFT?

[TheMegaTwiggy101]

You did this on sims COOL

[MissMuffinToYou]

lol dont say a single word? that seems a little harsh. but then again, im a girl, so talking is the main purpose of a bathroom. wait, why am i watching this?

[sarkujpnfreak42]

it reminds me of the sims

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@sarkujpnfreak42 because it is the Sim's.

[Tailas444]

I didn't realize people were such pussies about using a public restroom. As long as people aren't pissing on the floors/wall/ceiling or the toilet seats in the stalls, and they flush when they're done, there's really no problem.

[texasxgrrl]

This video is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

[aaabbhddgf]

Guys it says everything he used at the end. Geez. And this is funny

[MrSausageFingerz]

Lol wdf, if 3 are at the urinal walk out? Jeez man up and use it. So what if someone sees your cock

[1Adr1an6]

38 people didn't flush.

[godsboss24]

i like taking shits in urinals

[MrPPpuma]

Umm.. if it says do not use an adjacent urinal then why the HELL are they put there?

[Phreestem]

Critical Error here. This video should state: If the urinal has no walls and someone else is already at one, use the damn stall! -_-

[Majacurihento]

Fuck the "Use the stall cause there are two urinals left." If it is, suck it up and piss. I think using a stall to piss shows shamefulness of your dick!

[MrSausageFingerz]

@Majacurihento exactly, lord forgive they see a cock rofl

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@Majacurihento STHU u MOTHERFUCKING prick. You just want people to see you DICK. FUCK off.

[199superkristi]

This so stupid

[thewearywarrior]

they just broke the rules at 4:56 you cant use adjacent stalls

[DMV1126]

Says the meat gazer

[goro1919]

Stupid video ....just walk in do ur business in either urinal and go out no one gonna rape you because of eye contact and speech 

[notabadguy06]

I dont know bros. All in all, as long as another dude isnt checking me out or acting creepy, I'm cool. I'm not gay and I can have a conversation with another dude and talk to him while taking a piss. As long as his eyes dont go south, I'm cool.

[dadinanm3]

That took quite an unexpected, yet awesome, turn

[XxOxygenINCxX]

6:06 wat did Sammy just do in the stall

[UberMegaHungryMan]

Oooohhh,not the dispenser.

[UberMegaHungryMan]

Uhhhh,fail????



[Aurality]

anyone know what software this was created with?

[dudestr5552]

@Aurality I know that "Sims" or "Sims 2" was used to create the footage, and then the video was edited together (with narration and everything) possibly using Windows Movie Maker or some other type of video software.

[masterpeanut08]

@Aurality SIms 2

[DarrellPeel]

But i have had at least a 20 minute conversation in the bathroom with another guy. Now i know the rules

[dudestr5552]

@DarrellPeel And knowing is half the battle.

[DarrellPeel]

Hilarious video.

[MegatronTarantulas]

I lold at "buttpudding"

[miaolisa]

@torka123 umm haha okay..........nice to hear

[mastermoviemaker39]

this video is retarded

[mastermoviemaker39]

hey i dont need edicate too piss, i just pee when i have to, if some one gives me shit when i pee, they are a hater and a shit talker, any one fucks with in the mens room i will shove thir face in a urinal no one fucks with and tells me what to do, i will piss where i want to and fuck all the haters,

[irock1100]

Whats going on at 9:10???

[MrJonnyis18]

@irock1100 watch 1:32 to 1:40 im sure its one of the two

[naaden359]

@irock1100 they are takin a shit standing up you fuckshit!

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@naaden359 .............

[ejzllanes96]

-Problem with Situation #3. What if the urinal number is even? There is no equal distance from the other 2 occupants when you stay in the center. And what if their is a divider between each urinal?

-When you come upon an unflushed comode, flush it, do your business, and flush it again.

[ejzllanes96]

Problem with Situation #3. What if the urinal number is even? There is no equal distance from the other 2 occupants when you stay in the center. And what if their is a divider between each urinal?

[miaolisa]

lol i think this is hilarious

do guys really follow these rules:D

[Torka123]

@miaolisa Yes and we are deadly serious about them. A public mens toilet is one of the most grim environments in the world.

[gibsongitars]

Lol butt pudding, kidney juice, and this morning's mountain dew

[Grinninghillbilly]

I need to pee now

[darkjeshush]

Am I the only person that verbally narrates my actions play by play? I'm walking up to the urinal... unzipping... pulling out my dick... pissing... pissing... what the fuck is that smell...? oh it's just the smell of me urinating... etc.

[Soap74205]

Hey what's the alarm sfx at 2:59-3:03?

[ThePieIsLie]

contract written in piss....priceless

[goedmonton]

but i like staring at the guy's package : )

[ManiacSerialKilleR]

LOL 0:51

[endarktears]

once i was pissing in one of those and my dad came in and he just looked over on my "lizard" and looked down on his with a unhappy face

[loganachilles1982]

I do my best not to shit in public toilets, for multiple reasons, but if I see another guys feet by the stall door I'll make a cough or something to let them know to back the fuck off.

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

fucking hate using public restrooms, there is always some deviant lurking at the mirror or the hand dryer waiting to make eye contact.

[loganachilles1982]

@ThatScottishGuy2010 true, very true, it makes yu feel like your going to have to kick their ass. I also always take the furthest sink away from another guy when washing my hands. Can't explain it but I always do for some reason.

[bloodieduckies]

I usually grunt as loud as I can on the towlet to scare off would be urinating males and be able to poop comfortbly.

[SuddenCatharsis]

Another rule, never look in the mirror when others are in the bathroom. Sometimes you may walk in a catch a lone male gazing in the mirror but he will quickly shift his gaze away and promptly walk away.

[thatguyyousaw]

on correction. one can speak if another has come to use the urinal right next to you but the words spoken must be clever not a obvious "hey whats wrong with you"

[loganachilles1982]

@thatguyyousaw I wouldn't say shit. I would just stop pissing immediatley and leave.The end.

[tubegangsta]

LOL too bad sometimes, it's impossible to not use adjacent urinals, especially when the washroom is full and you need to piss badly (i.e. after watching a movie at the cinema)

I guess there are exceptions in emergencies

[loganachilles1982]

@tubegangsta there are no exceptions !!!! You do NOT stand directley adjacent to another man with your junk hanging out EXPOSED , and you do NOT ever look at them or their body parts- NO EXCEPTIONS. If I sense a guy is looking at my juck then as soon as I zip up he's getting a broken nose. Dosen' matter if he's 8 ft tall !!!!

[tubegangsta]

@loganachilles1982 Well I guess you're just ashamed of your small pecker. I constantly whip it out in public and have my package exposed to the masses while making noise effects. Is tht bad?

All jokes aside, there ARE exceptions, i.e. when the stalls are full and the urinals are fully occupied except for one. Either piss in the sink, piss in your pants, piss in the female washroom, piss in a cup or piss in the fuckin' urinal. I guess I'm just used to it - I live downtown in a busy district.

[TuRkmEnOkaN]

THIS SOCIAL CONTRACT IS INSTALLED IN EVERY NON GAY MALE WHICH IS BORN

everyone know these rules without seein this vid.

its just standard

[loganachilles1982]

@TuRkmEnOkaN true

[sydrockz]

what was this made on sims or somethinggg ????

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

In bootcamp, pretty much every rule is broken except for talking. You break the rules, or you wet yourself. AND you share urinals. There is no alternative. It's not being gay, it's getting the job done. In civilian, however, it would be considered very gay.

"Kidney Juice." Nice description.

[llamakiller1234]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!

[baggedyman]

I'm running out of ink and paper!!!

[loganachilles1982]

@baggedyman hahahaha

[EpikHater]

Aren't there urinals with walls between them, or something?

Isn't it awkward to be standing right next to someone else xD?

[huyup123456]

Hahaha!!!! Is this really true?

[Johnisjusttoclose]

SIMS 2

[HeavenlyValo]

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands!

[Aruxion]

@HeavenlyValo You are boring

[MildlyFlammable]

Anyone know what the song is at 7:36?

[psphacker8]

@MildlyFlammable lol, I wonder that too

[RusteyGuy]

I'm sorry but there is an error here.

Situation number 1 should be "Take the urinal closest to the exit"

Taking the furthest urinal increases the amount of time spent in the washroom and increases the risk of making eye contact.

lol

[Spherical3]

@RusteyGuy There is a clear con for taking the one near the exit. That is the area that has the most traffic, increasing the risk of eye contact.

[empath69]

@RusteyGuy "closest to the exit" increases your attention to anyone subsequently entering. Do not forget; taking the closest to the exit DOESN'T WAIVE YOUR REQUIREMENT OF WASHING YOUR HANDS AFTER, you filthy pig.

[icecool1065]

@RusteyGuy Wrong.

[sassy741321]

dont say a single word while with in a bathroom, not to a friend, not to a lover, not to jesus himself. well if i saw jesus in a bathroom i would say hi :\

[PurpleDragon0]

was this made on sims?

[yondaime500]

@PurpleDragon0 yes, and Sim City too. They say it in the end.

[gregortroll]

AKA: Homophobia in action: How silly cis men make their lives difficult.

[RockeroNato]

this is SOOOOOOO true!

[VampireTurk]

"butt pudding" make me laugh really hard!

[erikandfox]

NOT EVEN JESUS.

[ganimed1976]

Who Made Dookie in the Urinal?

[TriforceOfPwnage]

Oh of course...The Sims 2 can do it all 8D

[themack355]

I just watched this in my Psych class, good shit!

[sssssbooom]

I always hate when I walk in and some guy is standing in th middle of a triple urinal so they are just wasting a hole urinal. next time I see it I will point them to this video.

[kunfukat]

same thing happened to me!!!!

[Dirtymindsforthewin1]

Now what if a girl walked in the mend room and started pissing in the urnal? What would ya do then?

[teetertoter3]

@Dirtymindsforthewin1 Dream come true?

[sassy741321]

@Dirtymindsforthewin1 im a girl and if i saw a girl walk out a boys room i would scream "sex changer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jeremiah90526]

@Dirtymindsforthewin1 Uh, if she is using the urinal properly then she is not a she, if she is a real girl then shake it off finish up and proceed with proper etiquette as if nothing abnormal is happening, you are allowed to speak of this later but for the time being your job is to shut up and keep as efficient as possible.

[love801yaoi]

@Dirtymindsforthewin1 you have three options

1 leave

2 sneak into the stalls and mastrubate

3 fuck her ( it is probably what she really came there for, anyway)

I mean if I were forced to go into a men's room I would use a stall and not somewere that is so open if I didn't want anything to happen.

god I would be soo embaressed to pee like you guys

[23rdParadox]

how about taking a piss with your pants around your ankles in a urinal... i hate when people do that lol.

[Blaze6181]

... and now Sammy is standing knee deep in butt pudding. "Oh my God."

[mariacerna2001]

Sims 2

[white000bear]

sims 2

[movieguydrummer]

whak

[alstrand]

Maybe it's these enlightened times, I've noticed guys saying hey when meeting coming in....and sometimes even speaking while I'm at the urinal. But even now the proper etiquette is to respond with no eye contact, acting like you're in pain. Any thoughts? This video...hilarious.

[niconet90]

girls shoudent know about them!!!

[Tibor0991]

In Peace and Harmony or Piss and Harmony LOL ?

[BFMVpwnage5168]

lol hilarious!

i love at the end how just two guys pissing together is the cause of a riot lol

[arshwipe]

love this, got the link from PC Gamer

[KrispyApplez]

Never Speak in the Bathroom, Never use urinal when 3 are used, never make loud noises...LOL it's like toliet prison!

[12345cargo]

They look like sims in the sims 2

[CreamDayFurry]

Wow.

[bigtrilla817]

now if jesus said speak to me or go to hell...you better believe i am speaking at 100 mph

[kevc015]

Question: Is it okay to say a quick hey to someone who is leaving as you go in?

[KZ1237895]

Not under ANY circumstance

[NDS525]

Kidney Juice? Butt pudding? =/

[FancyKid101]

he used sims 2

[rollercoasterider]

LOL

But pudding!!!!

hahahahahaha

[Bathead0040]

9:10 wtf lol

[BakaniBoko]

Monster loaf. Butt pudding!!!

[hollEHlolipop]

that seems a bit dramatic dont cha think

[barcher]

Erasmus would be proud.

[newo0001]

note: it is only ok to "go" beside another when there is a barrier or wall in between you and the other

[jdd94]

yes it is

[Sharksfan27]

this is stupid, i think the bathroom is the perfect place to let one rip however its odd when its full . and no speech? me and my friends talk while on the urinals all the time, just dont make eye contact because its awkward

[s9920102i]

theres walls/dividers now

[Nobodymikoo]

Is this like a mod of the sims????

[cyberneticdex69]

i am speachless.... :))))))))))))

[Skeletoncru]

lol this is so dumb

[MonsoonMally]

3.00 clearly indicates one thing.

3.20 clearly rubbishes this statment.

Which is it??? Quack, quack, oops author.....

The correct statement at 3.00 should be 'only if you know the other person, and are comfortable with his presence'.

Trust a spam to cock a simple video up.

[lisambofoh]

In womens' rooms, flushing seems to be optional.

[foxybbe]

hahahah :))

[diaverde09]

This is so true. I think most of this is instict for men.

[SeventhFlow]

its stupid but most of these action i can remember doing it lolo

[noska8erkid]

this is stupid it's so long just for rules

[billthetailor]

Yaw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-n.

[tupelito101]

at 4:54 he said linux

[Jennamber15]

did it really need to be 9 mins long? lol..

[bobtassoni]

There's just way too much at stake whenever you go to the men's room. It's back to squatting over freshly dug cat holes for me!

[lorenzoferlinghetti]

This is by far the best comment on here!

[Crushercor38]

ok after watching this video...i have to pee.

[orangepanda133]

lol funny.

[maxiart]

This is beyond stupid...

[EscapeDelPalacio]

yeah guys.. dont start world war 3 just follow the rulez!! xD

[tubaboy17]

so important to watch and so badass

[abcz96]

It seems this was made by a woman, or by a man whose sexuality is highly questioned it.

[lorenzoferlinghetti]

I have so much to learn.

[ligyro]

whoever made this video is fucked up. in the 20 years ive been using urinals it never occured to me that i should be using a specific one under different circumstances. fucking tool

[Saxophonist992]

I've seen many people with a bad sense of humor, but you take 1st prize

[morkelito2]

OMG thats so exagerated whats wrong in using a urnial between two men it doesnt mater if they see your private parts. Still the video is pretty funny

[lol2613]

that is so needed....hahhaah

[roguej15]

nigga you gay

[roguej15]

so? It's the internet, and you're still gay.

[lamarr912]

You can do just that... just make a tone before you drop your trousers.

[jiggy345]

OMFG

THIS IS GENIUS

[savanna291]

dude this is genious

[coasterman16]

LOL 00:50

[steve100253]

There's no rules.

It's instinct.

All men are born knowing.

[wizzzer1337]

this is why i rather find a nice stealthy position in any corner that is blocked from the spectrum of the vision of anything but god and UAVs. which i case ill bring an IGLA missile system to intercept the latter scenario.

[FreemDeem2]

rofl!

genius

[colt2271]

my god all of these things are true its like you are born knowing what to do and what not to do

[stargirl608]

wow being a girl, this is definatly not the same with us. lol we talk and talk and this is definatly not going to end the world.

[LiquidJello090]

eat the rock of evil scissors of country time to stay or not party

[XXcelol]

heaps lollll.

[nadkins72]

omg freaking funny!!!!! but some of this is sort of true cause mt friend got in a fist fight almost the same way. then i showed him the video hes like holy crap. lol

[Jedi2330]

"Sammy is now knee deep in butt pudding"-HILARIOUS!!!!!

[MetalHeadBanner]

girls....believe it or not, but this is actually true....a lot of it is not thow whole thing..

[falcon8967]

Good vid I feel gross now haha

[rosenholm105]

WAOW Talk about drama-queen attitude think that one little conversation can break world peace...... yeeer right!!!!!!

[03102]

these rules shuld be posted in bathrooms lol

[mariamqwert]

LMFAO!! This is soooo freaking funny!!!!! Wow... girls openly talk when in the washroom... we'll even ask them to pass some toilet paper if we're out...

"...this morning Mountain Dew" LMFAO!!!

"Ralf & Chuck begin to... Ralf & Chuck..."

[Bailio672]

that was awesome

[pirate1guy]

i hearby pledge to stick to these rules so that civilisation does not break down